Ape Escape

Why is Yumi so yummy?

based spikat bro

She has a huge cock and balls made for Kei's giant ass cheeks.

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Can you give me details?

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Ok.

*cock

APE ESCAPE 4 WHEN?

>that one jap video where she is prone and the guy is looking up her skirt
What the FUCK is wrong with japan?

nothing

Never dude
Sony California doesn't know how to market anything that isn't 2deep4u and Japan doesn't buy home consoles
The only way you're getting another Ape Escape is if Sony makes a portable PS4 after the launch of the PS5 whose games can be played on the PS5
Other than that, it's just dead. Knack and Astro Bot are the closest you'll get.

What does the getchu in sarugetchu mean anyway? Got you?

Being an Ape Escape thread, post your favorite:
>game
>minigame
>gadget
>music
>monkey
>level
>protagonist
>side character
>boss
>moment/memory
>wishes and hopes for the series
And least favorite shit too.

Anyone?

The funny thing is i grew up with ape escape 2 and played the absolute fuck out of it. Never even knew there was an ape escape 3 until recently. Even with nostalgia being so strong i can still say 3 is the better game. Also 3's soundtrack is god tier.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt12PSREHYw

I unironically like her song

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s-she's fast

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3 had soichi terada

I wish more games had the style of Ape Escape 3, it to me it hardly ages.

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What is he thinking?

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...

nice tummy

youtube.com/watch?v=2UjCwCFRegM
so was this a teaser for 4 or what?

I want to hold Sayaka

isn't that from pumped and primed?

>I wish I had maracas like those

How so

hold her dick

1 is full of bangers too
youtube.com/watch?v=JBHWW7l4RpI
youtube.com/watch?v=WF7PnrGYFiA
youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ-gr14L8k

which game is better for first time playing?

not posting THE banger
youtube.com/watch?v=msDc7A4eZUU

1 has the least amount of monkeys so can 100% it before deciding if you want to continue the series

>Game
3
>Minigame
Does the cinema thing count?
>Gadget
Hoop
>Music
End of level theme
>Monkey
Procast T. Nate
>Level
The city in 3
>Protagonist
Sayaka
>Side character
Tomuki
>Boss
Yellow Monkey in 3
>Moment/Memory
Going over to my friends house, he showed me the wild game that is AE 3. We hang out a lot and played that, so good memories of a fun game with my bro
>Wishes and hopes
More games to come out
>Least favourite
The red monkey fight in 3, never been a fan of brap humour

1 then 2 then 3
then million monkeys, pumped and primed and big mission

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Gravity Rush crossover when?

youtube.com/watch?v=en5zhOPLJAQ

princess carry

It could be called Playstation ZERO-Stars Battle Royale.

How bad would a PSAS2 be?

nice

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She looks so smooth

indeed

imagine if spike and kat ______

>sony won't be on tgs

Held hands!

and

Aki is best girl.

>NOT posting THE BANGER
youtu.be/zDyD4quTHVc

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I think you mean this banger user
youtube.com/watch?v=Ig9Es7ri-Pc

>game
Toss up between 1 and 3
>minigame
Ski Kidz Racing
>gadget
Stun Club
>music
fuckin' CORAL CAVE
youtube.com/watch?v=3yjNlZtlEsk
>monkey
Monkey Blue (his 2 design especially)
>level
Saru-Mon's Castle
>protagonist
Yumi (but only cause Kei's gadget swing sound is grating)
>side character
Jake
>boss
Do the Jake mini-races count?
>moment/memory
Renting 2 back in 2003 and just running around the levels doing nothing.
>wishes and hopes for the series
Just to fuckin' come back. Platformers are cool again so it'd be the perfect time.
Also with Terada doing the music again. Imagine what he could do with today's audio technology.
Customizable stun club would be neat.

>no game will ever be cooler than the one that hired an underground jungle dj to do it's soundtrack

shit forgot pic

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KISSED

Helga = Casi > Aki > Natalie > Pink Monkey > Yumi

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AND

The only reason I played this game was a webm I saw of Sayaka climbing a pole
It's one of my favorite games now.

Do you still love her or have you switched to other girls or boys?

I love her and so does my dick

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Ok

Wrong Spike is for Jake

pastebin.com/VKWuGwkx

How?

Jake is for Natalie
Spike is for Helga

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this

Same desu.

>BOUNCY, BOUNCY,
I'm fine with this.

This guy gets it.

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Om is a God of loli.

who's the om of shota?

youtube.com/watch?v=lncxQ_Q0DOQ
The best song in the entire series and nobody even knows because the original PS1 version used a truncated version that's just the synth part looped over and over.

>ask simple question
>no one answers but keeps posting cum garbage brain content
Good thing this series is dead

Not entirely sure. The extent of my shotacon artist knowledge is essentially limited to westaboo fanart. South Park, random Disney, etc.

>There's a guy ITT who is so fucking retarded he had to ask what "Gotcha" means
I can guess his political views with %1000 accuracy

Get you

Maybe someone will answer your retarded question in the afterlife, then. Try it, post results.

just use google translator

based thread

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If that weren't enough to prove he's mentally disabled, his choice of pea-brained insult would suggest he's also one of those moron tryhards who tries to pass off nofap like some serious enlightened asceticism.

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Yea Forums here. Soichi is a legend

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you're awful

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We don't cater to brainlets here.

Guys what is an "Ape"?
>ask simple question
>no one answers but keeps posting cum garbage brain content
Good thing this series is dead

Konami should hire Soichi to do Bemani tracks

Are you done pretending talk about the games?

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God I wish I was Yumi

Fuck dude, I love this game to bits. It's one of my favourite PS2 games. Shame that the only mention I've seen of it in like a year is a bunch of childfuckers

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I'm not a childfucker, unfortunately.

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The number one cause of pedophilia is sexy children.
It's not my fault.

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FIND LOLIS SEXY THE PIGS IN AUTHORITY SAID SO. YOU HAVE TO ONLY BE ATTRACTED TO WHITE SLUTS

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The PS1 version sounds better than the remake. The only differences between the two is that the PS1 version doesn't have the intro build up, and the PSP version doesn't have this little section
youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ-gr14L8k&feature=youtu.be&t=119 . And it's fitting for the PS1 version to not have an intro, the music doesn't start until the alarm in Specter's Castle goes off, getting right into the meat of the song is the game's way of saying "here we fuckin' go"

even pure hearted blacks can consent, nonce

we lolicons are keeping this franchise from falling into obscurity, we are a necessary evil.

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Holy fuck. Link so I can avoid it.

fucking kek

i prefer /bbs/

SHE'S IN!

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oh my!

Saucy. I love Sayaka.

gay

Wow, she's singing about adult things.

>Video of her climbing up a pole so you can see spats.
>She hops up on top and the angle holds.
What the FUCK is wrong in Japan land?

THIS IS NOW A SOICHI TERADA THREAD

POST SOICHI TERADA MUSIC

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PS5 launch title

They love me and want me to be happy?

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm924473

youtube.com/watch?v=LcmGIGO1ilc

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