Mr. Yea Forums, your opening statement?
Mr. Yea Forums, your opening statement?
statement
OVERRULED
OBJECTION
your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?
Fuck twitter screencaps
excuse me we have yet to go to discovery at all, why are we skipping straight to trial?
I call... A SUPRISE WITNESS
>game doesn’t have a big BUTT
>instead it has the TRUTRU
Video games fucking suck.
it was a joke.
but seriously why do lolis suck cock so damn sexy?
Something about Fesh pince posting is just so wholesome
I call on Marisa Tomei as my witness testimony
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
my opening statement? my opening statement, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
xenoblade 2 is the greatest jrpg of this generation you tranny niggress
Skyrim
WHAT'S YOUR POINT!
What can I tell you about Carlton?
He was Carlton.
IF THE BOY HAS NO LAWYER...
You really need a woman OP
fucking this. I declare a mistrial.
She said she was 18, I have the receipts
what's a woman?
Fuck the feds and fuck the judge.
Fuck the cops they catching slugs.
Fuck the laws I'm selling drugs.
I want my medical license back.
sit down
Pizza hut in the garage?
Ain't got time
I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT
3 years later
FUCK NIGGERS
I would like to open with a request to have it put down into court record that the plaintiff is a fag.