Why is Etna so flat?

Why is Etna so flat?

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Because it's hot

So as to not distract from her hips.

Because only chickens need breasts.

To seduce me, as is her right as the Beauty Queen.

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To justify the skimpy outfit. She's compensating to make up for the fact that she has the body of a seven year old.

Flonne is better anyway

because flat is justice

Flonne is also quite flat. Also, Angel Flonne > Demon Flonne.

Besides that I agree. About Flonne being top cute, not your implication that a youthful physique is not desirable, which we all know is bullshit. You're in an NIS thread, for Pete's sake.

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Flat is justice.

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I would fuck etna as a female no matter how they looked because I like etna

There is only one girl cuter than Flonne. I'd let her enslave my soul and bind it into a turnip to crush her enemies any day.

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I wanna say because she's still young by demon standards, but then look at Pram.

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lore

She didn't eat enough hell peppers

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fpbp

>naval blush
Nnnnnnnnn

>not your implication that a youthful physique is not desirable
I mean, thing is, Etna clearly believes that's why she isn't already surrounded by loyal non-Prinny servants at any given time.

How do I get a gf like that?

it blushes because it's her most sensitive spot

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So let me get this straight: Etna is roughly 14 years old when scaled to the developmental timeline of humans, since demons age more slowly, with the maturity to match. But she's somehow still as flat chested as an 11-year-old, while still being as hyper sexual as the horniest teenager. And she'll be that way for another thousand years or so at least. And she likes to be on top, and can wipe out a small army at least.

Laharl gave her a complex. It only makes her cuter to me.

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She's a Majin too, so basically you're looking at the flattest demon Saiyan.

I don't even know how when he hates big-breasted girls because they remind him of his mom. Guess that's why Laharl-chan's stacked too, would've inherited her genetics if he were a girl.

cause it makes my penis become big penis

Wow, you can really tell a man wrote this.

I haven't played a mainline Disgaea game since finishing 2, and I haven't played any NIS games since Phantom Brave, and part of Makai Kingdom. Am I missing out an anything good?

Also, left or right.

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I like cunny

Who better to decide that? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all.

same

It's what brings us all together.

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I want to tire Etna out and help her get a zenkai boost. That'll learn those senate fucks.

Not really

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FPBP

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Naizuri

please buy Descos game on Switch and help save NIS from dying

cheater

Once they get the mobile game running properly they'll probably be fine off of all that gacha money.

This

Well at least you'll never leave me, Disgaea thread.. Right?

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I like loli tummies, thighs, flat chests, perky butts, armpits, necks, and backs.

well who's better to judge female beauty than men.....you kinda walked into that one tranny, guess those hormones don't help much the brain

I don't know what better way to put this but, earlier entries in the Disgaea series are generally regarded as better so, what went wrong?

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It's so you can feel her heart beat faster when you hug her

I wanna rub that tummy.

It's mostly in story, a lot of people feel various later ones can't beat Disgaea 1's, no one disputes the fact that every sequential release has genuinely improved on the formula.

D3's hated because it felt like it did that the least AND didn't have too great a story.

Thanks for the answer. It's been forever since I played them, maybe I'll give the later ones a try. After I replay Phantom Brave because I remember loving it's weird battle system and the story almost as much as Hour of Darkness.

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At the very least, around Disgaea 4 it starts feeling outright impossible going back to Disgaea 1, gameplay-wise. It's why most people were disappointed the "remake" was 100% graphical, complete with Disgaea 1's now completely antiquated gameplay systems, plus them cheaping out on monsters from D1.

>plus them cheaping out on monsters from D1.
Wait, what? Did they not bring back all the monsters or something?

that's my wife you are talking about

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Yeah, D1 Refine uses their High-Rez assets from D4 on, so some monsters got replaced or straight up not returned, IIRC.

It didn't matter anyways, because Monsters only got good around D4, but it still leaves a bad taste in your mouth that they half-assed a remake of the first game.

What the fuck happened to Shimakaze anyways, seems like he disappeared off the internet.

>Shimakaze

Who is the best generic and why is Mage?

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She's only like a thousand years old, that's a tiny amount of time for a demon, most of the bigger demons and angels have been alive for tens of thousands of years. You pretty much have to get super lucky to have a developed body that young.

Yeah, it's unfortunate monsters just aren't as good as base units. But I like their moves, and they add some variety, so I usually level a couple with my team.

>Precious rarity
Not so much these days, which is why flat chest is starting to be a turn off. Got to have budding breasts now. The start of growth of a girls chest is the most special and should be celebrated.

Yeah, that's the artist name. Found out he's still around and got into Azur Lane, so there's that.

I dumped my mage after teaching my Healer all their magic.

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Mage was the most useful, definitely. I vaguely recall getting some good use out of Ninja as well.

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Perflat will always be the top of the top tier.

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disgaia 4 is good
disgaia 5 has a not so great story but the game is good and there are a lot of improvements to make the game less grindy.

Who's le artist?

Flonne a cute and best girl
Etna an ugly hag and busted

Sad to say, but I'd honestly prefer if it were the other way around - great story and stale gameplay would suit me just fine for this franchise, since the main draw for me was always the characters, humor and setting. I'll probably wind up trying them anyway though since I'm generally not picky.

Obviously, women have no idea what men want. Just look at how they think sock glue is a good idea because they actually believe that indentation makes their thighs unappealing.

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4 is the only other one that had a decent story and it has good mechanics, so it's worth playing. 5 improved some mechanics but made others worse, has worse music, and the story and cast are absolute dog shit.

She's cute and girly.

I feel like i know it

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Literally made for human dick.

It's actually Healer (male).

Gordon should have smashed that then

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>she one shots one of my characters
>beat her up as revenge
>supposed that she will just snap out of her state when beaten up
>actually she just fucking dies
>game over
Really fucking funny.

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I'd like a Captain Gordon game that's in essence just a big Star Trek TOS/Lost in Space/Flash Gordon parody

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Too bad we probably won't get any experimental games like that from them right now. Plus people say Gordon wasn't big with Japanese audiences. I don't know if that's true or not, though.

For a Etna thread there's not nearly enough Etna.

True. It could use a lot more Etna.

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i like the anime more than the games
remember when the MC got turned into a stacked woman? yeah tht was fun

Just make it like Space Dandy with combat mechanics.

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She's asian.

>She's asian.
But is she?

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Why are you so retarded?

Which of the two will end Laharl?

Reminder that Disgaea 3 had the cutest characters.
Left not related

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kys, fucktard

because everyone in disgaea's precursor title was an absolute titty monster
and it was glorious desu
hope that artist manages to make his oppai loli raising srpg (point of reference: summon night 3) dream game someday

And it's really sad that you say that about fucking re-release characters. Also fuck you Rasberyl's cuter than both of those two losers.

>Etna has narrow eyes with sharp corners
>Japanese swordsman girl has wide eyes with rounded corners

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Disgaea 3 had unarguably the worst cast in the series which is a significant contributor to why it sucked so bad.

Of the two of them, I don't think Etna would ever really have the heart to kill His Highness. She talks a big game, but she's sappier than she lets on. Too much nostalgia for the old king at any rate. And Flonne was already contracted to kill him once. But you mean end up with, as in riding full throttle on that Harley. I think Etna will get around to that first and Flonne will, at best, be a side gig. That said, I think Flonne would round him out better. It's just Etna's already got that dick on reserve.

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The thing about being an overlord is, it's perfectly acceptable to have a girl on each arm.

His dad was definitely a one woman type of guy, but as for Laharl, no idea.

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etna is so cute

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Beata Maria

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REMINDER the Disgaea phone game was a broke piece of shit and they are planning on "relaunching" it sometime this year, and it might be the final chance for them to get out of going bankrupt and closing forever

Will you whale for her game? (when it's finally released for real)

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She's not wearing underwear

you don't know that

I would if I had that kind of cash to just throw into a furnace. NIS deserves to live, they may be misguided at times but they're one of the few companies that go all in on that lolicon fanservice and that's to be applauded.

Nothing around her fat thighs.

NIS has had their death coming ever since they decided with Disgaea 3 that they should be DLC jews on a level only beaten by KT.

that doesn't mean she isn't wearing the fashionable bandaid underwear

She's not classy enough for that

If Hanako can do it I'm sure Etna can.

Enta genderswap

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I can't imagine it.

futa etna comes to my mind easily but everytime I try to imagine a boy etna I can only think of midboss-kun for some reason

Its okay. This level of taste isnt for such simplistic minds

The gameplay for these looks fun, but way to much loli pandering junk. Is there only loli characters?

>futa
Ew no. Real men dont do that gay shit. Shota gender swap only

The only lolis that are forced on you are the main characters, and even then you usually don't need to use them. Hell you can bench your main characters and use only side characters

Etna is the most pedo heavy loli, theres quite a few lolis that arent super fanservicey.

How do we save Disgaea lads

>beanis has the highest quality model of etna available and uses it regularly
>still hasn't made any penetration animations

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No. There are busty characters as well. Jennifer, Rosalyn, Laharl for a while there. Prier technically, she's super thick. Uhh. Knight, Succubus, and Nekomata. I'm sure there's more.

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>you horrible flat child
This line has been busting my gut for a decade or more now.

1. Get NIS to stop releasing all their new games with shitloads of on-disc DLC and then making re-releases later with all of that included and then re-re-releases later with all of that and more included, because that shit just puts people off from buying their games at all, especially on release.
2. Fire all of NIS' writers and hire people that are actually competent enough to never produce anything as bad as Disgaea 5's story and cast under any circumstance.
3. Get NIS to do some fucking QA on their games, their problems aren't just because of NISA. The mobage launch is a fucking disaster of ineptitude.
That's all I've got.

>I'm sure there's more.
Sapphire
Vulcanus
Seraphina
The lady Nazi demon in D3(forgot her name)

I never played the first few, the later ones didnt seem to have much pedo pandering at all.

stop talking for everyone, thanks

Is disgaea infinite good?

>flat chest
>birthing hips

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They pander to everyone but since Yea Forums is a cunny board you just see a lot more of those and etna grew up malnurished so shes just flat

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>abandoned lolicon pandering later
No wonder NIS tanked.

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>That image
Damn it, you tease. I want more good, fresh Disgaea lewd material and at this point I'll take what I can get.

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What Does Etna's vagina taste like?

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What the fuck is that mouth?

I'm okay with this.

you like da grindin game?

sonic the hedgehog mouth syndrome

Sweat and netherworld brand body oil. She prefers Rosenqueen's signature Hades Pomegranate, but she'll mix it up with Charon Cherry sometimes.

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Etna is not a loli, she is just FLAT.

www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76505498

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I like da final fantasy tactics

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She's not that much taller than Laharl and nobody considers him not a shota. If she's borderline she's much closer to flat kid than pettan adult. Only an extreme purist would brand her as non-loli in the context of the game compared to say, the Succubi or Jennifer (who even calls Etna a child)

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I need more flat comics.

Laharl can't be a shota in a game where Aramis exists, just as Etna can't be a loli in a series where Hanako and flashback toddler Etna exist.

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But toddlers are toddlers, that doesn't make a loli not a loli. You're saying that because a 5 year old is a kid a 10 year old can't be a kid.

There aren't any more! Forget you saw them!

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soul nomad is a must play.

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Personally I want Etna to pee in my mouth
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whats NIS doing these days? what is it they are working on?

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Some kinda gacha bullshit I think? They're treading water from what I hear. It's sad.

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They failed miserably, not because it wasn't popular but because they managed to fuck up the gacha, it was broken and unplayable.

How could they fuck it up is beyond me, they do have a special talent at fucking up the simplest things.

Imagine mating pressing Etna

Imagine if there were more than two, maybe three good Etna h doujins.

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she rarely does

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Laharl doesn't have such prominent nipples does he?

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God look at those fucking hips holy shit I want to have SEX with Etna

Her panties got stolen in Prinny 2.

Laharl is still in the "eww cooties" part of his life.
which only infuriates etna more that one time he got genderbent.

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disgaea 6
please

video games?

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they are probably stuck with Etna's design and basedlifornian new rules.

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she has genocided entire prinny armies for so so much less.

I love Optional Typo's work.

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truth is, despite all that loud talk, she enjoys initiative, prinny or not. It's not like her new kritchevskoy grooming is going fast.

he really lowballed that number, in an average playthrough of hero prinny most of your 1000 prinnies are probably going to die on the epic quest to replace etna's dessert.

That Prinny earned his seat in Valhalla

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>Tfw really like Disgaea and NIS games but not attracted to the lolis
NIS pls stop catering to pedophiles

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LITERALLY BUILT FOR SURFING

Fuck you, don't hog all the enjoyment to yourself. They can cater to both of us.

Flonne

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This lucky star quote is quoting character Mayumi from the anime Shuffle, which is quoting the original VN, which was most likely written by a man, yes.

The timeline still mystifies me, when does she get her wings back and begin her epic plan to waste all of celestia's money on a coolass mecha? D2 sure confuses matters.

because the girl doesn't antagonize anybody who is different at the end with some shitty dumb virtue signaling one liner?

You're sick in the head user, please look for help before you harm a child and ruin your future

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I remember loving loli like Etna, but now it's just offputting as hell and comes off pedoish. Etrian odyssey does the loli the best because not every loli character is over the top sexualised

Bless you cunny-user

I never quite got how to properly play this.
Any tips for a beginner ?

you sjwified, I dont blame anyone cause the moment you get out of the house more often you just kinda veer away from these things

Post Dildosword Etna

Make the numbers go up

That prinny is a hero

thanks bruh

Oh quit fantasizing about random strangers committing hypothetical crimes, you dummy.

No problemo, duder.
Now sally forth and make the numbers go up

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The first games are kinda bad at explaining their own mechanics to the player. Each character has 8 stats (HP, SP-which is mana for special abilities- attack, defense, intelligence ,speed, hit, and resistance. Various weapons benefit from various stats, which is the hard part .Guns get a damage boost from hit, guns calculate it by adding 50% of both atk a hit, meele works off Hit but axes give you penalty to your DEF, and spears have lower dmg but 2 range. All stats can be boosted by getting innocents (or specialists in 1) on your gear.

Thanks for the info, the only mechanic that I remember reading about was something about weapon levels or something like it.
I can't remember exactly how it worked but you leveled the weapon and then had to reforge it in order to level it up again.

Disgaea 6: Demon Lord Hanako when?

In other words, make the numbers go up

just talk to the weapon npc in each games since formulas varies from game to game. gun can be pure hit, and iirc sometime punches benefits from speed.

The flat champ

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Pram is so god damn freakin cute. She's a vanilla pudding pop I wanna suck on all day long.

There is nothing about leveling and reforging weapons in this game i´m a little confused.
But there are weapon mastery levels, which you gain by using the weapon Different classes have diffrent affinities for weapons which also changes depending if the unit is male or female, so just pick what best fits the weapon you plan to use. The higher the class´affinity for that weapon the more weapon mastery points you gain. Having the Armsmaster innocent on your gear (I think any gear on that unit, not just the weapon itself) gives you a boost to mastery gain. Leveling most weapons gives you more special abilities, and leveling staves increases your range with spells. You can also level up each (successively more powerful and SP-intensive) variant of a spell to able to cast it in various patterns.

Transmigration kind of works like that, though, reach enough levels with a unit (I think 15 for the 1st) and fight promotion battles at the Dark assembly to reach rank 3, and then you can spend mana (gained by defeating enemies, based on their level) to transmigrate that unit.
This reverts their level to 1 and you lose most special abilities, their level and weapon mastery levels (based on the baseline capability you choose to transmigrate to) but you get to redistribute that units stat points, based the capability ( which influences how their stats grown when you level up), and this is the important part, you also get bonus stat points based on the total levels you´ve given up by transmigrating.

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>There is nothing about leveling and reforging weapons in this game i´m a little confused.
I might be thinking of another game then that looks similar, I haven't tried disgaea in years.

FLAT+NICE HIPS IS THE BEST BODYTYPE

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worth it

Will Wu get a cameo in the next NIS game?

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Came here to post this

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>he thinks there'll be a next NIS game

Why her back is giving me such strong Bonet?

The eroticism of a woman's back is criminally underrated

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Wait they are still gonna release it again?
I thought it was so broken that they gave up on day one.
If it really comes out I'm not gonna whale but I'm hyped for some lewd swimsuit editions of Etna.

Actually, items in Disgaea do have levels, common quality items have 10, rares have 30 and legendaries have 100. Going into an item´s Item world gives you that many randomly generated stages to complete, and you get a bonus to the item´s stats, which adds to the user´s stats, based on the highest stage you cleared. There is also an additional bonus if you beat the Item General/King/God in the final stage.

Item world is also the way to get innocents, because they exist as random units somewhere in the Item world and if you can defeat them before the enemy does, you subdue them, which doubles their effectiveness and you then can move them between items and merge multiple groups of the same type together to save innocent slots.

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Apparently its scheduled for a rerelease in the fall

because flat cunny is tastier

Because the Earth is flat too

Canon lack of pubes?

Prinny Cum

That tummy must be what heaven looks like.

somehow etna's costume works well for raspberyl

Good fashion works on everyone

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Washboards are not worth a damn.

Etna's body is invaluable

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I want curry so bad

>sexualised
that's a lie
stop being brainwashed by SJWs telling you what to like and not to like
next thing you know you'll start hating tiddies
then start taking HRT and chopping your balls off

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