Who would win?
Who would win?
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Didn't Zoe just kill some dude? She's probs the most powerful
I will not buy skyrim again,todd
Who else?
zoe just got to utter their names and they drop dead
Zoe can just say Todd and Randy raped her. Easy win.
>bit of a wanker, kind of a dimwit on Twitter, unfunny
>... some guy? pr rep for a company that's sometimes sleazy, otherwise just a dude
>inhuman scumbag
It's not even close, mac.
shes killed hundreds
Randy is a magician that can't make things dissapear
Quinn is a manipulator that caused a single man who was already mentally unstable to kill himself
Todd is a master manipulator that tricked millions of people into buying the same piece of shit 10 times over.
Todd always wins
this normalfag twitter bullshit is pure cancer and all of you faggots ironically playing along with it are literally siding with actual discord trannies raiding the board
Also todd was in the chess club, he isnt near the calibur of those two scum fucks, one is a literal pedo and the other makes people kill themselves
Zoe Quinn could spur the lynch mob and bully Randy into killing himself. But Todd can lie his way out of a sexual harassment lawsuit by taking her to court.
in a fist fight? Randy.
who would prosper in the long run? Todd
>implying todd would interact with thots or be harmed by their powers
Randy has the true crazy energy and will snap when cornered by todd and zoe
Wasn't randy caught with cp and got away scot free?
Two of them should legit be in jail and one is just a fuckin shitty shiller of video games
Police investigation concluded that it was not cp, just regular porn.
>the police said as they walked with what seemed to be greasy hands
>People thinking ZQ stands a chance
>Against Todd “Buy it once more or I kick down the door” Howard
Todd has made more money and made more impact on society outside of Yea Forums and twitter so Todd
Randy's an embezzling scumfuck
Zoe is a murderer
Todd's just a dude that oversells his ambitions usually and on a bad day just engages in usual corporate PR lying
>no molyneux
it was "barely legal" shit, I fucking hate randy but as far as I know he's not into cheese pizza.
What's funny though is he tried to pretend he had it because he thought the squirting was a cool magic trick
The one that makes bank.
Todd easily, he's a nephalim
>she
would you please call them by their correct pronoun? zoe are a genderfluid
Todd, since rape accusations would just fly right over his head and hit Randy.
the one with the vagina
>She's probs the most powerful
Todd is charismatic and cunning, he's unstoppable late game when given enough prep time
Randy is DSP levels of retarded where his retardation goes full circle and has 50% chance to buff him and temporarily grants him 100% evasion of all incoming attacks for a limited time
The answer is obvious.
But you see Todd got her to do it indirectly.
You don't want to know how I know but...
Todd manufactured the rape claims against Jeremy Soule in order to make him cheaper for ES6 and Starfield.
Zoe saw the claim and had to make it about her claiming that alec raped her.
Jeremy Soule saw this and realized if Alec killed himself games journalism would zero in on the Alec and Zoe case.
That's when Soule ordered the hit and made it look like a suicide. All to draw attention away from the allegations against him that Todd had manufactured.
Am I the only one who can't bring myself to hate Todd? Don't know what it is about him.
I want to strangle Zoe so bad though.
Something about his whiny voice makes him endearing, in a funny way. Like you would not believe that voice matches that face
My moneys on Todd, he's got the Odd Job edge.
barely legal is just cp for pedos who are too scared to look at actual cp
if lolicon is considered pedophilia, barely legal should be as well
Todd's got charisma. He might look like a wimp, but he could get anyone to do his bidding just by asking. The guy even managed to push his product on his own son
Todd always reminds me of those mean as fuck employees in elf costumes in A Christmas Story. The heart warming outfits mixed with the brute force and crap personality just has me laughing, like I can't be mad at them. They're relateable as well, so there's that.
If we were to compare these three to cartoon villains (well, "villains") then Todd is Dinkleberg, Randy is DW and Quinn is Cartman
mommy
completely unfair. Todd is on a completely different level to those pathetic mortals. In under a second they'll be orally pleasuring him while purchasing multiple copies of Skyrim, FO4, FO76, and all related DLC.
It just works. cope, weaklings.
a pedophile, a jew and a murderer enter a bar...
Todd might be a liar, but he still makes far better games than the other two, and he's a charming little manlet.
Zoe doesn't have the power to throw words at Todd, for only he possesses the power of the Thu'um.
Todd, no contest.
Randy would scam the other two into being homeless and then watch his wife get bred by a BBC.
he's not a liar, but he is in regular contact with both greys and the old ones from the lost abyss and wields their powers effortlessly. a THOT and a faggot are literally too easy, kid.
who's laughing now? heh.
>randy
>scamming todd
can't body the toddy
Todd Howard, even though he's a piece of shit, I can't help but like to watch when he's on state announcing some bullshit. He's the kind of villain you'd like to see in a movie about tech companies. The other two are villains too cringy to be in a self-respecting movie.
Randy is like a Adam Sandler movie villain
Todd could get accused of starting WW2 and I'd still get everyone to buy Skyrim.
I'd still watch that.
Todd is a professional liar, he could actually do it and get away with it.
>I'd
Todd isnt a bad guy. He is just a guy who deeply loves his games and overhypes their features in his excitement.
Todd is above them in all known metrics except height
todd is on an entirely different tier of power than those two other buffoons
>turns the thing towards herself as it sprays
b-bros what if you woke up tomorrow and found out todd died
KEK BLESZINSKI
he has no equal
todd has at least a partial grip on reality and intense manlet rage. He'd win easily.
Todd
this post implies he is mortal
I’d buy Skyrim one last time. Joking aside I have actually bought it 3 times
i'd assume it was a ruse to sell a commemorative re-release of skyrim
Todd. Easy. Randy would accidentally kill himself in some preposterous way, and even though she's a bullshit artist, she'd be squaring up against the ultimate bullshit artist.
Don't insult Todd by putting him next to those weirdos. Todd just exaggerates things. He's not a psychopath like the other two.
Quinn just leveled the fuck up.
Her witchcraft power level is going to fuck you up.
As long as she's ghosting basedboys, it's all good.
Buy skyrim again
>Who would win?
what even is this shit
>the villain becomes a party member for the second half of the game
i hate this bioware meme
hank hill ass
lord give me the confidence of a 5/10 woman
Zoe's weak. You don't even know about any of the people Todd's killed. No one does.
RANDY: Chaotic Neutral
TODD: Chaotic Good
ZOE: Chaotic Evil
I dunno man I played the game
Todd can lie is way out of any situation. Dude has Max CHA
Quinn is a Twitter mob summoner high DPS that can kill essential characters but she still fails the CHA check immensely.
Randy is a low level mob at best with higher than normal RES but low HP.
Will any of them outlast DSP?
Todd just added you to the list.
But I've already bought his games. Surely he'd make an exception for a valued customer...
Todd's picture doesn't even look real to me anymore
I have no shame and I would put my dick in it
It seems even simple self-preservation fails you now.
Todd just wants to sell people his video games, as far as lying sociopaths go he's pretty harmless
But you didn't play Fallout 76 Battle Royale user...
S-sure I did!
Randy is like some anomaly that is unaffected by social media
Tick tock
same
something about psychotic whores gets me diamonds
I repeat, I have no shame
I would document the entire thing on my online blog that regularly gets 0 (zero) visits. Narrate the entire sex like how her pussy stank like the insides of my boxers after a really humid workday but I stuck it in there anyway and how the sheer degradation of being fucked by me brought her to a vulgar orgasm
She's NOT going to want to own up to letting me put my dick in her
Todd is easily strongest of them all and would easily win.
Randy would die first.
Fucking madlad
Moderately attractive women hold so much power over nerdy males she could get them to jump into a fire 9n command.
>Quinn is a manipulator that caused a single man who was already mentally unstable to kill himself
Wait, what? Is this true? I mean, I know she fucked 5 guys from Kotaku for good reviews, but this is the first time I hear this.
I was also curious why is her face posted on Yea Forums for the lst few hours.
Also, is is true that mootard banned people from chan if they said anything negative about Zoe? I wasn't active on chan back then.
>It seems that Zoe is trying to take us down Mr Bogdanoff
>Its time to begin plan B
Not gonna lie. She looks so fucking good.
O-oh sorry user i-i mean mean s-sshes a 3/10.
There you happy?
Fuck off zoe, nobody cares you autistic whore.
NO!
>Todd is Dinkleberg
kek
only one of those killed a man
You failed to see through the facade. Every man that Todd has killed has never left a trace. I know I shouldn't be telling you this but the truth needs to come out. I don't have much time left so I
That skanks life is over.
Shit the skank brigade, critics, and massive companies that backed her are as fucked as she is.
Yea Forums has been lousy as fuck with Zoe Quinn, her disgusting equally as guilty filthy side kicks and co-conspiriaters running fucking interference for her.
Howdy partners, I here be the ridin partner of this user right here and I thought it be mighty fine to tell yall that he's rootin and tootin still, he just had to go wrangle up his horse like he were supposed to few hours ago. Yeehaw also yall should buy that fancy sword game.
So many "fuck me" tattoos.
>Skyrim: Todd Memorial Edition where there's no character creation, you simply play as Todd
KINO
can someone make a deep fake of todd howard on a tom cruise movie.
would much appreciate.
>posting the same nasty shit everyones already seen
>posting the same shit that was posted during gamergate that zoe used to rake in harrasment points and money.
Retard
No.3 because she's manage to push someone to suicide by agitating the SJW mob to vent their anger at him wiping her hands clean of any direct involvement. That to me is an evil genius, the Clintons could learn a few tricks from her.
Already, I feel like wretching. I hope I never have to meet this "thing" in real life. If I did. I'd probably tell "it", "Congratulations, you're a murderer and a disgusting and unappealing piece of shit. Whoever finds you appealing is probably desperate."
>she's a murderer
Aren't we better than the left? She a irresponsible cunt, but slow down.
"It" caused someone to commit suicide with just words unsubstantiated and not even use proper investigation and the law to handle things, relying on a fucking social media site to have sympathy have white knights follow "it". That's manslaughter to a certain degree.
She looks really ugly
post moar pls
no it's not, use your brain instead of your fees, asshat
Randy would actually rape her though.
Randy: Fast Shot
Todd: Good Natured
Zoe: Jinxed
>>>/guro/
moar
Evil genius?
She's just a typical manipulative cunt who thought she'd just get a bit of money and noteriety out of the deal. Not some brilliant mind you fucking imbecile.
She's nothing but an evil stupid bitch who didn't realize that shit would spiral out of control,.
NOW we have people like you trying and failing to protect and lionize this evil [whore.
People are forgetting that Todd has next of kin. Even if Todd is slain he be WILL be avenged by Todd Jr
Yes I hate the bitch too. Have for a while, even before this. A complete fake poser "geek girl" who never delivers on anything and jumps on the latest bandwagon. I feel ya.
But you know.
fucking hell
literally caused them to suicide
Someone who got blindingly drunk and drove into a pre-school playground murdering dozens of children is just a fun loving person who made a mistake right?
Yes, and shes swindled money from charities.
MOAR
it’s actually just a clone of todd howard
Bullies have done this shit in the past. They were often charged when found out.
>PEOPLE RISKED THEIR CAREERS AND COMMITTED SUICIDE OVER THIS
Dude wtf I just ate think I'm gonna be sick.
user please, do you not compute a shitpost.
about to coom, thx for posting these user
in a deathgames scenario?
id think it would be todtdt
Jesus fuck I actually can't pop a boner from any of this shit.
dude she's not even hot.
>google zoe quinn nudes
Why the fuck does anyone care about this stupid ugly slut?
Oh yeah.
She's directly responsible for this guy committing suicide.
Her, her buddies, the faggots who called them his friends, his stupid bitch of a sister, and the mods who're trying to protect her even now.
They're all getting fucked if the guys parents and brother(s) decide to file a wrongful death lawsuit.
They'll put her ass under the prison with not even half of the stuff we know about her.
Most of the people who had somethign to do with it will be dragged into court and their private internet lives and all of their dirty details will be fucking laid bare.
The Youtube guys and gals who are all antiwoke and have been hurt by people like her will be on this like a black guy on a apple
bottomed blonde dykes ass.
I look forward to the constant funny maymays being posted on Yea Forums.
>has smaller tits than me
>looks like a fat tranny
Why the fuck is this bitch even relevant?
apparently you do
in her defense it is suicide girls
Todd never loses.
reminds me of my old art-hoe girlfriend
Barely legal just means 18 year Olds. Usually they aren't even 18, they are 26 year old thots saying they are 18. You'd have to be a retard for thinking there's anything illegal about it, or intentionally trying to make him sound bad.
The guy had a USB stick with legal porn on it. A bit weird but who cares?
>piercing
Eww
>dyed hair
Eww
>tattoos
Eww
You know, if it was only one of these 3, I could tolerate it. Plus I love fat chicks. But all 3... nah.
Say what?
you forgot the fucked up LED implant that looks like a ready to burst pimple
Really wish this tranny would just fucking die already.
I'm with the other guys. You're confusing words and actions for some reason. A sociopathic cunt can take advantage of how cucked western society is to ruin anybody's life at will by screaming "RAPE" but it's still not the same thing as physically driving a car into a playground. Zoe's a cunt who revels in the suffering of others and I'll celebrate the day if/when she kills herself but she didn't hold a gun to his head and pull the trigger. He wasn't the first person to get falsely metoo'd and a lot of the guys who came before him are still standing. He was dealing with some shit inside that pushed him over the edge.
I'm totally fine with calling her a rapist and a sexual abuser though because I love holding people to their own dumb nigger standards.
That's the most funny part.
She sold herself as easy ass and attainable slutty pussy.
Now that men know that ugly easy bitches like that are 1000% bad news....shit is going to get BAD for those kinds of broads.
No amount of gross nudes and disgusting self made porn that is only hot because she's "attainable" and "Can just walk up to her and fuck her with little effort" is going to overcome the reality of what bitches like her are
Gross unfuckable trash that the average man would be better off without.
Goddamn.
The ugly "on our level" gamer bitch trend will die with this incident.
Now men will be able to get and create hot chicks and not feel ashamed for putting up straight "cis" men only signs on their clubs and telling cunts to hit the trail and bring up rape culture and how they don't feel safe around women.
No amount of shaming men with calling us cowards and incels and afraid of women is going to fix this shit.
They are out.
Hiring hot litteral whores for sex and old women with no sex appeal in the least being specifically to fill quotas.
Sorry I offended you zoe was tired of hearing about all the fuss. Hope you grow some tits to match your fat one day.
It's not even suicide girls, suicide girls features actual gimp midgets and she couldn't make it there
Todd Cronus > Twitter Zoe > Base form Todd > Randy w/pedo drive > Base form Zoe
If Zoe can kill someone in real life she becomes the most powerful
>that face
She's ugly and easy and manipulative.
That's it.
She's sold herself on being the attainable gamer geek girl and part of the culture.
Easy ass who's with it.
Now that predators like her are being outed like this, they'll no longer be welcomed.
kek well when you're wrong you're wrong
>They're all getting fucked if the guys parents and brother(s) decide to file a wrongful death lawsuit.
It's almost impossible to win a wrongful death suit when it involves shit like "upset the victim so much they killed themselves." Especially in the case of a single incident. Maybe if it had been years of constant emotional torture, bullying and abuse they'd have a case but a single sexual assault allegation? Nah. And, of course, this is assuming she's lying. If she told the truth then you can't hold anything against her or the people who ostracized him for his behavior even if he did kill himself as a result.
>women
>killing themselves
She's probably taking hot dick and talking shit about the victim as we speak.
She knew the guy was fucked in the head and was in rehab. That's why she did it.
She got her cronies to hop out of the woodwork and ruin the guys life directly and indirectly.
Even got his sister to turn on him.
There is not a single court in modern america that will side with her.
As a matter of fact, I'm damned sure that they'll expose every single thing she's done when they drag her ass into court. Even the fake attacks she supposedly suffered at the height of the staged gamer gate thing that the gaming media and gaming company gestapo all made up.
The gaming journos on youtube and the like who are looking for juicy shit will be all over this shit.
She deleted her social media accounts after that, thats weak
Annoying whores like this have moved mountains in the industry over the last 10 years, I guarantee.
she'll be back. sociopaths thrive on social media.
A single sexual assault allegation?
They didn't even make an allegation. They just alleged that something happened then egged on everyone around him to destroy his fucking life and make believe that it really happened and to help build her victim circle.
We still have screen shots of her twitter saved. Same for others.
She, along with many of the fucks that followed her and helped her do this are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKED
This can go to motherfucking trial.
As a matter of fact, this will go to motherfucking trial if they find out that there is no fucking way to prove that he did anything and they start pulling threads on all of her sexual abuse allegations and find out all of them are bullshit.
She's fucked, everyone who ruined his life is fucked, the critics who helped her out in the past are fucked, basically every gaming journo who backed this cunt is fucked, hugo award is in the toilet, entire goddamned indie faggot gaming scene is fucked.
EVERYONE IS GETTING RAPED!!
They move mountains in the nothing sphere of journalism and shitty indie trash games.
Big companies like activision and EA will put bitches like her under a mountain and keep them around as pr/social muscle to shut people up online.
I don't see anyone backing this cunt and her little internet mob for long.
I don't see technicolor hair demisexual wierd slags like this doing much of anything in male controlled and ran spaces in geek culture anymore.
They are out.
All of that shit about wanting women to do more in geek space. And not just parasitically glom onto men and use other men to strong arm them into doing what they want?
They're goign to have to .
>evil genius
Any brain dead fuck would know that the liberal cesspool that is twitter would rush to believe anything she said without evidence. Anyone with half a brain cell would also know that there would be no fallout for her baseless claim, and that Alec would lose his job. She’s not smart, you’re just fucking stupid.
Todd is clean and wholesome. The other two can burn for all I care.
In all honesty. I hope this hype execution happens.
Don't know if it's plausible, but sure sounds hype. Let's do it.
>It's a shitpost dummy, just like OP.
>The ugly "on our level" gamer bitch trend will die with this incident.
And that's a good thing!
buy a copy of Skyrim for the first time
Same, never played skyrim in my life.
Randy is a confirmed, EX-rank magician, he can also smuggle around child porn as long as he has access to an uncompromised USB drive. Has a passive debuff/buff where any of his public performances is a guaranteed shitshow - down to electronics lagging and breaking down. Has plenty of money from embezzling, but also a random chance to lose it all through lawsuits. Jack of all traits, master of none, you could say.
Todd Howard, or Rodd Broward as he's sometimes called, is an expert in both espionage (capable of adapting S-tier personalities to trick anyone into thinking he's a different person) and has a virtually inexhaustible amount of money due to normies buying Skyirm re-releases over and over.
Zoe Quinn is a passive buff against any male who likes video games, she's capable of killing people through victim blaming posts on twitter, and once in a while she has an ultra ability where she's capable of destroying an entire medium - all she has to do is fuck five random guys involved in that medium to activate it.
My money's on Todd, personally.
Zoe would make a good villain so long as she gets absolutely pulverized by all the people she ruined at the end.
Zoe "when beta males try to elope, make sure they get the rope" Quinn did nothing wrong.
Todd probably, high charisma and manlet rage