>Supreme Luck I am disproportionately more lucky than most people. I encounter multiple shinies in my first playthrough of a pokemon game, mostly roll good units/cards in autochess/poker respectively, get good drop rates on rare loot in various games, crits, etc.
Physics Engine Understanding: I intuitively understand physics engines within games that have them and can exploit them to my advantage.
>Perfect Pitch I can recognize notes and distinguish them very easily. So far this has helped me out on that one minigame in Wii Music and not much else unfortunately.
Dunno how impressive this is, but I can sometimes predict level design based on how a level starts. Like I'll think in my head "oh, the level is totally gonna do -this- in a second or later" and sure enough I see it.
Ryder Wilson
I can predict what will happen. I foresee many cocks going into OP's mouth. Actually wait false alarm just your sisters.
Perhaps you just have really good pattern recognition? Also what the other user said
Austin Evans
usually its like Gal Gun or Senran Kagura but surprisingly enough I can also jerk off during some serious games like in the resident evil 2 remake I busted a pretty huge nut
Eli Morgan
based
Jonathan Robinson
>Japanese Thanks to the Mormon Church, I know Japanese. Can play shit in JP. Pro tip: don't learn Japanese. 100% useless "skill"
a namco employee likes me so he gives me SSR cards from free rolls when other people can pay hundreds of dollars..... or that's how the rumors about me go
I have a perfect photographic memory. I can read x86 assembly.
Zachary Sullivan
weak
Wyatt Martin
I'm 6'8
James Jenkins
>Positive Attitude I'll be saying "winnable" until the game's over. I'm not going to give up until I get a failstate. >Foresight I get hard reads more often.
Adam Jones
best post in the thread. good skills
how does this help you with video games
Ryan Moore
I recognize my own faults rather than trying to blame the game for my lack of success within it. The anti-DSP so to speak.
Dominic Roberts
Played Pokemon from R/B to Platinum and never once saw a random shiny. And I have over 100 hours on each game.
>Supreme Shit Luck I am disproportionately more unlucky than most people. I have not encountered a single random shiney in my whole time of playing every pokemon game out there, have never gotten a hand better than a flush in poker, can spend 100 hours trying to get a drop that should be obtained in 10 hours on average, get a crit using hero in super smash around 1 in every 50 hits even though it has a 1/8 chance, etc.
Sad thing is I am not exaggerating on any of this shit...
Nathan Barnes
That's what I do but I'm 5'6. We're right, though, because whole games have been ruined due to people not blaming their own incompetence; good games.
Good god I had an ex who wanted to have sex 7-10 times a day bareback. I couldn't even keep up and had to break up with her. It was god tier in the beginning though.
Lincoln Cox
that doesn't sound healthy user, she probably had some shit she really needed to figure out
Jace Miller
I never got the Benjamin joke.
Noah Flores
this sounds very familiar matthew?
balding tranny on the left looks like ben franky
Andrew Brooks
Kek
Hudson Morales
I'm in the same boat, unluckbro, although poker is more about bluffing and knowing when to hold onto cards vs. getting rid of them. Trying to go for a straight is basically exceptionally trying your luck; you're frequently better attempting the 1/4 chance at a flush or trying to get a pair of some sort.
Anthony Hill
I am able to enjoy a video game while also fully acknowledging arguments against its quality as valid and correct, and while I respect your factual statements they cannot contend with my supreme and undefeatable lack of taste.
if you have perfect pitch do something productive with it, make some music or something
t. also has perfect pitch
Nathaniel Harris
you fucking wish, dude. games are still for the lowest common denominator; the unrefined. there is no way they're going to have a competition even though there should be just for the fun of it. people will just be scared off by it
Aiden King
Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game? Cool dude, what video game?
I don't know how or why but I can almost always perfectly predict plots and stories. I can always pick out a traitor all that stuff. As an example in KOTOR I knew I was playing Revan almost immediately.
Austin Reyes
>Cool dude, what video game? Shit luck has meant that I've needed to invest more time into understanding probability and odds, since I can't rely on a lucky roll to save my ass in a game. This saves a shitton of time in either not screwing around with bad chances at something. Majora's Mash and Smash Melee, for example, had lottos for their collectables, with the option of getting a random item for low odds for cheap, or a guaranteed for spending more in-game coins. I'm not going to bother with spending an hour with the "well just pull anyways you'll eventually get it" mentality and know when a good time to just start spending more currency to ignore my crap luck.
I also know when to just not bother with the game casinos as well. I'd just buy coins outright to get Pokemon in Red/Blue rather than waste my time trying to get lucky in the slot machines. It also means low to no temptation with gacha games, as well.
Logan Clark
Cool dude, what video game?
Joshua Ward
I can do the “seizure arm” technique to hit a button really fast. I’m also somehow naturally good at reflex aiming/firing from the hip/blind firing from cover in shooters.
>another user of the forbidden seizure arm technique nice
Anthony Campbell
based seizure arm posters
Leo Perry
Me four. People just give up when we play those games on Mario Party.
Anthony Taylor
>Fast Learner I can get fairly good at games quickly. I hit a brick wall on how good I can get tho. Somewhere in the no mans land between casual and competitive. Can never really get past that point.
Could have used this forbidden technique during european extreme solidus choking raiden out. I uh, I didn't know looking at him made him choke you more. About two hours of effort tried the old battery trick. Finally did it by litterally mashing the controller against my lip because the soft tissue worked well for it, and drew fucking blood to add to the salty tears that was that entire difficulty level. Never again, praise your mighty power. I don't have any powers except absurd beginner's luck. I haven't ever lost against various and random anyone the FIRST time I play a game. Got cocky once and went to an arcade as a kid and played someone in DDR, to give context my legs are shit so anyone should cream me but fuck it they had cotton eye joe so hell yes am I playing. It was like a hustle, I haven't moved like that except the time I ate four packs of sugar-free gum and drank egyptian water. Shame it's literally just that one time. I immediately either fall into aware depression the magic is over and get crushed, or get cocky as fuck and destroyed, and I'm generally average or less than average.
oh nice, how hard was it to land a job like that? i do gamedev work but ive always wanted to take music more seriously than just a side hobby. but i just find that its impossible to break into that industry so i never bothered
Ryder Davis
Does having 250+ games and absolutely no 100% completion rates/achievements/spangly trophies count as a super power? I am King Cold Feet.
went to berklee and made a bunch of connections. met my current employer through one of my closest friends.
my advice would just be skip music school entirely and get better at your craft, consciously improving every aspect of your music (especially production). start small by cold call applying to indie games and make a soundcloud/website with a bunch of your tracks as a demo reel. also try reaching out to industry veterans for advice on industry stuff if that's your personality, you'd be amazed at how many people will agree to 20 min coffee and talk about stuff if you live near them. once you get enough small gigs the connections hit "critical mass" and you'll start getting more gigs from gigs
best of luck user
Samuel Russell
You're a thousand years too young to be challenging to likes of me.
I can usually figure out what my oppontent will do next, too bad I can't act on it most of the time because I get anxious
Connor Evans
While I can get fully tilted when gaming I have never rage-quit before, I just keep on going until I win
Joseph Long
I'm really fucking good with trajectories.
Robert Diaz
>Perfect Pitch Prove it. I know a lot of faggots brag about this but when they actually have to use it in a serious setting they can't do jack. Everyone can intuitively differentiate twelve tones, having perfect pitch is a different thing entirely.
Jonathan Bennett
be a professional golfer, it relatively no athleticism
Jaxon Williams
I have lots of fun in multiplayer games even when losing
Thomas Williams
I'm pretty good at in-game geometry. I can bank grenades around walls or stick them to a players face like a motherfucker. I can catch a nigga off the screen edge with a projectile with near perfect accuracy in Smash. Billiards tables in games get me pretty rich whenever I can gamble on them.
Logan Brown
autistic levels of knowledge about things I like, this is useful for games like The Binding of Isaac or Terraria
Leo Wright
>stop game by pressing the escape key on my keyboard I can stop most games from continuing
Ian Richardson
Prove it.
Kevin Cruz
I can predict trajectories. Mainly helped me in Gunbound
Jonathan Parker
thank you user, i think the best option for me for now is putting my name out there with a soundcloud and networking with indie games from there. best of luck to you as well
Carson Gutierrez
Oh shit, It's me It's such a nice skill until you get tired of no man's land
Logan Ross
>Dogshit Luck I think I rolled a 1 in luck. I have never been lucky with any lootbox shit, only see shinies when I'm using an emulator/no balls, and I believe I am a lot less lucky than most people
>Good at 1 shitty game Literally only good at Call of Duty: Black Ops III. I don't really like cod and bo3 is one of my least favorite(I only got it for free with a discounted xbox), but I can easily dominate with shitty earphones and a regular controller. I had a 3+ KD and was high ranked in comp. I am complete shit at every other game including every other cod.
>Everyone can intuitively differentiate twelve tones Y-yeah, everyone!
Mason Sullivan
It's a skill i like to call random pro powers, as in that during multiplayer games i randomly become really fucking good but when i realize it it's instantly over and i suck again.
Most I can do is 4 and I have a really high sex drive. The fuck, are you Ron Jeremy?
Aaron Martin
Yup, same here. I can make people assmad with how quickly I get good at a game, but I rarely put in the effort to get great.
Isaac Cruz
I have hyper-virility. I can impregnate a bitch every time, all the time. I currently have 28 bastard children, 3 of which I am paying child support on (lame). I plan on spreading my seed far and wide.
Xavier Foster
based genghis khan poster cringe child abandoner poster
Thomas Diaz
>Stability Juxtaposition I consistently break games that are stable for 99.99% of people, while also having games that most can't even get to launch, run perfectly
100 is fucking nothing. do you think you even encountered 8000 wild pokemon in those 100 or so hours? because the shiny rate is around 1 in 8000. just throwing you simple numbers
Gabriel Roberts
I can pretty much pick up almost anything and preform it’s intended purpose. Doesn’t seem cool until I get into big machinery or pick up specialty tools
Jonathan Sanders
I can exist
Jordan Thomas
I have the sweet ability to forget everything I've practiced in training mode the moment I fight another human opponent
Dominic Price
explain
same
Noah Kelly
I'm only good for getting pokerus on normal pokemon games and shinies in modded games
Dylan Richardson
I can stomach doing the same thing for hours. I once had to scan 300 - 400 files in the office and managed to do it in only a couple days with no errors, whereas most of my coworkers would've taken weeks.
That's what a brainlet like me is capable of, nothing else.
