HOLY SHIT

Todd as president? That’s going to be a short term.

>actually turn on cnn
>it's real
what the fuck happened

See these protesters ? None of their lines are scripted

>September 26, 2010

>That’s going to be a short term.
Delete this at once

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see that wall? its four times the size of the previous one

BREAKING: Latin American Immigrants Reportedly Bypassing Border Wall By Walking Into it At A Diagonal Angle While Jumping

>This just in, President Todd Howard overwrites current physics and replaces with with his Elder Scrolls engine!

Would you vote for Todd as president, Yea Forums? He can swindle the Chinese into the most optimal of trade deals.

What good is a tall wall when I can go through it with nothing more than a soup bowl?

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food stamps will now become codes for digital copies of Skyrim starting January 1st, 2020

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT
Skyrim is 20% off! Buy your third copy today!

why not just introduce a Skyrim tax, could work like the TV tax

>Death by supersonic sweetrolls rises to an all time high

user, don't bring my hopes up like that. I would've loved Todd Howard to be president. See that Israel over there? You can nuke it.

See that wall over there? You can climb it.

>and they actually do it

kek

Does this sale apply to the Nintendo Switch version of Skyrim? I want to play my favorite game while on the go.

lulz

>President Howard, could you please explain your plan again to "re-write the trade deals while the president of China is unable to see it"

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>Mexicans climb the wall by just riding a horse as it runs vertically straight up the wall

Underrated post.

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>President Howard outlaws all digital game retailers other than Bethesda.net
Do the Pcbros and Epic shills join forces to resist?

Socialized healthcare, it just works.

but why would you want to play a game that wasn't created by Bethesda?

He's already rounding people up into underground camps.

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Who's the Vice President?

phil fish
Americas canceled

I bought Skyrim am I safe?

GUYS GUYS A COUP JUST HAPPENED! LOOK AT THE NEWS.

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ahuhuhuh okay I guess I just started a global thermonuclear war. i was just pushing buttons dude

>I did not have sexual relations with myself

Reggie, he was training for this after he left Nintendo

>DSP Experiences Bugged Government Mechanics

>WOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU HAD TO ACCEPT THE TRADE DEAL?

Pete Hines

"THANKS FOR THE VOTES DUMMY"

Whats the best races for Skyrim? I know every race is for a different playstyle but Im curious which are the strongest in general. Orcs seem broken at a glance

>implying it isn’t September 26, 2019
Tick-tock, Obsidian

>current year +4
>not having sexual relations with yourself

If you gave people a copy of Skyrim each year when they paid their taxes they would probably be happier. They would at least feel like they got something for it.

Cliff Bleszinski, before he gets into a cuck sex scandal.

He'd be the press secretary

Todd wants to empty the BUGS fill our games with BUGS. And run a BUG making operation out of his BUGS.