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Think hard kid...it's a big decision
Thomas Carter
Christopher Flores
none because pokemon is fucking shit lmao
Thomas Price
go back
Eli Gonzalez
squirtle is the only logical answer
Tyler Martin
Pick at random and then ditch them once I catch a nidorian male
Thomas Bailey
>not boxing your starter the moment you find a Pikachu in the forest
It's almost as if you don't want to become the very best.
Brody Bell
>kid is already looking at charmanda
Good pick kid, you did great. Squirtle is also acceptable.
Anthony Bennett
I love this photo... wow. So epic. Get ready kid!
EDIT: Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
Jaxon Johnson
I do the same thing.
My starter always ended up being benched or even being an HM slave so based Nidoking can lead the party with his gen1 as fuck movepool and being fully evolved by the time I leave mt moon.
Matthew Hill
one of the first colors a baby sees is red
Nicholas Rodriguez
is she a girl?
Daniel Powell
not really, blastoise is the fucking coolest and youre retarded if you picked anyone else
alternatively this, but both a nidoran male and female
Cameron Perez
>blastoise is the fucking coolest
In my experience only the fat kids picked Blastoise.
Colton Lopez
Colton Wood
This apply to most parents, just not nerdy ones
Sebastian Anderson
Imagine being such a shit parent that you can't get your kid into something naturally without forcing it. Literally just play with it around them and they'll end up wanting to give it a try themselves. At least that's how it was for me and FPSes
Tyler Kelly
I was a fat kid but I never picked Squirtle, I always made sure to get Oaks lunch from his wife and deliver it to him so I could get a secret baby Snorlax starter instead.
Alexander Rodriguez
I was super skinny as a kid but I later became fat and Blastoise was my first starter so...you might be right
Ryder Martin
>secret baby Snorlax starter
what the fuck
Charles Nelson
Now you've gone and got me curious how much different the game would be if you started with a level 5 Snorlax.
Eli Wood
You have entire board dedicated to this below-human garbage yet you still leak to Yea Forums, why ?
Parker Gomez
why does Yea Forums take all its shit from r/gaming
Jackson Young
hu?
Hudson Diaz
Thing is, it doesn't matter since you can befriend any of them meaningfully.
Noah Davis
You best have more of that clown girl, user.
Chase Parker
he he it's funny cause its from reddit but like ironically
Dylan Long
David Edwards
Why do millennial do this? My parents never forced me to consume their pop culture junk,
Adam Lopez
Piplup is the best starter of all time. You cannot dispute the sharply dressed penguin.
Joshua White
kids love that stuff though.
Ethan Sanchez
Not even the best starter of that gen
Jack Adams
because le 90s kids had a superior childhood
Jacob Peterson
It's the simple fact of wanting your kid to enjoy the things you enjoyed. There's no malice in it as long as you back off if they don't and don't mind the fact that pushback will occur over time.
Zachary Hughes
This applies to most parents. Not just the onions ones. All parents are faggots spawning faggot children.
Justin Foster
Torterra is pretty neat but he's not F A N C Y enough to beat Empoleon having a goddamn cravat in his design.
Carter Russell
What does the whole image look like?
Luke Young
maybe not the greatest but definitely top 3 for me
great taste, user
Hunter Rogers
That is the whole image
Luke Stewart
I took charmander, ignored the other 5 ball fillers, and fire blasted my way to the end of the game, water gym wasn't shit.
Jaxson Evans
fine taste.
Daniel Howard
>Only having one friend instead of a team of six friends
What a lonely little boy.
Christopher White
that's my parents except they wanted me to have high education and better job
I don't talk to my parents anymore
Matthew Brooks
I did the same thing in Crystal. Got through a few gyms and realized that training a full team was tedious and pointless. From that point Feraligatr just solo'd the entire game including Red. It's like kid's games are easy or something.
Thomas Rivera
i choose nosepass
Asher Bailey
>OP so straight outta Reddit you can reverse image search it
Fucking gay.
Jace Davis
Something something, picking the Jew.
Jeremiah Perry
Bulbasaur = Squirtle > Charmander
Ivysaur >>>>>>>> Wartortle >>>> Charmeleon
Blastoise >>>>>>>>>>> Charizard > Venusaur
Pretty easy choice, don't pick trashmander.
Colton Garcia
>My parents never forced me to consume their pop culture junk,
>parents never tried to show their interests to you
thats sad
Jaxon Gray
I really wish I didn't discover this.
Nicholas Anderson
Bulbasaur because good vs rock and electric, good against those annoying geodudes and diglets.
Joseph Davis
>be a fat kid and always chose water starters
>grew up and lost weight, always choose grass now
What is the psychology behind this? Who picks the fire-types?
Christopher Jenkins
>Who picks the fire-types?
I do because theres always a shortage of fire types. its either fire or water personally.
Landon Allen
I unironically raise my child to be nothing like me.
Bentley Garcia
If you plan starter only run or nuzlocke challenge. Bulbasaur is the most reasonable choice. He crushes first 3 gyms and then he becomes so overleveled he easily also shits on rest, even the fire one.
Isaiah Carter
this, why would you ever pick the water type when there's always a billion fish pokémon every gen
gen 4 was the worst by far
Hudson Edwards
>why would you ever pick the water type
Because the first gym leader uses rock type pokemon and fuck me if I'm grinding a Charmander to level 16 to get the move that works on rock types.
Oliver White
you know there's other pokémon you can catch right?
Joseph Reed
>why would you ever pick the water type
because I like water types
Ryder Jones
Charizard > Venusaur > Blastoise
Feraligatr > Typhlosion
Swampert = Blaziken > Sceptile
Infernape > Torterra > Empoleon
Serperior > Samurott > Emboar
Greninja > Chesnaught > Delphox
Incineroar > Decidueye > Primarina
(conjecture) Sobble's final evo > Grookey's > Scorbunny's