STARTE DAS VERDAMMTE SPIIIEEEEL

>Have their country stolen under their noses by achmeds as they clap and cheer for it
Maybe once they were, they have been white guilt cucked to death

That's not the whole truth, there are a shitton of people who are against the refugees storming in but as a German you can't say a peep against it without being labelled a racist. AfD is their right wing party and they almost took over one of their states during the polls yesterday afaik

>THAT WAS A VERY GOOD MOVE, CAN YOU TEACH ME?!

>twitch before twitch

he is still alive?

And ripped as fuck
A typical /fit/ story, all that muscle and still autistic.

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he looks like calebhart

>Germans get another lolcow on top of DSP and Wings to laugh at
It's not fair.

BARRNE
youtube.com/watch?v=YL5LBGN0bH0

I hope we see more foreign lolcows. I'm always up to laugh at a sperg no matter where they're from.

You need a little bit of autism to browse /fit/, but I'm glad his autism worked out for him.

Runter von meinem Grundstück.

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>Drachenlord
warum taucht der immer wieder auf Yea Forums auf?
>>>/deutsch/

He is basically a DSP with 50 less IQ points that leaked his address and gets irl harassed daily. He also installed an alarm system that goes off whenever someone comes near his house and now the trolls just keep walking back and forth there to trigger it nonstop.

Weil er Yea Forumsideospiele spielt du kagghäider.

Get the fuck out with that Nazi talk, Jerry. This is an *AMERICAN* website.

ICH BIN NICHT DERJENICHE

calm down fag

I wouldn't call that ripped, he seems pretty jiggly

For you.

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Okay kid.
Now apologize and suck his dick.

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Herr Winklaaaaaa!

30 Jahre ungefickt. Ned mehr normal.

/fit/ is only about how to apply the needle correctly. You can't shit me. I've been there

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He got tricked and slandered by the lying media and went to some sort of youth prison because they made him crazy and he snapped. Fucking sad. They fucked up his childhood but now he is a Chad. Fuck the media. He should sue them.

proof?

Is krautchan still a thing

Here's the real story of "angry german kid" which he describe himself.

youtube.com/watch?v=wJouTsuqzRQ

got deleted, kohlchan is a thing now.

german is a terrible language for hip hop

stick to doom metal, krauts

see
and this:
youtube.com/watch?v=mIlCFYLVdTE

>krautchan ded
>machinima ded
>sad panda was almost ded
Damn the old internet really is dead

he says he had like 2 years to himself so just focused on being isolated and bodybuilding, then managed to get a job, got his own place, a gf, new friends and a car, i'm honestly happy it all worked out for him

ripped doesn't mean roided like zyzz you retard

Dead as fuck. There are still threads from march.

East Germans are known to rip you anew one so I'm not that surprised

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embarassing video aside, this is unironically a good tune

East Germans are also known for being poor and uneducated.

>muslim population gains one percentage point in 5 years
>country stolen by Achmeds
let me tell you about your country.jpg

Ok Mohammad

>Actually believing this

>facts are wrong because they don't fit my narrative
Next thing you're going to do is share a facebook post about how a refugee robbed a Netto and Angela Merkel personally declared Nachrichtensperre about it, right?

Nothing Mohammad about knowing German history, m80.

Well duh, that's what happens when you let commies have control

And then misshandle reintegrating the commies into German society.

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Do you have a single recent non fake statistic to back that up

Nah, they're all fake, sorry.

Who knew Ostfriesland was that poor.

east germany is a joke dude, don't take them seriously

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>they took our jobs! (๑･`▱´･๑)

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Things are going horribly for east germany due to things out of their control. They are voting for AfD just to not vote for CDU, it's a protest vote. Not that hard to understand, brainlets

>AfD politicians wax on about how they were among the people who tore down the wall
>when they're from fucking Hessia and the Rhineland
I swear, this is the German version of tearjerking 9/11 to gain votes.

>Unironic leftist shilling on 4channel
kek

German rap is honestly a travesty and it's even worse when it's made by actual Germans. At least the Turks and Arabs slur the language in a way that somehow makes it slightly less egregious, although it remains incredibly cringy and obnoxious

>American being unable to have any nuance in his political views but THE left and THE right
lmao it's us vs them, right?

>rapper
Yes, a failed human being.

>Unironic rightwing shilling on 4channel

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>Nah, they're all fake
I know

And you're a worthless wojak poster too.

2019, I am forgotten

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Yeah, so what's the point in giving you one? Let's say 3 million rapefugees came in in the recent years, and Germany's population was at ~82 million before, then it's an increase of about 3.5%. Even if all of them were muslim, that's not stealing the country. That's just, well, a migration wave.

Yeah, people tend to do that because they're immature and often make fun of what they want to be doing but can't because they don't have confidence. But keep showing your "maturity" by laughing at it.

Feel old Yet Yea Forums?
>youtube.com/watch?v=4kp_CkH5AKM

o-okey...

>german is a terrible language for hip hop
>Any language but english and my own is a good for rap
This sentence alone makes me so fucking cringe at you

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Stop whiteknighting that cringy shit just because you want his dick

Basiert

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Yeah that guy exaggerated but there is a problem of the rapefugees being highly concentrated in some cities to the point where you feel like the foreigner as a German. Not far from here they have a Mosque with a banner saying that Allah is the only god and it's just fucking bizarre.

DU GEILES STÜCK DU GEILES

Any language for hip hop/rap is terrible.

>a banner on a mosque having some religious sentence written on it
What's bizarre about that?

youtube.com/watch?v=1zqh1b6NBX0
6:30 is pure mett kino

Always wanted to move to Germany for work butit seems like the country doesn't need any more immigrants shitting up the place, on top of me being a racist wannabe wehraboo neo-nazi.

Because it's in the middle of a German city that took them in, maybe. Just a thought

>being a racist wannabe wehraboo neo-nazi.
thats illegal there anyway

Exactly why it wouldn't be a good idea to move there.

Well you sound like the good kind of immigrant at least

n-no...

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Try hanging a banner on a christian church in germany saying that the islam is nonsense and see how quickly you get in trouble (quickly) compared to them (never)

Kind of a silly dychotomy there, m8. The mosque did not say Christianity is nonsense, it said Allah is the only god. That's not ridiculing another religion, and not a reason to get in trouble for. And I don't think something like that has happened for a church yet.

official statistics are faked as fuck to delay a bürgerkrieg as much as possible. want some real ones? her you go
33% of 88 million people in germany are non-german. and 4 million are jobless

except all law enforcers either a) dont care since they hate them aswell or b) are mohammed and still dont care since they actually support anyone who isn't a little bitch

What is non-german defined as in this statistic? Also, where's your source?

the afd is controlled opposition anyway like all the other (((right-wing))) parties across europe.

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Test

>Official statistics are fake lemme make one up real quick.

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Well, there are muslims in Germany. Have been for decades. They have a mosque. They put a muslim poster on that mosque. I really don't see the problem.

I thought the going trans was a ruse?

That banner is recent. The more integrated muslisms didn't do this shit, the new ones do.

>muh Bürgerkrieg fantasies
lmao an unironic Reichsbürger

>That's not ridiculing another religion
It literally is ridiculing every other religion instead of just one other one, you absolute mong.

Which part is the ridiculing one? Honest question. Do you know what "ridiculing" means?

So, did the old muslims come to Germany fully integrated?

>normal rap makes me rape
>german rap makes me kill
epic

Some of the turks did, but thats long gone now. More turks vote for erdogan than Germans vote for AfD, and that alone shows how low the willingness to integrate has become here. Add to that about 2.5 million migrants/refugees coming in with about 500k germans migrating elswewhere since 2015 + all those rapes and attacks and most politicians and media saying that migration can only be desireable, with no negative traits to be reported (see UN migration pact) , its not that hard to understand why Germans have turned their backs to all parties except the AfD.

>hip hop/rap is terrible
based

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>why Germans have turned their backs to all parties except the AfD.
Actually, the Greens are heavily on the rise. And the AfD stuff is mostly in the East.

Und ihr so?

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It is. He's now traveling in Europe.

>tfw a week into learning German and already start to understand some krautspeak
my goal is being able to replay Gothic natively

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Lucky german isnt written with norse runes or some shit huh

Holy fuck, he's huge.

What about the right-wing parties that aren't in the opposition?

THIS THREAD IS A VERGOGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Fun fact: This video actually destroyed his social life until his adulthood.

German here.
You should learn Japanese instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=TcXOQxQQQgI
this is him nowadays.
he became the type of person he used to make fun of as a kid.

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Damn I'm getting old.

What are you using to learn the language?

Sehr gut

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>2011
>More
>Less
Wow fucking AMAZING graph bro
Look at all this DATA

HEY DU

Testosterone is hell of a drug

It really does though.

Lmaooo why didn't anyone tell me how kino german rap is fuarkkkkk

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That's not a roid physique you dork.

>gyno
>shoulders
>traps
it is

why is German such a fucking awesome language?

>harsh and commanding
>manly
>not even difficult to learn
>English is a Germanic language so there are plenty of cognates and near cognates
>extremely helpful for business
>sounds amazing in song

if you're not learning German right now you're a Dummkopf

fuck off with your nazi speak.

opfer

You're a faggot.

He is like a mini brock lesnar holy shit

We also have Ludger Winter. In my opinion he's just as entertaining.

He looks like Anime now.

user, do you actually think East-Germany isn't a poor uneducated wasteland that never recovered from sovjet rule?

Best thing about German are the prefixes, man. Motherfucking prefixes, I tell you what.
>erbrechen
>Gebrechen
>Verbrechen
All these words are based on "brechen" (to break), but mean completely different things (to puke, illness, crime). The simple adding of a prefix like ge-, be-, ent-, zer-, ver-, etc. can give the meaning of a word a certain "direction", so to speak, so that it carries the tone of the original word, while developing a new actual meaning. This makes the language extremely picturesque and rich in metaphors, if you pay attention.

The German language may lost its charme and looks overcomplicated however it's very precise. When you read something in German you know immediately what it means.

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deutschrap ist cringe brudi

2013
2011
not an expert but it was a long time ago, I know nothing about germany except every german I see in France speaks turkish. maybe you should find more recent stats

>gyno
holy cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=qJS12StgTqo
This is the best shit. Thanks Germany.

Ihr schwulen Ausländer sollt sofort von meinen Yea Forums runter ihr mistgeborenen Hurensöhne.

based durka durka

Sei mal net so rassistisch und homophob. Wir sind hier eine kultivierte Gemeinde, Wichser.

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post classics
youtube.com/watch?v=h3gZokEEcIE

based goal
gothic is infinitely better in German than in English

no i don't like islam

The turks live in the west, m8. And the turks have been here since the 70s, there sure as shit hasn't been anything in the last 7 years that caused more turks to suddenly appear in Germany. You're basically asking wether Paris is still the most populous city in France.

So how this kid turn out down the road?
youtube.com/watch?v=Eodp-rZVe1w

He’s retarded but so are you

The Christian, Jewish and Muslim God are the same being. Same Old Testament, same angels same shit. They differ on who the Messiah is/was (Muslims think it was Mohammed, Christians think it was Jesus and the Jews think the fucker hasn’t even shown up yet so they beat their dicks to Moses and Abraham instead)

>gyno
You have 0 idea what gyno is. And you have 0 idea of hoe roided delts look.

>mfw foreigners (aside from Boneclinks) visit him

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MIT DE HÄSCHEN UND DE SAUERKRAUT UND RUTZKUTTEN MACHEN SCHWEINEGESCNITZELTES STÜCK AMERIKANERSAU

Ich habs denen gezeigt.

No one knows he's actually born from Polish immigrant parents.
He'd be the "Angry German speaking Polish Kid"

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, was born and raised among ducks...

he went through some tough shit due to this stupid video he made. That's why he got /fit/. You can look for his explanation video.

His last name is Kochanowski. He's a goose among ducks.

Lots of Germans have polish names, m8. Hell, one of the most German guys ever is called Lucas Podolski.

Let me guess, you're from the 2016 elections.