Games where the antagonist gets a happy ending?

Games where the antagonist gets a happy ending?

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Damn, if moot can get his life on-track, anyone can.

ecelebs are not video games


F*CK OFF

How can this filthy fag actually dare to show his face in public

He wasn't an antagonist, he was an anti-hero.

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who is that?

moot is a faggot

>environmental storytelling

this
time to hit gym and learn java

is mootykins sabotaging Big Data from the inside to help liberate the world wide web as we know it?

He made this shitty site at 15 and sold it for millions to gookmoot when was it ever off track

Who?

Damn. Moot could easily have been an underwear model.

Is he finally the princess of his dreams?

Someone post the picture of him and his boyfriend.

what does he do at Google? help them steal private data?

is moot going bald?

he goes vroom vroom in a car

he's more of an anti-hero than an antagonist, but he's still better than we deserve

The time between making this site and selling it

traitor

Yes. He released that video of google execs talking about influencing the elections.

XeXenogears. There was some military or something cool dude with three hot subordinates, chicks of course. So he didnt die in end and all three chicks stays with him as his harem, because they love him that much. Happy bastard. I hate that game so much.

Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Reddit.

Literally who?

I'm pretty sure he never made a dime off of it despite the Yea Forums passes, ads and selling the site. It was a money hole and he was smart to sell it.

yes
most men do when they get old
you will too
although most dont lose all their hair just get abit of a vegeta hairline

Who?

He makes shitty experimental "apps" that make the boomers go wow

Shitty bait newfag scum

>moot infiltrated Google to kill them from the inside
based

Leave newfag

>you will too

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>sold it for millions

HAHAHAHAHAHA

In Japan working at Google maps.

You get 6 figures to be yourself in the confines of Silicone Valley politics.

I'm visiting Japan right now and google maps is really helpful with public transport schedules, routes and even cost
Good job mootykins

youtube.com/watch?v=Ttc5AXUOcFQ

If your grandfather on your mother's side went bald, that's a pretty good sign you will as well.

Best girl Hilda.

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worst taste i have ever seen

he's contained

I'm pretty low T.

>moot gets to be the little girl every night
wew lad

RESPECT THE REAPER.

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My grandpa died before I was born so I wouldn't know

>2006
i thought moot's identity was a secret until 2007-2008

Nope

I think that makes you less likely to go bald. There's a variety of causes. One specific type is genetic and is passed on the X chromosome. You can also go bald just from stress.

>happy
he looks like shit.

Your test level doesnt actually matter its to do with if your hair is weak to DHT so if you have even alittle of it any at all really and you have DHT sensitivity then you will go bald

lots of goybean enthusists go bald

Does he still work at Google?

WE KNOW YOU ARE STILL HERE M00T

GO AWAY

>it's been nearly 5 years since moot left
Time goes by way too fast.

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>sold it for millions
god fucking lmao

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The goodbye stream was insane.

I shoulda left when he did, ever since this site feels like a spin-off chan or sub-reddit dedicated to trying to 'emulate' it.

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apologize

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I respect the Norwood Reaper will daily minoxidil applications, but please delete that picture.

mine has the biggest fucking moustache ever but is bald as fuck

I miss him lads

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im sure he still lurks.
remember, you're here forever.

I thought this was him riding the bart til I saw the moon

>didnt make shit while in charge
>constantly had to deal with going to court over some shit retarded anons did

Am i supposed to know who this guy is?

The issue is that there's nowhere else. Isolating yourself from all social media is far worse for you than occasionally visiting this site. And exclusive use of garbage like reddit literally fries your brain.

How do I get a smile like that?

>I shoulda left when he did, ever since this site feels like a spin-off chan or sub-reddit dedicated to trying to 'emulate' it.
I couldn't leave this faggot ass cesspool if I tried, I just keep coming back. Probably because I still love you all

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I can't believe most posters actually joined this site after moot left

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Fuck Ayaya

Damn, I wanna go back to Japan

how do you even make money on this site.
gookmoot isn't that smart, probably selling our data

be in a place in your life where you're fulfilled financially, emotionally, and physically, and have literally no worries with your situation

All those stars only lined up with me for a few weeks sometime during college, but I was on cloud 9 the entire time. I'd give anything to get that feeling back

Everything felt so innocent then.

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luggage lad

Luckily, only my paternal grandfather is bald

>only my paternal grandfather is bald
>only
user, I have some bad news for future you...

N-no...

>on-track

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i remember listening to the goodbye stream while grinding pointlessly in dragon age inquisitions desert area

>happy ending

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>missing moot
How to spot newfags in a nutshell.

normal
vs
russian

How do I leave this place like him

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how can someone have such good jaw genetics but simultaneously have a munted face? its like his mouth and nose should be lower or something

start taking finastaride if you care

It was a nice comfy stream. Moot is a pretty sown to earth guy.

Money. Move to somewhere that isn't fucking miserable.

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Get in a serious relationship and have a full time job

Note: this involves surrendering/cutting back on manchild hobbies and becoming a normie
You'll know you've made it when you spend more time wondering which crossover is best for the wife in kids than which build is the best way to make it through the raid

Most newfags like wouldn't have even known that, because there was a period of literal years when moot never posted once on the site. I think that's the main reason why people were so easily memed into thinking he was a cunt.

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Not really. Mootykins always had a social life and wasn't retarded by any means, unlike the assburgers here. Hell he had very good speaking/presentation skills, most people couldn't speak that well to such a large audience at TedX or whatever.

>Get in a serious relationship

This is the worst advice you can give a man.

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That and when he did post, he was usually trolling around and people were too stupid to realize it

>being so new you prefer the soulless gook overlord to this

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>literal years

He would post every now and then, he was just stealthy about it. Quite a bit on Yea Forums surprisingly since he mostly fell out of anime.

thanks for reminding me I have to go back and finish this

If you're in your late 20s and have never had anything close to an LTR its already over for you, user

>There are people posting on Yea Forums that genuinely have no idea who m00t is
Really strange to think about.

i remember in a /cgl/ thread, he was really nice and down to earth

why leave?
like said, there's nowhere else that isn't worst than here
at best you can cut yourself from the world but then you basically miss out on everything that's happening in life

Kill yourself weeb

Gimmie A DRINK barTENDER

>game where protag have been separated by the party while he ask his other friend to come lead his party
>it end in cliff-hanging
It's not fair

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Guess I'm fine since he has all his hair and had a badass mustache.

based aussies, fuck this shithole

Excuse, but this is 4channel

Alone in the dark bad ending. It’s honestly so funny I prefer it to the lame good ending.

honestly he made the site better, I miss him. Hiro isnt that bad but hes way too laid back, he needs to step up more.

Lmao, what a fag.

what kind of jacket is that. it looks nice.

Well, there are probably people on the NSFW boards that don't know either.

>moot claims he isnt into anime any more
>when asked if he'd watch redline, he said he couldnt because he didnt have a very specific codec
>Yea Forums goes nuts because said codec drama was at its peak in media player threads
>there is almost no way he would have even known about this shit if he didnt watch anime or at least frequent Yea Forums

>Have money
>Live in a nice part of the world
>Can get up and go anywhere at anytime
>No one telling me what I can do/buy/go
>Literally all the time I want to devote to hobbies/art
>Lots of friends a a few family members I'm close to

Yeah it's all over for me. Fuck.

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Here's a pity (You) user. Next time try not to be too obvious.

Tfw my mom's dad is a ponytailed, bearded 72 y/o former boxer of a Dutchman

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Neet or you have a job?

yeah it's nice not having to give my email/phone #/name just so I can say something online

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My favorite was when he claimed /jp/ was the best board. Moot was notorious for hating /jp/. Spiteful little fuck flooded them with tourists

that's why I love Yea Forums(nel). It sounds cliche, but it really is one of the last few places on the internet where you can be anonymous and say pretty much anything you want.

Like I could call you a faggot, even though you're probably pretty cute irl

Why did he hate /jp/?
Aren't he a massive weaboos?

I'm glad he made it out of here, he deserves a happy ending. Me I'm right where i belong with the rest of the trash.

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I wish we had an admin who actually knew about the culture of Yea Forums enough to fuck around and have fun with its users

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He was tired of people posting about not-anime in the anime board.

>implying this site still has a culture

it's literally just reddit without usernames

Not true. He had his life together. He tried to maintain a healthy lifestyle, he socialized plenty, he tried to start a separate business.

>literally
opinion: discarded

shut up faggot

I was the same man. But then one day

it's all over, you realise what you've done

I've been with my fiancee for 3.5 years and work 40 hours a week

still here unfortunately.

I hope he's happy, I think he deserves to be happy. I wish I was happy.

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>constantly had to deal with going to court over some shit retarded anons did
what are some notable cases

>all my mom's male ancestor's died with full heads of jet black hair
>greys show up at 22
>full on J Jonah Jameson at 35
As long as they hold the line, I'm ok with this. Whatever it takes, boys, just hold the line.

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>Live in Japan
>Saw moot in shinjuku-sanchrome
>He was headed in the direction of the gaybars

nice downvotes faggots

>people were too stupid to realize it
Seems like a major issue with this site.

Thats the reason theres animosity today. Moot felt like one of us and hes fuck around from time to time. Theres none of that now, everything mods or Hiro does just feels empty and shallow. They dont feel like one of us, thus the rise of "fuck jannies"

i didn't say downboat or sage or cringe
*downboat*

good job moot, you did it, you put your life together and did great, I know you're still lurking and that's what makes me happy, you were always in my heart and will always be, you little faggot, godspeed.

lmao get over your soiboi idol faggots, christ you're all acting like cucks and whining about the site not being your faggy safe space anymore.

a big yikes and an oof to you too

edit: thanks for the gold xD

I liked when he fucked with Yea Forums

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PTG
Even if you're ironic, you're acting ironic like them.

The good ending to Death of the Outsider, I think.

everyone has always hated the jannies, this is nothing new. Plus hiroshimoot is doing fine, I'd rather him be hands off and out of sight than the opposite

you're lucky user, grey hair in your 20s and 30s is sexy as fuck on guys

Give him back!
GIVE HIM BACK!
I'LL BE GOOD PLEASE JUST GIVE HIM BACK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Its a major issue with society. Yea Forums used to be nothing but rejects and social outcasts, usually the nerds that were into computers and such. Not saying we were a bunch of geniuses or anything, but certainly a step above the typical mouthbreathing retard of society. There was a nuance to trolling back then. But as the years went on and social media exploded, Yea Forums lost IQ and creativity because normalfaggots came flooding in. Thus the current state of the site

leave this place. worked for him.

based and wholesome

did he ever post since he left?

>imagine thinking you're some unique sPeCiAl snowflake because you've been posting on an anonymous imageboard for 10+ years

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>hiroshimoot is doing fine
>site crashes every other week
>increasing frequency of posting errors
>malicious ads all over the site now
>shitposting more rampant than ever before
>most of the big boards are completely offtopic 99% of the time
>""""""""""fine""""""""""

For anyone who isn't fluent in anime, Infinite Stratos was HATED by Yea Forums, to extreme levels. It's was basically the cawadooty of anime during its time.

Thats such a fake laugh

Imagine thinking that was his point.
Imagine being such a newfag that that's your first reaction to someone saying they've been on the site longer than you.

suck a dick election tourist, reddit is where you belong

Reminder that moot makes 500k a year working for google and bangs his insanely hot wife every day and thinks about this board maybe once a month at most

I gave up long ago, I still feel more connected to the people on this site than anywhere else on the internet

Remember when he "accidentally" confused Asuna from SAO with Asuka from Eva?

Moot lives in Japan now? Does he speak Japanese? I actually stopped caring what happen to Moot like 10 years ago, so wasn't sure what became of him. Thought he went off the grid and changed his name or some shit. Or I thought he was either dead or in prison.

>hiroshimoot is doing fine
yes he is
>site crashes every other week
not nearly as frequently as that
>increasing frequency of posting errors
see above
>malicious ads all over the site now
imagine not having an adblocker in the year of our lord 2011+8
>shitposting more rampant than ever before
shitposting isn't a bad thing faggot, stop being so bootyblasted
>most of the big boards are completely offtopic 99% of the time
absolutely not true, sorry you look for the few offtopic threads out of the 100 that are up and cherry pick
>""""""""""fine""""""""""
yes, fine

They still look handsome with balding hair, like George Costanza. It's all about the face.

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>2016 fags
Why don't you people lurk for four years?

This post was made by an actual post-Moot newfag.

Why are Google keeping his body in stasis in Japan? Isn't that the first place we'd look when we noticed he was gone?

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>imagine not having an adblocker in the year of our lord 2011+8
Oh no, this guy doesnt know.

>not the gif

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>hurr durr back in my day we were a super sekrit club lol NO WOMEN ALLOWED lul Tits or GTFO hehehehehe
unironically kill yourselves

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yeah he was just the owner of this money pit for like 13 years. Nice braindead conjecture.

>implying

k-know what user?

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who are you quoting?

he isn't worth the gif

Moot is the protagonist, we are the NPCs

Your computer is probably compromised

It’s an audition for a musical

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Look, I'm sorry that we've been around long enough to see the website evolve for ourselves and you'll never dedicate enough time to one particular thing to do the same thing, but no need to be spiteful about it

moot said it himself many times

>implying I don't have McAfee anti-virus running 24/7

Shes doing a bad job of acting then

>on-track

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>McAfee

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it was well known he was operating it despite not making money from it retard, go back to plebbit

>Not Norton [subscription ended]
>Having Windows activated

Yea Forums is a gigantic money sink you fucking retard

>imagine unironically wearing your time spent on Yea Forums like a badge of honor
oh wow my bad user, you're super cool and definitely didn't waste your best years posting on an anonymous imageboard

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>guise I'm way too cool for Yea Forums, which is why i'm shitposting all day in this thread and getting triggered by people reminiscing bygone years

T-thanks

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holy shit this newfag is absolutely seething

>sold his soul to be a worthless google cuck

>happy end

I don't know, I can give decent presentations even without PowerPoint but I can't have a casual one-on-one conversation without sounding like a total assburger.

i'd be a google cuck too if they were giving me 6 figures a year to do fucking nothing

Oh no he's crying

6 figures is poor in cuckifornia silicon valley

and you have to live around leftist faggots

Found the newfags and laugh.

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If he works on google maps then maybe we work in the same technical field him and i.

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>handsome
>like George Costanza

Good thing moot is in Japan then.

I have never seen more coping in one post in my entire life and I've been on this site since before you had a smartphone.

Heh

still have to work around leftist retards and moot can't even express himself.

>Japan
>leftist retards
Moot is a megaweeb and now he's right at home ogling OL left and right.

>oh no, I can't complain about politics on Twitter :'(
Poor Moot, touring Japan, getting paid fat stacks of cash... he must be miserable. :(

>stream
>calling anyone newfag
Also moot was always a faggot if you miss him or praise him in any way or the other it means you are a newfag, that's it, simple and any oldfag know that, sorry dude but you can't roll with the oldies..

>google

>allowing Yea Forums-esque content

pick one.

he's a worthless sellout.

I've never been to reddit but based on the increasing number of low quality posts like yours, I'm inclined to call you a homosexual and bring to your attention people don't much care for your presence when you are around.

Nor him, but not really. It's not like you get Grey wolf hair, you get shitty half black, half white mess on your head.

>all that spacing

before he sold the site he was dating some whale from a SJW site. The signs were all there.

>dating

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You can give a technical presentation, doesn't mean you have social skills for small talk or conversations.

>moot is a literal cuck

lmao

this low quality post is exactly what he is talking about though. enjoy this (You) before you jerk off to it. more and more tourists from everywhere in the world come here because of faggots talking about Yea Forums irl. this place used to be where the niche and erudite created taste before influencers and tourists started using it to further their online entrepreneurial agenda. literally most streamers got their shit from here, goobergay got it's steam from misinterpreting what was stated here (and from all the negative shit at infchan being attributed to here), fucking notch became a microsoft money millionaire because he stole an idea and shilled it here first.

from an anthropological standpoint Yea Forums is/was the final frontier for art and creativity. I wish canv.as was still a thing too it sort of sucks what happened but it's going to get worse before it gets better.

Command and Conquer series, if Kane is considered an antagonist.

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AND YOU FIND MOOT!
AND YOU FIND MOOOT!
AND YOU FIND MOOOOT!
AND YOU FIND MOOOOOT!
AND YOU FIND MOOOOOOT!
AND YOU FIND MOOOOOOOT!

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Yeah so idiots would buy a pass he just holds onto a moneypit for 13 years and then sells it to somebody interested in purchasing it? Because it must make no money. Seriously why is Yea Forums so stacked with cumbranes?

I guess Google just wanted him to stop embarrassing himself with his projects (canv.as) so they hired him

>started at 14
>dad proceeds to admit not only did he grey early, but so did my uncle who grey'd earlier than I did
>classmates in high school tease me about the greys for four years, saying I should dye it and shit like that
>proceed to college
>people and soon to be friends compliment my grey hair, mostly girls
>one girl in the particular starts occasionally messing and playing with my hair because of it
You get a lot of old people saying grey hair at a young age signifies wisdom and good fortune.

I got a Fesh Pince vibe from his post too but god that just doesn't flow at all.

I fucking hate weebs and gays

>lived with his mom for 12 years because he couldn't afford to move out

>this place used to be where the niche and erudite created taste before influencers and tourists started using it to further their online entrepreneurial agenda. literally most streamers got their shit from here, goobergay got it's steam from misinterpreting what was stated here (and from all the negative shit at infchan being attributed to here), fucking notch became a microsoft money millionaire because he stole an idea and shilled it here first.
>from an anthropological standpoint Yea Forums is/was the final frontier for art and creativity.
jesus can you fellate yourself harder? I've never seen a more rose-colored glasses view of Yea Forums before now, you should be proud of yourself

and thanks for the (you) ;)

He’s clearly liberal himself

Not after what he did to Yea Forums.

>mfw I know yfw
youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

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The boards /trv/ and /out/, are the result of Moot's interest in travel and hiking and such. Moot always had a normalfag side to him.

He did a lot of things to all of us. he sucked my cock once.

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BELIEVE IT

Google hired him to destroy Yea Forums.

>On track

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>left right after GG
I should've joined him.

I remember their autistic as fuck MPC threads with filters and codecs out the ass, do they still do that or did they finally come around to MPV?

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it's crazy how much of a difference hair makes, I'm scared about mine falling out

Hail to my ninja clan. Ninja clan, here i stand.

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I went to college with him.

She's Jewish.

This faggot was shitting up Yea Forums having fun funposting with us at the same fucking time installing complete cunt mods and jannies that ruined Yea Forums.

What happened to the stupid newfags that didn't stick with this website and eventually left? I know a bunch of them are the soft commies/literal faggots working on indie gaming, journalism and whatnot today.
Kind of sad to think about it that way, but I guess back then everyone was unironically a fucking retard and even this site "grew up". Even though that change isn't necessarily a positive thing and a lot of somewhat valuable shit was lost during the transition.
I miss the times when this site wasn't intrinsically linked to pseudo-american internet/social media culture and all the bullshit that's there, at least. When it was more of a respite than an actual mirror of the worst society has to offer, and it came in more cultural flavors than just dumb schizo gringo.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still here because flashes of that old site are still present here, but it's just not the same. It's like an irreparably fucked up shadow of its former self, and that's a real shame.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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NAH-ROO-TOE, I'm on my way
NAH-ROO-TOE, I'll be ok

I still to this day don't know why she picked the other guy over moot

keikaku doori

>doing something you enjoy = wasted time
you really don't know the demographics of this website do you?

nice get
glad it was deleted the poster clearly did not perform any critical thinking

Yet, somehow, this shitheap is far better than any other place on the internet.

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ON THE INTERNET NO ONE KNOWS YOU'RE A DOG

Fucking christ I hate newfags, I miss moot so goddamn much, you could tell that he wanted to give up on the site during chanology/user IS LEJUNNN raid culture which is why he was so keen to jump ship once chanology 2.0 aka gamergate starting picking up wind

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When was the last time you watched his TedX talk? He carries himself like a prancing lala homo man. He minced his way through the whole thing with those limp wrists of his. He didn't even come off like some super confident flamboyant gay man either. Just some awkward and supposedly "straight" nerd who inexplicably has next to no masculine mannerisms in his repetoire of faggotry.

This cuckold is a faggot

The Sarah Palin e-mail scandal in 2010 was a big one just because Moot had to explain Yea Forums slang to an entire court.
thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/poole-testimony.pdf
There was also the Fappening where he had to appear in court.

This image would be 100X better without the shitty reaction spam

...you know there are more boards on Yea Forums than Yea Forums and /pol/ right?

That's right...good....no need for you to go just yet

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He got outed as a cuck
Its over for him

> user comes on stage. As in, the first thing he does as the crowd claps is to literally ejaculate on it.
> "Today, I'll talk about why gays don't scare me anym... Don't scare me" he says, in a gravelly voice, while striking his chest repeatedly, sending greasy ripples across his entire body
> "Homos, fags as I like to call them, are girly. And girls are weak, and I strong! because I manly man!" he says, in complete security
> As his boner reignites, user grunts repeatedly. As he uses his hard, throbbing cock on a remote control, a powerpoint shows pictures of monster trucks, beer, sports, and chiseled manly bodies with large "nohomo" tags plastered across them.
> Erupting in raucous applause, several men in the audience start beating the shit out of random women to prove their strength to each other.
> "And remember, video games are for gay nerds, thank you for participating to my TED talk" howls user, as pyros and rock music ring out.

A shame user's ideal conference doesn't exist, it'd be a fun watch.

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all boards have declined in one way or another throughout the years, though
i'd be inclined to say the ones that have always stayed the same are the ones that were dead from the beginning, like Yea Forums (they're just deader now) and the trash heaps since their conception like /cgl/

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Yep, but you won't deny that they look massively better with hair

>page 12 and onward
As a law student I hope to one day have to ask a man on the stand to explain what "newfag" means to judge and jury

Moot is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Say something nice to him.

This

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Life on track? He’s a forever alone in Japan

lol nice bait

I like how the typist misspells the word meme as "mean" because they probably didn't know what the fuck a meme was at that point in time

My mom doesn't even have much hair cuz of chemo but me and my sisters take heavy after our dad who's family is physically well. My grandma on his side was almost a hundred with a full head of hair when she passed two years ago so who knows

>but it really is one of the last few places on the internet where you can be anonymous and say pretty much anything you want.
lol. hiromoot is selling your browsing data.

He is handsome though.

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>peeps

The left looks good with and without hair, and bottom right looks kinda tougher without hair, but top right's face is too young to go bald, that guy needs hair to look good

>implying this guy isn't the epitome of male masculinity and beauty

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Have you trided asking your parents?

It is the time. Start getting your life back on track, anonbros. We all are going to make it.

>Q. And the term "rickroll" you said it tries to
make people go to a site where they think it is going to be one thing, but it is a video of Rick Astley, is that right?
>A. Yes.
>Q. He was some kind of singer?
>A. Yes.
>Q. It's a joke?
>A. Yes.
I understand the purpose of this, but this is still fucking hilarious to read.

remember when moot played with /d2g/ that was epic

which board has been the best then, in your opinion?