Today’s dinner is steak and then a cake that’s yummy yum~

She's not actually lezing out dumb yurifag.

does she lez with anyone other than Annette?

Lorenz is based as fuck in all his supports except when he hits on my wife.

Well! Give her an answer!

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Hmm? Jizzskull incel thread?

who the fuck talks like that

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Idk about lez but shes extremely nice to marianne

It feels super wholesome but some people could take it that way

it's her singing a dorky song to herself

>admonish
>laugh
>sigh

>literally cuddles and snuggles with her
>not lezing out
oh you poor innocent child

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This pretty much. Dorothea lost her stupid hat, Leonie got much much hotter. Bernie is the only real downgrade, her hair just looks dumb.

She is a giga Stacy and Annette is like a doll, she's shorter than Lysithea, even post time skip.

Dumb yurifag, not everything has to have a sexual connotation. The only bisexuals are Dorothea, Edelgard, Mercedes, Rhea, Catherine, Shamir and Lindhardt.

The Archbishop got to fuck THIS?

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Is that canon?

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it's literally in the game
youtube.com/watch?v=Dhj8ZlhCtHA

>not everything has to have a sexual connotation
It does when you're a mentally ill, low T faggot that has adopted internet waifu culture as an unironic identity and you can't play a single video game or do ANYTHING without thinking about and talking about sex like this guy

OH NO NO NO

I liked Dorothea's hat though.

ok

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Because Yea Forums wants to fuck underage students.

>Hear this
>Target aqquired
>Time skip
>She gets even cuter
Fucking BASED

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>Leonie got much much hotter.
>lost her tomboy look
>still wont shut the fuck up about jeralt
>somehow this is getting much hotter

I like post-skip Bernie's look quite a bit, but it is kind of bold coming from her.

Fucking cringe. This is your big "ten out of ten" game? Weebs have no standards. Imagine this happening when your mom comes into the room. Fucking pathetic dudes.

Does she sing during sex?

>implying Giga Stacies don't have that dorm lesbian experience

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>Japanese ""Humor""

>Doesn't shut the fuck up about Jeralt during support scenes
>Any support scene
>Literally all of them
I hate that they made the tomboy a cuckhungry bitch with a horrible personality. Thankfully she isn't the only girl who sells the strong vibe.

>Imagine this happening when your mom comes into the room
>he still lives with his parents
now I think you're just projecting

>He still lives with his mom.

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Because characters aren't allowed to be awkward or dorky. They must all be gigaChads with no flaws.

And people say Xenoblade 2 is a cringe filled mess?

>Marianne's pre-timeskip is literally perfect
>Marianne's post-timeskip is also literally perfect

Damn, so this is the power of the best girl

Shut up idiots I was clearly only joking. I live with my girlfriend.

same singer
youtube.com/watch?v=EhgDibw7vB4

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>>Literally all of them
actually in that regard seteth's was the least painful to hear
and lorenz's
>UNTIL THAT MOMENT IN bond B

i live with my girlfriend too and she enjoy the game.

Hows this then

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Much better, now change her fucking moe voice.

>Professor... those upskirt photos you took of me while doing outdoor practice... please delete them...

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>ruining the best bit of bernadetta
no

yep, I'm thinking they're in

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Awkward and dorky aren't flaws. They're endearing traits to males. That's shitty writing 101, when the """flaw""" is often seen as more than a minor quirk. It falls into the same category as "clutsy" as a flaw, on the level of dumb shit like Twilight.

play in english you faggot

Exactly what is this girl's appeal?

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What about this?

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>dub
>Goddamn that was fucking disgusting. Western women cant say shit like that it just doesn't work. Fuck. That ruined my day.

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It's just some innocent skinship

its bernadetta
not bernsteinberg

Sweet and energetic girl with daddy issues.

have you never hugged a friend?

is
>i gotta find my dad
really daddy issues?

NO

I've hugged a friend, but I've never snuggled with them, nobody does that with their friends

Marianne's post-timeskip appearance is pretty good, but I was kind of disappointed that she didn't let her hair down. I liked the little strands she had in her pre-timeskip appearance and I thought she would let more of her hair down after the timeskip.

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oh you poor naive child, no wonder you are so jizzbrained.

>Dad walks out on her and her mother
>spends most of her life working to find him and get him back
>when she does find him, he goes out of his way to avoid her
that's definitely some level of it, probably not "I'm gonna be a stripper!" levels, but still a problem.

I killed them both on the BE run

Everytime I great an example from the dub I wonder how the fuck anyone can stomach it. I can't even use Petra or Hilda in FEH because of it.

visually definitely im with you
but metaphorically i love how it coincides with her greater acceptance with herself and feeling less inclined to hide

Are you certain?

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A weak girl who wears glasses and coughs up blood is so moe

Find a flaw.

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Her preskip design confuse me. Thats a wildly complicated hairstyle with several stages of braiding and require quite the effort, yet its so dishelved. Its a weird mix of extreme care, and no care at all
So did she just... do her hair once, and never touch it again?

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>Plays dub
Lol no thanks faggot

>tfw protection fetish

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she got raped by Hilda.

Having her hair up all the time, makes me really want to kiss her neck.

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she's not a schlomo god damn it
although maybe her father is

Damn, how did Lorenz turn from a literal coconuthead into a chad within 5 years?

If the blood runs gold, user..

>Walk into thread expecting midriffs
>Nothing but waifufags
What gives?

>gay and thus absolutely disgusting
Fuck off kike.

his blood runs gold
her blood runs cold

Why won't Bernstein be a good jewish daugther? Why must she act out?

dont act like you arent one too

A few dollars would warm that blood right up.

>t. count von varley
how's that house arrest treating you you cunt

>Mercedes cut down her beautiful silky hair

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are you sure its not just kept under that funeral hat?

Begone before I tax you.

pretty sure

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>we never got to see up Marianne's skirt

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oof that's rough
even sylvain would be disgusted by you

I really hate to shoot your assumption down but I came to this thread with gamer intentions

someone will post the dancer webm in a second hang on bro.

Just load into the game and give her a gauntlet user

>Professor... delete those upskirt pictures... please...

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nearly every character looks better post-timeskip (maybe with the exception of anime edgy Dimitri)

Aren't those just pants that the girls wear?

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If you fags can stop waifuing for a moment, can I get an answer about gameplay. This weekly 'cap' on shit is annoying, can't endlessly battle and grind when I want but I have instead balance it with other stuff. Does this ever change?

if you play on Normal you can grind endlessly on some maps

otherwise no. the game is already easy enough and if you could grind endlessly it would be even easier

felix demands absolute silence to focus on his technique so no

Why did mister edgelord love her songs so much?

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Ok thanks.

even big F himself could not resist the genki

level up your professor rank and you can do more battle actions and more exploration actions.

>big F
?

On normal you can battle as much as you want from the get go, but I assume you're playing on hard classic. Once your professor level gets around B or so you can do 2 battles a week which is enough. I have 3 atm at A+ rank and I often don't do the third one.

Dubfags must die.

>On normal you can battle as much as you want from the get go
That sounds retarded.

they were accompanied by footwork that caught his eye

Sub < Dub
Everytime.

Does she actually say that? I dropped the game way before the time skip

I skipped the third battle a few times, but recently started doing them as fast as possible. Just striding and warping and AoE rushing. It's nice to not think about the side battles as much and just go in.

He's a tsundere, tsun-tsun for old hags and boys, dere-dere for lolis and F-Byleth

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Artist?

While managing exp from limited amount of battles is FE’s staple, its very strange for other trpg/jrpg fans. Normal is just another way toease those guys in

most of them i'm neutral on. they look fine but i wouldn't call them improvements or downgrades. only ingrid, mercedes, and bernadetta got downgraded. other than that, i would say the timeskip designs were far more favorable to the males.

F meaning felix or fraldarius whichever you prefer

>deredere fo Fbyleth
Nah, he's tsun as fuck to the point he almost doesn't even confess in his fucking S-support.

What is going on here?

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Annette is ugly.

He does

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>almost doesn't

I dont mind timeskip Bernie, reflects her growth as a character

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in the same way that edelgard is
>almost redeemable/acceptable
im sure

>manages to impress hubert, felix, raphael, seteth, sylvain, leonie
is she secretly a mary sue

>Felix and Sylvain looking gay as fuck
>Ingrid forever alone
>Dedue barely hiding his homolust for Dimitri
>Ashe, Annette and Mercedes ready for a threesome

This girl is late to class! How will you punish her?

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No sweets for her

don't need to be ontime for class if you already studied

Headpats

is Annette even trying youtube.com/watch?v=Rh1jiYLZcTE&t=1m50s

>inb4 language concerns

How can any other 3H girl even compete?

She's my girl!

Force-feed her more carrots so she stops being slow

She looks like she's in pain 50% of the time.

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Her hair is suspiciously fuzzy.

Talk to her dad

I wish I was a baller

>wanting Annette to pass down her womanlet genes
Why?

Am I the only one who can't help but find some of the post-time skip "character development" hilarious?

Especially Lindhardt and Bernadetta who's lines went from
>Man, I'd rather sleep/seclude myself
to
>Man I sure would rather s-... NO, I CAN'T! THE DUTY CALLS!

Shit's so one-dimensional it's kinda endearing in it's own way.

>Glub glub glub!
>That's fish for I love you!
What did Treehouse mean by this?

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HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE

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F-felix calm down!.. its not that flat!

>DISAGREE
>COMMEND
>SIPS TEA

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*sips fedora*

You have ten seconds to say something to this girl to get her interested in you!

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So is it possible to recruit pretty much everyone besides Rhea, Seteth, Flayn Kate, Leaders and their valets for every route?

Gingers are not for blacking, blondes are. But not Ingrid, she's too redpilled. Guess there's only one way to go... No, it isn't Dimitri you fucking faggots

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KITCHEN CATASTROPHES

This is important.
Which noble gentleman has better ending with Manuela? Lorenz or Ferdinand?

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You can get Seteth Flayn, Katherine and Hilda in BL
Gilbert is also BL exclusive

Her hair curls are better.

Random question; Is Edelgard's alternate death scene exclusive to the church route or you can trigger it in GD as well?

Pretty sure the only characters you can't get on Blue Lions are Edelgard, Hubert, Claude and Rhea.

>Rhea is a playable character

kek

She is if you use Game Genie.

Rhea is not playable, but she's guaranteed 100% survival.

He was always a Chad, just immature until the prof wised him up.

>Gilbert is also BL exclusive
I could swear I had him hanging around in my church route.

You thought wrong.

Ferdie

Why is she so ugly?

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Why is she so cute?

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Why would you bother to kill her yourself?

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How did Gilbert manage to raise such a massive slut?

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I thought the whole point was that he left her and her mom

Impress how fucking different it is

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Very based

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Oh great it's the meatslut

The resemblance is uncanny

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if you listen closely you can hear the inner cringe of the voice actor as she reads these words out

poor woman

Annette is 100% straight unlike her dyke friend Mercedes.

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The coconut hair was to seal his power. Going to a hair stylist was like Brock Lee taking off the weighted armbands.

Source on that bottom pic?

Keep in mind that there are only 5 slots to equip skills. Grinding to get more than 5 is pointless.

>giving Annette to Felix
Why not throw Ashe at her?

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I wanna lay between them

twitter.com/Kawells00/status/1166005094686396416

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What's the point in grinding?
You only have 5 skills, and 1 or 2 them will be Weapon Prowess, so you really only have 3-4 to select and they are pretty damn easy to choose.

Blow for + str, magic, AS, defense
Alert Stance if you are dodge tanking
+Crit

This isn't Awakening where you gotta grinding up heaps of classes to get perfect skill setup.

>1 or 2 them will be Weapon Prowess

Those really should have just been innate passives rather than taking up a slot, granted that would probably just show off even more how few decent skills 3H has

Ashe is a homo and a filthy commoner.

I want to fill her womb with cummy cummy cum

make me

post cute claudes please

>Pick normal because I haven't touched FE in years
>I somehow only recruited 3 people by chapter 8 and multiple characters are over level 15
I think I fucked up somewhere and I don't know where it is!
Lysithea is pretty fantastic, but maybe I just got unlucky with my Dorothea. Lysithea came at Level 11 with better bases across the board.

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Lvl 15-17 by chapter 8 is standard in my hard classic runs. Well you can get higher with infinite aux grinding, but then its unneeded
Recruiting isnt tied to difficulty tho, but the way you get their support/build your Byleth. And if all of the 3 you get are students, maybe stop there (or 1 more). Too many recruit will make the fights later on rather strange and boring

level 15 by that point seems about right. should be 20+ by timeskip, but you're on normal so dont sweat it

Why do so many characters have the same eye and hair colour? I hate that shit.

What is sex with Annette like?

Good to know. I think the issue was that Edelgard became Hector 2.0 with fucking 20 STR at level 8, and Byleth turned into fucking Ike and ran into his speed cap with the force of a goddamn bludgeon. Once I finally managed to feed kills off they stopped leeching all my EXP with their desire for blood.

What happened to all the Lysitheabros?

Lysithea is one of, if not the best non lord unit in the game.

When I cummy cum cum in her tummy tum tum, yes.

That's also pretty standard, mc and the lords are pretty great, and both have personals that increase exp growth, mc gets statues later that once you pump enough renown in he gets even more exp and its just really dumb. On normal there will be hardly any threat til the start of post-skip and that falls off real quick after you get used to enemies increased dmg going from iron to silver.

I actually prefer post-bernie
Ingrid looks a bit iffy though

Does this girl sing during sex as well?

>I want my tummy-tum
>Filled with cummy-cum

Doujins where?

Pure kino

As well as Caspar and Raphael
She has so many endings where she gets turned into breeding fuckmeat, her father’s training was not so easily broken

>She is a giga Stacy and Annette is like a doll, she's shorter than Lysithea, even post time skip.
And Hilda is a single cm taller than post timeskip Annette.

Who is the biggest stacy in the blue lions?

What kind of woman is Felix into? Asking for a friend.

Cunny

Memes aside, not really.
I know it's hard for someone who doesn't interact with girls to believe, but they are in fact far more willing to actually make physical contact with those of the same sex than men are.

Mercedes.

The original japanese song is much better.
Her voice loses cuteness in the dub and sounds like shit.

>All these dumb nigga calling this cringe when that's the point.
I bet you guys also don't understand why Tidus laughs the way he does in FFX too.

she mentions jeralt in just three supports
one of which is with his son

Why are the BL squad so perfect, guys?

Yep. She sounds like a 20 year old roastie in English. Disgusting. Jap girls are much cuter than the whores over here.

>Imagine being shorter than Hilda

Soul

>Hey user, the girls and I were just about to go door to door handing out pamphlets on Duscar crime rates.
>Would you like to accompany us?
Yes/No?

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>Levels up
That was for Jeralt!
>GD story
What would Jeralt do
After all, I am Jeralts apprentice
Do you know who trained me?
We have to avenge Jeralt!

What would your duscur lover Dedue think if he knew what you're doing?

one genocide on duscur wasn't enough

god she was so perfect pre timeskip

>Jeralt got to hit this as a loli
Lucky man

I don't see what's wrong with that tough, since he was an important person for her, and those are quotes from either battle or about battle
It's not like that's all she talks about
in contrast with Cyrill's Rhea obsession
Hell, Catherine mentions Rhea in her conversations more than Leonie does Jeralt

And she's just as perfect post.

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She just wants to have tea with you forever user.
How could you say no to that?

>Be Byleth
>Do your rounds around the dorms
>See a small crowd around the commoner rooms
>Push your way to the front of the crowd
>Its Dedues room, and hes scrubbing his door
>Someone has painted on his door
>BURN IN THE ETERNAL FLAME YOU DUSCUR NIGGER
>Clear the crowd out, Ashe stays to help out Dedue
>Continue your rounds
>Walk by the stables
>See Ingrid, wave
>She waves back
>Notice just a spot of dried paint on her hand

What do?

Da who?

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Tell her much of a true knight Glenn was

Ask her out to tea.

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She'd agree with you user, she's not Felix.

i wish i were tiny enough for her tower over me

OK Caspar

Can someone post the image of the Black Eagle characters standing around in SS uniforms?
Thanks.

How many kids can you give her?

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Byleth does not give her kids though, and neither does Felix.
Strangely enough her ending with Dimitri gives her plenty of kids.
So to answer your question: 0.

I wish I was a shot caller

>I'm spying on you and I will fucking kill you if I deem it necessary
>Hubert support level up!

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Is this a berserk outtake reference?

I knew a girl who did something like this

Did you fug her?

"Despite making up 1% of all lords, Edelgard commits 100% of all atrocities..."

Long story short, no, she was a litteral goblin person who was also a stalker
Sometimes, being quirky isn't cute, just creepy

Quick! Say something that will get Haze interested in you!

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Admonish

Unfortunately, most of the time 2d qualities don't translate too well in the real world.

Currently she is a Thief in my playthrough.

Cute monks...

The Praetor...

Jin...

65 million

They were mostly downgrades.

Why can't she get Durscur'd?

Shut the fuck up hanny

Because she's not American you cuck

>The church stymied technological development!
>Brigid and Almyra, which exist outside of the church's influence, are at about the same level of tech as Fodlan
Explain this Edeltards

Because she's a good girl.
>Black'd fags seething.

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>Girls who mimic anime are mentally ill
Shocking

>Dimitri is raised in Faerghus, the land of chivalry
>his beliefs hinge around protecting the weak
>Edelgard is raised in the Empire, the strongest power on the continent
>she wants to build a world of the strong where the weak are trampled
>claude is leader of the alliance, where political relations are more voluntary
>ideals are about friendship and bringing people and countries together
Uber-kino

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Cursed picture

Make their support A and they wont be nervous to talk to each other anymore it was cute

*fuck her dad ftfy

>BL has 3 cinematics between completing Chapter 11 and starting Chapter 13
>BE has 0
Oof

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A H-Hanny where?

>Haze is a relatively harmless healer
>NO MORE MERCY. THIS CREATURE IS BEYOND HELP
Give me another moeblob that went full nuclear

same voice actor

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B A S E D

he cute

low effort, but i still appreciate the tought

Edelgard was wrong as fuck but I can't help but wish that you could reach out your hand in GD.

Would be perfect if someone replaced Edelgard with Rhea

The one where Dimitri flips his shit upon seeing who the flame emperor is was great.

Makes me think, actually. Even if IS were to attempt a true route for the DLC, how could that even work? Unless they radically shake up the school segment too, Edelgard will still have being the Flame Emperor and sharing the guilt for Jeralt's death on her reputation, there's no way there could be any cooperation between her and everyone else.

Easy.
>Edelgard takes Dimitri's hand at the end of BL.

shes crying

Byleth joins with the Flame Emperor when she asks in Remire, helps take down Kronya and Solon, alongside Dimitri and Claude, gets injured defending them and is unmasked, tells Dimitri the whole story, the three lords and Byleth conspire in seret to bring down everyone
or some gay shit like this idk

they all meet at the monastery after the time skip or something

In all honesty I do wonder how many players sided with Edelgard out of waifuism rather than "You killed my dad. Fuck off". I do presume the former was the default choice for most.

My mom is like 4'10" and I'm 6'1" so clearly that's no issue

What was his fucking problem?

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You have to make cute euphemisms for everything about it or it's too much for her.

Pictures of your mom, please.

Cats. . .

She's secretly a massive slut for dirty talk.

No.

>implying it was consensual

His problem is that he was clearly written into the plot as an afterthought, which is why the plot would be minimally affected whether he lives or dies.

>FUCK THE ALLIANCE AND FUCK FODLAN

why does she get rid of her donuts?

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GD are the canon protagonists. Why do you think everyone else goes mental but him?

>not giving Flayn to Chef Deddles

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He's a sane, competent lord in a game full of deranged nutcases so brainlets hate him for being "boring".

Is that a real line? I thought you faggots said this game had better writing than Fates?

Gorilda kept dragging her by them so she cut them.

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Why did she go with the name Flame Emperor when that name has a terrible history behind it and she's fully aware of that
Like, had she gone with something like Scarlet Sovereign, I doubt Dimitri would have gone nuclear for example

To be fair I get that feeling too. He has minimal personal connection to the other two character and finally playing his route I really do feel he's like an outsider looking in on a couple that needs to hate fuck.

>globalist
>sane

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>canonfags

Neck yourselves

Spotted the Lionfag

>Inserting real world politics into a fantasy world

Canon route will be the DLC route where Byleth tard wrangles all three lords at once but dies at the end.

cringe. why are weebs so unaware of social norms?

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If you send Claude to battle her in the palace they'll both talk about it and she will simply say she can't give up on her dreams but wishes things could be different. Did a good job of making her somewhat sympathetic if I'm being honest.

How do you think writing works, user?

Somewhat related question. If you took lewd pics of ex gf back when you were dating and she sends you a message after you break up to delete the lewd pics are you legally obligated to do it? I took the pictures wit my phone.

patricia comes back and convinces edelgard and dimitri to play nice, then claude confides in edelgard about his backstory, then you convince rhea to step down

he has no problem, which is the problem; he has no real stakes in fodlan and basically sees it as an internship to get ready to be king of almyra

IT'S LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO BE CRINGY, THEY INTENTIONALLY WROTE A CRINGY SONG BECAUSE THE SCENE IS ABOUT FELIX WALKING IN ON HER SINGING A SUPER CRINGY SONG

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Sympathetic is a bit much.
More pitiful.

Best route. Its like being a random team of people who dont care about the two crazy teams fighting each other.

Probably not, but if they ever get out you can potentially get into deep shit.

Don't bother trying to explain something as complex as the idea of context to normalfags.

Because his character is not at all important to the plot, that's why. His actions do not drive the plot, so he doesn't need to have an episode like everyone else.

>o-oh no! They found out I'm pathetic!

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90% of edeltards are waifu fags, and the other 10% are various shades of totalitarian.

>sensei~

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Can we talk about the soundtrack? I was expecting them to have a hard time matching the quality of Fates' and Echoes' music, but they really knocked it out of the park here.

HAZE LOOK OUT THERE'S A FUCKING GHOST

user that's incest.

It was bold of then to introduce electronica elements to the OST in such a relatively analogue world but that did it tastefully. And even when they go nuts with it like Shambala it fits in context

I wish Lorenz was a gay romance option, just because I don't want to play as female Byleth.

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Only God Shattering Star is any good IMO.

Hello class, this is my wife Rhea.
Please say something nice to her.

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I disagree, there are plenty of great tracks on the OST.
>Chasing Daybreak
>Paths That Will Never Cross
>As Swift As Wind
>Between Heaven And Earth
Just to name a few. Give the tracks a listen outside of gameplay.

Would Dimitri have still gone crazy if he dicked his sisterwife El?

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I wonder what happened to blunderfag. This is right up his alley, he should've posted it a few hundred times by now.

Is it Ordelia or Cordelia?

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Given the Leicester’s King Lear based naming it was meant to be Cordelia but they changed it since a Cordelia already exists in the FE universe

big butt

I was excited with only the trailer’s reendition of Edge of Dawn, and wasn’t left disappointed
>grand piano
>chanting
>wub-wub
>orchestra
>vocal
Its a beautiful fucking mess

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Fodlan winds is better than Road Taken and Conquest fight me.

The beginning sounds like an NFL films piece and it endears it to me greatly

Youre not obligated to however I suggest you lie and try not to show the photos between friends who know her or are moralfags. You can show your best friend, he let's it slip and some white knight who hears will tell her for brownie points

Imagine fucking your boss/grandma/daughter/aunt

Stacy takes what she wants user, if Hilda wanted to, she could've easy messed around with her without Annette even knowing since she passed out almost immediately after she lied down in Hilda's bed.

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Anyone got sprites like this for pre-timeskip Mercedes?
Or just a zip file with all of them?

someone posted a dropbox with them, I didn't save it, just the ones I wanted.

This about sums it up. Dude has no real skin in the game aside from his naive wishes of open borders and has almost no agency over the plot as a whole. Edelgard even rightfully calls him out for this shit in his own route

His route is literally a string of contrived events that let him fall into the answers he seeks

Alright, I'll just have to ask around, I guess.
Wanted to do some science.

they're dorky but super catchy, and maybe he already admired Annette in some way before he heard he sing since she's one of the only Lions to not be obsessed with chilvalry and being a true knight or whatever

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I want to fill Annette's tummy tummy tum with my cummy cummy cum!
BASED!

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I'm shocked the game offered you the choice to tell her to fuck off, which given she was complicit in the murder of your dad makes sense. and I did

Nintendo was late to the trap and dubstep party and I was skeptical and then Tearing Through Heaven happened. Fucking hell, those trumpets.

Fucked her after or before killing her?

The Japanese version is actually so much better. Its less of a song and more of her just singing random phrases while being deliberately out of tune, it fits better while also being cuter. Nobody seems to have uploaded it to youtube unfortunately

yes

The original Japanese song actually follows the melody of the cooking theme in-game.

>Annoyed that Gilbert's solo ending had him going back to serving Dimitri and training his child, rather than reconnect with his family.
>Then remember that Dimitri married Annette this run.
Dimitri/Annette is the kino end game

>implying Hilda's pre-timeskip portrait was good

Dude Raphael and Caspar are breeding studs.

Raphael fucking fixes Bernie antisocial behavior for crying out loud.

>Her voice loses cuteness in the dub
you only think this because you are a weeb/have yellow fever, her voice is cute in the dub too.

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it's like Annette and Mercedes switched styles. Now Annette's the hot one

>studying material that has yet to be covered

it's nice, but I kinda prefer the donuts

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Naizuri

She's still very cute tho

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>Dimitri is holding dedues hand
WHY THE FUCK DO HOMOSEXUALS HAVE TO MAKE EVERY MALE RELATIONSHIP ABOUT DICKING EACH OTHER. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE SO CLOSE, THEY ARE COMPARABLE TO BROTHERS?

FFUUUUUUUUUU

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he's reaching for his hand before he soars away to heaven :'(

>there's only one annette lewd out there as far as i know
IT'S NOT FAIR

Dancer Annette!

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It's a top tier soundtrack. Initially I was worried Fodlan Winds was going to be the only battle theme but once you get towards the timeskip it really becomes a lot more varied.

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>No Baron Master Class

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Zeke...

strawpoll.me/18572258
strawpoll.me/18572372

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>literally letting in a bunch of composite sandnigger mongolian invaders that the only other member of in the game also hates with a passion
>sane

>Dimitri still fist place
Is there anything that can stop our boy the Boar?

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I don't live with my mother, kid.

i cannot tell who a lot of these are fucking supposed to be

He litterally becomes their king
I assume he would stop the barbarian shit

you don't stop barbarians

>top three boys are Dimitri, Felix, and I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR
>tied for fourth is Hubert, Sylvain and fucking Nemesis
wew

Being a king means something i guess

Nope

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>king of the barbarians
yeah means a whole lot a fucking nothing

I'm appreciating the 16 votes for Linhardt. I'd vote for him but I just can't sell out my boi Dimitri

They still respect hierarchy, since their generals are the ones to command the armies
Fuck, the one guy Claude brought along to help was chill and nothing happened

BE boys were better than I expected, legit surprised by how much I enjoyed them

squirt bottle

Western white women.

>Bernie dominating the votes
All is well with the world

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Port the game to the PC so we can do an undub and insert subs where required. Till then I don't give a shit about this dubbed dungpile. Well, not long till we can emulate in any case by the looks of it.

Edelgard's army was a bit of a pushover in my Blue Lion campaign because I'd recruited half of her officers already, it's a shame the Beagles are stuck with such a shitty leader.

What? You can select the japanese voice track in the start menu and it'll still have english subs.

Get on the Ballista Bernadetta

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>there's dual audio for a change
Well lord have mercy Japan did something right for a change. Why are faggots playing dub in these threads constantly then?

user, the game has dual audio

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God only knows, the Japanese voice acting is amazing.

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>she's a bunny
Retard she can kill anything in game

Just about every jap game released on the Switch has had duel audio, I dunno why you're shocked. Also they have shit taste.

Debs halfway decent for once, still better in nip but the dubs okay from what little ive heard of it.

because it's enjoyable and some of the jp voices are kinda dull since a lot of them are D-listers who have never voice acted in anything before this

Faggots like you are the minority.

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>Just about every jap game released on the Switch has had duel audio
I'm still mad about Rune Factory to this day.
>Frontier has broken undub
>audio file replacement by the original guy who made it crashes and freezes certain levels like the volcano, and there's sounds that go missing from certain areas

because the dub is amazing?

Would you give her a big family?

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Yes.

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Play the game

>forced to marry this goblin in my BL run because the other BL girls are so shit

Put any of the mages in armor and give them a bolt axe. You can do the same thing with Dark Flier or Malig Knight by making them fly instead.

BL has the best girls you fucking cuck

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i have nigger but shit like calling Felix Sasuke is so vague when Sasukes background is way more like Dimitris

>hating Annette

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The english dub? because they are from reddit

>mercedes rapes my ears every time she talks, also a dyke
>ingrid is a boring plank also used goods
they are so shit compared to the GD girls

I started playing without checking and I figured it would be weird to switch when I was already 3 or 4 chapters in. I'm doing the first two playthroughs in English, then I'm switching to Jap for the last two to keep things fresh.

Poor cyrilfag

Just marry Shamir then you dummy.

you look fucking stupid and i dont need anybody

lol what a stupid hoe

slap her ass in a gentle manner

The sub is ten times more shitty than the dub. Every girl is just high pitched whining.

That's all languages silly

Jinsteel...

Fuck I actually kind of want to try an Annette armor meme build

>ingrid is used goods
That's wrong you fucking retard. Also stop playing the dub faggot.

>there's people who unironically listen to dubbed vomit by filthy dumb-sounding Westerners
cringe and yikespilled

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How is Shamir bi?

I haven't played Fire Emblem yet, but does she really say this? Surely not haha

I think the only character I don't like is Cyril. Never used him in battle, didn't like any of his supports.

Her fiance was a good boy who did not believe in premarital sex.

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i want to convert ingrid to lesbianism

Only applies to bernadetta really. But she's painful in both languages

Rhea creeps me out, Cyril is dull. To think that's all out of such a huge cast I'm quite happy.

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Dorothea failed, what makes you think you have a chance?

>tfw edelgard didn't want to have sex with you

KILL EVERY. LAST. ONE OF THEM.

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It's average at best. You don't have to be a weeb or whatever buzzword you wanna throw to recognize when one language is clearly putting way more effort and just sounds more in-line with the character description than the other.

Not to mention a few dialogues are straight-up missing a couple details in the translation/dub compared to what they say in japanese, most notably in the shared meal dialogues.

>implying he needs her consent

It's way more than just Bernie. Open your ears, subfag

A simple no can't stop the BOAR

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>implying he wants her consent

>character doesn't like "Cats" as a teatime subject

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youtube.com/watch?v=CHG5Z5t_uog

>Dimitri unzips his pants
>this starts playing

Who has the largest ass in the game?

Dunno, Rhea?

Dedue

List some examples then, as bernie is the only one who is constant high pitched whining, annette/hilda will raise their voice occasionally but nothing compared to bernie level of donald duck esque panicing

Would Dimitri actually rape El?

Dense

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DEDUE KISS MY WIFE RIGHT NOW

Smart, he is just not being fooled by this dumb bitch

Nah he just wants to kill her most of the time. Edelgard and her mother are literally two of the biggest murderers on the continent.

Dimitri probabily wouldnt but the BOAR...

Give me more Dimitris

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Do guys even know girls do this in real life? I guess ever girl is a lesbian now.

I still maintain that when he was in full incel rage mode he'd fucked the hole in her neck.

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In the right circumstances he would, and he would feel absolutely disgusted with himself afterwards

I don't think consent matters when he can hit her in the womb for 44x2

Fucking kek I can actually imagine him doing that.

>DEDUE I ORDER YOU TO PLEASURE MY WIFE (sister) IN MY STEAD

>game doesn't have a New Vegas style freedom route where you tell the three lords and the church to fuck off while you rule Fodlan yourself

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>faction where you reform Jeralt's mercenary group and fuck around the world solving shit while the three lords make a mess trying to kill each other

my secret weapon is fem dimitri

Stupid yurifag.

What if everyone lived but only you died in the end?

Hey it would end the war and make Edelgard realize her plan is stupid

>Ingrid hates gays and minorities
Based

No, but I still want a doujin

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That'd be pretty kino desu.

Edelgard can just x5 galeforce his ass and he’s not doubling if she’s in wyvern lord with Darting/Death blow

That’s nothing compared to this

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>FE
>getting doujins
good one

Shes better off as my wife.

That one where futa Noire rapes Tharja was pretty good.

B A S E D

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I cuck him every playthrough.

No one can top based boar boy.

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Lets hope that one Miriel waifufag latches onto someone from Three Houses and latches onto them and makes them a dozen doujins too

The CGs in this game sucked ass and looks rushed. Was it even drawn by Chinatsu?

Only men can satisfy her.

>implying she doesn't want it

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I love my wife.

IGH

>fucking Edelgard
But it LITERALLY is all Edelgard's fault

Because it's a fully voiced game so I can be a lazy fuck and let the dialogue play by itself rather than having to read it. If it just had voice clips like Awakening/Fates I'd probably play in Japanese.

fucking awful

I bet Bernie is really smelly.

She leaves her room at night when no one is around to eat, bathe, and generally just hang around.

The dub is good.
Stand out performances for me are Gatekeeper-kun, Bernie, and Dimitri.
Closest thing to a problematic performance to me was Mercedes' fluttershy voice not being able to emote well at all. Whenever she delivers a smart ass comment with that voice, I find it unintentionally hilarious.

That may be difficult

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FE gets a decent amount of doujins, the problem is the people who buy doujins and upload them don't buy FE doujins.

Bernie is my favorite character but even I wouldn't call her performance standout, though it is genuinely less annoying to listen to then the Japanese voice. I blame it more on how she's written really rather then the actresses.

Jeralt and Felix are also standouts I woukd say.

>dedue im so sorry for what happened in duscur, to compensate i will let you impregnate my wife as many times you need in order to restore duscur
>yes your highness

it is funny this is the canon dimitri x dedue ending

Nani?

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>Claude not in the middle
>Claude not looking at one then the other
>Claude not popping a wheelie
Artist fucked up