Choose your mechanic wisely.
Choose your mechanic wisely
Nathaniel Barnes
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Josiah Bell
left
Jaxon Diaz
>Letting a woman handle machinery
I'll fix my own shit
Gavin Green
Right actually shows her skill as a mechanic. Left is just a thot that washes your car and fills your gas tank
Owen Young
Nice has an actual personality, so right.
James White
nico every single time, shes not afraid to get stinky
John Stewart
but girls i don't have a car what do you want?
Wyatt Russell
gimmie that right cuhrazy pussy
James Davis
Camden Lee
Based
Jacob Parker
Cidney is too attractive
Austin Jenkins
>Sexy white woman in lingerie
VS
>Ugly tatted up Jew
Andrew Lewis
fpbp
Jace Wood
Right because I love how fucking white trash she looks. Makes my dick hard
Anthony Hill
Nico, free
Nathaniel Roberts
I'd fill Cidney's gas tank lmao
Joseph Myers
Hudson Murphy
left, haven't even played FFXV but she is more attractive by a large margin.
Samuel Ortiz
Ahem
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Ethan Sullivan
Playing dmc5 right now, I thought Yea Forums was joking about her being charming.
I was proven wrong, even though she has tats, smokes, and looks kinda grimy, shes hot as hell and I love her so much.
I'm sad that I've almost unlocked all devil breakers so I cant see her lean over to grab me a hand I will eventually destroy while beating my devil trigger.
Oliver Edwards
Left, she's much better looking.
Zachary Reyes
Cidny, she isn't ruined by shitloads of tats.
Isaac Sanchez
KILL
ALL
GOBLINS
Jeremiah Russell
I never understood this pasta. Are you saying you're planning to fuck your own daughter?
Jason Rogers
artist?
Levi Turner
Which one's the futa to fuck the other?
Christopher Gomez
Owen Howard
I'm not gonna fuck my own daughter user
Cooper Miller
Cidney is legitimately the best looking non-anime character in video games.
Levi Lewis
cuck
Lucas Lewis
I like his style; very tasteful.
Brandon Gray
Slowing down time, that's always fun.
Nathan Cruz
Right has a better dress code for her job so that shows a higher degree of professionalism. So right
Adam Nelson
>tattoos
Brandon Carter
Cidney. As much as I love girls with a trashy, tatted-up, tornado bait aesthetic, Nico is a filthy smoker.
Oliver Barnes
Nico because I've played DMCV and I'm curious if she stutters when she orgasms.
Lucas Gomez
she stutters when she's excited so yes
Anthony Hernandez
I thought Nico was a weaponsmith
Brandon Watson
>his
should we tell him, anons?
Nolan Ortiz
Nico Blanco, her voice makes me hard for some reason
Adrian Smith
Nico, without a doubt. Cute and genuine. Actually seems like a real mechanic. Smokes and cusses.
Nico's genuineness is what makes her so great. She's just a real human in a world of bullshit.
Justin Lewis
That too. Nico is extremely talented. Honestly her dad was too, just a complete prick.
Starts with her grandma though.
Zachary Bell
>Blanco
Kevin Jackson
If you pick Cindy then you were tragically born without a personality. You vanilla fucks
Aaron Ramirez
She's both
Michael Collins
>Nico
>Tits
shit fanart
Jason White
Literally modifies your car to fly.
Dylan King
Neither
Levi Moore
This
James Garcia
No, employment is the ultimate cuckoldry.
Angel Reyes
Right by far. Shes a fun person. Full of bants. Also I love that american accent. whatever part of america it is I love the particular american accent. Its sexy as fuck.
Mason Perez
This one.
Hunter Lewis
Left because I wanna lick that tummy.
Blake Foster
She has SOME tiddy, but yeah, fan artists tend to get out of hand. Sadly most on model stuff (I've been seeing) is NSFW
Easton Morales
>FF
>non-anime
Adam Garcia
Tonight I’ll go with the one on the left. Please and thank you.
Ethan Lopez
To be honest, I'd probably just end up using her to NTR Prompto.
Isaiah Howard
>Literally modifies your car to fly.
and it's a shit upgrade. One minor mistake and it's game fucking over. Probably the only time you will see the game over in XV due to how fucking easy/casual pandering that game is.
Daniel Young
Her accent is reminiscent of the Southeastern US.
I'd wager she hails from maybe Tennessee, but that's me talking out my ass.
John Sullivan
She's named Nico because she smokes.
Aaron Moore
It's a southern accent, user, and it truly is top tier
dont ever come down here its acutely hot and everyone is retarded. t.georgia user
Jason Barnes
>Left is just a thot that washes your car and fills your gas tank
That's literally all I want.
Hudson Roberts
Who is this semen demon
Parker Kelly
It always bothered me that this artist made her torso way too large. Solid rendering tho.
Aaron Nelson
Yea, but thats not a mechanic though. Thats literally a gas station attendant
David Gonzalez
That's easy
Benjamin Smith
>Tennessee
Will book flight asap. Hope they like Irish accent
Christian Parker
Then I guess I don't want a mechanic, I want a gas station attendant.
Blake Lopez
I pick me
.t shop tech
Levi Lee
left
Nolan Brown
Post a image that isn't in such a shit resolution, shame on you
Aaron Reyes
>crash and burn
>it's the mechanic fault
Daniel Ortiz
Jayden Jones
Nico is competent and probably a lesbian so her.
Logan Sullivan
The non-smoker.
Logan Harris
>being a shitty driver/pilot is the mechanic's fault
Ryan Lewis
Nico is pure SEX, plus she’s more capable at mechanics and tech, has a personality unlike Cindy, and is canonically into chick and dudes.
Brody Robinson
>Irish
You'd fit more in Boston. Just get used to hearing WIKKID a lot. Also beware of Yinzers.
Landon Edwards
Neither
Mason Sanchez
I hate her face.
Ethan Hall
Pedophiles can go die immediately.
Oliver Russell
Cidney and it isn't even a difficult question. Nico is a disgusting tatted up smoker
Nolan Sullivan
If I had to choose one of them? Nico.
Any vidya mechanic? It'd have to be my girl
Luke Bailey
faggot
Alexander Adams
Scrap Queen
Tyler Thomas
I choose this nerdy mofo here.
Aiden Scott
This one.
Isaiah Morales
Neither of these stank hoes, i choose Nero
he's technically a mechanic
Parker Moore
Josiah Hill
it sucks fat cock though
Just like Cindy
Chase Campbell
>one brown girl and two white guys
Is she going to be gangbang bleached there?
Oliver Green
right for hanging out with and actually fixing/making things.
Left for me peepee
Chase Nguyen
Nico a cute
Joseph Bailey
Who doesn't love wrench wenches?
Logan Martin
Those fucking hips hnnnnggg.
Zachary Myers
yo te detendré
Camden Davis
No
Isaiah Davis
For me, it's Tron.
Matthew Miller
Right for straight
Left for futa
Ethan Brooks
they're both ugleh
Caleb Cox
I don't really like tattoos but her pistols pointing at her cunt make me rock hard, as if they are telling you to "shoot it" there.
Jonathan White
Evan Carter
Gargantia is everything I wished Xenoblade 2 to be.
youtube.com
Daniel Howard
Right, easy choice.
Jackson Johnson
>The foursome between Nero, Nico, Leon and Claire.
I wasn't expecting that.
Christian Johnson
I pick cidney with her Japanese voice so I don't have to listen to that fucking southern accent
Jace Ortiz
>tfw not enough fanart with Lady and Nico
Christopher Miller
And I don't pick Nico a cause she smokes B cause she is right out of the 50s and C I'm not a sub and I won't get pegged
Brayden Powell
>this much assumption
Idiot.
Kevin Watson
>DMC5 is announced
>everyone hates Nico
>DMC5 is released
>everyone loves Nico
What happened?
Evan Ross
The trailers gave the impression that she'd be really crass and hillbilly but in actuality she's very dorky, which coupled with her look is quite endearing.
Isaac Price
Brunette over blondes any day of the week
Noah Clark
Upgraded
Alexander Scott
Jose Walker
Fag
Colton Butler
nah I want this
Nicholas Ward
I want to have sweaty sex with nico after she drives the van off a cliff killing 10 demons and landing perfectly
Ethan Rodriguez
Nico is delicious.
Carter King
Exactly, I choose the woman that doesn't fix anything. Better they work on simple tasks.
Daniel Evans
HHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!
Evan Morales
user this is basic stuff
Cindy
Mason Wood
she looks like she's about to start speaking to the camera in german
give me more
Angel Young
I don't recall the ugly ass right chick making a car fly.
Cooper Anderson
anyone having a fap?
Chase Miller
This place is always filled with wankers whether they're fapping or not.
Oliver Cooper
A lot of people were afraid she'd be as tastelessly written as Donte and the DmC cast. But instead, we got a pretty fun character who, while certainly trashy looking, has far more depth to her than anybody from that godawful reboot.
Brayden Miller
I want to FUCK Nico.
Jayden Young
Nico has already mastered the art of flight.
Benjamin Sanchez
i want fucc nico
Lucas Davis
>no tit tattoo
Alexander Ortiz
Kek
Michael Carter
FFIV Cid, he can fix airships up and also survive a jump from one while holding a bomb
Gavin Murphy
Nico because she reminds me of amber hahn
Evan Wilson
I only got these two before uninstalling
Carter Adams
Nico. She looks like she probably knows what shes doing. Also I would love to drink whiskey and smoke cigs with her. Then find out what those gun tattoos are pointing at
David Robinson
One is an unnaturally perfect human specimen and the other is the flat, chain smoking spawn of a stupid villain and covered in trashy tattoos.
Bentley Ward
Cameron Long
So are you going to answer the question or what?
Jose Turner
I'll take the specimen but I'd rather kill Nico than fuck Cindy if we're talking ideal scenarios.
Gabriel Myers
I showed you my inventory answer me
Caleb Allen
Left. She doesn't smoke like a chimney. Smoking is gross.
Blake Rogers
Assuming you raise your daughter right, you're not losing a daughter, but gaining a son.
It's only a bad deal if you're a shit dad who lets your daughter date shitty boys when she's a teenager, a behavior that sticks into adulthood because you didn't scold it out of her when she was young.
Joshua Ward
>Cindy
>generic anime waifu
>Final Fantasy sameface
>standard JRPG mechanic
>only a kissless virgin would prefer her
>Nico
>actually looks like a mechanic
>talks like a mechanic
>banter
>genuine
>confident and sexy without appearing slutty
Dylan Rogers
Says the pussy who doesn't know how to fix his own shit. Go get a manicure you poof.
Brandon Reed
>confident and sexy without appearing slutty
That's where we don't agree bucko.
Ryder Moore
I choose Slippy Toad.
Michael Morgan
>confident and sexy without appearing slutty
>literally looks like a white trash whore
>jew spawn
John Campbell
You don't speak for everyone. I hate her.
Jacob Gonzalez
Gabriel Rodriguez
Adam Garcia
Really dug the cyber-suit she can get
Hudson Sullivan
Nico. To quote Wilhelm, I want to be a robot, and Nico can make that happen, provided I kill enough demons for her, to procure the raw materials.
>ywn have a trashy southern gf that uses demon corpses to create a vagina breaker for you
Noah Long
Notice how everyone who dislikes Nico has the same complaints that fucking Chris-Chan would have
>I want a boyfriend free, non-smoking, tattoo free, 18-25, non-black girlfriend please, hmmmmm
It's almost like this board is full of autistics or something. Imagine that
Daniel Anderson
The one that doesn't look like a horse faced crackwhore.
Jonathan Hernandez
So did Obi-wan, and how'd that turn out for him?
Colton Gomez
The one who isn't covered in trashy tattoos
Kevin Adams
I remember that pic. I still love Reuben for telling them to fuck off.
Lincoln Brooks
Nico.
Luis Mitchell
So in conclusion its decided that Nico is in fact best girl in this thread? Good.
Jeremiah Nelson
Can Cindy turn you into a demon hunting cyborg powered by the remains of your fallen enemies? No, Nico best girl, plus her stuttering upon meeting Dante was god damn adorable.
Wyatt Garcia
Correct.
Nathaniel Clark
It's hilarious that they thought he could be legally stripped of his business just because of an opinion. How the hell does that shithole even exist? Seems like you can't say anything even remotely neutral or you're labeled as a bigot or whatever.
Jaxson Scott
Trannyera is insane.
Ryder White
Despite her looks, Nico is pretty cute. She has obvious daddy issues since her father was Agnus Beef, but besides that she seems really sweet whenever she isn't taking shit. Her fangirling over Dante is the greatest.
Cameron Flores
Thankfully people are pushing back on their shit these days instead of caving in every time.
Kevin Parker
I honestly don’t understand how they thought they could convince the Japs to fire Reuben.
Aiden Ross
For me, it's Chumbucket, the best mechanic.
Jack Sanchez
They think because they nailed a few people with falsities that they can take down anybody. While they did manage to make the Ion Fury team pony up cash to some bullshit charity, the dev team at least stuck to their guns by not removing the "offensive content" that had triggered those autists. And it's funny that they even though Reuben would be out of a job when he's the owner of Just Cause or whatever his company's named. Unless they could somehow dig up something that was actually incriminating, there's no way a man's going to lose his private business just because of some outraged psychos.
Camden Long
Why is love wrong if it's between two consenting people?
Lincoln Rogers
I'm With Dell Conagher
Landon Smith
Based
Isaiah Sullivan
Left, obviously.
Julian Watson
I just want to blast hot loads in Nico's wetspot.
Anthony Hall
Matthew Wilson
Who is this?
Jacob Adams
He built the red queen himself. That counts
Oliver King
Cindy looks nice but she's a braindead slut, Nico is uggo but she's got a very likeable personality.
People choosing Cindy are either shallow himbos or have played 0-1 of the games listed
John Ross
Looks like the mutant from Jak and Daxter.
Dominic Reyes
No worries
Jaxson Hughes
>jew spawn
She's actually a spawn of whatever this fag is, she isn't actually blood related to the Goldstien family
Robert Sullivan
That's like asking if I want peanut butter or chocolate....the answer is "yes."
William Foster
Wasn't a custom character in ToR?
Joshua Nguyen
>cute Jewess
>wh*te woman
Though choice
Hunter Hernandez
He didn't. the Red Queen was just an upgrade of Agnus' Swords that he himself made, even the Angelos in 4 have that Exceed like mechanic. Nero just has it busted to the point it breathes fire.
Alexander Cox
kissable soft tummy
Brayden Bennett
>having a choice between a literal 10/10 and some 3/10 STD-ridden whore who will die of lung cancer
>go with the second
It's time to reflect boys. Why do you do this to yourself?
Nolan Diaz
Cindy runs her successful business that people travel world over for, she literally made a flying car.
nico is just some slut in her truck making vibrators
Luis Long
You mean Agnus? Cause he's a character from DMC4. And what exactly is ToR?
Chase Bennett
Cid trained cidney all she knows and she resurrected his shop after he closed it
Robert Flores
FUCK YOU
Juan Baker
I want one tongue on the left of my penis head and one tongue on the right of my penis head. Then I want to fuck their collective mouth pussy.
So both I guess.
Jace Walker
I'm using her as my mechanic, not my fuck buddy/wife. Nico will make weapons that send you flying around, that's more than what Cindy could offer.
Parker Reyes
Are you retarded? Cindy literally runs her own business and is widely sought out for her expertise, and she literally modded the car so that it can fly.
Nico isn't even a real mechanic she just works on dildos
Adrian Hughes
nico literally has more exposed skin
Noah Rogers
No its great, you're just a retard posting a clip of a retard that doesnt know how to fly or time their take of correctly because you're retarded
Alexander Ortiz
Left
Blake Sanchez
>crashes because of your own ineptude
sasuga
Ryder Evans
Nico is ugly as fuck face scan
shes not even a real design
Zachary Davis
Yes.
Nolan Diaz
Nico is the epitome of braindead slut
Cindy has expertise as both an engineer and business owner
Wyatt Smith
>Cindy literally runs her own business and is widely sought out for her expertise
Means literally nothing, since that has to do with the condition and economy of the environment.
>and she literally modded the car so that it can fly.
Nico drives around an indestructible van, and builds extremely powerful weapons. That's more useful than whatever Cindy made.
Jaxson White
>Goldstein
>Not Goldstein
Cindy obviously , Nico for sure will try to scam me
Charles Johnson
Means absolutely everything because it shows she is a professional entrepreneur and respected engineer in her craft, Cindy is the reason that her business took off, when cid was owner is was a failing business. Cindy is an actual mechanic, nico isnt antything but a van whore with an electric dildo
nico is just some slut in a van making arm dildos
Sebastian Cruz
Cindy literally used ancient civilization technology on a car and invented the first ever flying car. Also all the weapons noct and co have she can do too, she only just leaves it to cid because he says he has nothing to do with cindy running the business
Luis Williams
>Comparing the ENGINEER to a Mere mechanic
You are all UGLEH
Jordan Ross
>Means absolutely everything because it shows she is a professional entrepreneur and respected engineer in her craft,
Which is just fixing cars for the most part. Nico is a Gunsmith, she dreams of making the best weaponry out there. Cidny just makes car modifications, and barely cranks things up to 11 as much as Nico does.
Zachary Richardson
A flying car with a .50 monted is more usefull than any of Nico weapons Just sayan
Austin Smith
The non-jewish one obviously
Asher Bell
>cidney
>runs her own succesful business after she reopened her grandpas garage that people travel to just to see her work
>can build magitek
>obsessed with cars
>cutely oblivious to peoples advances on her, always turns the conversation to cars or her grandpa
>later revealed despite her chipper upbeat outlook she's very guarded because both her parents murdered by daemons when she was 6
>cute and spunky but also dorky, uses smiles to hide her pain because it's better than the alternative
>her engineering expertise was key in restoring light to the world after it fell to the eternal night
>highly cosplayed years before her game released and after too
>nico
>some slut that smokes and covered in tatoos that works from a van and only makes dildo trinkets for some guys gay arm
>talks like generic white bitch girl yet somehow is "personality"
>barely any cosplay at all, only some russian shit
Jackson Wood
Both are non-Jewish...
One of them is a "mullato", though.
Leo Hill
Right, I'm not some type of Jap obsessed wannabe cartoon faggot.
Joshua Gomez
none of the weapons she makes are useful
Zachary Gonzalez
>literally called Goldstein
>not jewish
Anthony Cox
Cindy's last name "Aurum" is latin for "gold", but since it has no stein in it she automatically wins.
Blake Collins
She's adopted....
Jayden Hernandez
She runs her business which helps everyone in eos and she was instrumental is restoring the power to eos during the world of ruin thanks to her engineering expertise that the exineris factory workers needed her to help them
nico is a cockslut who has less weapon skill than Cid does let alone any mechanical engineering expertise that Cindy has
Nigga nico cant even infuse fire or thunder element into a deck brush she just makes dildos in her shitty van
Noah Lee
You're adopted, faggot
Jeremiah Bennett
>Cindy literally used ancient civilization technology on a car and invented the first ever flying car
And...? Nico could easily out do that, and even make it indestructible like the van is, so I don't see what you're boosting about.
That depends on what kind of things do we get if we bring the mechanics to our world. Do demons exist if we picked Nico? So the weapons would logically be very useful. If we're playing with the idea that only the mechanic will exist in our world without the magical shit, then that means Cidny doesnt have the tools to make that flying car.
Jayden Watson
soulless
Liam Collins
Real niggas will always pick Nico
Jacob Stewart
Nico doesn't know the first fucking thing about car engineering let alone is a mechanic you dumb fuck
she does nothing but gimmick arm dildos that are all less noteworthy or useful than any weapon upgrade from hammerhead
Jack Smith
Nothing nico makes is useful or has any story significance
Levi Cox
pretty based tbqh
Levi Perry
>lore shit talk that doesn't bring much to what the mechanic her self could do, and just crying how perfect she is
Can you like, just think of what Cidny could make without all that magic? Because without that, she's a very generic boring "mechanic".
And Nico could fix many things easily. As proven with how she fixed Nero's Red Queen
Landon Thompson
So what you're saying is Cindy can do everything nico can but Nico cant do anything Cindy can? Because that's true.
Christopher Miller
Sure, but what does that have to do with Nico?
Jaxon Russell
only SJWs would
Parker Roberts
>ignoring all the significance her role has because nico has no actual significance
the absolute cope
John King
Cindy doesn't use magic you retard she only uses her mechanic tools
Nico isnt a mechanic and is ugly as fuck
Lincoln Brooks
Nico because I'm not a weeb
Xavier Cruz
Mason Baker
Very macho of you m8
Julian Martin
>DMC5 is released
>everyone loves Nico
>What happened?
She helped something else get released.
Julian King
Jack Young
>being a mechanic is complicated
country side redneck?
James Morales
Cindy is such a better design that her hat alone is iconic to her even though she's not the only one who wears that hat
nico has nothing of note, nothing memorable and nothing stands out, terrible design and terrible character
James Foster
>female tradesmen
I'll always give women the benefit of the doubt, but usually, in my experience, they're almost always in their position due to some betas not calling them out because they're women, and so I'm usually disappointed. It's very hard to find a woman who is genuine about her craft AND good at it. Most 3d women are naturally suited for social and caring roles like nursing, teaching, babysitting, receptionist work, hosting/greeting (looking pretty), hair stylist, etc. Women perform horribly in isolated work and with tools except maybe sewing and tailoring.
Austin Fisher
>devil may cry
>not the most chuuni weeb series
Xavier Lewis
the more I look at enji the more I see a cold deadness in her eyes.
Colton Reyes
>Nico isnt a mechanic
She was expressly fixing up that piece of shit van just before Papa Vergil showed up unannounced.
Lincoln Ramirez
Ian Nelson
Short hair > long haired chain smoker
Dominic Hernandez
It's westaboo as fuck though
Samuel Stewart
and hopper fixes his shitty truck in stranger things, doesn't make him a mechanic
Lincoln Gutierrez
Ez
Jose White
I can actually hear the folds in your neck.
Cameron Gutierrez
nigga devil may cry the series about a silver haired anime swordsman in a red trench coat who happens to be the spawn of a demon and is rivals with his twin brother in a blue trenchcoat that unsheaths his katana and transforms into a demon how the fuck isn't that chuuni weeb as fuck?
Zachary Jackson
Pointless thread, everyone would just choose Nico...
Wyatt Roberts
Guy's literally GIGACHAD minus the hair.
Caleb Scott
Both of them are great mechanics. At the end of the day, the question is who would you rather be seen with?
Isaiah Brown
all right better question Nero or Noctis
Robert Clark
Everyone's rightly picking Cindy.
Liam Collins
The one that isn't blatantly a nest of STDs.
Jace Sanders
Cars go in broken and they exit broken most of the time
Jacob Torres
Where? Which thread is that?
Colton Wilson
Noct has way more engine weapons than nero and has virgils nothing personal spinny swords around him
Luis Johnson
This one.
Elijah Hernandez
Left. Right one is not even a mechanic.
Jack Gutierrez
no they don't
Aiden Gonzalez
only a sjw would pick nico so good thing none of them are here
Kayden Williams
cindy triggers cunts lie zoe while nico looks like shes one of zoes orbiters
so cindy
Alexander Brooks
Right: great times in bed. Knows how to drain your balls in no time flat, and will keep you going even afterwards. Absolutely insatiable. Open to anything kink-wise. Tires of you the moment you lose energy, and only replies to your messages when she’s craving cock. You are disposable to her.
Left: expects a little wine and dine before anything happens, but is passionate and gentle. Afterwards, she wants to cuddle and sleep. Waking up in the morning she serves you breakfast in bed. Wants to make this more than just a one night thing. Will care for you and love you.
Tough call, but I will choose the right to get it out of my system and then settle down with left.
Jackson Cooper
feepeebeepee
Jose Green
boring magic bullshit mechanic < kickass bitch that creates strong as fuck weapons from the body parts of LITERAL DEMONS
Joseph Lee
Cindy a missionary position with the lights off kind of girl. Pass.
Jonathan Cooper
I choose pale Nico
John Wilson
although it could be argued that nero could style and dodge around noctis' bullshit
Zachary Green
timeskip Noctis
Parker Walker
cindy doesn't use magic she uses technology which she actually knows how to deal with because she's a professional engineer
nico isn't a mechanic and just makes dildos
Gabriel Diaz
Never thought I'd see the day Nico BTFOs that Cindy weeb. Based Yea Forums is finally growing up.
Josiah Rivera
nico is a mutt
Dylan Harris
and noct could just phase through anything Nero tries
Elijah Butler
>nathan samefagging after getting BTFO by cindy
Aiden Allen
yeah nico is ugly af
cindy true qt
Levi Cooper
Nico of course.
Anthony Turner
Cindy is the only valid choice.
Ayden Gray
we need more brown skin elf girl engineers
Elijah Stewart
is there an actual mod
Jose Campbell
Nico for high test and Cindy for low test beta male anime watching weebs.
Joshua Ortiz
This.
Brody Parker
Imagine the smell
Lucas Young
>mfw that final sequence
I tried no pushing on the gas pedal, but there was no other way. I'm sorry, chum.
Christopher Carter
This
The (((nose))) knows
Cooper Morgan
Lost, city dweller?
Xavier Ramirez
The guilt I felt...ugh.
Connor Moore
>Cindy: Left for girl I wanna fuck and chuck cause she's hotter but works with made up magitech and is a glorified tire/lube mechanic.
>Nico: Right for a still pretty fuckable mechanic who actually understands how to be a mechanic to the point where she straddles the line of engineer.
Actually, ya know what. Nico all the way.
>May not be AS hot, but still hot as fuck and has the whole tatoos and glasses thing going on
>Charming personality with a charming accent to match
>Not a pussy and can hold her own smoking/drinking/fighting/fucking
>She's actually a fucking mechanic/engineer. That top is a legit welders smocks. The missing sleeves are not uncommon as where/what you weld requires different sleeve types/sizes (although most smocks don't have mid drifts, but it is possible)
Dylan Jackson
based and redpilled
Luke Gonzalez
The game could have been better in many ways, but it's probably the only real Mad Max game we'll ever get so i'll give it a pass. I had some nice feels with it.
Christopher Williams
i have seen enough sarah r34 to know where this is going
and that's a good thing
Camden Barnes
This one is kino
Brody Allen
>post fan made content in order to make nico look even remotely good
William Johnson
Bad trailer, she's a legitimately good character which is pretty impressive for Japanese writing.
Nathan Peterson
Agreed
Zachary Morales
left.
Fuck off with your ugly characters like the one on the right
Levi Carter
I'll pray for your test levels to go back to normal at church this Sunday, user. It's never over until god says it is so don't be sad
Isaac Carter
my test levels are fine
Hunter Barnes
>Cindy is such a better design
>Generic anime bitch is a better design
LOL
Joseph Gomez
Not hard : my ex was a smoker.
Ryder Campbell
The true gentelmans choice
Carson Sanchez
Dafuq? Nothing happened. Why was there a game over?
Cameron James
>thinking you have to choose wisely between those two
>when it's obvious Cindy is the much hotter one
I am sure you have to be almost a literal retard to be able to have doubts on who you'll choose or to choose Nico.
Brayden Bennett
Planes in real life aren't so rickety and shoddily-built that slightly bumping into anything is fatal. Graze a streetlight with the underside of your bumper and the engine explodes and you lose all control. What the fuck is the point of having a system where the car takes damage and you can order to have it towed if the system goes out the window when you get the flying car that kills you for one tiny mistake?
Cooper Richardson
Chase Collins
>Mechanic
>Rikku
She's a thief user
Austin Evans
What is that page called again?
Sebastian Hughes
What a trash game kek. Glad I didn't buy this
Cooper Perez
Pretty much yeah
Ryder Walker
Christ, I can actually smell all the dried semen on the face of the whore on the right.
Noah Lewis
Cindy.
Liam Ramirez
Blonde one. I don't need my car fixed if I'm gonna spend the whole time plowing her.
Robert Peterson
Brody Wood
Not him but: Most IRL mechanics are thieves. These grease monkeys will shake you down for every coin you have.
Nolan Wilson
nico is low test and skinnier than cindy is with smaller tits than cindy too idiot
Aaron Taylor
Kek. Who even dresses like that? What a tryhard thot baka
Dylan Davis
only generic bitch is nico
no one can pull her out from a crowd, shes just another ugly bitch face
cindy is iconic and distinct and immediately recognizable
Austin Clark
Neither.
Evan Mitchell
a bird in an engine turbine will kill the plane
Cameron Edwards
At what moment do you think she realized how ridiculous she looked? She's like the anti-Cindy
Jordan Sanchez
>she
Benjamin Ramirez
>have to post IRL roasties cosplaying because the character model is so bad
Being a Cindyfag must be a nonstop nightmare
Evan Mitchell
because flying car crash is more fatal
Ryder Murphy
>has to post nico fanart because her design and model is so bad because she's an ugly face scan of a mutt
cope sjw
Nolan Anderson
>discussion is about design recognizability which cosplay exemplifies as anyone can see thats cindy while no one even knows who nico is
>moving the goalposts after dumping fanart earlier
Ryder Adams
over 9 million people know who cindy is
barely even 2 million people know who nico is
Logan Torres
Yup. We can wrap this thread up now.
Adam Bailey
>more people will recognise a character from the most popular JRPG series of all time than one from a relatively niche autism combo simulator
What a fucking shocker. This has almost nothing to do with their individual design.
Angel Brown
cute.CUTE
Zachary Gomez
not even google knows who nico is
Elijah Turner
>Jewgle
Ok
Jaxson Kelly
aww yeah
Xavier Wood
>moving the goalposts again after getting BTFO
damn so not only is nico ugly but everyone prefers cindy to her
Mason Thompson
It has everything to do with it because cindy was heavily cosplayed 2 years before her game even came out and the YouTube trailers for ff15 and dmc5 were around the same, while only some Russian did nico cosplay before it came out
Jaxson Bell
>durr normies like her
Normies have terrible taste.
Adrian Ward
dilate
Angel Howard
S O U L E S S
Elijah Jenkins
your entire defence of nico is that she appeals to normies more you dumb cunt
Angel Ross
S O U L
Isaiah Price
i choose the girl that takes care of her image and has better eye genes.
Aaron Turner
SOULLESS
SOUL
Grayson Cooper
Based Nico poster
Austin Gomez
seething.
Jackson Clark
even when in this one alt outfit that only appeared in one official artwork prior to release cindy still looks more recognizable and iconic than nico ever will be
Ethan Wood
Didn't expect Nico to be so popular on Yea Forumsirgin central. This thread gives me hope for you guys. You're gonna make it, bros
Julian Smith
You don't seem to understand what cucked means.
Jacob Foster
its just one guy samefagging
Michael Ortiz
Pretty much
Samuel Walker
>your entire defence of nico is that she appeals to normies more
Yea Forums is not one person retard
Ayden Rogers
but you are
Henry Hernandez
>o-only one person could disagree with me!
pathetic.
Levi Price
Nico's van doesnt fly, that shit gets anywhere you need it to be
Adrian Gutierrez
>daddy built the most aesthetic enemies in the series
no wonder she's the best girl
James Reed
the Engineer is the highest form of mechanic, you simpleton. now cease your yammering and WE NEED A DISPENSER RIIIIGHT HERE.
Owen Powell
left. dont care for tattoos.
Landon Gomez
I want to interrupt her while she’s recording one of her youtube videos to have her suck my cock and have the audio be part of the video once it’s uploaded.
Alexander Campbell
Anons, do demons cry?
Kevin Edwards
>dem hips
Gavin Wilson
it ain't just the frustration getting bigger
Alexander Watson
If you fuck them hard enough
William Howard
I don't know, but Devil may
Elijah Perez
I prefer my car not get any STD's, so I'll go with the left.
Aiden Lewis
Too bad she literally never looks this good in the game
Ryder Wilson
cope
Jacob Evans
>Nico doesn't know the first fucking thing about car engineering let alone is a mechanic you dumb fuck
Uh, she's the one that turned what was originally a broken and piece of shit van into what it is in DMC5.
Liam Scott
>Maybe if I say arm dildos 20 more times people will agree with me
Jeremiah Gonzalez
stop defending dildo arms