It's up
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Oh, wait. This is from the same developers as VA11 HALLA, right?
So did this dudes ever escaped Venezuela?
Is the main character a carpet-muncher? She looks like she only fucks other girls.
Hopefully it has actual writing this time around.
Sam is CUTE
when will they make an actual game?
not nearly as cute as jill
She is married to a man and has a child.
yes, it's a follow up
"it's up"
Is this the codeword for shill thread, kys op
I hate it.
They ruined any prospects for new games by making Jill as cute as she is. Literally untoppable.
Not feeling the music
Agreed
Very
>some "people" actually have the audacity to look at THIS fucking face and say she's not as cute as jill
How do you even live with yourselves?
like 3 of them.
She looks like the girl in Mezzo that gets raped.
Do people actually care about this shitty ripoff of Bar Oasis?
Why does everyone so far have such HUGE knockers
Maduro robbed all milk
I gave VA11 HALLA a negative review on steam because it had so much potential and started off good but never went anywhere with the gameplay or the plot. My review is pretty much the same negative review that most other people gave. It seems like they didn't take any of it into consideration for the sequel because the sequel looks to be the same, especially with the drink mixing mini-game. It looks boring as fuck.
There is no way the wife of a Yakuza boss could be this much of a dork
>Character orders a beer, just a beer.
>SHAKE IT!!!!!
I'm feeling triggered.
Playing as a fucking bartender in SS13 has more depth than this shit.
You don't even need to remember anything
>the venezuelan monkeys escaped to japan and made a new shitty degenerate game
what a shame
She's a fatso.
Now if only I could be suffocated by that fatso's thighs
So they didn't actually fix the actual gameplay this time or is it still shit and still just there to waste your time. Dunno why it's not a straight up VN
Nobody talks about how this dude escaping Venezuela for JAPAN is expensive as fuck. Dude comes from a wealthy family that got fucked over when Venezuela got taken over by socialists. Giving money to these monkeys for this shit game is a sin.
>Dissaprove
>On a second thought
>Els
>Text box moves down and to the left when the emotion dialogue box for Sam pops up
where's the QA you fuckers i know you read these threads
Is this bartender version of Papers Please?
I loved it personally but yeah it sounds different in tone/theme from the first probaby to fit the setting.
no
its a VN and sometimes you mix a drink
every character is a drunk prostitute
not even joking
>Wasn't there a game like this already?
Yes
In Vallhalla there was only one character that was a prostitute though.
yeah and it was your mom OOOOOOOOOOO
Welcome to slice-of-life anime visual novels. Most of them are just mindless somewhat cute banter.
The streamer girl was also a prostitute, she talked about having sex with a client on cam.
Does that make me a robot as well?
i dont know man
listen to your heart
>short hair
Hot
based id like to be your friend
the true redpill
Really? I thought streaming-chan was just a slut, because I don't recall the people she fucks having to pay her, just sign a form that says they're okay being on stream.
So this is pretty much that Val-Halla game?
Can we just get a cyberpunk VN? A regular one? I'll probably end up playing both of these games eventually though.
The drink mixing UI is atrocious holy shit. You have to scroll through the descriptions, flip ingredient pages and even get to wait for some lame animation to finish WHAT THE FUCK
It's like they thought it wasn't annoying enough in the first game lmao.
and just what the heck do you mean by "a regular one"?
I'M GOING TO MARRY JILL!
Let me guess. It's still filled to the brim with sluts and whores?
>my son
not even worth a fucking pirate
Screwdrive
r
I mean one without the bartending gimmick. I want to roam around a neon, futuristic cyberpunk city, discovering cyberpunk conspiracies and taking down corrupt megacorporations.
Hall-A was a fucking dive bar who do you THINK would go to it?
flipping ingredient pages is pretty annoying, that should probably be fixed, but I think they just expect you to start remembering the recipes? Not like they can fit all of those on one screen anyway.
How is she supposed to be a MILF without the M?
>VN
>roaming
Don't VNs have you at least select from different areas? I've never played one. What's a good one to start with?
what a slut
Since I know the Devs are in here, some feedback:
I don't care too much for the interface. It lacks a lot of the style and pizazz the older one does. I like the artistic look of it, but I think the thing that really gives me pause is having the save/load/options menu just hanging out right there. I think it would look better if it was hidden, and maybe if you pressed pause/esc, it could come out on a panel
The expressions on Olivia feel...off? I think maybe her face is a little too wide.
Music sounds great.
Love the new expressions option.
I can't tell from having just seen this small demo, but I really like the idea of using actual ingredients and maybe teaching the player how to mix drinks properly. Though, shaking beer? For what reason?
There is this reaaaally high-pitched "tinging" sound to the text scrawl. Like someone took the typewriter sound and pitch shifted it really, really high up. Maybe pitch shift it back down just a tad.
Something I recommend to anyone using a largely text-based interface: Color code the text. You did it with the names, but the color of the speaking text should match their names instead, so you know without having to check the box when the speaker has changed. Especially because for 90% of my time playing, my eyes are going to be glued to that area, and flicking them back and forth to check expressions is already obnoxious enough.
and dear Lord, whatever the fuck you do, PLEASE do not do the same shit you did with VA-11 Hall-A where you made the demos not included with the game but also made them canon. Like, legitimately, what the fuck? Are you TRYING to sabotage your story?
>VN tier shit.
lol cute
also don't make your game selling waifu married only retarded cuckolds want used goods with a kid
Some do if they have stuff like dating elements of puzzles.
>everything needs to be about deep conspiracys with high action where people constantly betray each other
>nothing can ever just be character driven
That being said, I never played the game because the cast is like 95% women and they're all lesbians.
Th-th-thanks.
What's a good VN to start with? I want something with substance that isn't just a dating sim or eroge.
It's not by Garoad, the composer of VA-11 HALL-A.
It's going to be by juneji.bandcamp.com
Actually Streaming-chan is just a massive exhibitionist slut who streams her sexcapades so long as the guy is ok with that and her viewers sign up for P R E M I U M
Ok
Music is nice, fits the atmosphere
UI is ugly as hell and everything looks clogged
Art is cute
I like they're expanding the gameplay with face reactions
Looking forward to it but I don't think it's gonna be as good as VA-11 HALL-A
Too bad what a shame
>money
>a massive exhibitionist slut
You want a straight VN with only reading or something with puzzles or other basic gameplay? If it's the latter there are tons of good entry-level stuff like Phoenix Wright, Danganronpa, Zero Escape or Hotel Dusk. If you want just reading I unfortunately can't help you as I tend to avoid those.
She wants to get paid for her exhibitionism, not having sex
>Lesbian simulator
Yikes
Did it ever occur to you that perhaps the story was made like that? On purpose? As a joke?
You know the rules
You played the collab and got all the limited units, right?
The saving grace for Vallhala was that top tier soundtrack. Goddamn I can listen to it constantly. Too bad the story was boring as fuck.
explain
I've played Hotel Dusk but have never beaten it. I absolutely loved the plot, setting, characters, and overall vibe of it. That atmosphere and music were so good.
I've been meaning to start PW for awhile now and Zero Escape has been interesting me as well, so I might start those soon.
Making the UI a pain garbage isn't a good way to force memorization. Why not give the player more money if he does it without the recipe book? And they could hide the menu options and shrink the borders.
nope.
There was a collab event between vallhalla and Girls frontline. The bartending stories were pretty comfy, like a DLC. Also it was hard and there’s a good chance it won’t get rerun being a collab.
Yes.
I don't play gacha shit, I'll happily jack off to porn of the characters though
>gacha shit
but the girls straight.
or at least as straight as a cyberpunk setting allows
>"""""playing""""" gacha
Kill yourself
I want actually able to romance the characters not to play through some sad lesbian suicide stories
>I've played Hotel Dusk but have never beaten it.
Beat the first one, then forget about the second one. The second one sucked. The puzzles were shittier, and a LOT of the plot is "Nothing happens, nothing continues to happen...etc".
Fuck gacha. What its important is the inevitable doujins and art thats gonna be made cause of the collab.
>implying i didn't just watch the scenes on youtube
Playing Gachas is fine unless you spend on it.
I don't know jack shit about Frontline, but i'd probably still try for it.
Shut up whale.
bring back garoad you fucking spics
>whale
You couldn’t buy your all-star-team in that game even if you wanted too. The only thing I could see people spending money are the costumes.
they could try to make more space for it, but that still isn't gonna make all the recipes fit on one screen.
I don't think having to scroll around is a big deal (that's how we use Yea Forums after all), but I do think they should bring back the categories VA-11 Hall-A had. Menus are can easier to navigate that way.
Huh, I don't know if I like the emotional options or not.
I believe Garoad was injured and has been unable to compose recently.
Just listen to his other soundtrack instead, it sounds a lot like valhalla's.
But honestly the new guy is fine too.
Will we get official nudes again?
Is that what happened? They booked it? I thought they couldn't leave because they were actually important culturally because they made the first venezuelan vidya
I don't really like this. I am not feeling the music, it sounds underwhelming imo. Same with this "empty" stuff that is on the screen, it should have had the same layout as Va11-Halla or something like pic related.
vallhalla had tons of wasted space
i didn't need to remember that :(
Yes
>I thought they couldn't leave because they were actually important culturally
That was never true.
The US embassy was swamped and no longer processing travel visas, so they specifically could not go to America.
Anywhere else was fine.
(the VA-11 Hall-A UI, for reference)
B O S S A B S
O
S
S
A
B
S
So did these guys get out of Venezuela in the end then?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBS
bar shit should be tucked away between making drinks if nothing else
I still think I like the Va11-Halla UI more.
I feel the same way
no i started with 10 days left and barely finished the normal maps
jill is cute
Why is there so much misinformation on this "are they still in Venezuela" shit?
Just read their blog:
sukeban.moe
Spoilers: they're still in Venezuela
also don't point at the April 1 date without reading it, they clear that up within two sentences.
Why would they want to leave Venezuela in the first place?
looks worst than the first one wtf
Because it sucks there bigtime.
It's a fucking shithole war zone
The glory of wealth redistribution.
Joke aside venezuala has been in a lowkey civil-war for years by this point.
Venezuela is collapsing thanks to socialism.
Lol you serious dude. Venezuela turned into an extreme shithole once the socialists took over. There is literally money lining the streets and used as toilet paper because of hyperinflation. Stores are barren of all supplies and people are rebuilding their own communities separate from the government and rebelling. They are currently the largest in adoption of cryptocurrency because their own currency is so trash.
That sounds terrible. They should vote for different people and change things back.
you mean thanks to the CIA
Dropped
>tfw no Snatcher 2
You can blame the americans as usual for fucking their country up.
hopefully the collab helped them
Cute mommy.
why do people write stupid shit like this and think "yeah, that'll be hilarious"?
How can you top Jill
>I didn't buy sex
>I just paid for the escort's time
I absolutely adored VA-11 HALL-A but this seems so underwhelming to be honest.
Though I remember Valhalla looking super rough and different from release so I'll hold my judgement and contain my excitement.
Dialogue tree/options are a big disappointment, I want to experience and follow a interesting character, not be one.
They actually did.
The socialist refused to acknowledge it.
Que civil war.
>Jill
>boobs
It looks as dull as their first game and you can tell the music doesn't have that same good swing.
Which PC-98 games inspired this game?
At least they updated the drink mixing minigame but there needs to be more options, also who shakes beer? What's wrong with Venezuelan bartenders?
... okay thats kinda nice.
DROPPED.
i exclusively only play games with virgin women
>i-its not our fault guys really!
>it's all the Americans fault!
>it's not real socialism!
Have some agency for your actions. Your country was going amazing until you voted in some guy on the socialist and wealth redistribution meme because of your greed and it all went to shit because governments will always turn tyrannical with lots of power and no checks and balances for it. Especially ones whose wealth are entirely based on resource capital rather than human capital so you can just toss those humans under the bus.
>NOOOOOOOOO STOP DENYING THE POPULAR MEDIA NARRATIVE YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!
good job having the same opinion on venezuela as john oliver you fucking faggot. the media lies about literally everything but surely when they talk about how venezuela is evil and maduro is literally hitler they're telling the truth and not manufacturing consent for another war, right? retard
I really don't like the art direction on this... But other than that it seems fine enough.
Yes. Also got all the equip.
Too bad I wasted too much tokens trying to get architect in the gatcha before so I couldn't get all the skins.
Why would someone as exceedingly liberal-socialist as John Oliver want to protect capitalist interests in Venezuela? Why would he not instead deny the narrative to bolster his socialist ideals?
What kind of backwards world does your mind live in?
Imagine having a country so retarded that the CIA can complete destroy it without leaving any trail whatsoever. You spics are all worthless trash.
I hope the devs are lurking and seeing these messages.
Based
1 is best girl, but 2 has nice sweater puppies and glasses.
user, why are you making this so difficult
She's not charging anyone to have sex with her, she's an exhibitionist nymphomaniac
She has a stream that has a premium paywall, its just that paywall consists of things like her in the shower, masturbation, and sex
Pretty sure the devs talked about being horny during development in their last update about the game lol
I wish, VA-11 HALL-A just had (((bisexual))) "people"...
john oliver literally had an episode of his show dedicated to how venezuela and maduro are bad you dumb fucking moron
She's getting paid for sex.
>t. Šoïboy from Starbucks
I love stupid americans who tell me what happened to my country, when they never stepped foot out side of the city they live in
Things were great under Chavez.
This might sound autistic but those text blips are too loud. It's taking me out it and overpowering the music.
>the amount of thicc porn that's going to come
>especially after the GFL collab made VA-11-HALL-A more popular
Based Venezuelans
t. glownigger
As a venezuelan still living there, i can confirm that it sucks more than you can possibly imagine. I have my fair share if bad stories of this shit hole
Story time, please.
I can't believe none of you fucks mentioned Rio. Sam is pretty much Rio.
Confirm my suspicions devs. She's the inspiration, I'm sure of it.
I get that. The question was why would he not support them if they were truly good people and we are just being duped by capitalists? Maybe reality is that they are shitty people on all sides of the equation and you're just retarded.
Now you gotta tell us at least one or we have to put a curse on you, user. It's the rules.
The fuck is Rainbow Gate?
This. It's over.
>taking down corrupt megacorporations.
user, you're just 1 person. You can't take down shit.
then play a dating sim retard
THIS
If the devs really are listening then please make official art of Sam dressed like this
That's what Rio calls her vussy
Take off that che shirt shirt and get a haircut, then maybe your dad will love you
I can't believe someone still remembers that.
I'm only interested if I can play Sam as a lesbian
I hate minorities and the only people this offends is minorities.
Hoping there’ll be more plot urgency in this one.
Che was a hero
She's married with a kid, user.
One night around 8:30 pm my mother picked me up on a friend's house and my brother was accompanying her. While on our way back two cars stopped in front of us and some fucking retards come out with guns telling us to stay still, after being taken out of the car we are separated and put into different cars.
I spent hours on the trunk of a car feeling like i was in a fever dream, after that we arrived at a abandoned part of the road with a forest on the side i was pushed out and asked a bunch of questions regarding my family and what we owned. I spent the whole night on a forest surrounded by fucking retards with pistols and rifles (1/?)
You can't and these have never been real yuri games, it's for guys who kinda like lesbians as a fetish.
>jill is a bislut
>betty wants to fuck deal
>girl who said boys are gross is fucking dead
>dorothy will fuck anything for $5
>dana seems to only like 2D
>sei is straight
will there be any level of interactivity at all or will it be like the first one?
Would you guys recommend slogging through the first one? I played it before and I think I fucked up by not being able to pay the rent or some shit like that (bought too much stuff) and the drama with Jill was getting fucking unbearable, but I could give it another shot.
Like, seriously, why the fuck did you think talking about Jill's ex lover or whatever the fuck and making that drama the largest part of the plot was a good idea? The game was about a fucking cyberpunk mix of all the tropes and references, not this. Even the demo did this shit well.
Is that a real cross over? That's fucking weird if it is.
Why would you play a game you don't like?
Someone explain this meme to me?
I said I could give it another shot, I liked parts of it a lot, but the drama was kinda meh.
Are those stories of people getting kidnapped right at the airport memes or true?
SAUCE
Lurk more newfag, if youre so great
After a few hours they brought my mother to the same spot as me and i hugged her so much, they asked a few more questions said things like "if we see the cops coming we can just shoot you and run into the forest" or "what if we send one of your fingers to your father as a threath" not wanting cops to come is such a bizarre and strange feeling in that situation. At some point they push us into our car and tell us to drive home without talking to anyone because if we do we are dea, it was really confusing but we did as we were told and when we arrived home i meet my father and he had been negotiating with the kidnappers with a family contact who was a expert in the matter.
They still had my older brother until we laid the other part of the ransom
(2/3)
More of this garbage? There was nothing "cyberpunk" about Valhalla beyond the vaguely futuristic aesthetic. There's no grimness, no loss of humanity or subordination of the self. It's anime girls and cute doggies chatting about romance. All of the "cyberpunk elements" like the supposedly dystopian setting are entirely informed. The characters might as well have been pulled out of your local bar. It's like Cyberpunk Zero Calorieâ„¢, cyberpunk trappings without any of the actual gravity the genre carries. Cyberpunk isn't just a "slap some gears on it and give them a tophat" aesthetic like steampunk.
The world's not portrayed as "bad" at all, beyond people saying "gosh it's so bad out there". The character never suffers at all. She lives a perfectly pleasant life. And "a perfectly pleasant life" is not cyberpunk. Cyberpunk is supposed to be about something, not jerking off over "OH MAN WHAT IF I HAD A LOLI SEXBOT". They explain a character having cat ears with "I got sick when I was a kid so they gave me a surgery that gave me cat ears." That's an anime level justification for body modification. It's just "hey we want this character to be a cat girl, what justification can we come up with for that".
Your character never actually interacts with any of the supposedly dystopian features of the world. She's living a life that looks like it could be carrying on in any big city right now. Every cyberpunk element in the game is a perfect example of an Informed Attribute. Compare the "dystopia" with Papers, Please, where you're actively living the nightmare. You have to choose between medicine for your child and food for yourself sometimes. Your child can die. Even a whiff of seditious thinking will have you hauled off and executed. That's a dystopia. Valhalla is a nichijou VN that happens to have characters with some prosthetics.
Not to mention the 'gameplay' is even shallower than your average visual novel.
There's a reason Jill ended up getting the most art/attention, the game just focuses more on her drama as it goes on.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
someone says "as a joke" like the line in Kung-Pow, you gotta post the sped up version of the full movie
I managed to sleep a bit bt tge next day we had to grab most of our valuable things (TVs, monitors, my ps3 and most of my collection) i was kind of a retard in retrospective and said i only had a ps3 i didn't want to give those fuckers anything, I deleted everything on there, gave them the worst controller i had.
My father left his cars with all the stuff in a specified part, a few hours later they dropped my brother in the middle of nowhere but he was fine for the most part. We lost a lot that night, that was the worst that happened to me
Probably so many shit happens i basically stopped paying attention, but i'm 100% sure it has happened before
is this a pasta?
Oh, I'd top her alright
They set it up that way for a reason
>Not to mention the 'gameplay' is even shallower than your average visual novel.
>You average VN
>Gameplay
>VN
>Gameplay
In all honesty every time I hear this "complaint" I genuinely believe the people who make it have never actually played a VN in their life. Like maybe they played Phoenix Wright or maybe the played Rance or maybe, if there based enough, they touched Kamidori or Uwaterumono but those games are FAR from you're average VN. Shit man it's so fucking stupid this particular complaint. Like say what you want about Jill, or the plot, or "the lack of urgency and stakes" or some other shit. At least those have merit. But "gameplay"... in a VN... A fucking Visual Novel...
>MC is a big titty milf
You're probably better off not replaying it. I'm in the same boat as you where I liked the first couple of days but after everything became about how many carpets each character had munched on I lost interest.
I'm probably going to skip through it a second time to see a different ending and try to get everyone drunk but meh.
Someone on Yea Forums being blindly contrarian and using words they don't understand? excusez-moi?
>Game made by venehuehuelan who hates white people and is turbo SJW
'no.'
Play some more VNs then, retard.
After the collab that Girls' Frontline had with Va11, I'm now interested in playing the game. I assume the PC version of Va11 is the best? But I would be perfectly fine with the switch version as I would like to get comfy while I play if the va11 IF the switch version isn't a bad port.
Here I know this is why you posted that.
it's a VN dude
Dumb fucking capitalist shit.
>why doesn't my VN have big complex gameplay
I hope you people are just joking
I'm sorry to hear that, man. Hopefully the price of oil will go up soon and everything will go back to normal.
Switch version it is! Time to get comfy.
>Sei is straight
Damn right.
>game literally calls itself " cyberpunk bartending action"
>has neither cyberpunk nor any bartending action
No its thanks to socialism
God I love the PC-98 aesthetic and layout so much.
Fuck that, hopefully user and his family somehow get lucky enough to move anywhere else but Venezuela.
>it's meant to be shit so it's okay!
Sei is cute!
my wife
It does though
their oil is low quality garbage though.
They just have alot.
what said. Get the fuck out if you can.
then VNs aren't for you then
take your (you)
It's so shallow it might not even be there. And there's certainly not any action.
>One fun fact is that some folks already hate Sam because I was too horny last year and gave her a big bosom, which is understandable but you should know enough about us to trust our judgement in this kinda thing. We’ll just let the game speak for itself when the time comes, as we always do.
I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or glad this wasn't the first thing I thought of when playing this game.
Game design by a bunch of cûmbrains. What a load of trash.
Based, I like her.
>hating big tits
What a bunch of queers.
>va-11 hall-a got released in japan not long ago
>still no doujins
Thanks user, even if i hate this shithole i would prefer for it to start getting better than leaving outright, since i have everything is here. But once i'm dine with uni i'm probably just leaving if things look just as bad
We could leave the country but it is not so easy, i at least want to leave with a degree to fall back on. And my parents have no real way of supporting themselves in other countries so we are kinda stuck. Still thanks for your words
I plan to but not right now, i don't want to leave without a job related with my career first in order to be able to support myself better than what many other venezuelans do which is leave, work minimum wage and have their expectations crushed and they come back defeated to this shithole
The butthurt this game causes is nothing short of incredible
>Jill uses mostly dark colours, Sam has bright pink hair. Jill is a single 27 year old woman living alone in a tiny apartment, Sam is a 32 year-old mother in a (rocky) relationship, not to mention that Saint Alicia, the place where Nirvana takes place, is pretty much heaven compared to Glitch City, and so on.
What I want to know is why they are making her expressions so fucking cute and bubbly despite everything else we know about her character so far
If you're reading this Sukeban I want to marry Sam
>VN full of memes where nothing interesting happens
I'll never understand why Yea Forums liked this trash.
>So what can you expect from Sam? We really don’t wanna spoil anything, but you should look forward to a more cheerful person crafting the cocktails this time around, someone who is still coming to terms with motherhood, a troubled past and a relationship she’s not really feeling anymore. Probably less relatable to the average Sukeban Games fan, but I think her story goes beyond these superficial aspects and we have no doubt you’ll end up loving her, and being reminded of yourself or somebody else while playing. Relationships are a universal thing after all.
>Here are some non-spoilerific facts about her:
>She’s Sam!
>She’s cute!
>She has pink hair!
>CUTE!!!
>She loves a good beer and tries too hard to be a good mom, to her own detriment.
>shaking the glass makes her breast bounce
based Sukeban
>evading post filters
Reported ;)
What is updog?
They forgot a fact:
>I love Sam!!!
The overarching message about the horrors of state capitalism is pure cìne.
>Cool characters having fun conversations and interesting conversations
Cool and cute. The last part is most important.
there's a mediocre western one
I'm with you there, the music was nice but I don't know what people saw in the story or the characters
Yeah man, the Galko-chan author fucking loves Va-11 Hall-a. They've been sneaking Va-11 Hall-a stuff in the comic for a while, they did the art for some release in Japan even.
I don't like this.
Something just looks off.
Like, I get that they're going for PC-98, but the PC-98 does not look like that. It's very subtle, but it just doesn't look like PC-98 in a very distracting way.
I think it's either the sprite being too new in style or the colors being a little too muted. I just can't quite put my finger on it, but it doesn't look quite right.
>Dana will never make you tap out like a bitch
Even worse
why is the mc talking like a brain damaged Twitter retard or a nigger?
two seconds into the video and it's already:
>'scuse me
>sumthin'
Release date?
Like Jill?
While the music is good, it's implemented incredible poorly. It's just a fucking playlist.
Leave the house sometime
>why does a bartender speak casually
hmmmm
you should leave your basement, at least once a month
I like her southern(?) accent. Gives her a different feel.
God I wish dana would gut punch and suplex me until I black out, and then serve me a good bad touch when I finally come to my senses
Sauce? It will have to do
way to out yourself as a complete sperg
5 Facts about Sam!
>Her name is Sam!
>Sam is a girl!
>I love her!
>Sam!!!!!
That's four facts shitfuck
For some reason whenever I see Va-11 Hall-a I instantly remember that this game exists. Probably since it's another anime game about drinking liquids developed by third worlders.
>another anime game about drinking liquids developed by third worlders
huh neat I love that genre.
So... how did she lose her arm?
Fisting Dorothy
>BREASTS REEEEEEE
I’ll never stop laughing at these people
>music by Kevin Penkin
Yeah, I'll play this.
What was her name again?
Literally have sex.
If it's not FGO or 2hu, they don't care.
Nice kneejerk reaction. Means I'm right and hit a nerve, because if you actually interacted with normal people, you would know that no one talks like that in real life except worthless low-life trash wiggers, niggers, high school dropouts and DUDE WEED LMAO xD potheads. If, however, it was th devs' intention to make the mc sound like someone from the absolute bottom of society's totempole, then congratulations. this is the equivalent of the "Ya'll" meme.
yiff.party
You're welcome.
Your autism is showing
Nice kneejerk reaction. Means I'm right and hit a nerve. Leave the house sperglord.
ya'll need to chill
It's to show she's dumb user. They made a dummy milf ex criminal MC as a waifu.
I like it, reminds me of a PC98 game but not like Yea Forums knows what that is
I actually do and that's precisely why I don't like it.
People in the real world do use casual words in casual conversations ya know?
You obviously dont browse Yea Forums enough. There are a few good pc98 threads from time to time.
>shake the beer
what the actual fuck
Its not real beer
>letters and numbers.... but its a word!! ;)))););)
You put components together and they create synthetic versions of the drinks like a chemical process version of a soda stream
>but not like Yea Forums knows what that is
True but if there's a thread in which someone does it's this one ;D
I tried playing the first one but it's pure cringe, it feels like it was written by an AI fed with e-rp discord conversations.
PC98 is not that obscure you obnoxious faggotron
then you get aids.
>but not like Yea Forums knows what that is
Faggot there's threads about it all the time. The games litterally a fucking homage to PC98 games and anons got that immediately. Like pretending you're cool because you know what a VHS is.
They could have made her a charming dummy without making her sound like a fuckhead low-life.
It's basically an unwritten rule to leave MCs as neutral as possible. I realise they wanted to spice things up and give her some extra layer of character trait. That character trait sucks shitdick though, it makes her sound unsympathetic and truly DUMB-dumb.
Imagine if they decided to write her as a redneck "I ain't unnerstand nuthin' he sed…must be some farn talk" or talk in ebonics BIX NOOD MUFUKKA. It's obnoxious and distracting and will put most people off.
If devs are lurking this thread, they can either take that constructive criticism or leave it. I don't give a fuck, I just wanted to point out a glaring flaw with the game's presentation.
Threads on /vr/ maybe
Yea Forums is for twitter screencaps and the Race War.
>It's basically an unwritten rule to leave MCs as neutral as possible
maybe for moebuta like yourself who consume only the most base of media, but for people who actually prefer to have a narrative, a protagonist with actual character to them is paramount
in short fuck yourself
>It's basically an unwritten rule to leave MCs as neutral as possible.
no
i like that they’re trying to do something different. interested to see how it plays out
Shaking my head to be honest.
>It's basically an unwritten rule to leave MCs as neutral as possible.
yikes
She should be serving milk instead of alcohol
She serves milk in the day.
>"I'm new and I take great pride in that"
>It's basically an unwritten rule to leave MCs as neutral as possible
user...
>It's basically an unwritten rule to leave MCs as neutral as possible.
Good luck with this trash writing. Honestly.
You obviously haven't played any VNs in your lives.
i'll be serving her milk
>all of Sams art and sprites
>that accent
>that fucking body
god damn Sukeban know what the good shit is
Quit picking on my dumb wife.
I probably have read more than you fuckboy
Vallhalla might be an incredibly mediocre one but at least it didn't fall for the selfinsert MC meme that all trash VNs do
thanks fuck off
>waifufaggotry
lmaoing hard @ ur no life's
They really should have made the dialog box bigger, i'm amazed no one told them it was a bad idea to have such a small character limit.
Yes, remember neutral protagonists like Shirou from F/SN? He's so neutral. Or Battler, he's also extremely neutral am I right?
There are enough very popular VNs that disprove what you're saying.
Having the protagonist be a non-character is generally okay for a porn game, but despite the erotic character designs this isn't one.
At least I didn't say something as incredibly retarded as " themain character shouldn't have a personality".
>someone with an accent is "talking like a brain damaged twitter retard"
I think you are the brain damaged retard here.
Let's be honest, this retard probably is dumb enough to think Shirou is neutral because "he just wants to be a hero lol" while failing to realise how mentally unhinged he is.
Don't even pretend this chad was a neutral protag.
I never said that, brainlet.
that is not an accent. that's low iq drooling retard talk "lol u tk him 2 da bar|?". but then again, I'm replying to one right now.
Anyone else remember when the original game was going to have you play as a robot bartender? Or did I just dream that shit up between first hearing about the game and it releasing. It's probably my fault for not looking into the game before playing it but man it was disappointing. Don't think I ever dropped a game I was looking forward to like that before or since.
Skipping the start of "Excuse me" or the G in words ending with "ing" is absolutely an accent.
Name A SINGLE kinetic novel with a neutral MC that isn't shit
Banned.
You are an autist my man.
>that is not an accent. that's low iq drooling retard talk "lol u tk him 2 da bar|?"
When your only compairson between 'scuse me
sumthin' ,which are both things said in common speech, is hyperbolic exaggerations, it makes your argument extremely poor. Do you similarly get upset when people say "yeah/nah" instead of 'yes/no'?
is the MC scotish?
That was in the first game. In this game they outright state that everything is real alcohol.
This game better has Boss somewhere
If'n ye tink tha' thurr i' Sco'ish laddy, ye dinnae ken yer accents from yer arse
however if you look closely, you will notice that the synthetic ingredients are also available.
Probably just so you can make drinks from the first game if you want to. It even says on the Steam page that they use real alcohol.
Dont come whit that shit to me nigga, i had been doing funny accents from italians, turkish, and mexicans for a while, and i recognize a southerner/farm guy/ scotish accent
that or she is from fucking ulster/ireland
Joke>Doubt>Disapprove>Friendly>Flirty.
>recognize a southerner/farm guy/ scotish accent
You can't even tell cowpoke from celtic and you think you now accents?
I figure they just talk like I do, which is standard US accent but regional dialect. Least that's how I read it. S'cuz if I type like how I talk fully, it looks ugly, and winds up being distractin, so I figger they just lessened it a bit and left in only a few bits so people would get the sound without it beatin them in the face the whole time.
i dont fucking know what is a cowpoke or a digimon, but yeah i do think i know more of accents than u
>soon to be single mother
lol cant make this shit up
>play as a mom
oh, nuh uh, they made a huge poopie right there.
Even I, that dislikes self-insert to a level, still will not be into playing a fucking mom at all. Jill did great because she didn't just get the waifufags because she was cute, but she was also relatable. now you kill both audiences you gathered to try something completely out of loop.
And her relationship being described as kind of falling out is a huge red flag for some soap-opera tier drama later with the children and custody.
Not by the person she's having sex with. The person she's having sex with, is just a guy she's having sex with. Are all porn stars prositutes?
Time to serve drinks and give paizuri.
To make it worse they arent even alphabetized
>which are both things said in common speech
No, they are not. Also there is more of this faggotry further down the line.
>'sides
>Ya can't d anythin'
>Lotsa spleens
etc. pp.
>Do you similarly get upset when people say "yeah/nah" instead of 'yes/no'?
No, because that would really constitute as common speech. You are trying to construct an argument for the game based on a slippery slope that leads directly into backwards retard talk. Again, if this was the devs' intention all along, they succeeded. It will definitely polarize people though. I was somewhat looking forward to this game since I liked Vallhalla. After having seen the MC being a drooling low-life I will not pick this up. Call me autistic all you want, but this kind of forced "flavor" talk annoys me and keeps me from potentially enjoying the game. Damn shame, because the protagonist'S visual design is actually neat.
Well they already made one and they're working on a second one right now
Say my name
N
Give her to me
I don't mind the mc being a mom. She is a nice milfy milf with big honkers and the right amount of THICC with a cute face.
I just don't want to deal with that little shit and his tantrums in the game. Ever. I expect this to be a comfy bartender vn, not a babysit vn
man Jill would be so fucking perfect if she wasn't a dyke
get the fuck over it, not every character exists for you to ship yourself with you pathetic fuck, go write fanfiction if you are that obsessed
She's bi, user. Even then, I doubt that she'd shack it up with you.
seething dyke
I don't like the intentional mispelling of shit, even if it's there for a purpose. Makes me feel like I'm reading a forum post. I do like how there are "react" choices and that your only influence on the course of things isn't just making the right drink.
>short hair AND milf
This game just keeps getting better
what's the difference, honestly? she wasn't some obnoxious, repulsive real life ResetEra dyke and that's all that counts.
she was fucking cute and so were all the other side characters.
she isn't really, faggit. lesbian or not, you can't have her, never will.
calm down tranny
She's still perfect.
I already miss jill, this girl doesn't look bad but she's not jill
>MC written as if she has a country accent
i don't know why, but this is EXTREMELY unappealing to me
Country girls are cute.
>country hoes, take my load
I read it more like it's scottish or something
You spelled y'all wrong
a young, innocent, starry eyed girl with a country accent is cute
what we have is an older woman who has apparently been around and seen some shit. when someone older has a country accent, it gives me more of a "trailer trash" vibe than a cute cute country girl looking for her true love or whatever
>waggle controls
OH NO NO NOOOOOOOO
Like every Illusion game.
>can waggle your mouse and waggle your dick while you play
I picked it up august 1st and grinded to hell.
She's too much of an autist to just fuck. She didn't even fuck Dorothy despite spending the night together in bed.
I feel like it looks worse.
the art in the thumbnail looks worse.
the ingame graphics looks debately worse because of different shading used.
Menu is a mess.
Its more of the same.
Nah, not liking really. lacks the SOUL of the first one.
Stupid newfaggot, PC98 is a meme here. Lurk more faggot
Oh boy, will they ruin it again by having to sit through the MCs lesbian drama again or be actually good and listen the customer's wacky stories?
it looks different, not worse. people will need to get used to it I guess.
the menu/ui really needs to be revamped. as for soul we haven't seen nothing yet.
More style over substance paired with mediocre writing. Hope it at least popularizes the aesthetic a bit.
My nigga, sounds identical to my review.
Considering she's a married woman with a child, that's kind of unlikely.
Is there an official scan of this art?
>moms aren't relatable
That one came with the Japanese Ps4 version of the game so I'm sure it's somewhere. Give me a sec and I'll see what I can find
Closest I could find.
They are obviously going for PC98-style with the borders around the screen, but it's not really working out. Yes, with the games on the system the action happened in a box in middle of a screen, but there really wasn't a hard rule over how large the borders should be. Not to mention that devs often put other UI indicators there, such as maps, stats and whatever else.
In N1RV Ann-A the right side of the screen is just totally wasted.
Oh neat, that's pretty high res too
Tried cropping it and it actually looks nice
My problem is it's more like the western indie shit with different size pixels and not sure if they want 8 bit or 16 bit or even 32 bit
Eh, on the one hand, I'm a NEET incel faggot who can't get laid for shit myself. On the other, there's this really weird tendency for Yea Forumsirgins to act like the world revolves completely around them and act like literally anything that deviates from the standard white male heterosexual protagonist is some huge deal and a great, big offense to them personally. Not to mention the pure hatred towards any sort of hint towards legitimate sexuality in female characters, which highlights the hypocrisy among the Yea Forumsirgin's psyche, where they decry against any portrayal of female sexuality yet continuously lust over their bodies and essentially want female characters to only remain sexual for THEM and no one else. And this weird romanticization of an ideal for human interaction that only really exists in anime and VNs, where literally the most minor of things trigger autists like Like nigga, go outside and talk to people.
I personally can't relate to a female mother character but I'm not going to get assblasted because she's not implicated to only want my, as the player character's, cock either. She's fucking fictional.
Is the first one worth playing?
Nice!
>I don't know how to read phonetically
Are you 12?
Nailed it. The idea of a cyberpunk bartending VN game isn't even bad, it's actually pretty brilliant. The problem is that they do NOTHING with the supposed cyberpunk setting. Why can't there be a plotline that intermingles with the gameplay where your local bar is struggling because a bar chain has opened up down the street and they're stealing a lot of your customers? Why can't the MC deal with constant surveillance from megacorporations or the government why her bar is secretly a base of operations for a bunch of terrorists, gangs, or hackers? And so on. So much potential there, utterly wasted.
Jill is my wife
Official nudes? Link?
yeah, I'm thinking it's kino and the success is going make the other indiedevs in Yea Forums seethe again
I want that as my lockscreen without the whole welcome kacey and everything
I kind of thought it was refreshing, being a "normie" in a world where all that cyberpunk shit is going on and everyone you talk to tells you all about it.
Granted, I understand that people generally don't want to play a video game about being a normal person with a normal job and a normal life.
why do these games look like they're by and for complete virgins who have never left their mothers basement
Because you are on Yea Forums?
The problem with that is that it's fucking boring.
Imagine you have a high fantasy setting where a band of warriors and heroes and journeying to take on the Great Lord of Darkness or whatever cliche bullshit, but the MC is someone who runs an inn and the work is only concerned with his business. Literally the most boring thing you could do in that setting.
You can customize it all to say what ever you want or nothing at all.
How do you not know the concept of Iyashikei. There are litterally dozens of dozens of media like that.
Where do I get it?
As a third worlder, the people living normal lives and getting by in a crazy world setting was a very refreshing and relatable.
Not every game needs to be wish-fulfillment power fantasies
>Imagine you have a high fantasy setting where a band of warriors and heroes and journeying to take on the Great Lord of Darkness or whatever cliche bullshit, but the MC is someone who runs an inn and the work is only concerned with his business. Literally the most boring thing you could do in that setting.
You mean like Recettear? That game was great.
>Iyashikei
the fuck is that weeb shit
The artstyle is pretty kino, but I honestly preferred Va11-Halla's
Homescreen
reddit.com
Lockscreen
imoutotrash.tumblr.com
It means healing, and it's a genre of anime and manga that is laid back and easy. A lot of them are things like postapocalyptic shit but it's a qt robot running a cafe that likes to take photos and ride her moped.
>It means healing, and it's a genre of anime and manga that is laid back and easy. A lot of them are things like postapocalyptic shit but it's a qt robot running a cafe that likes to take photos and ride her moped.
That sounds utterly retarded
miss me with that shit
Alma is the only girl that matters.
You have bad taste
Okay, good bye stupid user
Pleb detected
There might be a couple, it is hard to know given that the vast, vast majority of doujinshi never even get digitized
Just follow the devs lewd twitter and I'm sure they'll post it.
kek
Link me
stick to boku no pico academy zoomie
@SuccbanGames
Viscera Cleanup Detail would like a word with you. There is an appeal to a story about subsisting in a world that's much bigger than you. Not every story has to be all action capeshit with no subtlety. The entire fucking premise is that you're a humble bartender listening to your group of protagonist regulars tell you about what exciting protagonist things they've been up to. If Jill was suddenly revealed to be a kung-fu superhacker and started ram-raiding government facilities with Skeleton Hands playing in the background, this would've been nullified.
It is okay, user. You will grow out of your need for violence in every piece of media you consume someday.
You do have autism. You're one of those ridiculous ESL's who like to tell native speakers how English is supposed to be. Seek help.
>There is an appeal to a story about subsisting in a world that's much bigger than you.
This is also the premise of literally every HP Lovecraft story which is why he's been so influential beyond the grave.
>Iyashikei
>power fantasy
It's neither really, at least as it goes on, which is the problem. You delve into all of Jill's relationship drama and how she hates herself.
It's been a while but I don't remember a ton of relationship drama? Just boss lust
Everyone with a working sex drive should lust after boss
If I remember right most of Jill's angst comes from leaving her love on bad terms and not being able to say goodbye before she died.
Just look at those hair flaps, how does anyone resist the urge to pull on them
Sauce, user? You cropped it so I can't find shit.
Like, ANY booru! Are you 12!?
sauco
>Everyone with a working sex drive should lust after Gil
Fixed
Literally searched the character on gelbooru and it's not there, you giant fucking retard.
I wish I was Deal so I could fuck Betty's "lesbian" pussy
Red Strings Club wants to know your location.
They made the first game on /vg/
and danger/u/ is clearly inspired by Yea Forums, Yea Forums and Yea Forums
Not /U/ ????
Gelbooru is garbage m8.
Maybe
They said Sam's inspiration was basically doing the exact oppostive of Jill
>Short bright hair
>Smiles and is full of energy
>Big tits
>Has a family
>Straight
Hotline Miami collab when?
>Straight
For now
>miss me with that shit
Well I found it anyway so it doesn't matter
forgot to mention /u/
forgot to mention
>Works in a fancy bar at a luxurious hotel instead of a shithole that smells like piss most of the time
>native speakers
>Venezuela devs
That's hilarious. Also my English is far superior to yours. Thus making you seethe with impotent rage that I'm more literate than you could ever dream to be, burger flipper.
Yeah? Where do you find it?
sankaku complex
She fucks black girls
Well yeah. Most of the pixiv stuff hits that first.
That's...not terrible actually.
>muh genki
>muh milf
>muh used goods with a dead "muh son" weight
>muh tomboy
>muh short pink hair
It's almost like they know what I hate the most. Fucking hell, give me my Jill back.
way to out yourself as a complete pleb, you fuckin dork
Where do I get the icons for it? I have everything but the youtube icons and everything the pixel ones
You clearly didn't watch it because it was a good thing you posing faggot.
>hating Tomboys
You know, I generally think burning people at the stake is a barbaric practice, but....
IMAGINE having this much shit taste
This is all fine with me. I liked Jill's design but I really disliked her as a character.
>using milf as a negative
>tfw the devs lurk these threads so they can come up with ideas for their made up in game chan board
>liking a woman with certain features
>gay
Really makes you think...
Are you suggesting we're all lesbian girls here?
k fag
Devs read these threads, so now you're not even going to see Jill as a cameo, nice work, idiot
Hey devs, make at least one tomboy a futa. No balls please.
>genki milf with huge knockers
I don't want my girl anywhere near this cursed "Sam" creature.
Can't wait for the Jill cameo, Dana promised to travel to the Caribbean with Jill after Valhalla shuts down
>No balls
What are you, a faggot?
The icons he used you have to buy but I just used icon set called something like simply 8 bit
Dude balls on a futa is the gayest thing and pointless.
Fuck I wish I had this copypasta'd by now I have this argument so fucking much here!
yes
>futas aren't gay
What's next, water isn't wet?
>No balls
nice
Futa on female is the most hetero thing you can get. And technically water is only wet because we gave it a word.
>fapping to a dick
>hetero
user, I...
>not liking dicks
get a load of this faggot
...am gay.
Fixed that for you bud.
Futa with no balls is a huge turnoff for me
You might as well just be looking at a dudes ass at that point!
>>muh genki
>>muh milf
>>muh tomboy
>hate
Fag.
>my girl
You're going to make actual Jillfags look like retarded children but somehow I get the feeling that's your intention
The UI needs a little bit of clean up
Like, why the fuck do we need a scrollbar
Can't the text size be a gameplay option?
Why the fuck are the options taking 1/8th of the screen and permanently there?
Why is the text box so tiny
Why is the ingredients list so unorganized
Why are the sounds so grating, it's like im listening to a Custom Robo NPC talk
I doubt Jillfags would act like that retards
You know the rules. You're not allowed to like what I don't like.
at the very least these devs haven't made a trans character which was labeled a futa or a trap
>labeled
Go back.
Hope everything goes well for you dude.
Greetings from chile
Adds more variety to it. Getting clients drunk could influence how they behaved and dialogue changes. Now you have another factor this time influencing the main character.
you should come with me to the Va-11hall-A discord it's fun inside
>discord
Go back.
Explain
Is this one gonna waste its interesting side characters like the previous game did for the sake of "muh comfy"?
Yeah but I liked the mechanics of making choices without really realizing you're making the choice
This. They got it too right the first time.
>AHHH WHY IS THIS SLICE OF LIFE VN ABOUT A BARTENDER NOT FILLED WITH ESPIONAGE AND HIGH ENERGY VIOLENCE