SELF MEDICATING CRAVING PUNISHMENT

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el fack yu....

I unironically like this song

BIGGER DICK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN'T LIKE ANYTHING FROM DMC THIS IS HERESY
JANNYYYYYYYYY BAN THIS MAN RIGHT NOW

Combichrist is okay

Honestly there were only three good Devil May Cry games

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NONONONO WTF ONLY DMC5 IS GOOD NONONO AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>not using DE
Kill yourself.

The middle one isn’t a DMC game, it’s a DmC game.

>i can be your angle...or yuor devil

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>the suspenders
Every time.

KABLOOEY

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DmC was unironically a great game, and better than DMC4.

DMC1 > DMC5 > DMC3 > DmC > DMC4 > DMC2

t. a cell division and biological life-cycle professor

This but unironically

Gee, I sure love spamming the same axe attack over and over.

3 has awful enemy design
5 has awful microtransactions
DmC has awful

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Annoyed there was no Angel Trigger. Or angels in general. Don't know why they'd bother keeping that plot point in if they weren't going to make anything out of it.

>ends up in gay porn and dental ads

>bitches about mt
>probably Kamiya purist
Huh

Angel Trigger probably would’ve just been used to lock enemies to the ground instead of making them float.

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I think I actually had more fun with DmC than DMC4. I just think back to Dante's part in DMC4 and remember how pathetically paced and piss easy it was, DmC was a far better designed campaign.
DMC5 are better than both, though, swapping between characters throughout the game worked better though I still wish there was a "play as one guy through the whole thing" option after beating it once.

>probably Kamiya purist
No, it's obvious after reading dev interviews that Kamiya can be pretty retarded as well. DMC1 would've been terrible with QTEs and no jumping like he wanted. Putting all the praise for a game onto one person is dumb anyway, a team of multiple people worked together to make it. Has Kamiya put microtransactions in his latest game or something?

I wish my headcanon was the actual DmC.

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I’m glad the gays fell for Donte and gave him tons of porn

Demon Trigger should have glued enemies to the ground and give you a damage buff while angel trigger blows them all away while you heal.

Ironic.

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I still don't get it. I don't really like him, barely played the game yet i love every porn vid with him (all 4-5 of them!).

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The shaved sides are terrible.

>i don't care if a game is horrible as long as microtransactions don't exist
>game is 9/10 but the mtx made it a 6/10
i hate this mindset

My favourite part is how after 6 years people are still ass-raped over it

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Other way around lad. The fanbase stopped giving a shit entirely when DMC4:SE came out and DMC5 was announced. The 5 people who played DmC couldn't handle DMC5 and still try to shit on it even now especially with DMC5 outselling DmC's lifetime sales in the first week.

We are literally in a topic now with people still crying about it.

It's more relevant because it forced in a bunch of statements about the real world, but that doesn't mean it was done well.

All I see are people making fun of it and one autist saying it was better than DMC4. Doesn't look very "ass-raped" to me user.

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can someone explain to me why DmC keeps getting shilled?

Journalists are still mad.

Sometimes I'll see regular people defending devs and acting like they're doing you a favor by making a game, and that if you criticize anything you're just ungrateful. Could be that. Could also be that they hate the consumer, or want to stay on the good side of a wealthy company, or it's just clickbait.

>Literally only thing it does is ruin the point of Dante being the one accepting his human side and Nero rejecting it

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Because the 'message' is transparent enough to understand without actually playing it, perfect for their crowd

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same
the band might be edgy as hell but they have a few decent songs

For me, it's mommy.

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>gloria is trish
>v is vergil and also urizen is vergil

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The Combichrist soundtrack is the only good thing from this game. But holy fuck everything else is dogshit.

I liked that they incorporated some scifi stuff, but that's about it.

Noisia isn't shit.

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its top tier workout music
edgy as fuck but still really good imo

I like how Ninja Theory claimed that their game was more "feminist" than the original series and talked to great lengths how their female characters where proper characters and not "strippers with guns" and then went ahead and decided to get Combichrist of all bands to do the music. Combichrist with such feminist lyrics as "I am a bitch, How do you want me?, From behind, Or on my knees?, I am a slut, Please hold me down" and "You're such a dirty whore.. You're such a fucking slut, You're a filthy slut. You are my fuck toy, You are a fucking toy, You get what you deserve".

I have no idea why gaming media didn't decide to sperg out over it.

It's fucking beautiful

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>I have no idea why gaming media didn't decide to sperg out over it.
Can find a lot of criticism if you search "ninja theory dmc feminism". It doesn't bring up what you said about them trying to make proper female characters and not just strippers with guns though, do you have a source for that?

This was a good scene

I found the quote. It wasn't about DmC though. Thememe said he thinks someone who could be your girlfriend is more attractive than a prostitute with a gun, while talking about their other game Enslaved.

It depicted Fox News as a demon organization that spouts bullshit, not far off.