I'm putting together a team for one last suicide mission. You in Yea Forums ?

I'm putting together a team for one last suicide mission. You in Yea Forums ?

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2 is shit.

Sure, but first we have to travel across the galaxy to resolve some daddy issues or else I will be too distracted to focus on saving the human fucking race and will probably die.

>tfw Miranda will never shrink you down and wedge you between her two perfectly engineered ass cheeks.

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Show the way, boss.

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you had me at suicide

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I'm in.

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I'm up for it Commander

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I'll bring the squad too

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Yah, as long as there aren't any dumb Al Bhed working with you.

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I’m game boah

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Lets do this Shepard, with a biotic god such as i there is no chance the mission will go wrong.

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The Ladykiller at your service, Shepard!

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would make a nice "pardner" for Thane haha

No because nothing you did in that game mattered you fucking loser

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>silently contemplates whether or not he should join

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not funny
didn't laugh

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wow right in the feels

Why not.

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Why am I here again?

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Count me in

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>"Fuck off, Zoomer"

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I'm in, but I don't plan on dying. I'm going to make it back to see my precious daughter grow up.

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no just no....... you can’t allow this Shepard

Is Andromeda worth playing just for the trainwreck appeal?

autism could be cute you know, play for her

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Yes if its dirt cheap/free. Unpatched only.
Combat isnt even Bad its Just the writing and animation thats terrible.

>play suicide mission for the first time
>watch kelly chambers get minced alive
>garrus died because I thought it'd be a good idea to appoint grunt, a literal newborn as a group leader
I was traumatised

Fuck man I really wish I could play these games again. I want a remaster so bad. I spent hours upon hours playing all 3. I dont even care about the ending, the games were fucking a one of a kind experience

None of the games even need a remaster. Unless you’re some pleb who thinks the first game needs to be updated as opposed to 2’s corridor design completely reworked.