"Dunmer."

"Dunmer."

That is our name. Yet you deny us even this courtesy. You, and the white-skinned, jaundice-haired apes of this godforsaken frozen wilderness. To you Nords, we are they gray ones, the ashen-skinned, the "dark elves" of Morrowind who have as much place in your land as an infection in an open wound.

But where, you may ask, have we taken up residence? Why none other than the ancient city of Windhelm, once the capital of the First Empire. Yes, Nords, in the shadow of your own Palace of the Kings, where the Nord hero Ysgramor once held court, we now thrive. Oh yes. Your beloved Five Hundred Companions may have driven our ancestors from Skyrim, but that was then. This is now.

Indeed, one might be surprised as to just how well we've settled into Windhelm. The district once known as the Snow Quarter is thus named no more. Now, they call it the Gray Quarter, for such is the reality of the Dunmer occupation. The district is now populated entirely by my kind, a victory not lost on its residents.

Oh, but the peaceful occupation goes even further. Thirsty? You'll find no Nord mead hall in the Gray Quarter. But the spirits flow well enough in the New Gnisis Cornerclub. Seeking a respected family? You'll find no Gray-Manes within these walls. But perhaps you'd like to pay a visit to the home of Belyn Hlaalu, descendant of one of the most noble houses in all of Morrowind. Ah, but no. You Nords don't come to the Gray Quarter, do you? You fear our streets as you fear our skin.

So now, "children of Skyrim," you have the truth of it. You may call this province home, but you can no sooner claim to own it than a cow can claim to own its master's field. You are just another breed of domestic animal, grazing stupidly while higher beings plot your slaughter.

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Skyrim is for the Nords, you need to go back

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Nord women take Imperial seed EVERY SINGLE DAY while you stupid Nord incels shitpost every single day about your blue eyes and blonde hair while the Bosmer in the Reach car-bomb checkpoints by the day and the Dunmer hordes pour through Eastmarch to settle. What a race of cucks.

Who's the cutest Elder Scrolls girl (mainline games only)?

>Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. Whats your name?
Mahmūd Ali Basim al-Taifun Usama Ashraf
>I've heard them say we've reached Germany. I'm sure they'll let us go.
>Quiet, here comes the Kafir.
>You finally arrived, but our records DON'T show from where.
Race: Syrian, white.
>Great. I'm sure you'll fit right in.
>This is where they want you. Head down to the Munich Census Office.
Class: Rocket scientist.
Sign: Moon and star.

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Shahvee

Brelyna Maryon

Sylgja, Dar-Ma, Brelyna

Dunmer are based because they consider Dunmer outside of Morrowind to be n'wahs too, and would spit on all the uppity grayskins in Skyrim

This reads like it was taken from a terrorist manifesto or something but had words changed around to TES ones

DAB ON THE DUNG-MER
SAXHEEL BOIS RISE UP

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>implying theres any dunmer left in morrowind to do the spitting

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fake news

>Sylgja
her mom tho

FUCK
actually no I don't really have a thing for tanning booth cakeup makeup thot milfs

>tl;dr
Shut it, darkie.

Muiri or whatever her name was (the one you kill her husband for in the DB quest).
Honestly she had the most palatable face in any of the NPCs so far to me, but honestly not by much. They all look pretty terrible in vanilla.

Fear not, my lesser Dunmeri brother. For your time of occupation will soon be coming. Listen to the wise of house Redoran, surrender yourselves and give up your heathenish Daedra worshipers for extermination and the rest shall be spared; openly embraced within the kind, loving arms of the Aldmeri Dominion not as inferior Elf, but as brethren. Your prophetic Veloth was nothing more than a traitor. A liar, a scoundrel, a thief.

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>nord women take imperial seed
not in my tamriel they don't, unless the imperial in question is being amazon'd against his will by such a nord woman, born of the dragon blood, as his comrades look on in mixtures of shame and arousal, while my housecarl Jordis pilfers their gear and beats them should they look away

>tfw no singing nord gf to wrestle with

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>They all look pretty terrible in vanill
Temple of Dibella has some good-looking ones

I honestly never knew that place existed until I had porn mods, and I was pretty convinced it was just part of one of them.
By then it was too late to see what they looked like in vanilla.

God I hope TES6 lets us wipe out the Altmer cunts

>grab tutorial knife
>go out
>shank someone

Why are Dunmer so based?

t. ill-breed

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The shit ya'll been waiting for

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>ywn be a dunmer cock slut for argonians

are their cocks knotted or what?

dunmer more like dumber lmao

Can you start banning these retard tier racebaiting trash threads on sight?

Daily reminder only the literal detritus of Morrowind came to Skyrim, the rest stayed and fought for their land.

It's too bad Elder Scrolls lore and memes are so fun but the games themselves are total garbage.

Why didn't he just CHIM Dagoth Ur away?

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The game would crash.

I don't think Bethesda will ever be able to create a world like Vvardenfell again.

its actually in a book in skyrim, im suprised they put that in, i guess the bethesda censors dont read every book

they dont have one

>have night terrors
>just realize it's a dream :)

He couldnt, using your CHIM to much or on things that are too important or significant could wake up the godhead, and since dagoth was connected to the heart of lorkhan CHIMing him wold have consequences, beside CHIM is not a power to Change anything anyway you want it has ,limitanions

How did Talos get away with completely altering the environment and not waking the godhead?

Both great, especially with amorous adventures mod. Still Serena and mommy Valerica threesome...

>"rage-a-thon"
>doesn't rage or complain much
>picks class with speechcraft and short blade and then goes around persuading people and stabbing stuff
is this really DSP?
>xbox
oh yeah, yeah it is

tfw no strong nord woman to have sweaty bed breaking sex with

As much as dunmer dislike humans I bet they'd side against these altmer cunts they went to the other side of the world to get away from

Ahnassi or Dah-ma

Things getting “chimed away” usually end up with whole races disappearing. All the dunmer would be eradicated, I doubt Vivec wants that. Also prophecy needs to be played out and the tribunal was a spent force who needed to recharge, vivec was using everything on the ghost gate to keep the ash diseases out.

Imagine getting dabbed on so hard by Mundus your people turn into unwanted Immigrants to the race of men famous for making two elf species, almost three go extinct. Why are dungmer so pathetic Yea Forums?

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The Dunmer's whole philosophy taught by Boethiah is about embracing the struggles and overcoming them, this is just another shitty period before they become more powerful than ever.

For me it's small dunmer wife and strong Nord husband that gives bed breaking sex.

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high test post

cope

Sone ancient keikaku, another prophecy et cetera. TES makes alot of sense when you apply Discworld law of the storytelling.

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Dunmer men are pretty good looking but their women are pretty unfortunate, I can't remember a single good looking dark elf.

TES lore memes is such an amazing niche

wholesome af

Daily reminder

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>Things getting “chimed away” usually end up with whole races disappearing
>thinking the Dwemer zero-summed

pretty much any girl in daggerfall

i think you mean redguard seed

Remember when the dungmer were relevant?
Me neither

Fuck you you racist stormbabby.

Considering there are still living dwemer in Morrowind simply disappearing isnt the whole truth, for all intents and purposes.

Nords are the cure for mer.
There are people who truly believe the AD has chance now that Nords are on the case.

The only reason Yagrum Bagarn didn't vanish with the rest of the dwarves was because he was in another dimension at the time that it happened.

>your people turn into unwanted Immigrants to the race of men famous for making two elf species
>your people turn into X to Y
>X to Y
Come back when you know how to construct english sentences correctly, retard.

Tfw no plump dunmer GF.

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>the absolute state of du*Mer bitches
Lmao, no wonder dunmer men lust after chadgonian amazons.

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