Protip: you actually fucking can't
Name a better videogame
i really can't
Klonoa
Virtual-On: Oratorio Tangram
if Kojima didn't produce the game you guys wouldn't give a shit about it.
>that zerg rush
>objective:survive
>that giant spaceships attack
>fuck yeah unlockables
>rules of nature before rules of nature
>fight the kid you played as in the first game
>he's older and now he pilots the fucking Vic Viper
bullshit I played it when I was a kid and fucking loved it
Only problem I ever had with it was the first level, it's just a bigass hallway where you got no clue where you're going
Why isn’t the first game remade for modern consoles like 2? I even heard they shit the bed with the original hd remaster.
Because Dingo Dongo's Bingo Bongo is better
The protagonist is insufferable stupid little fuck.
One of the cases where the sequel is an improved version of the game in every way that matters
how do you get lost in a hallway, just go forward
>meme legged robots
>whiny anime preteen protag
far superior robot franchise coming through
But how is the gameplay?
ok ok you got me
It's a bigass space station FILLED with hallways
fun
I can name several.
ZoE is meant to be a direct to video OVA, ZoE2 is meant to be a Blu-ray release.
ZoE3 with humans turning I to orbital frames in ancient Egypt never ever :/
Cool, I'll give it a look. I'll admit I care not at all for ZoE's story, but it too is fun
Literally any other action game
The music, setting and aesthetic completely fucking blew me away. Shit was insanely unique and invigorating. It is a crime they didn't do more with it. Everything other than this single game was complete garbage. The first game, the animes. Based on what the third game was going to be, it would have been shit too.
How the fuck can a video game be a better anime than an actual anime? Eat shit Evangelion
>phallic cockpits
wow nice meme 3x3
get some fucking taste, you sheep.
imagine unironically having 3x3s for a media as shallow as videogames
absolutely disgusting
I remember picking this game up when I got my ps2. Didn't understand shit. Got stuck halfway through the game and remember it being unsolvable, returned it to get DoA instead.
Well, I think Anonymous Agony: File #1 - Contamination, to be an exemplary display of what videogame can achieve, and it definitely is better than ZOE2.
It’s not even Kojima’s best game