Think hard kid...it's a big decision

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none because pokemon is fucking shit lmao

go back

squirtle is the only logical answer

Pick at random and then ditch them once I catch a nidorian male

>not boxing your starter the moment you find a Pikachu in the forest
It's almost as if you don't want to become the very best.

>kid is already looking at charmanda
Good pick kid, you did great. Squirtle is also acceptable.

I love this photo... wow. So epic. Get ready kid!

EDIT: Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!

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I do the same thing.
My starter always ended up being benched or even being an HM slave so based Nidoking can lead the party with his gen1 as fuck movepool and being fully evolved by the time I leave mt moon.

one of the first colors a baby sees is red

is she a girl?

not really, blastoise is the fucking coolest and youre retarded if you picked anyone else
alternatively this, but both a nidoran male and female

>blastoise is the fucking coolest
In my experience only the fat kids picked Blastoise.

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This apply to most parents, just not nerdy ones

Imagine being such a shit parent that you can't get your kid into something naturally without forcing it. Literally just play with it around them and they'll end up wanting to give it a try themselves. At least that's how it was for me and FPSes

I was a fat kid but I never picked Squirtle, I always made sure to get Oaks lunch from his wife and deliver it to him so I could get a secret baby Snorlax starter instead.

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I was super skinny as a kid but I later became fat and Blastoise was my first starter so...you might be right

>secret baby Snorlax starter
what the fuck

Now you've gone and got me curious how much different the game would be if you started with a level 5 Snorlax.

You have entire board dedicated to this below-human garbage yet you still leak to Yea Forums, why ?

why does Yea Forums take all its shit from r/gaming

hu?

Thing is, it doesn't matter since you can befriend any of them meaningfully.

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You best have more of that clown girl, user.

he he it's funny cause its from reddit but like ironically

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Why do millennial do this? My parents never forced me to consume their pop culture junk,

Piplup is the best starter of all time. You cannot dispute the sharply dressed penguin.

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kids love that stuff though.

Not even the best starter of that gen

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because le 90s kids had a superior childhood

It's the simple fact of wanting your kid to enjoy the things you enjoyed. There's no malice in it as long as you back off if they don't and don't mind the fact that pushback will occur over time.

This applies to most parents. Not just the onions ones. All parents are faggots spawning faggot children.

Torterra is pretty neat but he's not F A N C Y enough to beat Empoleon having a goddamn cravat in his design.

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What does the whole image look like?

maybe not the greatest but definitely top 3 for me
great taste, user

That is the whole image

I took charmander, ignored the other 5 ball fillers, and fire blasted my way to the end of the game, water gym wasn't shit.

fine taste.

>Only having one friend instead of a team of six friends
What a lonely little boy.

that's my parents except they wanted me to have high education and better job
I don't talk to my parents anymore

I did the same thing in Crystal. Got through a few gyms and realized that training a full team was tedious and pointless. From that point Feraligatr just solo'd the entire game including Red. It's like kid's games are easy or something.

i choose nosepass

>OP so straight outta Reddit you can reverse image search it
Fucking gay.

Something something, picking the Jew.

Bulbasaur = Squirtle > Charmander
Ivysaur >>>>>>>> Wartortle >>>> Charmeleon
Blastoise >>>>>>>>>>> Charizard > Venusaur

Pretty easy choice, don't pick trashmander.

>My parents never forced me to consume their pop culture junk,

>parents never tried to show their interests to you

thats sad

I really wish I didn't discover this.

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Bulbasaur because good vs rock and electric, good against those annoying geodudes and diglets.

>be a fat kid and always chose water starters
>grew up and lost weight, always choose grass now
What is the psychology behind this? Who picks the fire-types?

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>Who picks the fire-types?

I do because theres always a shortage of fire types. its either fire or water personally.

I unironically raise my child to be nothing like me.

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If you plan starter only run or nuzlocke challenge. Bulbasaur is the most reasonable choice. He crushes first 3 gyms and then he becomes so overleveled he easily also shits on rest, even the fire one.

this, why would you ever pick the water type when there's always a billion fish pokémon every gen
gen 4 was the worst by far

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>why would you ever pick the water type
Because the first gym leader uses rock type pokemon and fuck me if I'm grinding a Charmander to level 16 to get the move that works on rock types.

you know there's other pokémon you can catch right?

>why would you ever pick the water type
because I like water types

Charizard > Venusaur > Blastoise
Feraligatr > Typhlosion
Swampert = Blaziken > Sceptile
Infernape > Torterra > Empoleon
Serperior > Samurott > Emboar
Greninja > Chesnaught > Delphox
Incineroar > Decidueye > Primarina
(conjecture) Sobble's final evo > Grookey's > Scorbunny's