Have you taken your Switch to the beach yet Yea Forums?

apparently considering they still do it.

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Hell no

oy vey
why are they not race mixing?

FUCK I GOT SAND IN MY SWITCH AND NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE A MARACA GOT DAMN IT NINTENDO

>literally ignoring him
HOLY KEK

Take your pills, schizo.

>sea turns around
>switch flies right into the water

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No, why the fuck would you? It'll get grit in the buttons.

Have sex.

I don't like sand

>UK
>everyone is white
OI MATE
GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT WHITE SUPREMACISM

jesus christ what a fag.

Whenever I see pictures like this I can only imagine how retarded the person must have looked in real life, holding their switch and phone while trying to get the perfect angle for that sweet reddit post.

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If those "people" were my co-workers I'd quit and become homeless.

Yeah, roight 'ere gov

They're targeting the soccer mom audience. But the modern soccer mom would just rather let their kid play on their phone than buy a $300 accessory.

>the bald guy of the group has a mario hat
EVERY FUCKING TIME WITHOUT FAIL

Do you ever share your vidya power level with co workers?
On New Year’s Eve I went out with all my co workers after our shift, we went to a bar and I brought my switch cause I thought it would be fun for them to watch me play and I could maybe teach them the basics and then they could get their own switches and we could all play together sometime but nobody seemed interested they all wanted to drink and dance and flirt or whatever I even took the switch on the dance floor and did a little dance while playing smash to show them they could still play smash and do other things because the switch is portable! One girl was actually mean about it and said “put away your game boy and try to act like an adult” and then when I explained to her how the game boy was a very different and much older system and while it has some good old games it would never be able to run smash she just ignored me for the rest of the night until they all went home. Fricken normies right?

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Drinking games are shit. It's what normies do because they literally cannot entertain themselves in any other way.

>Ethnically homogeneous family
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS OK!? I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!

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bing bing wahoo!

SADIK KHAN (pbuh) BANNED THOSE STEREOTYPING AND RACIST ADS, YOU CAN'T DO THAT, OFF TO THE CELL YOU GO

>go to the beach
>waves do a 180
>money stolen
Thanks, nintendo

>bringing electronics anywhere near sea water
Why do you think islanders don't use modern cars stuffed with electronics?

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The Switch is a great portable console for the drive TO the beach, since for a lot of families that would probably be a couple hours drive, so in that way it makes sense, but you would never actually play the thing on the actual beach in the sand.

kek

>red head and blond
>at the beach without sunshades
They are committing ritual suicide or something.

playing video games on the beach is a fucking hell

I bring mine to the bar. Gathers quite the crowd.

Are they insane? A little sand in it and its fucked.

Happened to my DS Lite once.

>try to act like a degenerate
Ftfy Veronica

I dont live near a beach

>playing Switch at beach on your towel
>tide raises and splashes a wave over you and your Switch
>Switch fries right on the spot
NOOOOO NOT MY BING BING WAHOO NOOOOOO I SPENT ALL WEEK SAVING GOOD HUSBAND POINTS SO I COULD BRING MY WIFE'S SON'S SWITCH TO THE BEACH NOOOOOOOO

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>white father

Why is nintendo so backwards?

Was he right?

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You wouldn’t be able to see shit on that screen in direct sunlight though.

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Always

>Bringing up race when it's absolutely unrelated to the topic
Why are /pol/cucks so mentally ill? Imagine thinking about race and jew conspiracies all the fucking time, holy shit.

>Sandswitch with white meat

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What a fucking faggot. Last time I went out with work my hot coworker and I snuck off and spent the night ramming our tounges down each other's throats.
We keep doing this and not talking about it when we sober up, I'm worried if I bring it up or take it further I'll screw everything up.

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Have sex

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the bigger issue is the vents.
The top of the switch is completely open with a wide grill, which goes to the fan.

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>everyone in the thread is just concerned about getting a little bit of sand into their hardware
>no one mentions 4 FUCKING DAYWALKERS JUST LAUGHING IT UP IN PUBLIC LIKE IT'S OKAY

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>cola
>drinking games
>everyone looking bored/at their phones
I don't blame the guy for bing bing wahooing instead

what you talkin about m8 i don't see no homos in that pic

>only 3 skinny people
feel 'like a fucking cult or something, that's just a shity console, an object you pay money and use it, that's it .

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>UK
>on the beach in the 1st of september
>on the beach at all to begin with.
UK barely have a word for "sun".

Where the hell are you sitting?

because they're poor you faggot
you think splashing a car with water will break everything? best not drive when it's raining then

I dont think Billy D. Williams would be that mean.

it's just an image from google, bud.

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post the one in the grocery line lmao

Why would you bring a PS3 controller to the beach, retard?

i thought this post is about how they pla drinking games on the switch like mario party or something
but damn what a faggot

>retard doesn't know that salt from the sea will rust his fancy car in a flash

That image makes your switch look huge.

obsessed and schizopilled, kill yourself

So you can play Dark Souls on the PS3 and HDTV you got plugged into a gas powered generator while you're at the beach.

Don't even bother, these fags are conditioned into seeing racebaiting everywhere and start trying to decipher the inner politics of the boardroom when they put up a toothpaste commercial featuring a white dude or something.
Ever been in a thread where a cute girl is posted and some dude instantly starts saying some shit like "durr I want to see her blacked IRONICALLY" These are the same people

I know that but what does that have to do with electronics, they're obviously protected from ingression, and if your chassis gets rusted so much your internals are exposed you have other problems

Do britbongs play video games on the beach?
...Why?
Isn't it hard to see the screen outdoors? and you probably came to the beach to swim, so why aren't you doing that?

England is constantly overcast 24/7, They dont have to worry about glare or light from the sun.

Kys

She looks like absolute shit. literal 0/10 goblin
2d > 3d

Why would someone bring a switch to a beach?
And give me an autism unrelated answer pls.

I enjoy and own the switch, but this seriously looks like they're trying to perform some occult ritual.

IMAGINE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AT THE BEACH.

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Why'd you have to remind me of this?

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They all look mentally unstable

Is that a birthday for his switch?

>a corporate ad about a family without race mixing/brown children
Now this is forward thinking.
kekshit aside, I am thinking about getting a switch to play the new Animal Crossing, $300 is a little steep for 1 game though.
How is the emulation scene for switch? I know I will miss out on online crossplay and special events but I'd rather spend that money on something else.

>sand getting into everything
>sun melting the insides of the console
>not chilling in the sun or water like you went to the beach for

Fuck off you disgusting gays

Can confirm.
I saw a white guy at the mall and briefly considered shooting it up.

Nobody would, anyone who would be autistic enough to bring a switch to the beach is probably the type of person who doesn't go to the beach let alone leave their house.

sir, can you provide me the sorce so I can masturbate?

>See advertisement featuring happy white family
>Instantly start thinking about race mixing and cuckoldry scenarios
Off yourself shchizo /pol/nigger

ARE THESE MARKETEER LITERALLY RETARDED??
WHY WOULD ANYONE PLAY A VIDEO GAME AT THE BEACH???
ALL THE SAND, THE SEA, SPORTS, WALKING, SUNBATHING,PLAYING BALL WITH YOUR KIDS, MAKING SAND CASTLES, DRINKING CANAPES, SOCIALIZING, BUT NOOOOO LET'S SHUT IN INTO A MINIATURE SCREEN AND PLAY SOME SHIT TOY WE COULD PLAY AT HOME BACK IN THE CITY.
THIS IS THE MOST STUPID PIECE OF AD I'VE SEEN IN LATEST YEARS, THESE PEOPLE JUST LOST THEIR JOB AND BE PUBLIC SHAMED.

>ugh you cant just make satirical posts about mainstream norms
>fucking /pol/niggerrrrr

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>UK
>Beach

I don't bring any electronics to the beach except for maybe my phone. Cleaning sand out of those things, especially if it gets into the innards, is a nightmare.

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SAUCE

No, it isn't helping them.
Kids want what's edgy and mature and cool, but companies these days are convinced they want to be treated like they're watching Barney.

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Get some new material, gramps

Install Yea Forums X
github.com/ccd0/Yea Forums-x

Magenta Rose

Fuck man I saw some dude play a PS Vita at Let it Roll, given he wasn't at any of the stage, just chilling at the skate ramp.

Never understood people who go to a club or bar and just play handhelds?

Nobody wants to see "ironic" posts of people saying they want SJW shit (((ironically))). It's cringe as fuck seeing posts made by obsessed retards like you in a standard save the princess game and seeing niggers go "DURR WHY ISN'T IT A GAY MALE PRINCE INSTEAD" because seeing something normal/standard for once triggers a feedback loop in your head that compels you to roleplay as a faggot.

My coastal town has multiple beaches

>make 1 small ironic post about racemixing propaganda
>obsessed
Only one obsessed here is you, look at yourself you fucking spaz.

This isn’t your diary sperglord

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>Waves make a sharp left turn
>Switch goes flying out the window

that's just america

It's a good thing English beaches have no sand lol

No u didn’t retard u probably don’t even have any coworkers let alone a job u stupid faggot kys ur 100% a lonely forever alone incel virgin double kys

based

Consumerism is the new religion

Kys

You and the other six chucklefucks part of this faggot culture that had their posts deleted for being so gay

Yeah but I expect the weather and water to be dog shit.

>UK
>beach
>gingers in the sun
could they be more retarded

>sand and water everywhere
>can't see the screen unless you turn the brightness to max, killing the battery
The only electronic you should take to the beach is an e-reader

sand isn't even real fuck off

why does that beach look like it's made of rocks and/or shells?

Welcome to the UK ISHMALLAH BROTHER!

seething

>brexist does a 180
>console flies out the windows

I live in Florida so the beach isn't really the best place to be right now

FUCKING normies man...

drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion

>nigga playing a console on the subway train.jpg

>I live in Florida so the beach isn't really the best place to be right now

your problem is your in florida, not the beach or the hurricane

I don't own a switch but I've always only ever used a handheld at home.
This goes for my psp, psvita and nds. It was just comfy to sit on the sofa or lay on the bed and play something.

If you're on the best coast you will barely get anything.
Space coast is fugged.
Thank the good LORD I am in CFL.

Yeah whatever nigger, keep sucking faggot jannie dick like the good little cock slurping whore you are.

Central Florida is still getting hit by something no matter what.

Can somebody shoop the mother getting BLACKED while her faggot husband plays video games?

I played Mario Party with my wife near the pool then we went on to have sex on the tub of the hotel room.
I'm not dumb enough to get my switch near the sand.

I know, I am just happy (due to current projections) it will just be some outer bands.
Super Cat 5 hitting my shack on the beach sounds much worse than some winds and heavy rain 80 miles inland.

>gingers
>at the beach

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I have seen someone do this.

>City hosts a spectacular international fireworks competition every year
>Literally the most attended event of the city, year after year
>Fireworks are shot from a floating barge in the bay
>Bay is surrounded by large beach and grassy park
>Family is sat down next to me
>Mom has her dslr and tripod to film or photograph the fucking fireworks for god knows what reason (they always come out awful and no one wants to see them -- especially when shot from the ground...)
>Son is on his Switch playing something but I don't remember what

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>all white family
wtf nintendo this is alt right hate speech!
where are the bmww?

haha thats right, fuck florida my dude

Fuck off back to /pol/ schizo

Yesterday it was my younger brothers birthday. He's 19 and plays fortnite.

I paid restaurant employees to come out with the fortnite cake I had made and sing happy birthday while doing the fortnite dance.

later on when we all went out drinking, his friends would do the dance next to him whenever he's trying to chat a girl up.

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