I want to let waifufags know that even if your waifu was real, you would be the last person on earth she would dote on

I'd have a pretty good shot with her because her love interest is an otaku, like myself. Hell I'd have a better shot with her than the MC because I'd treat her just as nicely, if not better, and actually be capable of acknowledging her feelings and not being a blind jaded idiot.

Dilate

so is she romanceable now or not
it'd be the only reason i pick up the game

untrue

>you would be the last person on earth she would dote on.
Not true, she was brainwashed to love the person she did so there's no reason I can't do the same.

Based

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I don't care a lick about your post but bun Sae is based

I imagine that my waifu is straight and in love with me, so she absolutely would want to be with me if she was real.

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Not true!!!

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What do you mean? Seriously, you fucks throw this buzzword around constantly but it never makes any sense.
Look at the definition of this word and explain what you're trying to say.
Are you trying to tell me to be more open about things? I'm pretty open already since I've casually talked irl about my love for my waifu and my dakimakura of her.
Do you want me to go more in depth about how I love her?

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I regularly imagine licking your waifu's tummy

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Yeah sluts tend to have low standards

But I'm a handsome boy...

Not like many would go for her with that forehead.

>Yukari
>Slut

Otakus are all transsexual. Dial 8.

Again, you're not making any sense. Did shitposting rot your brain to the point where you can't speak anything but nonsense and buzzwords?

We know that you dumb faggot, that's why 2D > 3DPD.

same but with her pits

If an actual girl would ever dote on me, I wouldn't give the time of day to imaginary drawing girls.

I'd be the last person she would dote on but I would also be the first person to rape her.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_reassignment_surgery_(male-to-female)#Genital_surgery
Might want to read this. Wouldn't want that hole of yours closing up. Didn't your surgeon tell you about this?

cringe ESL

I love Anne.

What hole? My asshole? The tip of my dick? My mouth? How are any of these going to magically close up?
How do you go from using words you don't know the meaning of to projecting about trannies? What sort of brain damage do you have?

The tip of the dick you cut off, tranny.

The only thing cut from my dick is foreskin.

>ann
Pleb choice. Behold the beauty patrician would choose.

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Explains everything.

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>de-foreskinned
Absolutely cucked.
But you're right. They didn't cut it off. They turned it inside out. Isn't it time you went off to dilate?

Anne is a wonderful girl.

Imagine her telling you chuuni nonsense as she bounces on your cock

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If my dick got turned inside out, how the fuck would I simulate my first time with my waifu through Koikatsu VR and an onahole?
Why are you projecting so hard about trannies anyways? Did you get tricked by one?

Don't worry, she's bald too, see

>If my dick got turned inside out, how the fuck would I simulate my first time with my waifu through Koikatsu VR and an onahole?
You're a bigger degenerate than the average transexual. Still, I don't buy it. Now go dilate, tranny.

My waifu is my top priority, being some faggot mutant would directly prevent me from being able to get as close as I can to passionately loving her. Even a 50 IQ brainlet should be able to understand that much.
I'm curious about why you're so obsessed with trannies though, did you get tricked by one? Cucked by one? Maybe you are one, and that's why you're shilling your board?

This is a preemptive strike.
Now go dilate, tranny.

>This is a preemptive strike
So because I'm not a tranny at this point in time means that it is possible to become a tranny? Therefore I am preemptively a tranny, is that what you're getting at?
By that logic you're preemptively a tranny too, hell everyone on earth is a tranny, even animals are trannies too because we'll reach a point for them to transition as well.
Fucking retard.

Also there you go using dilate again. I want you to explain what you think that word means, because I gave you the dictionary definition of it, and you still aren't using it properly.