Protagonist's appearance slowly degrades over time

Angry Joe isn't even an alliteration, you stupid memefaggots

mad mike

t. Seething Sanchez

I think Fable did this right?

DarkSydePhil

Fat Bastard

FUCK YOU FOR BEING CONCERNED WITH MY HEALTH IT'S MY PROBLEM

>476284234
He's turning american

Spec Ops: The Line.

Disgruntled Dominguez

FOUR HOURS Felipe

Joe is the perfect example of how genetics take a huge role into the hairline
he is getting fat, bloated, stressed, and more pissed than ever, but his hairline is almost intact
maybe he is balding on the back, though

Fable

Jeff Gerstmann

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>tfw stopped drinking soda
>face slimmed down within a week
>skin finally clear after two weeks

Don't drink soda every day kids.

only babbies drink soda regularly

fable

[COUGHING INTENSIFIES]
fug

Yes

Ever wonder why Angry Joke wears all that makeup? Yeah, this motherfucker is at least 120 pounds fatter than he seems at first glance.

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crazy charlie

>Gain public recognition and stable income
>Instead of using that newfound power to improve yourself to the best you can be and tie all loose ends from the past you just lay back and do nothing else while you slowly become a fatter, slightly richer yet far more miserable version on yourself

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

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Max Painal

mass effect two if you play renegade

just go for the sugar free variant m8.

that happens to everyone, its called ageing.

spec ops the line

Why has there never been a single player game released with the inntention to continously release dlc to continue the story? I'm not speaking 1 or 2 small scale a couple hours dlc. But big expansion packs released once or twice a year for like 5 years

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Real life, idiot. Everybody becomes constantly uglier as they get older.

Shovel Knight..

does drinking [soda] diet count?

Real games

Shovel Knight

Assblasted Alejandro

Wreck-it Ralph

AssBlast Jose

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Frustrated Fernando

Aggrivated Aarón

I am sorry, but thinking you are going to lose weight in a week, noticable by eye, just by cutting out sugary water, that's just pure delusion and lying. Or you weight was over 600lbs to begin with.

Shadow of the Colossus was the first game I remember this happening in.
I honestly can't think of any other examples that work this well.

Shadow of the colossus

Getting scarred in Fable was so cool.

assassins creed and sneed 2

Jang-Ri Oh

Mad Max

>fucking love Hot Cheetos so much
>doing good on my diet
>2.5 weeks no cheating, not even a stray calorie
>pass by co-workers desk, she has hot Cheetos
>immediately want some
>ask for a handful to satisfy craving
>not enough
>end up buying three of the large bags and eating them

If I had more self control I would've dropped more weight, I've gone from 294 to 244, but I think I would've lost more if it weren't for those fucking chips

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Being a gamer is good after all, I don't care about food.

I know your pain, fellow fatty with no self control.

his name is /r/eddit, the same as everyone replying to you

>everyone
I have a plan! It involves you!

>Be low health
>Scarf down all my fuckin food
>Immediately inflate into a fat bastard, dobson-style
>Have to farm rotten tofu from the same shop over and over that will only sell 1 piece a day so i can get back down to normal weight and not look retarded

Fucking burgers lmao

Why does this guy trigger Yea Forums so much?

shadow of colossus
megaman 4
star force 1
megaman zx / zx advent
draw my life 2 ds game
shin megami tensei nocturne (that path)
castlevania dawn of sorrow
castlevania 2
there are alike 3 more nes, and few on snes

He didn't like Alita but he loves all Marvel capeshit, I can't stand him.

Seven Dollar Sánchez

I literally cannot get off coca cola. I am addicted.

Soda is by far the biggest factor for most fatties, once they stop drinking it their weight just plummets. But probably not in 1 week

Is 2 sugar tea ok?

Dilate Dorian

No.

He's not even doing his reviews anymore. Fat lazy cunt.

I wonder how many times he's had to replace his signature Superboy shirt and leather jacket because he kept outgrowing them.

jackie chan

salty pete

>ruining your tea with sugar
Dude no

Diet sodas are even worse for you. They have artificial sweeteners which our bodys don't naturally digest. Just drink water like every other living creature on the planet

Seething Sanchez

why drink soda when you can drink water

50lbs is a great start user, you'll get there

Hateful Hernandez

he looks retarded in chaos theory.

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Pissed Paco

HOW DO YOU STOP DRINKING SODA ITS SO ADDICTIVE AND I GET HEADACHES IF I DONT DRINK IT BECAUSE OF A LACK OF CAFFINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH;H

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Just stop drinking it, like walk away bro

Metal Gear Solid

I tried no tea a few times and it just tastes bad, will it be better if I'll keep drinking it with no sugar?

Probably not, you've got terminal sweet tooth.

I had a friend who drank coffee with 3 choco 8 sugar and 3 coffee

try it with some honey, not syrup

>Raul
>Lovac
Jeez, what happened to Croatia?

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I thought Umberto Eco just made this shit up.

EU

no that shit is real, he had 2 hours of sleep playing vidya all night every night