Kassandra... Misthios

...At least it was until the devs fucked up

She looks like shit and i'm not even a weeb. Post good looking western girls next time.

>there are people who prefer to play Alexios
yikes

>Imagine not liking this healthy woman in good shape, prime breeding material

Way to out yourself as homofaggot

literally subconsciously intimidated by stronk woman

>he thinks scrawny fridge is a shapely healthy woman
t. erastes

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anyone else think this game was just ok

Why couldn't she have a cute female figure
Or non pixelated panties

Based

Cringe

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>fan art
Yikes.

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>a woman needs to look like a man to be strong

why?

Nice resolution, faggot.

she doesn't have tits in game
it's literally a retextured man body

You think the resolution is going to change that body?

>hurf durfn its not liek muh chinese cartoons

I do, the final ending was fucking abysmal though

>Tranny loving faggot

Here's the official one then.

low test

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Reminder that Kassandra is for pure yuri love ONLY

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Scrawny

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Sorry, I like my women to look like women, not men.

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>fanart
Κεk ατ υ

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Yeah, there are no tits underneath that armor as shown

You like anime, which makes you a faggot.

Didn't Ubisoft make DLC that forced her into a mother?

and you like men, faggot

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Yes but we don't talk about that

Yeah and there was a whole controversy about the achievement name you got for beating the dlc, made the Kass-lesbo route people really upset.

I may like women that look like men, but you like men that look like women, which is infinitely fucking gayer.

kass is cute!
but her game is boring

Anime is shit, and so are Ubisoft games and the girls they make. Women should be feminine.

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It would be cruel. She would die in childbirth with hips like that.

Good, fuck dykes and fuck faggots.

>I may like men
We know faggot

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Some women should be feminine. Others should be strong, majestic and tall. And they should all be lesbians with each other.

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Yea Forums
>Women must be femenine
Also Yea Forums
>OMG TOMBOYS!!!! TOMBOYS ARE ELDER GOD TIER WAIFUS AND THE FINAL REDPILL!! AAAHHHH!!
Which one is it faggots!?

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g a y

Man, I hate her disgusting fridge body.

Aesthetically feminine, you fucking illiterate monkey.

That's a man with a woman's head.

>le ebin feminine penor meem xD

>Forced to be straight and get impregnated
Based ubi dabbing on faggots.

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I like Kass but this girl is trying too hard.

Kek, I remember the shitstorm.

>trying too hard.
She's a female bodybuilder. What kind of retarded logic is that?

And she's bae

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Reminder that Kass has murdered tens of thousands of guards and soldiers just trying to do their jobs.

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Face is too masculine. It might have got away with it if the texture had been smoother and she/he had at least an indication of boobs

These roids won't give her any good. Women should aim to toned body of gym bunny rather than trying to look like men.

lmao why do people draw these?It's a good drawing at least.

I don't care what you think, faggot. Your opinion is shit, buddy.

You can still have feminine features on stronger built women...its hard to achieve in artwork and the artist has to know what they are doing. The makers here obviously didn't!

Uhhh jannies?

>post an image of a female character that isn't AnimeFactory™ produced WaifuBait #339945 whose unique defining characteristic is that she has blue hair or a collar around her neck
>FAGGOTS on Yea Forums comment that she has "manface"
Yea Forums is full of chumps

>dyke
No

She cute but chadios is superior protagonist.

Only 2k kills so far.

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This

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I want her to benchpress me

Would you a twink alex?

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I wish that was me.

I need a quick rundown on this

The girl or the guy?

That thing should be killed. Unironically. People who aren't normal, 1950s old racist America normal, need to be put down. Enough of this shit man.

The absolute homosexuals (and I mean that in the literal sense) at Ubisoft shoehorned in a crappy, unskippable romance option for the protagonist which the MC breeds with and produces an heir to narratively justify the continuance of their bloodline.

Something that didn't need to be in the fucking game at all, because it's not important, and because KASSANDRA IS A PURE YURI HAND-HOLDING MAIDEN REEEEEE

>Ubi releases DLC
>DLC has mandatory straight sex for the purpose of procreation
>Achievement for doing it is named "Growing Up", because in Greece that's what happened when you grew up
>Minor shitstorm ensues, achievement name is changed and little else happens.

>asscreed
>farcry
>horizon zero dawn
>control
Any other garbage games that keep getting shilled here by video game producers?

In the 1 dlc set, legends of the first blade, you meet one of the earliest known Assassins. Darius is his name and travels with his son/daughter(depends on which gender you chose for your file) after killing a Persian king. Throughout the dlc the son/daughter is crushing hard on your character, however Kassandra is never able to meet the daughter version and is pushed toward a healthy straight relationship where she bares a beautiful child. This however does not bode well with the sexual degenerates who slept with women the whole game and assumed Kassandra was lesbian from the get go. However if you played enough you realize she can sleep with male or female, negating their headcanon that she’s fully gay. Alexios or Kassandra do pass on their genes someday

Thank god you're not in charge and never will be. Things will never go back to the fucking trash that was 1950s America.

Just don't buy or play the DLC where it happens, then

Posting superior Greek Cassandra.

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I got the season pass, and by not doing it you block yourself out of continuing in the DLC and finishing it. That's besides the point anyway because she's still SULLIED from a narrative standpoint regardless of if I personally play it or not.

This, they shouldn't be talking about video games in a video game board.

>protagonist of a franchise about bloodlines needs to pass on their genes
whoa

It didn't need to be told. Not when so much emphasis is put on defining your own misthios, only for the devs to railroad you into a shitty forced option.

It was pretty funny seeing both lesbians and waifufags get cucked by this dude.

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This was the worst part tbf, I kinda get homos the guy looks hideous.

Kassandra's voice is nice

I wouldn't even mind it if they didn't make him so fucking ugly, no homo, I'm not gay

Was funny seeing him all sad when she told him that she only needed his body so she could have a kid and has no emotional attachment to him.

they made her look greek which is why she is so ugly

There's magic in the game. They could've just made magic lesbian babies.

>they made her look greek which is why she is so cute
fix'd

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STEP ON ME MOMMY

She's cute, I like her.

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In Odyssey they get the DNA from a bloody spear rather than from inheritance. In Origins they get it from a mummy rather than inheritance. In Black Flag they use Desmond's DNA but the controller is another character. It hasn't been about bloodlines for a while now.

If you finish the upcoming discovery tour update you'll unlock a new skin for Ikaros.

Whose the dude? Looks handsome.

Unlike Farcry team, asscreed devs can sense the direction of the wind and are course correcting after going way too far in pandering to LGBTxxxx crowd, people who don't buy games and are never satisfied with the product anyway

Erectio Dickus

No beauty mod yet?

Many have tried, but they all realized Kassandra is the apex of female beauty, so they stopped their fruitless task

This but unironically.

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Ever since Origins it hasn't been needed to have a descendant, just DNA in general works. It's part of the whole "Helix" thing they've been doing. Odyssey also doesn't really follow the rules in general, they let you make choices in a series where the story is already determined.

>>When you get her boyfriend poisoned and convince her to jump off the cliff
What did Kassandra The Eagle Bearer mean by this?

She's way, WAY too scrawny. Either give her tits or give her muscles, ideally both.

Clearly it was a diss, because the man has no taste

Kass/Alexios are only important because of their bloodline so it is still relevant.

Now THIS guy gets it

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Does cleaning out an entire area in Syndicate stop enemies from spawning at all? Because if it does this is the most poorly thought out system I've ever seen, especially considering the perk system is a thing. It's also ridiculous how Evie and Jacob are essentially fine with murdering cops when they talk so poorly about the Templars.

They changed the name of the achievement Jesus Christ. When did it become so normal to cave to these fantatics

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a man of culture, i see

Shit quality my man, have a better one

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How? She has a fridge body.

Yeah well you have the body of someone who frequents a fridge too often, so there's that

Fucking kek

Why the projection pal? It's a fictional character.

roided shit

t. Sherlock "Mr. Observant" Holmes, Master Detective of the 1st Order, League of Sleuths

I wasn't making an observation,
I was making a statement.

You were making an observational statement.

Kass of course, who'd want to be the nameless schmuck? Gimme the Spear of Leonidas.

A very based wish.

alexios is a total bro, even though Odyssey is low tier, alexios is without a doubt high tier

I've tried playing as Kassandra but it feels weird that no one calls you out for being a women