You get one chance to recommend him a game

You get one chance to recommend him a game.
If he likes it, you live.
If he doesn't, you get sent to a Chinese internment camp for the rest of your life.
What game do you pick?

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Winnie the Pooh home run derby

minesweeper

Probably something like Zelda Breath of the Wild. Just fumbeling around in that game is fun

Based

Command & Conquer: Generals.

Chinks are subhuman soulless insects

fpbp

Deus Ex

Body Harvest for the N64

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Dota 2

Azur Lane

KING OF FIGHTERS 2002 BAYBE

This

Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby

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Oh fuck off this makes me legit angry

Why, Crusader Kimgs 2 with the Jade Dragon DLC of course.

Why? Because you missed your chance, pedo faggot?

something with pre-communist china

Total War: Three Kingdoms

Sword and Fairy 6, hand-crafted by hard working and soulful Chinese citizens to bring great culture to all of China and show outside countries the spirit of the Chinese.

>recommending fart of the wild to someone who isn't japanese or american
he's not brainwashed to love every nintendo game like you are, he'd probably see it for the shit game it is

nice

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Extremely based

Kirby Super Star Ultra

A Dog’s Life so he can experience farm to table

I recommend him some EA games with lots of "surprise mechanics" then I follow with a "westerners can't focus on something if it has a different name"
then he'll probably flood every market with food with "bio" on the label and I'll just leave

too obvious but still came to post this

C&C Generals youtube.com/watch?v=Z5IobgdPKhc

Awesome job user
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Stalker

Dynasty warriors.
Samurai warriors if I want to troll him.

Astral Chain

Yet they behave more human than euro colonials or usa genocider.

Someone post the copypasta that gets chinks banned please.

Fallout 3: Operation Anchorage

fpbp

This.

Sleeping Dogs

Chinks are bugs with no capacity for empathy

please don't

These are getting deleted so fast, is there some kind of automated delete bot set up for this? Weird as fuck...not suspicious at all that the mod team is willing to go out of their way to design something for this of all things, and nothing for the actual cancers that is killing this board.

lol

Xi doesn't look like a scary violent man that would try to harm you out of vengeance or do bad things. Putin looks like a scary mother fucker. I would probably tell him about MG's 3 then leave before he finds out about tpp. I will then read about the headline where he has gone after the konami CEO on the news paper

Hong Kong 97

chinks on Yea Forums will be using a VPN which means it won't matter

fpbp

>45 second in
Wtf bros you told me Chinese don't care about each other.

Imagine how good it would have been if you'd posted it without warning instead of being a lazy baby.

What the fuck are you trying to do, you little nigger?

Why would they care about how suspicious it looks?

What are trying to say user? That the mods are not doing a good you know they do this for free do you should be happy witb tbe work they di
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Kill La Kill: IF

Ryuko's Boobs bring peace to the world

have sex and reproduce

Good point.
user, are you okay? user?

PLA retard detected, delete yourself little fat brown man.

Vampire masquerade bloodlines with the patch because vanilla doors are annoying

The more dead mutts and just in general NATO subhumans, the more he will like the game. And what better game is there for that where you play as the Chinese army fighting off the NATO horde with mutts at the top?
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Say it with me:

MCARTHUR WAS RIGHT

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What the actual fuck is going on here

CIA niggers are on a mission.

Wait a minute that map layout is identical to the level from CoD WaW burn em out

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>areas in the pacific look the same
Did you know that the Chernobyl level in CoD MW looks the same as in the Pripyat level in SoC?

MCARTHUR WAS RIGHT
NUKE YOUR WAY TO BEIJING

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chinks are evil but no way this is real, right? those are dolls, right?

Those babies are dead and whatever is being done to them is at least humane in that sense. You should check out Israeli and Albanian organ harvesting missions. Now that's fucked up, but not part of the propaganda mission.

Keep your innocence user. There are horrors beyond your imagination going on throughout the world. The US and this board is blessed that their only problems are left vs right politics and trannies, sjws, etc.

>he ends up unexpectedly enjoying the humor in your choice and says you can go
>does a complete 180 and changes his mind when he can't win

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I don't think Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang even likes videogames at all.

>The US and this board is blessed that their only problems are left vs right politics and trannies, sjws, etc.
Yes, let's ignore the huge pedo rings, the also existing organ harvesting and human trafficking, drug problems and a ton of other shit. How much can you faggots glow?
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the only right choice

>it is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people