Tell me a good game and no one gets hurt

fweep

Dark Cloud 2

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ut99

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Crusader Kings 2

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youtube.com/watch?v=kCFgrRlAB34
>that pause

Battletoads

Nice try, but he gets the bullet instead.

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Put the gun down.
Don't defy a God...

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Blaster Master Zero 2

cease this

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You guys like my bird?

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no it's dumb

point a gun at it

Cute birb

10/10 would plunder booty with it on my shoulder

>Cute birb and doggo

Just admit you use Reddit.

the last of us

What has he done to deserve my affection? I bet he doesn't even play video games.

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Birds are smelly!

Troy's nigger hunting extravaganza: Mines of Antiquity.

NO Jon, DONT DO IT

Yes

very cute bird, probably cuter than the owner

every single max payne game

Bird thread?

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is Ratto ok?

your meal sir

>We have ways of making you talk...

ayo jannies

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GTR2

for what purpose does a bird need to dab?

Rain World

pac-man world

birds are the chads of nature

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Advance Wars Days of Ruin

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my fucking sides

Jets N Guns Gold

Yes. Ringnecks are great.

Cute bird. What is it's name?

Bowie

Like David Bowie? I like that.

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to get laid

Yes, and I also thought it was a good name for a bird

ya

Man of Medan

Little Big Adventure 2

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I heard rock, papers, scissor's is a pretty good game

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Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

do you wanna play? i choose rock

Majora's Mask

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poor decision user, I choose paper

love it

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alright, now we gotta put them in the arena and let them fight to the death

Based, fuck Jannies

are birds good pets? i though they just fly all over and shitting your place

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Yes, but they are hard work to train and become docile

Tiny, cute, flying chads.

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birds are dumb

Based birds dabbing on firefighters

>liking hairy lizards

What a shitty FOV

Poetic beauty

A question to bird owners ITT. Can you even tell what emotional state a bird is in at any given moment? Mammals will communicate this pretty unambiguously, but can you tell if a bird is angry or uncomfortable? Do birds even have emotions?

I haven't had a bird in a long time but yes you can tell sometimes. Not any given moment I think it's a bit subtle

zero ranger

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>TRAINING BEGINS NOW

Baby budgies always look like a clueless child when carried.

>birb
good
>borb
good
>doggo
kill yourself
>kot
good

t. rare green parrot who hasnt shagged

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>get a little angry
>go infertile
name a more retarded species of bird

Only use kot if you are referring to a Russian cat

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>hard to breed
>kill their own children at the drop of a hat
The shitbull of eagles

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That's not retarded.
Imagine if it happened to humans:
>retards get angry
>retards don't breed, just fuck a lot
>non-retards avoid anger because it's pointless
>next generation gets +5 IQ

LET THE BODIES HIT THE

WAKE UP
Miss Toadstool, it is I
Your one and only king
Bowser Koopa

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what a legend

dumb chocobo poster

Cumfy

The drumming draws worms out of the dirt, probably because it "sounds" like rain to the dumbass worm.

>found my cockatiel with a broken wing right before a storm on my parents old van
>He was clearly an escaped pet because he hopped right onto my finger and I brought him inside
>He's a doofus and can never fly very good when he escapes
>Had him for nearly 20 years and is the only pet from my childhood still around

Why are birds so based lads?

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do he know any good songs

Why is it always Australia?

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b-b-b-but why that's arson!

Wait a minute that webm!

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based

stupid bird just eat skelletons

>Soul

>Souless

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i dont get it.

is this how that one Peach flash sex game opened?

shes a maniac, maniac on the floor

"Ignorance is Bliss" by Jellyfish
Many of us know it from that Newgrounds animation.

He's okay
Mine's bigger though

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That's not a bird, it's a cat

>nearly 20 years
Damn

Get some peacocks

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Truly a Fire/Flying type.

Whoops
Here's one I caught a few days ago

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How is anything in Australia fucking alive? I swear everything there just wants the destroy the world

youtube.com/watch?v=X2ieFd-o4Js

He just wanted to play with that tail full of cat toys :(
youtu.be/8p9WJ68UDxg

Did that tiger just shoot piss out of its ass?

>that one guy in the entire guild that invests in an INT build

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That's how they mark territory

Terrain Terrain
Pull up Pull up

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/comfy/

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me in the back

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I'm no biologist but doesn't using fire to your advantage require some serious fucking intelligence? The only other animals that have done this are humans and early hominids.

name a better bro

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I don't want them to go, lads
are they going to make it?

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okay... that is kind of cute

for a vulture

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn6JtGXT6hg

feline wang points backward, when not in use.

kek

Let zoomer user remain blissfully ignorant of one of the most chatchy brainworming meme songs ever.
youtu.be/Xdwze-Wj6_4

Radiator 2

Yeah but it takes even more intelligence to realize scorched earth hunting isn't sustainable in the long run. It's possible the birds know but don't give a fuck.

>a bird that doesn't fly
I bet other birds bully him, telling him to "have flight"

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It takes a lot more to make a cellphone

Star Wars the old republic! It's like KOTOR 3 4 and 5 all in one!

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easy

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Ace Combat Zero.

Even humans don't have that level of intelligence.

youtube.com/watch?v=UH_M28BYgIk
don't remind me

don't open

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>you will never get a tiger to mark you as its territory

They can fly to different places and thus are unaffected by long term complications of their actions.
Like gypsies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU MANIAC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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MOOOOOOOOOOODS

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=0BKVlqJJc44

This bird is you, Yea Forumsfags

nah fuck that this is the theme youtube.com/watch?v=NBFuzr_GnqQ

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fucking useless shit cats

I swear to god if Kiwi's ever go extinct humanity deserves everything that happens next.

Disable viewmodels, bitch

The sunfish?

r/Im14AndThisIsDeep

Xenogears.

fuck off r*dditnigger

seagulls can be extreme savages. Some cats that had bad encounters with them purposely avoid them.

>honey, don't play with your food.

>I am a le r/etard XD
Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=KeIVybmTgWg

Borb

Don't they live like 80 years?

He was assblasted

Larger parrots like the african grey and macaw can, the smaller ones like cockatiels tend to top out at around 15-20.

>dabs on haters to get that juicy cloaca
based Chadbird

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We postin our birds? Check out this dapper little guy.

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>only barely related to video games
>best thread on Yea Forums in years

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10/10 birb
Would get pecked again

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That's clearly a rabbit.

Drink bleach, redditor

>0:22
youtube.com/watch?v=oY646WZbIPg

King Kong for the ps2

>Jacques and co were never seen again
>Jon keeps getting fatter

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No, it's MY son. And now i gotta ramble on.

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial, can you say the same?

abos unironically did it for thousands of years. Australia used to have big forests and megafauna before humans arrived and burnt everything down. When europeans first saw the continent they noted how there was always smoke everywhere and abo tribes used to wander around lighting everything on fire as they went

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Comfy thread

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Those fucker are breeding like rabbit in my country (France), 4 years ago they were almost non existent, now they are everywhere

>Where is the meeting location ?
>Talk you son of a bitch!

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I BET YOU DON'T KISS CROCS, YEW UPRIGHT PRECIOUS LITTLE POSY!

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Shut the fuck up newfag

This never fails to surprise me, does he like instantly digests that shit or just "stores" them in his body?

That's a bird, not a nigger, user.

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I had a pet crow. he was awesome. just one problem. he often steal foods from neighbor no matter how much I feed him

virgin female vs chad male

lmao

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/van/ next april fools?

Too close to reality. Pet threads are pretty common on Yea Forums as it is.

>colonize a bunch of third world countries
>cry when your nation is full of third worlders
Strange how that works, huh?

Birds are not important

t. Mgongo

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Soulcalibur 6

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socal is trash

well played

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Dominions 5 unless you are a turbo faggot

These birds are legit smart. They intentionally hang around humans and use the scraps they throw birds to fish rather than eating them

Domestic Goose is the Chad's choose, it can defend you from dangers

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>birds are bas-
youtube.com/watch?v=o8mQiXKKfWw

Where are my owlbros?

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peak comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=WUU_HrekfuA

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>Don't step on the grass.

Alladin looks like an unironically swell guy.

>THE NUMBERS, MASON
>WHAT DO THEY MEAN

Even the lighting is similar.

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Most metal bird. All it needs is one of those edits where the bird has human arms while playing an electric guitar.

>nailed it

I like to imagine that they're singing some barbershop quartet while moving around.
>Final move is shoving your ass in her face

Two species were upgraded in 2017 from endangered to threatened.

Unless his stomach is actually a black hole, it's likely just a very stretchy stomach that slowly digests all the fish over time.

The legend of the lonely hero

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Doubt it. They'll be joining the dodos.

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Tell me the story of this image. Was it turned into a chicken nuggie?

Truly birds are the humans of the animal kingdom.

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cracks me up everytime

>Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead!

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penguin had a hard life

Aborigines used to burn down forests as well, it was so bad that a tree that only opens it seeds for fire evolved. Australia used to be quite lush now it is a desert. Go figure.

>tree that only opens it seeds for fire evolved
It's like something out of a video game.
>You need to get the fire power up to get the seed from the tree

there are birds that learned traffic signals to figure out when to drop food into street so cars can run over it and break the shell or make it more digestable for them

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rip

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>Time to die...

youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E

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Wake up mister penguin! You can't go!

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Noot noot, little guy ... noot noot.

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MUNCH YOUR PINEAPPLE

thread took a dark turn
initiating counter measures

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>Giveway threads

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>NTR

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cute as fuck

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youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

whats his fucking problem?

why is he so annoyed. I wish I had a pelican bro

I love birds but pelicans terrify me.

absolute agent of chaos

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nigger

I can see how this would fuck with predators.

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look at his neck user, they're packed in up to it's esophagus.

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I see your schwarz is as big as mine

Looks like a CG animation

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>The way his mates look with anticipation

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What if reality is one giant CG animation

what the fuck that's what I named my cockatiel

Look at him before he gets pooped on, there's already dried shit on him, it's happened before
This bird is a scat fetishist

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Cute. What's this kind called ?

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too fucking based

Fucking dinosaurs, man.

that species always looks so weird, like an animatronic

shoebills look so much like animatronics it's unsettling

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Looks like an Emu chick.

looks like a baby emu

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Absolute unit

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>bitches love tails lemme smash

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THE SIMULATION IS BREAKING DOWN, THE GOyim KNOW

Heroes of Might and Magic 3

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FUCKING LOST IT

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Dumb birb probably thought those were eggs

>Good evening, I'll be your host for the evening.
>Let me just say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mmm egg.

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>when no one have a diffuse kit in CS

I was gonna post the exact same thing. I'd trust him and Abu with my camels.

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high IQ

Дa, я зaшeл тyдa!

Headwear is a sign of trustworthiness

Do you think that the reason so many birds are assholes is autism or superior intelligence and they do it on purpose ?

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>Black Phantom has invaded

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That's a fish dum dum, trust me I'm an engineer.

it does happen to human, stress does fuck up your fertility.
Now guess who breeds a lot and isn't stressed at all.

Delete this

the real question should be, how intelligent were the smartests species of dinosaurs, really?

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your mom?

To this day I've never gotten the context of this scene but I feel that even if I got it I still wouldn't understand

Hotline Miami 2

Rabbits?
From what I heard, they were able to lay down basic baits and ambushes and use tools, so I would say about chimp level

ur mum

Based bird killing skeletons.

What are you talking about, Abu is the shiftiest guy in that whole image. he's the only one hiding his eyes

Even the smartest dinosaurs were about as evolved mentally as a mouse. Bird intelligence is a recent development.

why aren't there more dinosaur games?

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Why are birds so goofy?

It's pretty impressive that they're able to hold their tail up and it being light but strong enough to not break.

gimme some comfy games bros

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good thread

>penguin's death in batman returns

African Grey is the worst bird I ever owned. I used to have 2 of them and they're passive aggressive, always planning on hurting you down the line.
I've never had a bird take years to show its true colours, which is fitting.

shoebill is cute!
CUTE!

Mountain Blade
TES III or IV
Deadly Premonition
Kingdom Cum
Okami
NEO Scavenger
and many more

Though maybe what I find comfy isn't for some people.

Wasn't there a game where you raise a bird partner recently?

god I wish that was me

AC Odyssey is great for exploring ancient Greece and you also have pet eagle

>one of the most chatchy brainworming meme songs ever.

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god damn it

Tell me, isn't it dangerous for someone to step on it by mistake? Or does he mess with something that ends up falling on him and killing him? I don't know how people raise birds free like that at home and they don't make some shit and die...

No it can't they have no feeling of fear but they're weak as shit

Autism. Birds even have neets.

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how can you tell a cat is russian?
do you ask his opinion about communism, and how great vladimir is?

Based

it meows in russian

>kid's first day at kindergarten

thats mean

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cant imagine this going well for long once the owl grows up

GENEI JIN

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he's just cleaning up, look how happy he is with the scissors

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jesus fucking christ

What makes penguins depressionkino?

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No!
Nooooooooooo!

The documentary people broke their usual rule and decided to help the chick.

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They're chubby and walk funny, which makes them cute.
They live on a cold desolate continent and are btfo constantly.
Cute things having a hard time and dying is good depression fuel.

Such is life in the frozen hell of the antarctic.

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Please tell me the name of the documentary user

Dynasties. It's some real good shit.

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Hypothetically could I live in the antarctic and watch over penguins?

Technically, yes.

How do I stop my cockatiel from being a snapping little cunt?
It's been over a year and he still freaks out when I approach his cage

easy
put down the knife

love how they snuck up actual mating rituals in HTTYD 3 and most people though it was some kind of retard joke

You really gonna post this without source?

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me on the left in the second to last shelf

youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc

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If i reincarnated as a penguin, I'd just jump off a cliff

it honestly terrifies me just how smart some birds like corvids are

>have flight

Had a good chuckle

I mean you can say the same shit about dolphins. They're constantly inventing their own games like the bubble ring shit, they get high off of puffer fish, and sometimes they just fuck with other animals for fun. They're like teens.

don't forget the gangrapes

I think that this is a hint of what lovecraft meant when he talked about lifeforms that we are unable to grasp, constantly shifting and full of eyes

kino birds in games?

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no its just because morality is a manmade construct
he's just trying to eat

>my peacocks got obliterated by coyotes
>only remains were 2 piles of feathers

Mysterious Stranger/Ronin game starring penguins when.

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bloodcell countergauge

I've heard that they also have a language and give themselves individual names.

Since this thread has a lot of birds this is my pet lovebird Wasabi I hope you like him

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Shark propaganda don't fall for the lies.

why name him food. you'll feel way worse when he gets eaten

He's green and peach like wasabi and ginger

I want to have sex with a female dolphin

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Dude's going to shit inside your screen

There are paper towels taped to the back, you can see the edge of one in the pic. And yeah they've caught a LOT.

A being isn't truly free unless he can shit where he wants. Wasabi has achieved true freedom, thanks to you. Dog bless.

There's a guy named Malcolm Brenner who says he fucked a dolphin.

someone should put rules of nature to this and post it on /wsg/

>dolphins can gangrape but you can't
I wanna die and be born again as a dolphin

If you know anything about language, you know it's very much influenced by location so yes dolphins have "languages". The "words" they use can vary from group to group

The main cancer of Reddit is that when they steal shit and run it into the ground, retarded newfags like you will believe that they were the ones that originally came up with it

Panoots will never finish LBA2
Suffering.

God Hand now return the bird to safety.

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Wtf why?

This thread has been up since yesterday, and I had a dream about OP pic last night.
Dream't I was watching a video of someone using tongs to pick up lovebirds.

What are the best examples of birds being smarter then the average person realizes?

youtube.com/watch?v=bScsFi6DaoM

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Bless those people. Rules of nature can fuck off from time to time.

He wasn't depressed, he answered the call
youtu.be/Z7PlUGbsXlQ

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ITS INTELIGENT LIKE THE COLOSSAL AND EREN

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Spineless fags.

birds are so cool

You can tell the bird is dumb as fuck because when lights come on it's startled. It clearly has no idea what the fuck is going on.

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SPOILERED FOR GORE

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quite possibly the most blessed webm out there

>the way he tucks him in at the end

where is the pixar movie based on this

>sneaks into a grocery bag
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thanks doc

Man, never thought the Birds and the Bees story ended like that.

i hope you didn't bully a bird today, Yea Forums

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>african
there you have it

Goodest of boys

Poor birds

Not even close. I would easily expect Muhammad and Ali to run people over with a truck and behead the ones they missed.

What a fucking zoomer bird.
Dabbing is for zoomers

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>smooth criminal

Wholesome but I hate when people tie their dogs up. Just train the poor guy and let him roam free within your fence and house.

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Talk about having wingmen.

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god these things are strange, are there many 'birds' like these things that have no front arms or anything ?

Just two angry legs and a neck attached to this weird little body.

>open your mouth you fucking little shit

kek, he looks like he's gotta think about the last one

Why would you cum on a bird?

Russian kots are fascinated by blins.

rest now, pengu

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>How do I stop my cockatiel from being a snapping little cunt?

Put it in a pressure cooker. It needs to relieve some steam.

Actually thought the same thing, even to me, someone who fully understands what the fuck I'm looking at, am slightly unsettled by how it looks. It's like instinctual or some shit.

What a cunt

I can't say for certain, but I think it's a natural instinct of theirs. In the wild, they throw nuts down a high place to crack the shell so they can get the contents inside.

How do you think chicks are made?

funny man

zoomer confirmed

Suikoden II

Birds aren't that cool

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cringe

Apparently they lost a bet and had to do the dance because of it

That's a throwback.
If Mario is ever turned into a musical no matter how cringey it is, this must be part of it

>abos
>humans
Choose only 1.

>And then the Nazi commander out me in the giant hamster wheel and forces us to run for 6 hours. If you stopped they out you on the masturbation machine for another 6 hours.

>playerbase is retarded

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kek

Yes, thank you for making the same joke as the filename, dippy

ah fuck me

>Go ahead, TAC-COM

>if you think about it logically

NO UBI MUST NERF CROUCH PEEKING !!!

how does the parrot know to close and open the box lid by the outer edge?

>arguing on Yea Forums

The bird is a social outcast, probably a NEET who doesn't want to leave his parent's nest.

I recognise those rego papers

>you will never have a squad of bros who perform a sick dance with you to get you laid

>sage
>sage
>sage

>Shit motion-capture cutscene

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no! shhh! he is legend

>Mom I'm a vegan now

>nup, fuck ya cunt

>forms a line to impress female
Is this classic WoW players trying to hit a girl?

pretty princess points

That is sad pic user

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any animal that can't be toilet trained is not a legitimate pet, you're basically just harboring a wild animal and keeping it docile by giving it food.

Birds are fucking trash tier pets.

I finished Deus Ex and it was alright.

>Why, yes, I do wake everyone up at 5am. How could you tell?

tell us more user. I've had two beautiful cockatiels and they've been just lovely. What's up with african greys?

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jesus christ that's fucked

>tfw my cockatiel escaped nearly 20 years ago right before a storm
He had a broken wing at the time so he probably didn't get far and got eaten :(

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NOOOO PLANET EARTH TWO MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE LIVED! THEY FUCKING LIED TO MEEEEEE!!

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F U C K Y O U

wow that's fucking impressive

>jesus christ that's fucking based

ftfy

He did it!!!

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Parakeets are great birds to have, I have three and they like to sit on me while I play vidya

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>hermaeus mora spawns

>the emu war could have been won this easily

jew nose

so it's accurate

My dad getting me to exercise

I hate clingy tinder dates

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This was a fun thread.

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Well done.

>evolved to Dab

What a based being

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I thought there was a second half of this scene where a penguin went down to save the chick?

surprised it stayed up for this long considering it's not video games