Dr Freeman, I presume?

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I can't believe the combine invaded and put ferns everywhere

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EYY, FREEMAN

I can't believe it either

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uguu~

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yehhhh gotta do watcha gotta do y'know ey freeman

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YOU GONNA DO THAT THING?

BADDA BING BADDA BOOM
ASHES

I have ferns in my fully modeled vagina. Send help.

Crashing this plane

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She may not have the tits but does she have the hips, legs and ass?

>guy uses the cinematic mod to become a better modeler
>doesn't make a different kind of plant
>just copy/pastes ferns
wew lad

Need more mossman

Kleiner doesn't look bad

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interesting how little it takes to take Half Life 2 and turn into one of those shitty 3D SEX HERE NOW games you sometimes see on advertisements

how in the fuck can one person be that retarded?
the plan would be crashed into bits, take the reference shot of that plane in the swamp level of L4D2 at least, they still kept a good chunk of it intact but the wing is all fucked up, the plane itself is snapped it half.. fucking hell this just hurts to look at, you don't have to be a genius to understand this shit, you just need common sense

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He's German

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Yeah ok uncle. When are you going to get a gf like me?

THE BREEN IS SO BAD

Why does everything make it look so much worse than the original, a good mod that changes the visuals is smod, smod adds bloom, some subtle effects and adds some small things to aid the setting and it works so much better while not even being the point of the mod.

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No matter how hard mods try, Alyx still looks like a crackwhore.

>that xbox huge bridges
Gets me everytime

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FULLY MODELED VAGINA

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FREEMAN YA PIECEASHIT SMELL THE FUCKIN ASHES DICKWEED

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youtube.com/watch?v=ct1aeWCbo58

>eats sugar cubes straight out of your hands

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yo its fuckin Anthony Fantano

>just put bridges everywhere

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hava seat docta gordan, smell da canoli

i almost thought the pic on the right was real life for a sec when just looking at the bridge

why does he look like he's about to rape you

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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isnt this the immediate aftermath of a fucking alien skyscraper collapse? I dont remember invasive ferns growing this quickly out of the WTC ruins

Pick up that fern

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Hey everybody Anthony Fantano here, C17's busiest teleportation nerd.

The true masters of the combine are actually ferns.

You remember all the new construction going on in City 17 don't you?

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It exposed the fern stratum under City 17.

is he turtlely enough for the turtle club Yea Forums?

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>I will fulfill our destiny

eyy freeman, you want some ravioli? my cousin vinny makes da BEST raviolis in alla new yahk. Tell him i sent youse and he'll give you da "breen surprise" Why is it called the breen surprise? because it chemically castrates you of course! anyways, badda bing baddboom smell the ashes asshole.

what are those monstrous ass dock cranes for?

He probably just picked a plane model and snapped it there.

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Can't believe that are actually contrarian who defend the mod

All the supertankers that dock along the coast of Eastern Europe

You know the ones

Wrex.

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>the combine rolled in to build us new white high rise luxury condos and even made the city a bit greener by donating alll of thier ferns for free
>captcha select all the bridges
oh shit

Years Gordon, get yer ass up an’ smell dees’ nuts *grainy coughing laugh*.

uh it's alien science sweetie i ain't got to explain shit

Are we allowed to say “you know the rules” to this? I feel like we are.
You know the rules.

Basedboy.

Post mossman
I used to fap to the nude models in gmod not gonna lie

The Combine are ICONIC-the weird inhuman gas masks and distorted voices. This is like deciding that the Mongols should be wearing power rangers uniforms. It's absurd.

When are we getting the Hunt Down the Freeman Cinematic Mod?

>Abs

is this for fucking real

Unfortunately.

your momma

Good lord eli's face looks like it's made out of nightmares and the tears of infants.

As much as I love giant ass loading cranes this shit just looks retarded.

lol is this real???

he copied over some models from a porn game, so yes

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IT LOOKS SO REALISTIC

hahahahh what

He looks like the guy from the Six Flags commercial.

Along with the FULLY MODELED vaginas and cervixes, the porn game models also periodically drip pussy juices

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Ya...
WHY DONT YA GET YA FUCKIN SHINE BOX FREEMAN

Ahahahaa

YOU

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What :DDD

Verrry unsettling.

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MY FACE

This one is fake. The model is just positioned with the dripping water effect in the level.

KEKED

Fucking come on now

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EY TON', GET A LOADA DIS FREEMAN FELLA BASHING GRAPES IN WIT A FOOKIN CROWBAH

What the fuck is wrong with the guys doing cinematic mod? Just get high res TEXTURES and overhaul the lighting. Why do we need 150 different Alex models? Why make every NPC look like a horrible goblins? Why add ferns and ridiculous backdrops everywhere?

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It's just one german autist who didn't know when to stop

Although I hear he was pressured into adding ferns by an even bigger autist who said "ferns would grow after the apocalypse" and then threw a shitfit every time someone contradicted him on that point

Life, uh, finds a way.

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Damn I want a house made out of whatever that plane is.

Vanilla Alyx is cute.

not that impressive anymore

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How much of a prick is this dev to think this is actually & objectively good model creation and art direction?

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I remember when this came out, some madman bought it and streamed it. For some reason I watched it. At least the ending was worth it, and the Yea Forums dub.

Corey Feldman: The HL2 Mod

Dios mio...

No, that rule only applies to Kung Pao and even by referencing the rule you invoke it, therefore stream it motherfucker

Freeman sama, dont hit me uwu >.

I'm ootl dafuq is all this, it looks so bad

Apparently Deus Ex has its own version! Couldn't stomach past this scene though so I don't know if there are any FULLY MODELED or ferns anywhere

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Jasper Batt Jr. from NMH2

yikes

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I'm going to see this in my nightmares

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EYY, ALEX WAKE UP YA MOOK TELL DADDY UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES.

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1:fucking 1

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fuckin lol

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Maybe the plane crashes are kept so perfectly intact because they landed on giant piles of ferns

DONCHA JUST LOOOOVE HALLOWEEN

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Damn I was wrong, my bad. Wish I wasn't though and that's not because of my self esteem.

This mod is an absolute trainwreck

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holy shit that bodyframe
he looks like that "mom said its my turn" bear plushie.

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Jesus christ.

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>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT BEER?!

I've known about this mood for years, how the fuck am I just finding out about this now?

Literally a Hartley Hooligan

You can totally see the family resemblance

Dunno user, it comes up pretty much every time Cinematic Mod is mentioned

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Excuse me but what the fuck am I looking at.

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K I N O

The most cinematic mod in the history of gaming

Lurk moar you dumb fucking frogposter

Tempted to download this if it looks just as horrible in the entire game and post screenies on vee next weekend

Ever get the feeling the creator of this mod is one of those 60+ year old perverts you were always warned about as a kid?

He is 50 actually

I want to cum on her abs while she sucks my balls with that huge mouth.

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Yes. Cervix penetration best penetration.

I'm saving them as reaction images

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a hl2 graphics pack designed by a german

VALVE... HIRE THIS MAN!

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How could whoever made this mess see that smile and think "yep it's fine" lmao

STOP BREAKING MAH BALLS MR FREEMAN

and everyone survives!

Is this for real? Like this is a fully playable game with these graphics? What the fuck.

That unironically looks pretty good.

why is he wearing a suit
and who the hell is waxing the floor

im dying

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Fohget about it, freeman.

>The whole point of the canal route was to make it hidden from everyone
>Just add a well maintained bridge with traffic besides the secret base.