DSP

he’s the damn king

>randomly decided to look at his uploaded videos sorted from oldest to newest to see what his earliest stuff was
>decided to watch his Fable 3 playthrough to see how it compares to his recent stuff
>it's surprisingly comfy for the most part even though all he does is spam level 1 magic
To those who followed the DSP saga, what happened?

>locks himself up in his follower only, heavily moderated streamchat every day
Yeah, he's out there facing them hard.

he moved to washington and now he has no friends he can bounce jokes off of so no one can tell him hes not funny. his lack of human interaction pushed him further into delusion and now hes completely out of touch with reality.
youtube.com/watch?v=26TRjFUdQfE

DSP is the best living example of the duality of man.
One day he's based, the next day he's cringe

The massive congregation of retards who hatewatch him are to blame.

Especially that N I G G E R Tevin

weak bait. We all know he is a snake oil sales man, having to pay unlimited taxes and forgetting his own stories about his frauds. also jerking off on stream.

DSP will just have to beg daily, he's done as far as i'm concerned. I'm happy that he has to do that every single day.
Boogie2988 is where the real entertainment is right now. Boogs just can't go for one day without losing tons of subs from saying stupid shit.

And just like with DSP, the moment Boogie has 10 channels with 24/7 coverage of assmad around him, he'll realize he never has to work another day in his life, because you retards are about to fall into the same cycle that keeps DSP sustained no matter what dumb shit he says.

He's gotten way too boring now that twitch holds his hand on everything.

except DSP can handle it, sort of. Boogie most definitely can not.

Well it's either that, or going back to a real job. I've seen enough youtubers/streamers who are so used to the disgusting amounts of money they get, that this is like a no-brainer to them.

I don't really like youtubers but I am curious about their fanbase and what I learned is you don't need to have a large number of fans to be monetary viable online. You just need enough autists to stick you through thick or thin. However I don't know how long it will last because everybody dies or move on at a certain point so I don''t think it will last forever without a new influx of fans.

Boogie will survive. Even if he loses 90% of his fans, he will still be above DSP. Even fucking CGR/mark still has retards buying all his shit.

Speaking of...
youtu.be/gy0PSP5up1E
Heres the best compilation of his ctr playthrough

Um... You can't talk trash on the greatest U.S. Street Fighter player.... Just saying...

He immediately owned up to fapping to stream and with his "so what?" attitude made his haters seethe. For Christ's sake he even wanted his face a chat emote, but twitch wouldn't accept it.
People could learn a thing or two from Phil.

his DSP Tries It videos give me nostalgia even though I never watched many of his videos, especially not years ago, but somehow it has the feel of a cozy, older internet. it's kinda gay that all his shit is just spamming nonstop vidya footage, I'm not saying that shouldn't be the bulk but spice it up a little bro*

*I don't know if he has other material on another channel and don't give enough of a fuck to actually google it

thats a lie. he tried to hide it and only owned up to it when keemstar brought it up cause he thought it would go viral like his projared tweet but it diddnt amount to nothing cause hes an uninteresting lame.

It's why DSP's case is so interesting. Nobody knows who the fuck gives him money, he always pulls through no matter what apocalyptic scenario he's thrown into and comes out smelling like roses.

From what i've seen, people wanted DSP's career to be ruined so bad, they accidentally became lolcows themselves. Just a little browse through the "detractorsphere" on twitter sends you off into a rabbit hole of eternal assmad and seething. If you youtube search "DSP tries it" It's 24/7 coverage by the same people who look like they've entered some autistic trance, where they just can't stop making videos nitpicking every consonant and vowel that comes out of his mouth.

So now you have a situation where DSP's haters are so obnoxious, people would rather give the guy money to piss off those people rather than shit on DSP. It's pretty funny how that works.

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Updated list of Phil Burnell's victims:

John Rambo
PandaLee
Blip.tv
Retsupurae
Machinima
Laveria
Sons of Kojima
Fred Fuchs
Kimberlie Brink
First Order of the Falcon
Kiwifarms
The Bronsgeests
MisterMetokur
Spawnseat
Washington Department of Revenue
Internal Revenue Service
King of Pol
Vidar / BSV
Almighty Tevin
TotalBiscuit
Jetrex
Lowtiergod
Tutankhamunn
Shadowbrokers
SecretlifeofDSP
Joshua Conner Moon
Super Best Friends
The European Parliament
Emerald Seven
Austmink
Silentwarrior
Emperor Swaggins
ProJared
UKIP
BadBunny
Etika
Mumkey Jones

This motherfucker's out for blood. You have wronged him, and he has grown strong enough to launch an offensive. After years of careful planning, he has set it all into motion. Everyone will go down, until he is the last standing content creator on twitch and youtube. You can still surrender and keep your dignity, it is not too late. Leave him a tip of a couple hundred dollars, and he may pardon you in his campaign to outlast the internet.

He tried to hide it.
He was "scratching his leg" for a few days before banning people, then admitted it after.
He wasn't streaming on twitch when it happened, it was on youtube streams.

Some guy who's known for masturbating in front of retarded children.

He’s outlived everyone. How does he do it?

You need that absolute trash human being to make yourself feel better.

>DSP
>not LTG

>or anything deemed 'unredeemable'
He IS unredeemable, but does it really matter? He's the shitter you make fun of and abuse, and he just takes it because either that or no shekels. Win-win situation.

I hope to honestly start streaming about a week before he leaves the internet for good, and tell everyone I outlasted DSP.

>Lowtiergod
God I wish

Yeah, his remaining fanbase split up. One side that stands with Phil, and believes in his war against the detractors. That's how Phil really brainwashed these autists. And the other side, ex-fans, now detractors that can't imagine their life without Phil, so they keep crawling back to him. He's getting himself into a comfortable financial situation where a whole bunch of autism is working out well for him.

youtube.com/watch?v=j8Xx3IM1tpM

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I hope he sticks around because he makes me feel better about myself. Look at this guy, in his 30s and he looks defeated.
He might be outliving everyone but he's still in a coma. I don't know how to describe it, he has the face of a 60 year old man whos been beaten down by life.

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Where's the loss version

DSP is unstoppable, just like the detractors losing their virginity.

I have no idea what you're talking about

He looks like hanna barbera droopy.

uhh no
duhuhu

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LOW

TIER

GAAAWDDD

that nigga face look like its melting

the 480p camera probably doesn't help, but it really looks like his cheeks are sagging which leaves him with almost a permanent frown.

Someone post the pic of him fucking panda

the face of a winner.

He's nearing 40.

i wonder how that debacle would've gone down if the angle of the webcam was just a tad lower. i mean that seems like such an insane weird combination of luck and misfortune -- not one frame of his dick?

How come Tevin manages to gather literal autists in his restreams?

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Based Phil does it again

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His dick is way too tiny to be caught on cam anyway

Yeah angry crow shouldn't be mixing with these people

Pretty based.

He should count his blessings he still uses a 480p camera, he's starting to look extra unclean lately and his hair has started falling out.

>DSP's recent tirade on any video games that have any kind of dating mechanic
The entire thing screams how healthy his marriage is.

open this on 3 tabs and put them at different time marks
enjoy you're brain aneurysm

>What are you talking about? my hair is fine, dood! In fact my hairdresser said its the fullest head of hair she's seen since she opened shop! ban this detractor meme!

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what about the coom?

His haters are more autistic than he is, so it's easy to choose to ignore him entirely rather than be lumped with those faggots.

Y

get that ass timed

You fence sitters that think you're better than everyone else are the worst. You're worse than any side of this conflict. You either pick one side or you don't engage in the conversation at all.

>you have to engage in meaningless internet wars or you're worse than me!
okay lol go make an eight hour video of this piece of shit who lives rent free in your head, Tevin.

anyone has ack ack ack laugh compilation?

The TIHYDPs of the Metal Gear games and Dark Souls are amazing.

Survival instincts make him bulletproof. It's either he continues as a streamer or he is done for. Him going into a legit career with his name being this tarnished will be extremely hard and he knows it. His haters are probably mentally ill at this point. He literally can't do anything right when it comes to his haters. They will absolutely criticize every aspect of him, every sentence he says. DSP offers more than enough legit points to attack but they hate on 100% of his entire existence.

And yet still he has an audience that makes him earn way more than average.

Dark Dave's Mirror is the only true way to watch DSP

i've watched every worthwhile TIHYDP i think, but the dark souls 2 DLC stands out as some truly golden content. should probably rewatch soon. he was so salty over his cheesy build not being as effective

Why does he look like an American version of Ricky Gervais?

Yep, they are amazing. Might re watch as well.

Everything after he was too conscious to it all and it became insincere.

>guys please
>tip or donate

DSP is lucky he never leaves the house or else he would have dealt with a rape accusation long ago.

> OUR GUYYYYY
> his favorite type of games are sony movie games like Until Dawn, Detroit and Men of Medan hated on Yea Forums
yeah sure kids, he's your bro

>mfw

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This guy would survive a Zoe Quinn rape accusation.

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His favourite FPS is Duke Nukem Forever.

you forgot he's a retard and shit at games, like Yea Forums

it was the twitch ban that got him shook now hes like sterile or something hell just stay quiet cause hes scared of losing his cash cow

It's the power of the combination of being spineless and not giving a fuck.

*illegally restreams your content*
*receives illegal positive contributions*
*scares your wife away from the internet*

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It's uhm....Tevin's fault.

Is there anything this black man can't do?

shamelessness and desperation

youtube.com/watch?v=3kVmkGaGGXg
10 HOURS

Isn't his wife mentally ill?
She got locked in a cupboard for being a witch or something and has been involuntarily commited.
She also ran out of the house and cried on the curb by herself because people called her a horse.

DSP lore is bizarre.

Internet fame is usually very fickle and a lot of people end up failing dramatically and when the shekels of Youtube dry up they end up a laughing stock and then just depressing.
DSP always begs for shekels every start of the year. If he was smart he'd save that money instead of spending it wildly.
DSP will always persist because 1. He was one the first people to do gaming videos on Youtube and 2. There's a dedicated amount of people who watch his shit to laugh at his antics.
DSP will outlive Pewdiepie on Youtube. It's devine fate. Trust me.

It's easy for him. It's a documented fact that he streams almost every day for long periods and all the other times he was with his ex-gf or his wife.

>And yet still he has an audience that makes him earn way more than average.

is this for real? how much is ole Phillip pulling in a month?

>10 hour video that likely took a whole day to render and even longer to compile
>"i-i-it's Phil who's the autist"
detractors are unironically beneath even Chris-Chan in autism.

More like the detractors all live rent free in Phil's head. I lel at how he's stealing a detractor meme and trying to "own" it. And yet won't unban all the people who said it before.

It varies but he just earned 2000$ in a single day not too long ago.

Yeah it's Phil making the 20 hour compilation videos on them, my mistake.

He won't even watch one of his awful videos a second time unless he wants to shake down money from his fans. I cant even watch any TIHYDP videos, I can't stand his voice.

Recent videos surfaced of him throwing down at least 400$ at old street fighter conventions and losing horribly. In his old hotel room videos he complains he's lost so much scratch that its over 4 figures easily.
So you can imagine how is spending is behind the scenes.

he made 19 dollars last night and lost 50 subs it varies a lot

no well-adjusted person with shit going on in their life makes 10 hour reaction videos to some idiot's cringe content. this is truly wild -- this tevan guy is probably more fucked up than DSP in some ways

Detractors who give him money in a weak attempt to troll him are bigger autists

Fixed it for you.

i couldn't imagine being comfortable/okay with such a volatile income, but it's like what someone's already mentioned, his alternative employment prospects aren't too good i suppose

He gets paid more than DSP to stream.

>He IS unredeemable
Because he's bad at video games and a bit of a jerk? Why the melodrama?

No sense talking sensibly to someone indoctrinated into taking Youtuber drama THAT seriously, user. Best to let the retarded play amongst themselves.

god Tevin's commentary is so boring and the retards tipping him are pure autists, also the TTS

you have no idea how he really is, a huge asshole
you are a fucking retard

Tevin is a successful DJ outside of being Phil's detractor. DSP has literally zero talent aside from making people who he interacted with turn against him.

i'm convinced that half of the people who give him money are detractors who want to keep phil streaming. i wouldnt mind it if he wasnt so boring now. don't remember the last time we had a decent TIHYDP.

i haven't watched any dsp content in many moons but i remember him, overall, as just kind of a doofus, sometimes even relatable. but then he short-circuits and swings wide into these weird fits of babyrage you haven't witnessed since you played splitscreen n64 with that weird neighborhood kid in the late 90s/early 00s. dsp is that weird neighborhood kid, just permanently.

That's because to be a DSP fan you need to be a bit special in the head to begin with so the moment those fans turn on him they become really obnoxious haters that is way more vile than the average kind.

he literally doesnt give a fuck, if anyone else was caught jaking off on camera they would try their hardest to make people forget about it or cry how it was an honest mistake and cause some drama war.
DSP on the other hand completely ignored the whole thing and just kept on playng and recording games, his detractors couldnt do shit because he never acknowledged they existed.
Turns out you can survive drama simply by not participating in it

speaking of, has there been any good TIHYDPs semi-recently? i don't think i've looked in like a year or year and a half.

What do you know him personally or something? Just because somebody is a rude crude dude doesn't mean he's a monster.
Honestly, my brother is worse so maybe I'm just desensitized.

not really. i think sekiro was okay, because how much he was raging, but it was still bad. his chat hand-holds him all the time now. such a shame.

>Nearly 5 hours
Fuck off, these retards need to start trimming these shit videos.
TIHYDP used to be hilarious now they're just a circlejerk.

thats why you watch dark dave and just shitpost in the chat

>Retsupurae
:(
But Slowbeef is still around and he's the one who seethes over DSP

i honestly can't even imagine the type of people who would participate in his chat

I can't stand Tevin's soundboard, that autist screeching that he likes to play all the time specifically.

>obnoxious loud noises funny you guys

DSP is just an unremarkable normie retard compared to boogie, boogie is literally insane and going to kill himself and/or shoot up a school if he doesn't have a heart explosion first. Money cannot buy him DSP's relative peace of mind and relatively healthy physique.

boogie is literally "grounded" right now with no internet devices (allegedly he gave his phone etc. to his roommate, a fat dude named Chad lol but who knows that could be bullshit and he's lurking) because he said something racist three days ago and can't contain himself, it is a permanent popcorn fest from now on

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>GO DICK LIGHTNING HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU SCREAM ANWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT OH MY GOOOD DOOD THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT

>What do you know him personally or something? Just because somebody is a rude crude dude doesn't mean he's a monster.
You would know if you followed his shit more closely.

oh god, the dick lightning joke. over and over and over, until i like it. dsp style.

what is glo gang? well glo gang is G L O G A N G

This is not even what happened. He literally survived that entire thing because he started making fun of himself for it, something atypical for DSP and people actually though it was cool that he took it with humor. He literally gained more from his live masturbation session than he lost.

Too bad he didn't keep that attitude up though because it was the first step into the right direction.

i was watching his run of super mario sunshine, and it actually started out pretty well. he actually had a good attitude & wasn't raging, positive vibes in the stream/chat, but then it just fell apart and he was back to old dsp partway through.

>HAAAAHN?? dude some guy's attempting to usurp my throne! ack ack ack ack you have got to be kidding meh. *SNORT* ack ack ack ack. okay yeah, guards, seize him.
>WHAT OUGHT WE DO WITH THE TRAITOR SIRE
>i dun fucking know! just hang him or something!
>SIRE, THE PEOPLE WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM QUARTERED, FOR SUCH FOUL BETRAYAL
>oh okay yeah, like i'm supposed to know that, ACK ACK ACK ACK. well i guess we're doing that! *does a silly face* *leans in to read the chat*

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>relatively healthy physique

"Most people say I look YOUNGER than my age!"

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>Tevin is a successful DJ
any retard can be a DJ
>he literally doesnt give a fuck
are you only pretending to be retarded?
>boogie is literally insane and going to kill himself
someone who says constantly to kill himself on twitter isn't going to do it retard

Do you guys think he could get away with fucking Zoe Quinn in the ass?

Post DSP kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=h3ddFdB6sVE

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big emphasis on the "relatively", DSP is overweight/sedentary and probably has 150LDL so he still has another 10-15 years before every waking hour is a sort of dull, background throbbing pain and clouded mind. but boogie is going to die like fucking tomorrow

He actually looks way better now than he did in the past.

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DSP will impregnate Quinn with his seed turning her into a broodmother and will go on to become president of the United States.

that arm atrophy

Actually, he first tried to deny it, then banned anyone who brought it up, then tried to cut it off by accepting his mistake... and then he went right back to denying it happened. Nowadays, he treats it like everything else he's done, rewriting history so that he is a 'victim', not a bully.

Welp, time to do a few shots of bleach to get that thought out of my head

youtube.com/watch?v=vQoe08-nJoU

Seething Tevin, DSP is an average human compared to the actual shitstains out there.

>someone who says constantly to kill himself on twitter isn't going to do it retard

I would bet such a person actually has a pretty high risk of doing it but most people do not actually want to die and are afraid of the physical aspects/risks of killing themselves, so they put it off until procrastinating on it becomes untenable. As long as he can stuff his face with comfort food and occupy his time with e-bullshit, he can numb the pain enough to stay alive, but it's not going to last too much longer.

People are donating to him to keep him alive for amusement's sake, not because they are fans of him or anything.

His old playthroughs are unironically comfy. Fable 3, Arkham Asylum, Bioshock, Heavy Rain etc.
He started selling out, got an annoying gf and slowly became a complete piece of shit.

>DSP is a bully
>literally has 1000s of people fucking with him at any given moment and they constantly rip on him and steal his content
.....?

dsp is a bully, and he is bullied

>I used to have MUSCLE EVERYWHERE! People would say im strong and intimidating. I was the guy you wanted on your side in a fight!

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doesn't he have gout lmao

>What is Glo Gang?

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He's the Donald Trump of cAAAHHHNTENT creators

i think DSP's IQ might be a skoshe higher

Being unintentional comedy gold= if he wasn´t so emotionally fragile he could milk his image and play on it, but he is too stupid to play on that. ain´the?

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>DSP is a victim
>Banned a man for talking about his dead brother, mad for taking attention away from Phil, then told everyone he was lying about having a dead brother with no proof.

He deserves the trolls.

I'm surprised he hasn't been #MeToo'd.

DSP has been abused so much he has grown skin thiccer than most.

>skin thiccer than most
His entire streams are him getting triggered over the tiniest things. There's no man with an ego more fragile than dsp.

He reacts to things (though less than before) but you can tell it doesn't really affect him

by fucking who, he has been around like two women in the past decade and both of them are autistic enough to get MeToo'd themselves

>if he wasn´t so emotionally fragile he could milk his image and play on it, but he is too stupid to play on that. ain´the?
But he did. He tried to do his own "This is how you don't play" compilation series. He got accused of being lazy because he asked others to pick the clips but how else are you supposed to do a genuine self-deprecating series but with an independent third party pointing out your bullshit to you?

>banning a goon for trying to get sympathy points and how sad he feels abloo abloo
yeah that faggot deserved it, who the fuck talks about their dead brother in relaton to video games anyway? no one cares about your dead brother keep that shit to yourself

>DSP has a fragile ego
>not his detractors that got their ego destroyed after every attempt to kill DSP

The man pauses his entire stream to rant about a cheer that triggered. All the while going "Seriously, at this point, I don't even care ack ack".

Twitter rape accusation soon

what does his chair smell like haha not gay just wondering

Phil's retarded, detractors are retarded, his fanbase is retarded. Anyone involved with this dude is retarded.

People like you who talk about him non-stop and give him free publicity.

Yes, and he has done that for years, and nothing has made him quit despite the level of bullying received that few streamers can match.

Too pathetic to fail, if that makes sense.

PHIL YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL

You think Phil prefers an alternative? The dude has to get up, slouch to his couch, play vidya while reading dumb cheers, and then go drink himself to sleep. Phil takes that kind of living over actually having to get off your ass and get a real job. There's no bravery being displayed here.

youtube.com/watch?v=tEbHp89iCaM

DSP casually outlasts TechTV, G4techTV, G4, SOPA, PIPA, Toby Turner, Retsupurae, LifesAGlitchTV, John Rambo, Howard, Other John, moot, Satoru Iwata, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, GameTrailers, Sons of Kojima, PandaLee, Kiwi Farms, the state of Washington, the Washington Department of Revenue, the Internal Revenue Service, Machinima, TotalBiscuit, Cosmo Wright, Boss Key Productions, TheCreatureHub, August Ames, Capcom Vancouver, Telltale Games, the Best Friends Zaibatsu, Gross Gore, Ice Poseidon, ProJared, Etika, Game of Thrones, Kaz Hirai, Mumkey, Boogie, Giant Bomb, DrDisrespectYourPrivacy, MethodJosh, BadBunny, iNcontroL, Randy Pitchford, Jeremy Soule, Luc Shelton, and Alec Holowka*

Bet you feel pretty stupid now

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>Phil takes that kind of living over actually having to get off your ass and get a real job.
He's a cripple. He used to have a real job.

youtube.com/watch?v=h3ddFdB6sVE

I don't think he has an alternative besides going to a 9-5 office job cold calling people, but he has the short end of the stick in streaming and he thrives like a cockroach despite that.

he should make this an emote
dspChaddsp

Just imagine that's your girl...

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...

Do you think Phil misses her?

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God damn she's hot. I would never be able to get a girl remotely as hot as that. Solid 5.5/10.

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>10 hour videos repeating what DSP just said in a mocking tone
>Trying to bait DSP into being racist repeatedly
>Steals money
>Brainlet fanbase

I don't know if he was trying to accomplish this, but he somehow manages to be the absolute stereotype of a nigger.

>but he did

No he didn't. He tried to, but he absolutely missed the parts that made the "This is How you don't Play" videos good: Him raging at every single thing and looking like an incompetent asshole. His brand of TIHYDP videos were incredibly tame and tried real hard not to paint him in an bad light, that's why he got criticized for them and no one watched them.

...

He fucked her in her best years 18-22 so he got all she could offer.

would the TIHYDP guys like Outsyder work with Phil if he put his ego aside and talked to him about a joint partnership? I got the idea Phil is terrible at business.

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That dude's tevin dicksucking is obnoxious.

>put his ego aside

HAHAHAHA
Nice one user. Nice one.

And guess what? I still got the chair! AAAHAHAHAACKACKACKACK

DSP seemed pretty salt when Panda somewhat resurfaced online so I'd say yes. DSP's relationship with Kat is also anything but healthy.

>People would say im strong and intimidating

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It takes 2 men to hold this big bad boi back when he's only joking around.

>Almighty Tevin
Getting banned from twitch was arguably the best thing to happen to him, but the dude is somewhat well-known in certain circles outside the internet.

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>Getting banned from twitch was arguably the best thing to happen to him
Twitch is shit, but Tevin was growing more active on there and moving away from DSP which is obviously a more healthy thing to do. Now Tevin is going to restream DSP forever purely out of spite.

>Now Tevin is going to restream DSP forever purely out of spite
Crazy times we living in

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There was a stream the other day and some jackass was sending 100 bit cheers so the pop up would show asking DSP for her nudes and what her pussy tasted like. To DSP's credit he didn't throw a fit but you could tell it stung a bit.

>He tried to, but he absolutely missed the parts that made the "This is How you don't Play" videos good: Him raging at every single thing and looking like an incompetent asshole.
No. What makes those videos great is how autistic the people that made them are. That they are so offended by him is half the fun. For example, it's not that funny when DSP makes derogatory comments about Bayonetta alone but it is when someone making a TIHYDP gets very upset by them and inserts their own passive aggressive comments into the video about them. DSP is rarely actually all that incompetent and raging, mostly he's just a gamer of average skill having fun. But that won't stop the autists who think video games is serious business from making boring ass TIHYDP compilations from them.

>healthy
The dude makes way more money on jewtube, it is what it is. Give the audience what they want. I've watched a few of his mixer streams and they are just as active as DSP's streams in terms of viewcount and "contributions" from mixer's brand of fake money.

DSP go and stay go.

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He thrives on it. The "This is not how you play X" videos did more to the guy's channel than anything he actually did.

He's gathered a cult following. I don't watch him myself, but I do sometimes tune in to the drama, whether that'd be his taxes or the house, lack of tips. It's hilarious watching a degenerate man wither away.

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He tried to sympathize with Phil over losing his girlfriend, if you bothered to do your research. Anyone who tries to help him, either by advice or money, just get burned in the end.

I legitimately think it was pretty assholeish of john rambo and howard to make that podcast about DSP. No matter how fucked up DSP is, you're a shitty person if you talk over an hour about how much of an asshole your former friend is on a public podcast episode.

Tevin is Thanos in Endgame.
"Of all my years detracting you Phil, it was never personal... But what I'm about to do to your legacy.. I'm going to enjoy very very much."

>Proceeds to not do much of anything to him aside keeping him relevant, having his fanbase troll cheer DSP to get Tevin's attention, perpetually keeping him in business and owning two cars, two houses and two cats

Damn, Tevin. All according to keikaku.

>lie about having a gf to his viewers
>sells signs on fucking minecraft
>asks 2k FOR A CAT REVEAL
DSP: the twitch thot

>mostly he's just a gamer of average skill having fun
Even if I were to take the rest of what you said at face value, it has been glaringly obvious that a very long time has passed since he genuinely had fun with games.

Why was his World of Warcraft playthrough so weak? How can people justify him running around the map doing nothing for 1,5 hours?

Tevin lives completely rent free in DSP's head and the thing is that he doesn't do anything more than restream and do commentary.

>if we hit the sub goal you guys get to vote on which game you want me to play
>looks like spongebob won but since the remaster is coming out next year Ill play it then

Well he doesn't. And what retard groups like SoK have taught us, the public person likes to keep their hands clean. It's the grunts that do the actual work. Identical case here.

>it's all Tevin's fault my wife can't be on the internet
Yup. He didn't do anything.

If by "grunts" you mean "DSP in incognito mode", I guess that's accurate.

>she hasnt showed her face in almost a year
lmao

Because he is too stubborn to just have fun with the trolls. He must show everyone that asking him to do a WoW playtrough was a stupid idea and how right he was about it being a bad idea even though he didn't even try to make it anything decent.

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At the end of the day, it's a seething nigger living in a section 8 house, reeeing at a dude who owns two properties and is successful solely because the other side is mad.

god she has good milkies from every angle even though she probably smells like stale cigarettes and dog shampoo

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The kiwinigger conspiracy is that she's a beard of sorts, so DSP can have the illusion of a steady girlfriend. Then when they got married, the conspiracy is that she got knocked up at the gym by Tyrone or whatever and they had a shotgun wedding.
Almighty Porch Monkey has a dedicated music room and fiber internet. Section 8 to dominate.

Fuck he's ugly

his every-man charm

stay mad kid

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>Gets more views playing Astral Chain at 3AM than DSP does with a set schedule
Oh yeah. S E E T H I N G. You're just mad, kid.

LTG beat him in an SF4 match and Jim was the one ragging on him

Why am I mad? I wish the dude would chop more music, but I ain't mad at the guy.

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Did Tevin used to be a fan? Why does he dislike DSP so much?

>audible mumble rap music in the distance

Tevin has the worst music taste imaginable

He was after pandaLee

>Had around 350ish viewers for the entire stream
>Uses bots to inflate views afterwards
How sad do you have to be to waste that much effort to look better than than fucking dsp. Comedy gold

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DSP got a bit too personal one day and got him banned on twitch. It's mostly spite at this point.
>chopped and screwed is mumble rap
Look at this actual zoomer, holy shit.

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He used to be a fan, and he's in eternal assmad mode because DSP got his twitch suspended.

It sounds like perfect karma to me, a dude who boosted his career off riding his coattails gets banned before he tries to launch his own boring as fuck streams. I've seen how he behaves on those "gameplay streams". He's got thinner skin than DSP and swings that banhammer around for the pettiest shit.

>uses bots
Okay Sidella. Tell your caretaker to roll you off a cliff.

I dunno, people call him nigger pretty constantly and I've never seen anyone get banned for it. Only bans I see are spambots or just spammers.

Thanks, gookmoot, but please give me the image I requested.

>Implying he doesn't
So, 350 viewers the whole time ( 4hrs ) then suddenly when he stops streaming it jumps up in viewers by 1500?. Are you serious? lmao

Don't bother with these retards. They hate black people and hate Tevin because he makes money off DSP, as if Tevin didn't have a following as a DJ before doing the whole DSP shit