Is this game any good?

Epic game store only right now, Steam and consoles later. Literally everyone is pirating it.

babies crying yet again that its an epic game store exclusive.

still dont understand why this matters since the epic game store launcher is free to download.

>Casual racism LMAO

Maybe you think you're funny but actually you're just being a cunt.

I wonder how funny you'd find yourself if you had to explain this attempt at a joke to the police. Dick.

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How long is it EGS exclusive for?

shut up nigger lol

>No gay sex with hats on
You have to go back

I just want a god-tier game based on evolving species. Why is that so hard?

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@476221523
(You)

MY ANCESTOR

EVO Search For Eden

free spyware from a hostile foreign state

Its about not wanting to support terrible business practices you goddamn fucking retard.

EXPAND what?

i cant figure it out either. i can build leaf beds but thats it, can i make new settlements?

Dong.

Genome.

uh huh. just keep parroting the same made up shit.
epic game store is no different than having steam installed on your computer.

hey NIGGER guess what? im not american so good luck getting me you NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH
LMAOOOOO

epic launcher snooping through steam files is a matter of public record, zhang

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nigger faggot subhuman baboon

Does it ever go past ape sim and into actual civilization? I'm interested but not if it's just wandering through the forest trying to stay alive

Absolutely based obscure old school game user

post mega now plz

Why would I want to play as a nigger?

Lol retard believes there's a white bearded man in the clouds.

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can someone make an expand monkey edit of this I'm at work I'll give you 3+ Yea Forums points

I saw one posted before, wish I had saved it

atheists actually believe we came from chimp people lmao
if we came from chimps, then why didn't the chimps evolve into humans too? And also why are there still chimps around, but no other human species like neanderthals?

lmao half fun in the pokey, faggot

>he doesn't know
no one tell him

how about you stop being an ape and use a torrent

What kind of grinding are we talking about here? Hitting trees multiple times to level up or picking up tons of a material?

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Post magnet now plz

gib magnet and client and vpn

How do you bang in this game?

It is now.

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build a monkey bed, make sure your monkey is paired with a monkey of the opposite sex, lay in bed, call over mate, do monkey sex, ????, profit?

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kys white trash mutt

Wait what, did apes always look like this? Must have only been seeing male apes until now.

you bang sticks and rocks togethor
it's pretty ok

Running around, jumping, conquering your fear, and learning how to adapt to your environment. There aren't really any kind of traditional grinding things going on this game.

Its more of a natural selection simulator than survival. Might have a kid with a unique mutation that you should lock and pass onto the next generation.

The female apes have breasts. It's kinda gross desu.

What do you mean paired, I have tried having one follow me?

Maybe because they are human ancestor apes the females have tits. Chimp females don't really have them judging from pics.

Unironically based and funny, thanks friend

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>no other human species like neanderthals
Are you really pretending different races aren't akin to different species that can interbreed?

It's not bad but it just repeats the same process over and over except your monkeys change at some point

You can learn all tools and shit on your first clan, which is a let down

What would be a unique mutation for example?

Groom them goddamn nigger where's your 10 million years of evolution?

Neanderthals and humans interbred. That's how we ''wiped'' them out.(not like the: human=evil, message leftists want to spread)

I tried grooming over and over and never got results so I gave up. I got like 10 success in a row and nothing happened. I'm not picking bugs off chimps for an hour.

boring and tries too hard to be original and unique, whcih is funny because it isn't even an indie game

play evo for snes instead

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It takes less than a minute to get those bitches horny for you. You need to let go of the button when you hear a sound which goes for many other actions in this game.

chimps didn't compete with us for territory

they didn't evolve because their environment never selected for high intelligence or pressured them to walk in two legs

Tipfedoras: the enlightened by yourself journey, EUPHORIA

oh you.

Dear atheists,
If evolution was real, blacks would be white people by now

>Grind a ton of abilities/neurons/whatever on first gen
>go next gen
>can only lock 12 things
What a fucking waste of time

Hold on. You believe black people and Asian people are different species from white people?
If you're not joking, might I suggest going back to middle school?
Actually I think even in elementary school they teach that most basic aspect of human biology.

This is exactly what I was hoping for in this thread.

>Press Y to Evolution

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What if the gods are still experimenting?

humans did not come from apes. games like this lead to mass shootings and need to be banned

Just so everyone knows, there are people who don't believe apes exist.
I will repeat that.
There are people who don't believe apes exist.
Thank you for your time.

Uhuh

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What's your point with that dumb pic? Chihuahuas and great danes are not only the same species, they're the same SUBspecies.

Can the birds successfully mate?

Report me, I'm in a country out of their jurisdiction.

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Always a year except for Borderlands.

>Press E for intelligence

Can the tigers successfully mate?

Same subspecies (Canis lupus familiaris).

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Why monkeys I thought humans evolve from birds.

You're thinking of dinosaurs. We evolved from dinosaurs.

> Final stage has you evolving form an African America into a white person.

Pretty racist, desu.

Or bats.

is he gonna BLACKED that chihuahua

Based

Platforms in general are just spyware. Steam has RedShell and fucking bitcoin miner games/items, Epic as a whole is just spyware, GoG probably has some fucking shit hidden in it.
You're just asking for computer AIDS by using a gaming platform.

>be me
>be throwing poo poo at big cat at bottom while i am on tree
>beat chest and laugh loud
>tiger mad and yells at me
>i pee pee on tiger on face from top of tree
>find bird nest on tree
>see fragile rock in stick nest
>smell it
>food?
>eat it
>tummy hurts now and i must drink now
>i jump down and go drink water to make tummy better
>tiger covered in poo poo pee pee now goes after me
>uh oh
>he hurts my fee fees because he scratched me
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>i pick rock up and beat tiger with it
>find stick nearby
>pick stick up
>jump at tiger and poke at tiger til he drops
>now tummy rumbles
>take rock and beat tiger open
>hmm tiger smells like food
>take red meat and take bite
>scratch my ass and beat my chest and scream in might that i found new food
>me feel good now

Oh no. The fbi is going to raid my cabin in northern alberta

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youtube.com/watch?v=glkGFkWoFhM
Humans can be dinos too. You know

this game sucks
brought the whole clan to the meteor and this fucking whatever the fuck that is stuck inside the polygons of the rock wall forces me into the dodge which teleports me inside the wall with it. epic. not to mention walking on a cliff and getting mysteriously sucked into the combat dodge and then a boar teleports on top of you because you tried to jump off the cliff and mistimed the dodge. this is really infuriating

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I'm not black, but good attempt at a comeback.
That being said, I AM a member of another ethnicity which you're probably not a fan of.

based and redpilled
niggers are not human

Dogs are the most narcissistic things humanity has done to nature.
I mean I get domesticating them. Dabbing over wolves and proving once and for all that we are the superior species, but further devolving them into handbag rats and whatnot, that's kicking someone while they are down.

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Every anthropologist, biologist, zoologist, and let's face it, scientist in general would disagree with you

Also, plugging my post here:

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youtube.com/watch?v=4mW9FE5ILJs
Sonic movie and Mario happens in the same universe.

All this time and I never once got computer aids

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>[panicked ooking]

What the heck do I give to this outsider ape to get him to join me? I need his manseed in my monkey hole.
He's frantically looking around like he's afraid of something.

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>dabbing over wolves
Nobody dabbed over anybody. Wolves are social animals just like we are and were happy to enter a beneficial relationship with humans. The retarded breeding came after.

when should I pass a generation/evolve?
is there a limit of how much I can explore before evolving?

Then may I ask, you got Garry's Mod?

Juding from the chest, thats a female ape. Try red leaves, open Coconut or Snail.

from what i've gathered when you pass a generation, you lose any upgrades except ones you've locked in

and you can only lock in one ability per kid that you have

have as many kids as you can. then get as many upgrades as you have kids and then pass a generation.
I have no idea what evolution does.

Depends on how many kids you got, pass the gen when you can lock the most points.

Nope

I'm assuming everyone here is pirating it?

Damn son, I thought you were a fellow brothah.

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Nope, I'm just fond of parts of African-American culture. Especially that of the 1970s. 90s black culture was also cool.

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So what is the point of wasting all of the points in when all of it gets reset back to zero and only one gets lovked per evolution and only one per ape is tied to specific genetic locked point?

Actually if anything americans are the evidence evolution doesnt exist. How can a population increasingly stupid continue its reproduction?

>not a fan of all cultures
Sounds pretty bigoted bro

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Seriously?

Hey, we all have different preferences. For example, I'd call myself a weeaboo (not really out of the norm here). Japanese culture is peak aesthetics.

Anime is pretty awesome.

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Yes seriously you stupid dipshit

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Honestly, I don't understand why people are blissfully ignorant on the fact all humans are the same species. Races are just different breeds of human, just like with dogs. Selective breeding and environmental upbringing are the only factors that change us. You have to be blue pilled to think otherwise.

You're can't convince the willfully ignorant. I responded to a laughably retarded pic about how "races look different so they can't be the same species!!!1!!" by showing how diverse dogs can be, while being the same subspecies.
Crickets, followed by lame attempts at insults.

I stand by the fact that EVO is fucking amazing and nothing has ever done that concept better than it.

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Dog breeds came into existence by artificial natural selection due to humans.
Human races came into existence before most dog breeds were created.
Why should human races not be considered different sub-species?

What makes you think you have the authority to declare races different subspecies? Do you have a degree in zoology? Do you think you know better than people who study this for a profession?
And your little history lesson is irrelevant. I'm just saying that the argument that people look different so they can't be the same species is insipid.
You're the same species as Kanye West and Shigeru Miyamoto. Deal with it.

>You're the same species as Kanye West and Shigeru Miyamoto. Deal with it.
Not an argument

Do you honestly believe that scientists would willingly separate human races into sub-species in le current year? You are arguing that because people look different that doesn't mean they're different species. However, classifying sub-species isn't based off appearance traits. It is based off genetic distance. But appearance may serve as good markers for indicating genetic difference between creatures.
If i was a biologist and started spouting that you could live off eating shit for the rest of your life would you believe me because I'm a biologist?

Giraffes from different parts of Africa have different patterns on their fur, that doesn't make them sub species.

If you were a biologist and you said that, I'd laugh at you as you got your degree revoked.
I've heard all the arguments. There are no substantial differences between races that would warrant being called a different animal. Yes, they're are phenotypic differences, and even some genetic differences (such as a greater prominence of sickle cell anemia among Africans). But none of this is grounds for being separated into different species.
As for pseudoscientific drivel like phrenology and the MAOA stuff, all that has been debunked.

Underrated

If younger giraffe have similar appearance from another giraffe then you could infer that there is very close genetic distance which would mean they are possibly directly related and may be offspring. Just because a group of giraffe have different patterns of fur, it does not indicate a great genetic distance. But if you see a group of giraffe that have five legs and three eyes, along with visible offspring having the same traits, then you could deduce that they have a great genetic distance to regular giraffes and could possibly be classified as a different sub-species.

A nazi institution can also revoke a degree from a scientist arguing that races were not different sub-species.
>I've heard all the arguments. There are no substantial differences between races that would warrant being called a different animal. Yes, they're are phenotypic differences, and even some genetic differences (such as a greater prominence of sickle cell anemia among Africans). But none of this is grounds for being separated into different species.
Why not? It's already a medical fact that transplants between different races have lower rate of success, such as bone marrow transplants. And that blacks have a harder time of getting blood transfusions lack of quantity for their blood type as compared to whites due to generalization of blood types within the races and one race being more virtuous in giving and self sacrifice.

O B S E S S S E D

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Actually if you take a look at other species, the dumber they are the more they reproduce, look at rats for example. Humans are no exception, those who are educated are more aware of the consequences from having too many children. While someone who has no education with natural selection playing more of a role in their lives leads them to having tons of kids to pass on lineage. Don't be foolish thinking we're some highly advanced species, everyday you can witness people being examples of how unevolved we are from beasts. Just look at the pack mentality people love getting into, sports, politics, even going as far as killing someone with differing beliefs of something so insignificant. The next step in our evolution will be artificial whether we advance ourselves or create a new branch being AI. How fucking naive to think your pathetic intellect is any better than any other ape.

+1 social credit score

Anything to say now, wise guy?

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came here to post this

Yeah I did that and got the positive clap thing over and over and it just kept repeating.

So what about the game?

Post greentexts you fucking niggers