You have been banned from the server. Reason: Nice aimbot, faggot

That baby elephant weighs arount 120 kilos

Uh is this woman still alive?

women are literal children

>Playing RA2 Yuri's Revenge
>Playing as Yuri's, but practically lost
>Make some subs and spread them across the map (was like 75% water)
>He spends the next 20 minutes scouting for the last units i have
>Starts to swear a lot at 10 year old me
>Eventually gives up
Thats when i learned what true power really is
Yeah he can break her neck easily

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YOU JUST KNOW

my gta ban just ended yesterday.
but it's ok I already modded a shitload of money and all unlocks so it's time to go back to explode people's cargo with my explosive sniper rifle

Well most people are it’s just women can make babies so we don’t discourage them like we do men

Whatcha got banned for

I've been called hacker in tf2 and GTAO, but I've never cheated.

Abusive relationships

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Their phallus shaped noses

everyone loves elephants, user. they are the most benevolent animals on earth. They are pure good.

it makes them remember the penis by the trunk

Probably the stated reason. I can't fathom how people still play that shit. Ever since they added ridiculous shit like flying motorbikes and flying cars, it seems like such a cancerous RDMfest. Heists was peak GTAO and everything was downhill from there.

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did she died?

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Is that Gab?

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man who knew elephants were so based

>I can't adapt therefore bad
LOL
The game was boring as fuck before the Gunrunning update.

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based elephant taking care of phoneposter

Its motherly instinct kicking in, notice that they are all smoll elephants not adults.

Based PHHOOOOOO

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What does elephant pussy feel like?

CUTE

who?

I legitimately wish you were dead. Kill yourself

Why do white woman love to fuck animals so much?
Not that I complain, but why?

>be me
>go to a cyber to play LAN CS (cyber had it's own local server)
>sit next to a fat guy eating cheetos and playing CS
>his name ingame is "Dom!nat0r"
>join the server and play as terrorist in de_dust2
>someone throw me a flashbang in front of me
>screen was full white
>shoot like a crazy gun man
>kill 4 CTs with a headshot from a Dual Beretta
>admin kicked me for "using aimbot"
>enter again and ask who's the admin
>"Dom!nat0r" is the admin, user
>...
>politely tell him I wasn't cheating
>dudedidn't believe me
>local server had a function that records all matches but hadto wait till server changes map
>check my PC to see if I've downloaded an aimbot
>found nothing
>check replay
>CTs were too retarded to walk into my shooting range, thus receiving headshots in line
>admin apologizes and giveme a free hour
>

Is there any porn wit elephants?

Dirty fucking white girl not even wearing shoes. Disgraceful

so you're telling me if i was an elephant, i could molest girls with my trunk and not get in trouble?

based

Based Hivemind

not banned but accused of an aimbot because people were too retarded that hiding behind cover with headheight openings is a good way to get your head shot off

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>that fucking trunk tip movement
Hilarious

Elephants are fucking BASED

Holy fuck this chick is cute.
Goddamn she's my perfect woman.
I want to marry her.

nice tits wew

Stay on topic and answer his question

I duped like crazy on some MMO private server. All my guildmates got banned, because they made it too obvious, but I was never caught.
I also programmed cheat tools for my guild for the same game, never got caught doing anything.
The only people who get caught are idiots that are using someone else's tools without knowing how to do it without getting caught. The get a power high and forget everything else.

a let's player

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>that elephant is getting more action than me

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you cant play with a huge adult elephant smartass

Same here, i lured people to the wildy back in Runescape pre-EOC. It was amazing

Im sorry once shes fully matures you wont be able to reach her pussy without ladder

>guy takes the phone for her, let's elephant have its way

PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH

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You can, it jus wont end well

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Jews

The only thing I can think of is that elephant despite his size is really fucking heavy, he's gonna break her neck

Non white dude here, why are most white women spiteful people?
I almost got run over by one and she still honked at me.

same reason why they fuck niggers.

ABSOLUTE UNIT!

I used to snipe in C&C Renegade with aussie 400 ping. The hit detection was largely client side so I got a lot of shots people thought were illegitimate. I only ever got kicked once though.

Back in the day I had a dude accuse me of modding for rapid firing a Walther into him on CoD WaW

The 90s were the best. Pretty much anything was allowed but if you were "laming" (pretty much what's called griefing today), the server admin wouldn't ban you. They had these god mode powers and they would do things to shame you and keep you in time-out.

Like in Jedi Outcast, they could freeze you in a crusified pose where you would stay weightless and everyone in the server could punt you all over the place at their leisure. In other games, you would be teleported into a jail cell. In certain NWN modules, you'd get sent into the catacombs where you just get killed over and over again while naked.

Were you jay walking

LMAO, dumb white bitch

i wish they never got bigger than that

I loved CnC but never played Renegade because its an FPS was it worth it?

Elephants are cool, if you don't like Elephants you're a faggot

I want to see her get fucked by an elephant.

Did she died?

dont be a nigger next time

>be someone else
>don't know what's going on because I'm right here

me on the left

Who doesn't like elephants?

yes

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i know right? people always post them with monkeys

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lmao looks like gta 5 ragdoll

What a cute and dense little guy, if I were here getting her spine rearranged I wouldn't be as jovial as her

>women can make babies so we don’t discourage them
How is that an excuse?

I used to play in CAL in CS before the Steam days. I got up to M, we used to scrim with I and M teams and win mostly.
I would get banned in pubs often, so I only played on a few whom admins knew I was legit.

I had a nigger report me for using movement tools after I revived him and escorted him through a dangerous zone

I've always imagined petting an elephant is like rubbing your ballsack after you haven't shaved it in a couple of days.

People that where attacked by one

What animal does Yea Forums love more: Elephants or Penguins?

That was such a shit movie

Childish women are cute
Childish men look retarded

Jaguars

Yea Forums loves elephants, Yea Forums loves penguins

Not an elephant but
youtube.com/watch?v=wOP0pz0socI

Negros

Yeah it was great fun. Some of the best multiplayer experiences I've ever had.

Cats

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Holy shit she's THICC

This places often dont treat elephants well fyi.

Yea Forums is an otter board

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You just know

Fuck birbposter.

gamer girls

It's kinda surprising how helpless baby humans are compared to so many other animals. I mean, a lot of them can walk within 10 minutes of being born.

Old Yea Forums loved cats, but most people realized they're retarded assholes who are detrimental to the environment.

what places

childish women are obnoxious

What game

your pussy deterrent is working just as advertised, rest assured

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Our brains are more complex and maybe the prolonged child-parent relationship causes us to have deeper bonds.

chicken, turkey and cows, delicious

So...what's the reason?

Kinda like Yea Forums themselves lmao

All women are user, but they are cute and sexy, and they have a hole that feels great, so they can do whatever they want.

It's more that we haven't evolved to be born into environments where death can be around any corner. I wouldn't be surprised if our ancient ancestors were able to be up and around at an earlier age.

Fuck you pedo

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>they have a hole that feels great
how does it feel to put your cock in said hole?

childish men play video games past 21

Bags of sand

>Cat
There is this cat that hangs around my friends shop, it has a broken leg and a messed up eye, i think a car hit it and i been really sad the past few days thinking about it. I asked my buddy about it and he said the cat just showed up one day.

I cant help it cause surgery cost like 1000 dollars at least. Im gonna buy some cat food at take it to my friends work, its a carpentry shop and the owner lets the cat hang around they feed it so at least it has a place to chill.

Ampharos

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Our pelvises are shit and narrow because we're bipedal so our babies have to be pushed out in pre-pre-pre-alpha

Chinks, they like their ivory but feel it's too cheap so they have their poachers kill elephants en masse to drive up prices.

FEET

The places were you play with elephants, often the elephants are abused so they let themselves be used as a tourist attraction.

Kike influence in the media.

I love that elephant so much.

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During 2008 I was banned from BA CoD UO Base Assault servers cause for them I was cheating.
Told admins I was a fucking regular from CuF League servers, told admins that two hours before I was playing Red Orchestra after pulling an all-nighter on Operation Flashpoint Resistance server.
Told them that CoD graphics were so bad that I could easily see them through everything and since Red Orchestra had and still has the worst FOV settings as 50 meters of distance in RO appear like 100+ meters in real life and pixel hunting them was so fucking easy.

True. All humans are born prematurely since we can't get them out otherwise. We could probably walk at the start if we had more time in the oven.

Why did the elephant do this?

Hmmmm

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Sometimes they strike back, though.

Based user, cats are cool.

You're a man she doesn't find attractive, she therefore considers you worth less than the dirt she walks on and wishes all men like you would just disappear from her goddess sight.

Of course she's far too stupid to realise that its these men that pump her water and run her power grid. She thinks those things just spring into existence through the sheer manliness of the eight different handsome men she's fucking. So she wishes all those other men who bother her with their annoying hopes & dreams would just die.

Oh, yeah that wouldn't surprise me at all. I'm not a fan of keeping animals in captivity unless it's a sanctuary helping injured animals.

otter hivemind

Final fantasy xi

Yeah, if there are sanctuaries that take good care of their exotic animals they wouldn't be in these pay-to-play bullshit. Not to say that this is immoral in a vacuum, but the behind the scenes shit you best bet they're mistreated

have sex

I remember in the original battlefront 2 you could glitch yourself behind almost every wall in the game and still be close enough to capture points to contest them. You could also shoot people through walls and if you had a force character with force choke and something else you could switch powers mid choke and hold them indefinitely without doing damage or losing force points. You also couldn't be vote kicked if you used non latin characters for your name so it took server admins months to figure out how to kick by IP.

Shit was so fucking cash. It was incredible how easy it was to exploit and troll. I also remember downloading a thing called pizza trainer that gave you infinite health and infinite force etc but ultimately the exploits built into the game were more fun. God damn people used to get so mad. What a fucking game that was, they sure don't make em like that anymore.

Or if it's the only way to protect them from being hunted into extinction.

you just know

>WoW in TBC, prior to WotLK
>Get hacked
>Hacked account gets banned because goldfarmers use it to advertise their sites
>Eventually get it back, then have to get it unbanned
>Miss WotLK opening event and launch because of it
Still sad i missed the ghoul event

holy mother of virgin cope

white people have more empathy than other races generally

Elephants
I know there's the meme with the suicide penguin running into the unknown, and an antarctic non flying bird that can swim really well is cool, but I've always had a soft spot for elephant because of their history in war.
I always want to make them work in vidya when they appear.

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Fuck, meant

Yeah, can't really debate that when you see what has been done to Rhinos and other animals by poachers.

Pretty much this, theres videos of elephants trying to save "drowning" people who are just swimming in a river or helping people up when they fall. I think I've read elephants also find us cute the same way we find cats and dogs cute.

>humanity took time to breed cats without legs
>humanity took time to teach noble wolves to be pocket beaners
>humanity took time to create bronies sex slaves in real life
>Still no plan to make mini elephant bros that can live in a human house
Fuck humans.

source?

>humanity took time to teach noble wolves to be pocket beaners

lmao

But elephants are terrible for war

Why are the most retarded creatures always the cutest?

Did it strike because she covered her face and it suddenly didn't know what the fuck she was?

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used to get banned for aimbot/wallhack a lot because i played assault on cs 1.6 so much that i learned all the spots for shooting through walls at people. i'd kill an admin through a wall and just get immediately banned without him even spectating me.

it was really fun though and i miss it. assault sucked on later versions of cs and the only assault servers left on 1.6 are heavily modded.

Is this the animal thread?

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doesn't matter

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Less skill point investment in the intellect stat means you can invest into cosmetic skills. See women.

Probably Thailand or & one of those shitty places where they abuse them

The Elephant just straight hate humans and he was slighlty annoyed by the white chick

maybe, maybe it was the flash, or maybe it really just wanted the phone

American women look like THIS?

Because she's a whore, elephants can smell that

pröö listening to smooth jazz

We love elephants, we just relate to penguins.

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Have you seen women without makeup on? Their cosmetic stat is shit, they need tons of buffs and equipment just to get it to a decent level.

Why do niggers eat cow shit?

I do what i can user. I dont like seeing animals in pain. My buddy says no one minds the cat and no hurts it, they just let it be and chill. I asked him if he minded me taking some dry food to the shop and he said there is no problem, the owner had bought a bag too but they ran out. But yeah at least the cat will have some food to eat and not have to hunt on a broken leg.

Shit sucks man, its been really bumming me out to the point that even my mom asked if something was wrong cause she saw me getting all depressed.

Crocodiles. I've yet to meet a Yea Forumsirgin who hates them outside of a reactionary response or in jest.

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Because they learn from nature

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No, it wanted the phone. You can see it reaching for the phone in the end

Disguise and camouflage skills should not be underestimated. They're very excellent in our current meta and as things are going right now they might get buffed even further.

I'd pork her

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It's a double-edged sword having a capacity for empathy so deep you carry emotional burdens you shouldn't necessarily be having. I hate it.

because it's a filthy fucking animal

Whats the name of that thing, id like to read about it?

imagine the smell

is that a fucking pistol shrimp or whatever?

I love how some animals get along with each other

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Mantis shrimp.

THATS SOME PIG

Look at the secretions coming out of the elephant's glands on the side of the head. Never approach elephants like that, they're fucking mad when that shit happens.

>be 10/10 chad
>play CS:S on my computer in my home, in my comfy wooden kitchen stool with splinters coming of it
>play aussult map as ct
>buy deagle and machinegun
>sneak in the side door with my team
>terrorist flashbanged team
>spin out of control gunning like crazy
>flash fades away
>killed my entire team
>get sniped in the head
>terrorists wins!
>every one laughs at me
>didn't get kicked for teamkill

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It's been a while since I've seen this posted.
You're going to hell user.

Chinks should be exterminated

this elephant has definitely run across obnoxious flash bulb phone users in the past. he knew exactly what he was doing when he decked the bitch

NO PICTURES

No.
I've never hacked or cheated. I've been accused of cheating plenty of times in any game I've bothered to play long enough to get good in.

Better that than the moronic unfunny unoriginal comments thread. Much of Yea Forums during this period of the day deserves to be gassed.

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But that's a snake?

Look at it's skin color

Based turtle

I read a report that often the animals are the same ones you see in animal shows. So in the morning, they have all the elephants for the tourist and at night they get taken to this shows to perform for people. Obviously elephants are not made for this so they hit the animals to teach them.

Nah a lot of this places are the for profit places that hunt the animals themselves.

The issue is that this places hide themselves as sanctuaries, there was even some report of a circus being investigated for animal abuse and then there was some story of the elephants being "rescued" by a sanctuary. Except here is the twist, both the circus and the sanctuary were owned by the same company and the "sanctuary" was just as bad. From what i read the legit real sanctuaries were you can play with the elephants are actually rare and most actual sanctuaries don't even let you play with the elephants. I mean think about it, why would elephants like a bunch of random humans tourist playing with their offspring. That's not normal elephants behavior.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

their trunks can be sensitive, notice how the gooks just throw water at them while the white woman starts to brush the elephants trunk with a coarse brush

GIMME MILKIES

We banned straws for these fucks

degeneration

Every day I have to remind my white wife to subdue her white female instincts from fucking our barnyard animals. She gets pissed at me everytime.

Those aren't gooks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

Hr was horny and lonely.

The most grotesque victory of the clown world so far.

They don't, it's just obese, triracial Amerimutts such as yourself are programmed to attack whites at the least chance.

I wish food would fight back like that every time some instagram thot tried to take a pic of it

But also there are videos of elephants crushing and totally destroying people in their path. You just can't call animals "benevolent" when their instinct behaviour can kill you in the most horrific way

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they are wild animals

yes

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Ive been accused of hacking in dark souls by a salty invader.

Because it's an animal, a lesser creature, they sperg out and act violent for no reason at all like niggers.

Cute. I want to pet the belly.

>he's a faggot that played CS
>that went to LANs just to play CS
>exclusively to play competitively in the least competitive, least fun FPS to grace vidya

I was talking to my sister and she said something similar. She said "user i understand you feel bad for the cat but you cant just let it depressed you to the point that it paralyzes you, because then you cant even help anyone at all. Help who you can but you alone cant solve all the pain you see". Which is very true, i feel bad for the cat but if i let it depress me to the point of control then i cant help anyone at all.

You think you have it bad at ghetto? At least most ghetto people are too stupid to really fool you, white motherfuckers play shit ton of two-faced games and most are with each other, so many backstabs when it comes to social shit, they evil motherfuckers.

I'm guessing those are stone crabs.
Stone crabs can regrow their claws when they lose them. Some places will farm stone crabs by removing just the claws and selling them as food. Then they let the claws grow back and do it again.

I assume that the crabs will remove their own claws as a defense mechanism when they're in danger. Whatever was attacking them will take the claw and leave the crab to run away.

Sounds like you weren't gud.

fucking based

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Sharks are really blind idiots,cant tell a human and turtle from a seal

CUTE!

is that guy on the back playing a dragon ball roblox game?

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I got accused of cheating on day 1 of Dark Souls Demastered. I rushed through the game and did SL1 invasions and shat on everyone. The comment is still on my profile, I keep these like a trophy.

Elephants are not made to be tourist toys anons. Elephants are abused so they can be broken into letting random people get close to them. Its a wild animal, it doesn't want random people touching it all day every day.

I think it's because we live longer.
is this some kind of special breed?

>non-white dude here
Simple, whites "tolerate" you, they don't like you.
If we could, we would kill you all.

wait what

What does elephant skin feel like? Is it soft like my foreskin, or rough like the callouses on my toes?

Or... you can help the cat as well as others.

Crazy.

Because they're trash
>Only survive due to the goodwill of governments around the globe
>Grossly out of place in today's africa
>Will fuck up any ecosystem they're left alone in
>Get heavier as they age until it's detrimental to their health
>Absolutely no empathy for fellow members of their specie

In comparison elephants are super cools

Le monke.

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Outskilled

Elephants have tits, not udders

It's hard as fucking rock.
It's why no one eats elephant meat.

lel yeah

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I meant in the sense that sometimes you dont have the means to help. I can bring the cat food, but i don't have the money to cure its leg.

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No it's cause they actually want sex and not some 5 inch dick.

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cheetahs

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Probably really rough.

Outfuckingplayed

>Absolutely no empathy for fellow members of their specie
That's an advantage.

>Will fuck up any ecosystem they're left alone in
That's also an advantage, any non-human is a potential threat.

>Only survive due to the goodwill of governments around the globe
That's all millennials.
Are you telling me anyone in Yea Forums could survive on their own?
You are a generation of autismos and weirdos who would kill themselves without access to social media.

>elephants are super cools
Well, you can sell their tusks, that's pretty cool.

Long lynx is long

Also imagine having to be that cat...

BASED

YOU JUST KNOW

>It's why no one eats elephant meat
Some african tribes do that

>backlash91