AAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

I literally just finished rewatching that episode user wtf

His last episode was a return to form

What's the most important aspect about any fucking game?

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the majority of avgn console/hardware reviews are pretty good

WELL BEING ABLE TO FUCKIN' PLAY IT!

HES GONNA SUCK YOUR ASS

Atari 5200 episode was pure genius. He couldn't play the games so he spent most of the episode setting up the shitty console.

I can hear the pause music

The chex game? I thought that one was pretty good

>that time when Yea Forums hated him because he put a woman and a black man in his movie

how many bits is in that game?

uhm, the political message it appears to carry?

too bad the life of the black bull was fucking awful

...

What was the last great AVGN episode?

Not good, great.

youtube.com/watch?v=NQEf2Cy_TlA

earthbound

TAKE

*His wife and his movie
Besides ain't that a good reason for hate?

No, it makes you look like a spastic tard

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that you can watch the latest AVGN(tm) episode on Amazon Prime(tm) (US only) but don't worry I'll put in on (((Youtube))) after a week :^)

>Besides ain't that a good reason for hate?
there are tons of other reasons to hate that shitty movie, niggers and thots are the last of them

YER

DAMN

DAMN

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CLOTHES

OFF

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Please stop posting this unfunny faggot. Thanks.

WWWHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRR

Even though it was extremely low budget, S2-4 was where James' talent shined brightest. I don't know if he was married then or not, though

Anyone here watched the whole thing? I couldn't get past first 5 minutes.

what game isn't this?

Cowabunga...Cowa-fuckin-piece-of-dog-shit!

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I liked his other videos more, where he calmly talks about movies and whatnot.
IMO he should just retire his nerd shtick, but apparently it still pays the rent.

HES GONNA FUCK YOU RIGHT UP THE ASS

AND WHAT DO YOU NEED TO FUCKING PLAY IT? A FUCKING CONTROLLER! SO WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE CONTROLLER DOESN'T WORK? YOU'RE FUCKED!

Game Boy Accessories and maybe Polybius (he did something more creative this time)

>THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF MY DICK!

and

AVGN: This is Jessica Rabbit? Well, I got your number and I'm callin' just to say "FUCK YOU!"

Jessica Rabbit: I hope you're proud of yourself!

AVGN: Yeah, well, I hope you're proud of yourself, and you know what I mean, ya fuckin' whore.

Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

AVGN: Yeah, well, wait 'til I draw your suicide note in your own blood, you bunny fuckin' bitch. I'm comin' over and I'm gonna kill ya. I'm gonna kill your whole motherfuckin' family.

Jesus, James

PISS OUT MY AAAASSSSS

>I wanna nail Roger Rabbit to the fuckin' cross.
JESUS CHRIST, JAMES

Kyle Justin has the best quotes of the show whenever he's on. Him as Spider-Man was amazing.
FUCKING SPIDER-MAN

No he was specifically talking about nailing Roger Rabbit to the cross. Not Jesus Christ.

The delivery fuckin' sells it. So deadpan, tired, annoyed.

To this day, probably my favorite AVGN line.

Hideo Kojima himself said it slurped anal grease through a warthog's dickhole.

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soul

Kyle was good but
>Normally they say ninja gay-den.

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For me it's the line IT'S HEINOUSLY ANUS

64 bits

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NO CONTINUES?!

ASS

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Oh shit, I'm spooked

Kill all babies?
I'm playing an NES game that says KILL ALL BABIES?

you and your friends are dead

Fuck this thread.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

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>the cereal box in the recent episode was fake

What a gyp

My favorite episodes are still the action 52 series

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>incoherent screeching

P-please go to Channel Awesome.

It obviously looked too new for a 90's cereal box.

A

...

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>How about Nostalgia Critic?
>...Now that's just fucking stupid.

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It takes 2? Action 52?

Oh my God, it’s Bugs Bunny

Idle animation?

Amiga CD32 was great from start to finish, if you watch that episode in 480p it legitimate feels like one of his classic episodes.

I miss the good old days with that bald guy who Brad had a lot of chemistry with.

NYEEEEEHHH
WHATS UP, COCK?

Whats everyones favourite AVGN episode?

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doublevision
bible games 1
sega cd and 32x are pretty funny too

MADDEN 91

Me, I found it on youtube years ago...it was fine, I actually liked that avgn ripoff friend he had, specifically for that one gag. The references are great, and the review is fine at the end, essentially saying it's just another shitty game.
Seriously, that wasn't so awful, except for the power pad gag, any implication of the nerd having sex even as a joke is just a turn off.

WOW, HOW AWESOME CAN THIS BE?!
BUGS BUNNY'S BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT
WELL, IT WAS A *BLOWOUT*, ALL RIGHT! BLOW OUT YOUR ASS!

B 17 BOMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>t.zoomer that watches twitch streams

Pretty much all of his Halloween episodes including the Castlevania episodes which I find myself watching every year.

BATMAN FOREVER
IT SUCKED BACK THEN AND IT SUCKS FOREVER

SADDAM WAS HERE

Action 52 (of course)
Nightmare on Elm Street
Christmas Wishlist
Mario is Missing
Street Fighter 2010

How the fuck can this be your list

>Christmas Wishlist
Cringe and bluepilled

MADDEN 92

amazing

atari 5200, nintendo power, ghostbusters

Just speed this up and they could be a Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga boss.

WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES???

*autistic rage*

plumbers don't wear ties
sega cd
metal gear
tiger games
ninja gaiden

NUNCHUCK FUCK

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>I tell ya what...
>Yeah?
>Yeah it's still a hundred dollars

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>AVGN
>good

Sit down, niggers.

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dark castle
power rangers
batman games ( special the batman forever section )

Literally the best AVGN skit segment

The Chex Quest episode was good. I love when he makes informative episodes like that.

HAHAHAHA EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THE IRATE FAGGOT

His best videos are always the informative ones, with the few exceptions like Dick Tracy

I love these kinds of images.

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I always thought he looked like the cockmongler

Well if he don't like playing video games, why the fuck is he playing video games? He play that game, like... he really don't like it, what a shame. Listen to him whimper like a little girl! Hyuck hyuck hyuck heh heh heh heehh... yeah, boy.

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Battletoads, Ikari Warriors, Desert Bus, Action 52, Ninja Gaiden

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Street Fighter 2010
Atari Jaguar
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
CD-i
Cheetahmen
Tiger Electronic Handhelds
Batman

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People in this thread are underrating the console episodes so much

Doublevison two parter, Seag 32x and CD, Atari Jaguar and Atari 5200 are all pure kino

SwordQuest

youtube.com/watch?v=LWltQ9UN5vE

Very informative, comfy, funny but not exaggeratedly so. AVGN at his finest. Kino.

I wish people did more AVGN poops youtube.com/watch?v=ExyF0ODjSCI

>wasn't angry at chex quest
>just says its a pretty nice game
is it the end lads? did we run out of shitty games that suck ass?

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Non angry James has always been the best James though

The episode was kino

definitely not, but it would mean doing more 5/6th gen stuff rather than NES/SNES material

doublevision is my favourite

When was the last time James even reviewed an Atari game?

Super pitfall.

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What ambitious AVGN x Game Center CX crossover is this?

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man i fucking remember the AVGN games episode where the adventures game did this specific bit and it pissed him off.

Honestly the best episodes are with the legitimately good games, like mario 3 and earthbound.

What ever happened this gigolo-looking dude?

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Atari Sports iirc

he moved i think, which is why he doesn't appear that much these days

He was kino in Spiderman

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FRED FUCHS?!

James original house > second home > Shit tier third home

2 aaaaaassssss

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Talking about SMB3, I could swear the video was longer than what's currently in Youtube.

Watch his shit on cinemassacre and not youtube

God Tier:
>episodes covering a video game James clearly has a deep interest in and has a lot of interesting things to say about, whether because of the game itself, the history behind it, or media relating to the video game. for example sword quest, texas chain saw massacre, and earthbound

Top Tier:
>episodes about a game or console he genuinely grew up playing and has real anecdotes and memories to relate (ie almost all the older episodes)
>episodes with guests that are actually funny and mesh well with the nerd, for example the spiderman one

Decent Tier:
>episodes about games or consoles he knows about but didn't grow up playing a lot or at all, but must have been aware of as a child and still has things to say about. for example, SEGA CD
>very first few episodes which have a charm and genuine feel all of their own, but feel more like weird youtube videos than an AVGN episode as we know it

Shit Tier:
>episodes where he cared more about having a gimmick he wanted to push than the content of the episode itself, for example shit pickle or a celebrity guest he got hold of
>episodes where he gets far too carried away with skits and puts more focus into them than the game itself, for example the ROB one

Absolute Dog Shit Tier:
>already doomed episodes with all the focus on a celebrity guest, made worse by him not having any chemistry with the guest
>any modern episode covering a game james clearly knows absolutely nothing about and is reading off a script written by his new partners

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>THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDER BALLS

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Crazy castle

Reminder; the fat dudes from the RLM rip-off “Rental Reviews” now write and edit almost all of the avgn episodes, James just shows up and reads his lines. You can really see it in the chex quest episode, almost none of that dialog is what James would actually say or know about.

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I miss Bootsy...
Fuck you Mike.

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You can just walk over it...

I like those guys. Even though it's never a movie James gives a shit about.

It's the golden era of AVGN. He's reviewing Sonic 3 & Knuckles, and you've been tasked with writing the script for the part where he encounters this barrel. Remember, it's the golden era and a certain standard of kino is expected.

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His hardware episodes in general
magnavox odyssey and aladdin deck enhancer being exceptions

During this episode, were they just watching a grown man bent over out of sight as he operated the puppet the whole time? He was out of sight to us but not to them. It must have been so awkward, they have to look the puppet in the eyes but they're speaking to the man crouched down on the floor.

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>It's a "James reads about a classic game lff a script and we have to pretend he knows what's he's talking about episode"

Real shame that he didn't play the resident evil games for the episode.

HOLY SHIT ITS BUGS BUNNY

What was Mike's best performance?

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Joker baby

I loved that one where he appeared opposite Inspector Gadget.

Why was Kyle fired?

BROWN
BRICKS

Fired? He's a composer and has made guest appearances. It's not like he's on cinemassacre payroll

fuck off mike

He moved and lives far from James.
He's one of his best friends and the guy who introduced him to his wife

The ROB one was good for the first half. Then it went to shit. Shame because the SMB3 one was brilliant.

Say whatever you want about Aladdin, but the bad CGI genie was hilarious.

Return of the Joker!
Revenge of the Joker!
Return!
Oh Return!
Revenge!
Return!
Revenge!
Return!
Revenge!

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It was, but was also the only good thing and the only memorable thing about the entire episode.

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Cowabunga sheeeeeeit.

AVGN bamp

I thought I was insane. When I first watched this Sonic 06 vid youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_rd6DpxM0&t and heard James make the Final Fantasy remark I was stunned. I swore I watched this video YEARS ago. Turns out I was thinking of Mike, who also made that FF comment in this vid I forgot existed. youtube.com/watch?v=WI0WX9me-3w

I was so freaked out by this I thought I crossed into a parallel universe. Turns out I'm just retarded.

Unironically have nostalgia for his older videos.
I remember watching them because he didn't swear as much as avgn did.

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At least put AVGN in the title of your spam threads so I can filter them.

>avgn videos never get deleted off Yea Forums despite being eceleb

ain't complaining but wondering why that is.

based

I’ve never gotten the appeal of this guy. He reviews old games unenthusiastically and then swears? What’s the joke?

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AVGN threads have been posted longer than you have been alive zoomer

Aladdin Deck Enhancer

>ALADDIN!! TOOK AN UPPER DECKER IN MY TOILET!!!!

ZOOMIE ZOOMIES ZOOMER ZOOMERRR
I AM BOOOOOOMER BOOOOOOMERRRR
BOOOM BOOOOM JAPAN BOOM BOOM JAPAN

BOOM BOOM BOOM
youtube.com/watch?v=3oo269Su8ak

MEEEEEELVIN I WANT SOME HOT CHOCOLATE

seething zoomer

GO GO GO GO GO GO
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM MONEY MONEY FUNNY IN DOLLARS

AY YAI YAI WHERE'S MY SAMURAI
GREEN BLACK AND BLUE IS THE COLOR OF THE SKY

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Could you be anymore seething

AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Deja vu I've just been in this time before
Higher on the beat And I know it's a place to go
Calling you and the search is a mystery Standing on my feet It's so hard when I try to be me, yeah

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE future into the present
See my past leaves in the distance
Try to guess now what's going on
And the band begins to play

Imagine getting this made over AVGN lmao, zoomers are fucking pathetic

>made

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WHAT WERE YOU THINKINGGGGGGGGGGGGG???????????????

Do discord trannies have to derail ever single thread?

AVGN and Arino are the exceptions

I WANT BE GASSED BY A GAMEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

sigh, guess I have no choice.
you're hopeless.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ROA ORA OR aOROA RO AOR AOR AOR aOR OAR OOA ROA ROA ROA ROAO RAO ORA OR AOR AO

youtube.com/watch?v=VWBFpKA2IEc

You really pissed me off.

HERE'S YOUR RECEIPT.

just find it funny there's no janny that has a random hate boner for AVGN even though his content is starting to really suck.

Prime AVGN can never be ruined by trannies and this makes them mad

played shitty games in college ya know

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[Verse 1: Tyler, The Creator & Choir]
You're a mean one
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mrs Quinn, you're a bad banana
(Mrs Quinn), with the greasy black peel
You're a vile one
You got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile (Mrs Quinn)
You’re a foul one
Friends you don’t have none
I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a monster
Your heart's an empty hole
You got garlic (You got garlic) in your soul
You got garlic in your soul

Taking this into account, when will James finally review the Doom franchise?
He called Doom his all-time favorite as far as I know.

The AVGN Doom episode must be done. He's already talked about doom source ports, I'd like him to go the full way. Imagine the nerd's rant about it being ported to everything.

What did Raimi mean by this?

>Not the Third Rate Gamer
Here's the real kino
youtube.com/watch?v=gjXp2gRHiRc

youtube.com/watch?v=9HPDYKvZkGY

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I’d just like to ser him discuss how impactful it is, the unendibg ports, the mods, the active community, and then maybe a short segment on Doom 3 & the new ones

His 2017 one was worse.

64 bits
32 bits
16 Bits
8 Bits
4 BITS
2 BITS
1 BIT
HALF BIT
QUARTER BIT
THEEEE WRIIIIIIIIIIIIST GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?
youtube.com/watch?v=xl1wfRxwclk

HOLY SHIT!! IT'S SPIDERMAN!!

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YOUR MOM IS AN OVERSIZED BOX

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Let's play charades. Who am I?

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NES Accessories easily

I don't necessarily think it's the funniest, but I end up rewatching Super Pitfall the most. Not just for the ladder gag, I just enjoy it a lot overall.

James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

WHAT THE ASS WAS THAT

does anyone remember some really weird, low quality unintelligible video that was called angry video game nerd even though it clearly wasn't james and was just some random russian guy playing games with a really bad mic? Am I going crazy?

Watched that episode earlier today. I usually dislike the sketch heavy episodes but that one was really funny.

Who was the best AVGN clone?

My peanus weenus of course
Peanus weenus heehee

Joueur du grenier, even the nips like him

IrateVGNerd

Hey Yea Forums! Can I play?

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Oh, bad luck bootsy!

I hear he faps to posts on /trash/!

12 days of shitsmas to be honest. They were max comfy.

I heard he tried to suck his own dick once

third rate gamer

Happy Video Game Nerd was good so he managed to grow after giving up being a clone.

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

if i'm not mistaken
pitfall for the NES, right?

shit man, I loved these as a child

a y o

I WANNA BE SEDATED BY A GAMEBOY

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Silver Surfer and Super Pitfall are essential nerdcore.

Man I can't get the game out. Gotta have a handle.

I always laugh when thinking about how his Nostalgia Critic isn't his anymore.

A decent amount of old avgn stuff would be too much. Such as the rape and retard jokes.

But was it kool? Or karp?

youtube.com/watch?v=MSB9SZvtP2I

THIS GAME

IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

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I would have traded the Nerd for Monster Madness when he chose to "retire" that. James was at his best balancing the informative with his knowledge and passion for film with the fun and bizarre that MM inherently brought.

Hong Kong '97, Revisited games, Action 52, and Terminator

I genuinely think the really good AVGN vids will be timeless. I remember I was 14 when I first discovered his stuff and it was funny then, and I just spent several hours rewatching many of them from start to finish and it's still funny. Frankly a lot of his new stuff seems to be lacking but there are a few gems in the newer stuff. It's always so surreal to me when he says some shit like "it's the year 2009" because it seems like recently I just started watching his stuff.
I actually think his great videos will be remembered and loved as much as the great Homestarrunner ones.

=
God Tier: Those early low budget episodes were it really felt like he was just a young angry nerd taking out his anger on shitty games he played in his childhood, with humorous crazy skits suddenly happening to him.

I used to not like those skits, but I've grown to appreciate them.

>episode has mike in it

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Oh yeah a lot of stuff is just real pleasant to go back to and listen.

THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDERBALLS

do you not comprehend how sesame street works

BASED