Fire Emblem 3 Houses best girl

I want to fill Annette's tummy tummy tum with my cummy cummy cum!

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I love my cute gorilla wife

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Annette is no straight user.

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What would sex with Marianne be like?

Before or after the timeskip?

I know that Hilda rapes her, but that doesn't change my statement.

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>Ingrid isn't "Lynching Enthusiast"

>pre
>she kills you in your sleep
>gets depressed and impales herself
>post
>she killed you in your sleep

>no Bernie

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Manuela.

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What are the chances that under all this glamor, pic related is actually a chestlet? Better yet before she took took Cornelia’s place, was the real Cornelia a loveabe absent minded mad scientist or a literal saint mommy type?

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She wouldn’t leave her room to submit her application for the poll.

Alright, not op but made a better poll.
strawpoll.me/18572258

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Where is the art of Hilda fingering Annette with her gorilla strength

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H-how can one house have all of the best girl?

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I love my (((wife)))

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because they want to encourage you to steal them into the better house otherwise the mechanic would serve no purpose

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Does the rank level affect the ending epilogue? I recruited every girl so I kinda didn't have the time to invest in upping their ranks/levels. And I get weird ones like.

>she utters that she will finally be with the Goddess, entered the woods and was never seen again

Like would this just be Marianne? Or will she get a better ending if I A rank her? Or will she only get the best ending if she is paired off?

Marianne's a special case.

If you don't recruit her she kills herself

Shitty poll.
Also Petra best girl.
pair with Dorothea for best ending

Thing is I did recruit her, but then the time skip came and I forgot all about her. I didn't even used her in battles and/or increased her support ratings. After the ending that I realized I recruited her but she didn't appear anytime during the post timeskip.

LIES

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Only your native students of the house you initially chose star in the game’s cutscenes.

I don't get the meme with shota Dimitri and Cornelia, did they ever actually interact or something?

Petra is best girl but I can't help but feel that this new "merit based," ruling system and the gymnastics of putting this shit in every ending is solely based on the new more pro-LGBT Fire Emblem. I mean I can see why Edelgard would put in such a system but why did Dimitri and Claude do it as well. So far the only one that didn't do it was Byleth himself but he's fucking immortal so...

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Yea I know that but she somehow showed up in the epilogue, like why even give me an epilogue where she wanders off and offs herself when everyone else is happy?

>All of these names
>Annette

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Cornelia superficially resembles an Otome villainess that is the power behind the throne like Thrace is for the Empire. But for the life of me, I can’t find anything where they had any personal interaction.

You got to Explore more and go to the bottom of your pre-battle unit roster

Judith all the way.

Same reason Blue Lions has all the good boys.

So Yea Forums, how would you feel about El if she didn't plunge all of Fodlan into a half-decade war?

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I love her either way

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In terms of waifus, Church > Eagles > Deers >>>> Lions

Church has Shamir and Catherine so it wins by default. Eagles has Petra and Dorothea, while Berny gets fucked by timeskip. Deers girls are generally ok, with Leonie becoming high tier in looks after the timeskip. Lions easily has the worst girls who mostly get butchered in the timeskip, but then it's the otome house so they were probably not meant to be that appealing to men.

DLC will hopefully reveal what she really looks like.

strawpoll.me/18572372
Now in boy.

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Nice garbage taste loser.
Please do not reproduce.

>picked Black Eagles first playthrough because muh cute anime girl
>now have to decide between siding with the female pope of a cult that kills heretics or a woman who lied to you, is in charge of the group who killed your dad, and wants to upend all of society
What the fuck do I even do? Literally just turned the Switch off to ask. Or at least what route is more fun and won't ruin the other routes because I have a feeling Edelgard's is meant to be played last

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Name ONE thing the Church did wrong

Continent feels smaller that it really is. I hope we get more DLC maps that take us out of Fódlan like Brigid.

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Glorified the Crests.

Church has a lot of overlap with GD but GD is ultimately superior, only real thing Church has going for it is the extra story if you S-rank Rhea

You'd think with how close they are, Albinea and Sreng would incur into Fodlan more.

*ahem*

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Should I just side with Edel then and try GD next route?

Sreng does, the reason house Gautier puts so much emphasis on crests is because they have to deal with Sreng incursions

Albinea is a frozen wasteland with few inhabitants, Sreng does have frequent border conflicts with the Gautiers which is why they're adamant on their heir passing down a Crest to keep themselves strong and maintain their influence in the Kingdom.

like 1/5th of the BL story is just about "muh sreng muh border we need troops to keep the sr*ng out fucking sr*engs" it's second only to duscur in terms of causing problems foreign relations problems with the kingdom

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That's probably your best bet, due to the overlap between Church and GD it's not good to play them back to back

Ticcy draws all of my favorite OTPs. How can one artist be so based?

you Annettefags are okay

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Not sure if Super Expired Cake is for Manuela, Shamir, or Catherine, but I picked it because they're all nice women :)

What can be done to make Edelgard see reason and abandon her path of insane conquest?

Addict her to the D

I don't blame her for unga bunga boar dragging it out that long

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surprise butt sex

>This is the only thread up right now
What went wrong?

If Professor is a mute how can they possibly be good at teaching?

Unironically have Hubert grow a pair and tell her 'look working with the slithers is a stupid idea'.

Who’s Tulpa Loli and Church Lesbian? I only played Golden Deer

Nigga can still write.

Dude, how the fuck do you not know that Sothis is your tulpa loli?

they can speak, just not in cutscenes

Sothis and Mercedes.

Whatever the Sothis is about going on the assumption it can be done on any house or brings the house leaders together

sothis is the Tulpa

Church lesbian is unclear, since Rhea and Catherine seem to be on there already

>no Flayn
>no Sothis

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No smelly dragon lolis allowed

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>picked Edelgard's route
>Flayn left me
FUCKKKKKKK

Well, what did you expect? She wants to destroy the church.

Damn. They couldn't find a man and went gay.

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Fodlan turned into a better place in all 4 routes so El was right.

Manuela just wants SOMEONE to love her, but I dunno why only Dorothea gets to break her. Same with Petra.

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>create a war to take down Rhea, who wanted to step down in the first place
>the church is, otherwise, intact and every single reform proposed was coming in the future years anyway
She went FULL RETARD.

Should just call it Yuri Emblem at this point

Because Dorothea just has that magic lesbian touch.

Um what's going on in this pic?

Faculty meeting

just some teacher R&R nothing to worry about

This is interesting. I was aware Marianne offed herself if she's not in Byleth's class but I wasn't aware she'd do it if you don't raise her support at all, which makes sense since she attributes her not ending herself directly to Byleth.

My wife Manuela

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Excuse me, but that's my wife

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Am I the only one that's creeped out by the eye designs in the game?

>Wanna pick Hilda
>fits both Thot and Gorillaslut
HELP

What happened to Byleths nose?
But seriously, how can hundreds of employees who spend thousand of hours into creating this game, look at all that S Rank art and then think "Yep this looks good, we can sell this". How did this get through quality check?

>girl borat

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I like it, just not in the ending CGs.

They remind me of the eyes from Danganronpa so it doesn't bother me too much by now

>Dimitri above and beyond all others
I dont know what was I expecting

Everything was outsourced. Not even the cutscenes have consistency
>in-game models animated at 12fps
>drawn cutscenes
>Gronder Field where they're all highly detailed models

Crests turned the life of many people miserable.
80% of your students hate their crests/are getting fucked over by them.

>uncle kills the guy that literally was doing what she wanted but peacefully
>enters highschool
>meet the victim's son
>maybe I should tell him so we can take down my uncle
>nah lets hire some hitmen to kill him instead

>gives people super powers
>tied to super strong weapons
>bearers need to be kept in check and close to the church or else they either raise and cause wars or turn into beasts
Well gee, I wonder why

Blue Lions have top tier waifus, shut your whore mouth. The ONLY thing shitty about them post time skip is that Mercedes cuts her hair.

In Edelgard's defense her memory got fucked while she was in uncle's funtime basement

this guy gets it

literally my wife

>Crests turned the life of many people miserable.
crest experimentation was a human thing, not the crests themselves.
>80% of your students hate their crests/are getting fucked over by them.
Actually they're more fucked about their status as a nobles than the effects of the crests itself.

Yo why the fuck does The Edge of Dawn make me feel bad for Edelgard?

Her not being denied 5 years worth of sensei dick

>mommy mercedes
>bad
Holy shit get some taste

So you are saying the war she started was based on lies?

She can't get Ingrid though

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>Whatever the Sothis is about going on the assumption it can be done on any house or brings the house leaders together
Dude what?

>implying that male Byleth is canon

repent, edeltards. when the canon route is revealed to be blue chads you will repent

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The hair FUCKING RUINED HER. I don tget why people bitch and moan about Ingrid when Mercedes gets fucked worse

Is that not common knowledge?

She's cute but my moms name is Anette and that just makes it weird

who is Suicidal Werewolf?

Ingrid knows that mentally challenged lesbians dont live long

>trying to start a shitstorm over what is the 'canon' route
Dimitri frowns upon you user

Most Punished character in the game?

I want to nibble on her ears

Have you considered maybe that you're a homosexual? BL is the otome house, anyways.

Clumsy Autist Mage is Annette right?

When the canon route is Peach Beavers.
Tractor Knights.

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Imagine completely missing the entire point of the narrative and thinking there's a canon route

Forgot to put the word route.

gonna be honest, I frequently jump into polls I know nothing about and pick random options
what the fuck is fire emblem?

Dimitri, when I steal all his friends and slaughter him using them.

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the crest of flame

One could consider like a crest, one of flames at that.

I don't care who best girl is but Flayn has by far the best greeting when you walk past her. Her, "sensei!," warms my heart completely.

Hates Minorities AND Degenerates? WTF I love Ingrid now!

it does a pretty good job of summing up her motives, while wrapping it up in a pretty melancholy beat,which perfectly sells the games tone

farewell yhwh of delusion

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>yuri niggers seething

>Mercedes is as bland an inoffensive as possible, has possibly the worst dub voice in the game and gets a dyke cut after timeskip
>Ingrid is an otome protagonist in her own right, also has a horrible dub voice and also looks like shit after the timeskip
>can't say anything bad about Annette aside from her awful looks because she's so unremarkable in every way
The girls in Lions seem like they were designed more with being comfortable for female players than to appeal to male players.

Student: It is Dimitri
Scholar: It is Manuela
Sage: is is Rhea

>GD and BL gets anime cutscene before timeskip
>BE gets a ten second CG with hubert saying two lines
Wtf is this shit

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Marianne

>tfw Seteth won't let you take the Professor's dick

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So long gay empress

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How exactly do you pronounce "YHWH?"

It is literally her image song.

The Japanese name is Lady of Hresvelg if it couldn’t be even more on the nose

I want go full Delita on Edelgard.

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yah-way

Hilda! Hilda!

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Yahweh

Well who's your favorite girl then?

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you're forgetting someone

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The greatest irony of it all is a lot of those lies/misinformation were from Rhea herself.

And I don’t think it’s really all that relevant a point. War was inevitable as long as the Empire was being controlled in the shadows by TWSITD

>tfw even after everything I still just wanted her to take Dimitri's hand
>tfw even if it's stupid I wanted them to reconcile and be like how they once were as kids before everything went to shit
damn it

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>BE (Church) gets the pre-time skip cutscene
I said it once and I’ll say it again, the BE (Empire) is not the default route and expects you to play the Church first then use your imagination that Byleth feel down a canyon without the animators having to do it for you again.

*record scratch*

more like no-way

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Welcome to the most shilled house of the game, enjoy your short and low budget stay.

Lysithea's backstory is pretty disturbing, but it's probably Dimitri.

>Implying Hilda would put in the effort to jerk you off

*tips fedora*

Unknown. The High priests were so paranoid about accidentally blaspheming that everybody has forgotten it now.

which one is bernadetta
i want to click on that one she looks cool

I was gonna say MOOOOT, but both images work here.

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>You're making me WORK!

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yaoi

>actively defending the rushed mess that is BE
There's NO excuse for that
>use your imagination
is about the worst shit you can come up with.

>Hitler was a Catholic
>Atheist pun
Explain

>dubshit

>Thinking I’m defending it despite that I’m mocking the developers for rushing the game.

The reason why it's currently accepted as being "Yah-way" is because there was a recovered text from a greek observer who attended the one ritual of the year in which the jewish high priest was allowed to say the name out loud. Since this greek man was a nonbeliever, he wrote the name down to the best of his ability in his mother tongue. And since ancient greek had vowels this spelling actually gives away the pronunciation. While this still allows for errors due to the possibility of ancient hebrew containing sounds that lacked exact letter representation in the contemporary greek script, it's the best you're ever going to get.

the infinity gauntlet, but it's a shield, and sometimes it's not even a shield

Would Hilda be the best girl to be facesat by?

You're going to have to be more specific, Delita did a lot to a lot of people. Delita also did the whole committing evil acts for the greater good thing much better.

This is the closest FE has come to PICK A GOD AND PRAY desu

For a secret route, the method is pretty retarded

Do they level your guys up for you on other routes during the timeskip?
About to reach it on NG+ GD, and the first time on BE my students were levelled up without my consent.

You'd die on impact with that STR.

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a shield, a gem, a different gem, a medallion,a sword, and the main characters of this games heart

They get 1-2 levels I believe.

Nani

Shamir
Hilda wouldn't have worked up enough of a sweat for it to be worth it

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I still don't understand why Japan hates BE:E and Edelgard in general. Aren't they supposed to be the country of waifufaggotry?

I still have zero regrets picking Black Eagles first and Edelgard route will forever be my own personal canon.

I really have enjoyed playing the other routes and getting new perspective on the story - so many of the villains in part 1 are personally connected to the Blue Lions, for example, and I had no idea when I was playing the Eagles

It’s the country of otomestacies

>least Paralogues
>least cross support
>least fucking chapters by 4 lol wtf
It's like BE:E is the hidden edgy route.

I guess there's only so much BITCH one can take before saying screw it you're not my waifu anymore

>bait with Lyn/Lucina/Azura waifu
>get a cunt

The best girl in the game and best wife.

Japan/Korea Have a lot of anti-authoritarian history so she definitely rubs them the wrong way. The west does not have such inhibitions

youtube.com/watch?v=A1gVwUDz0Ts

Without hesitation

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>The west does not have such inhibitions
They have, if Edelgard wasn't a bisexual girl the west would hate the shit out fo her.

Probably because even eastern braindead waifufags have standards.
Can't say the same about western waifufags though.

Oh stop, Yea Forums would be jerking themselves off tohow charismatic and based he is.

Genderflip her and Hubert and their popularity would be off the charts here

Edelgard is authoritarian how though? She dismantles the entire power structure of Fodlan and abdicates the throne.

but on the same note, she would be too lazy to get off of on her own once she got on

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Male Edelgard would literally be nothing more than a meme, just like Griffith.
The fact that she is a girl is the only reason people unironically support her here.
But go ahead, keep blaming the misogynist boogieman for people bashing ur waif.

>eastern waifufags
>standards
No, just a different set. Japan wants female characters to either be submissive moeblobs, obnoxious tsunderes or haughty underaged girls. Falling all over yet another bland yamato nadeshiko is hardly any sort of standard for taste.

Yeah, just like we have circlejersk about Walhart.
Arvis you can understand because he's edelgard but with good writing behind him.
Ironically, Hubert would fill the Tharja niche.

She absolutely dips into this somewhat in non-BE routes m8. Or maybe more so Imperialist. Invading the entire continent for the sake of forcing your worldview of church bad, not matter how justified, is aggressive as shit

>gets molested by Mercedes
>Dorothea won't stop hitting on her
Ingrid just can't catch a break.

>and abdicates the throne.
There's literally no mention of this in most of her endings.
If you pair her with Byleth, sure, but anyone else and she most likely doesn't have an abdicate ending.

Don't forget "literally just an emblem."

A Mcguffin that isn't even very useful

She's probably a guy

I like Edelgard over the other lords because she actually has a fucking spine. Dimitri is a legitimately mentally ill beast outside of CF/AM and Clause is a fucking pussy outside of VW in general and is naive as all hell pre-timeskip.

>Yea Forums supports hitler but hates edgelord
Nothing satisfies you ‘people’ does it

Go away Hubert, Edelgard will never have sex with you

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And a song.
youtube.com/watch?v=LddvpL6Arvc

They're fine, pretty much all the ending cgs are fucking weird tho

Good, not-retarded writing.
Something Edelgard sorely lacks.

>cf, am, vw
Speak normal, nerd

Cope nigger.

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>Claude naive pre-timeskip
He's the only one who figures there's something else going on while Edelgard is too busy playing Darth Vader and Dimitri is trying to contain THE BOAR

He's the Edeltard, don't mind him, it makes easier to identify his posts.

keep seething

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Edelgard and Claude actually take the fight to one of the two institutions responsible for the corruption within Fodlan.

What does Dmitri do? Kill a lot of people to just maintain the status quo?

I repressed that shit
still a better representation of the series main theme then what fates had

At the same time that’s what makes him feel so irrelevant to the plot at hand.

I don’t like how detached GD is from the rest of the narrative. Feels like it’s there purely to be an exposition dump so that Crimson Flower and Azure Moon can focus on being the raw emotional routes

A status quo that is now controlled by (You)

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>What does Dmitri do? Kill a lot of people to just maintain the status quo?
Dimitri kills more slithers than Edelgard does in his route.

Literally the only lord who cares enough about the people to establish some form of a representational government.
Edelgard just picks her next in line and fucks off, and Claude doesn't even do that before fucking off, they're both kind of awful rulers saying that as a GD btw

What did they ever do to the original Monica

SLITHERED

user, she's dead

the same thing they did to tomas
rape her to death

She shouldn't have started shit with my boy Dimitri.

Claude leaves (you) in charge, though.
They slithered her dark if you know what I mean

Is it worth keeping the weapon prowess skills?

>Claude agrees with Edelgard on wanting to shake up the power structure in Fodlan
>Doesn’t agree with the methods
>Yet those methods are the only reason he even gets the opportunity to get the answers he seeks from Rhea who would have never gave him those answers without being pressed from being a rescued captive

Really curious what the fuck his plan was if the war doesn’t kick off

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Are you telling me you don’t like your mom?

Onscreen maybe, but Shambala is still intact in BL

Fuck off edelkike SJW

Probably nothing but managing the alliance and trying to ease tensions with Almyra, but thats like saying "what would Edelgard do if she knew she was being lied to?"

And if you do his end you are so awful he needs to come back.

I imagine for your mages at low levels so that they have some avoid bonus at least.

Why the fuck did no one suspect Byleth of being an imposter after 5 years?
Did no one learn their lesson after Tomas and Monica?

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Women rulers, amirite?

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Ara-ara~

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What WOULD Edelgard do if she knew she was being lied to?

Because unlike Tomas or Monica, Byleth was still an autismus maximus just like before.

You can’t fake the Sword of the Creator.

>same deadpan expression
yeah that's teach alright

I want to believe she'd actually try and talk things out in secret to destroy the slithers.

Probably panic and ask Hubert what to do since he's the brains.

Join the church
Well, according to the end of GD route you TECHNICALLY can

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She would continue with her plans a bit modified to address such misinformation and be more willing to “reach for your hand” sooner.

h-hehe yeah, who would make a fake SotC?

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Considering they don't even consider the possibility when actual obvious imposters show up in BL, I think it's best just to assume that Garreg Mach is secretly a special needs school.

Stop having sex with students

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Dude? Have you seen Nemisis’ copy? It has two crest stones inserted into it, while Byleth’s have a gaping hole since the “Fire Emblem” is already implanted in his or her heart.

As good as this fight is, I wish they expanded more on WHY is happens.
>yeah Nemesis detected Seiros so he woke up
YOU MEAN THE AGARTHANS HAD HIS BODY THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU NEVER KNEW?

Sperg out when she realizes that humanity's troubles are their own fault.

See

Yeah but you really expect people to notice that in a game where Tomas and Monica slipped under everyone's noses?

>not knowing the routes real name
Thanks for proving you don't play the game.

>boomer dragon

No.

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Everyone knows, no one ever uses them you fucking retard.

For heavens sake Brother! We have already graduated.

>paired ending with leonie
You first.

>Wow, I can't believe that Cornelia was evil all this time.
>Yeah, I guess she just became evil during that period of time where she went missing haha

She’s in so deep that she’s need some pretty hard evidence of the truths revealed in GD for her to make s major course correction. Even after she ascends the throne, openly defying Arundel/Thales is a risky proposition t that point in time

Wrong, he just did.

They will notice when such a black Relic has a two crest stones inserted into it and neither are the Crest of Flames.

Real talk, what the fuck happened to Edelgard's mom? It's assumed she died at Duscur but she's the only one whose body never showed up and we know she's the one that orchestrated the whole incident to get her daughter back but afterwards? fucking nothing.

>zoomer dragon

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>Marianne's paralogue
D-did she kill and eat her own father?

So it’s cancerous shit

slither'd

too late brother

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It’s a plot dead end. Nobody addresses it after Cornelia spills the beans right before she dies. Best hope is that we get a DLC Paralogue that you can play after said event, or a Xenologue side story.

DLC depending on route you either help her with some shit or kill her to stop her from reforming the empire.

Might have been a Slither plant, the "get her daughter back" motivation was just a guess.

she died on her way to her home planet

Flayn is surprisingly entertaining. Shame she’s such a shit unit. Rescue is the only thing that redeems her.

No. The Demonic Beast was her most distant ancestor, the 11th Elite if you will. When he died his body dissolved leaving behind his relic that he wielded before his transformation.

Honestly there are a few loose ends that could be dlc.
>Claude's entire deal

Manuela is only horny for other teachers

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Did they ever address why (you) felt dizzy and lost consciousness at the beginning?

>Male Edelgard

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Dragon powers make you sleepy

>EDELGARD IS EVIL!!!
Why?
>BECAUSE SHE JOIN THE SLITHERS

Do people not know that she was literally forced to join and her uncle is the main reason for this? And the fact that her uncle is not her uncle but the leader of this underground and control half of the army under their wings?

No idea why they address her so much in BL, yet given no answer to where she is now. I assume it will be saved for future DLC story but who know, maybe her only purpose is to prove that she and slithers caused the tragedy and not fault of Edelgard/Empire like Dimitri thought.

Probably Sothis influence accidentally taking over. Thankful she catches onto it pretty quickly and chooses to make you the dominate personality while you two were stuck in Zahara.

Becoming God takes a lot out of you. They just wanted a lap pillow scene with mommy Rhea.

Don't you dare comparing Arvis to Edelgard, his character is on a whole different level of quality.

>I wish this moment could last former
Me too

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Cute unga

Nah man Edelgard is Hitler. She should have just ignored Dimitri’s words died a meaningless death.

Oh please Arvis is not that special at all. You greatly overestimate the narrative quality of this series especially before 3H

>That innocent face
I would like to see what the real Cornelia actually acted like now. Same thing for the others that got replaced by the Slithering cult.

Lads rate
Byleth/Marianne
Felix/Annette
Sylvain/Hilda or Ingrid
Idk if I should pair Dimitri up with Catherine or Mercedes.
And then idk if I should pair Sylvain with Ingrid or Hilda

So her game plan was to help them kill the opposition, the people who could oppose them.

Why do so many people like Marrianne? She is boring as fuck in every single one of her supports.

It does in her route.

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>Best Support
>Best Paralogue
>Best Romance
>Best Smile
>Best Girl

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She has personal growth and annihilates with her relic

>Can't dance with Rhea during the ball.
Fuck this gay game.

She's a fucking werewolf.

It's not overstimating, Arvis, as a villain, is a lot better written than Edelgard.
Edelgard has incredibly big problems in the writing department, mostly stemmed from writing a villain while at the same time making her a dindu you can waifu all over.
Arvis is a good villain and still by far the best one this series has had, he has his reasons and is fully committed.

well I played the game expecting a qt horned waifu but now I guess I'm gay

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Ingrid’s dub is great.

>Claude no let go I need to see Rhea again!

Does Edelgard deserve the bullying?

Dimitri’s character arc is literally Velvet Crowe’s with “ARTORIUS” replaces by “ EDELGARD” and “Why do birds fly” replaced by the shitty fucking dagger and somehow find this a compelling character arc.

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Her support has a great natural progression and her character development has the best gains of the cast.

Definitely gay

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Can’t even deploy her because she’s the damsel in distress or villain in the main story line or a green unit you have to protect in Ashe’s and Catherine’s Paralogue too.

G I G A B E R N I E

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>most people are only going to play 1 route
>she's the villain of 3/4 routes
>Other routes don't give her any sort of characterization
>you have to go out of your way to talk to her during the month before the tomb mission in order to even select her route
It's not surprising she's divisive

>talking to your House Leader once per month is "out of the way"

It's amazing how many people completely missed the Edelgard route.

>Other routes don't give her any sort of characterization

Disagree with this. Despite obviously not being the focus of the route she does get some notable characterization that’s not found in her own route in BL

Whys she look like a discount version of herself in three houses?

You mean people like redemption arcs where the characters end up owning their shit?
Who could have thought, really.

>>Other routes don't give her any sort of characterization
She is given, BL gives her plenty and otherwise she's perfectly characterized as a villain, with all the qualities that entails

Marianne is IMO, M!Byleth's best support. Annette and Felix is top class, but honestly Felix doesn't have a bad route.

I've never done Sylvain and Hilda, but Ingrid is fairly solid. Mercedes also has a great route with him where they both bond over their awful families. Dimitri's Mercedes is trash, but Catherine is great for him.

Unprompted? I think you overestimate the attention span of the typical gamer. By Ch.11 unless you’re OCD talking to everyone between maps would feel like a chore

I'm an unashamed Edelgard stan who thinks she was in the right and I can absolutely see how she could go off the deep end without Byleth's influence

Her being the villain in every route that isn't her own makes sense

Well obviously she becomes easier to empathize with if you play her route.

So Sylvain and Hilda have an ending? They only go up to B.

literal depressed gf, and she's truly beautiful according to Lorenz so you know it's true.

Not everyone wants to do the lost items or gifts; double so on the tea parties. If you want to get motivation refills out of the way, you do the meals which also increases support points. Come Monday you also give affection to any one on one study with a student too.

>Sylvain/Hilda
They don't have paired ending. In fact Sylvain have least paired endings out of all with only 5 endings. Most of his supports with females end at B. He's alright with Ingrid or Mercedes.

It’s cliche as fuck.

I would have found him more interesting if he went full Caim and never stopped desu but obviously IS doesn’t have the balls for that

Just like everybody else.
Dimitri is otherwise a suicidal madman and Claude a spineless coward who always goes back home crying (traits kept in their routes and used as basis for their development).

She's a big meme

They don't.

It's not like there's any sort of indication she has something that will effect the rest of the game though. No special text box or quest or anything. All that shit only pops up after you talk to her and possibly locks you out of the rest of your free time unless you want to reload a save.

Someone could easily just forget or ignore her that month and then get fucked for the rest of the route. Every other time she had something important to say they gave her the red quest icon thing but then they don't do it for the most important part of the game

Ears and not her toes gtfo our of here user vee loves feet

Well that makes sense, considering he hates women.

She is not the recruitable one. She is the merchant one, who for some reason doesn’t have a backpack or stall. That being said I can’t wait until I see DLC Anna talking to her cousin/sister in the Market, and the supports where she’s arguing with her until you walk by.

i autistically run through every nook and cranny of the monastery once a month

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>Linhardt not an option
For what purpose

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>Claude a spineless coward who always goes back home crying (traits kept in their routes
Other way around, Claude actually went to Fodlan crying because no one wanted him in Almyra and didn't intend to stick around. He just wanted to be the coolest Almyran like every other one that does attack Fodlan

That's how he goes in GD and it gets him killed like an animal.

Because he’s a bisexual bishop, that’s why.

So did I. My first playthough was over 140 hours long.

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>edelgard gatekeeping the gamers who don’t care about characterization from her route
Based, no wonder so many people hate her

They can weld the sword of the creator. Something no one else can do.

What prevents someone from swinging a piece of metal in FE lol. Never understood.

Remember that time she committed genocide by lighting a town on fire to attempt to corner you or that fact when you betrayed her she threatened to kill all the students that betrayed you. Theyre both fucking insane but id like to just point that out.

Holy shit, how?

I didn't find out about fast travel until my second playthrough and I still only hit 45 on the church route.

>Something no one else can do.
*ungas in your path*

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By "wield" it means hold the sword and the fancy lights activate and the sword extends, only crests can activate the technology in it and have it do that fancy extending thing

y-you too

in this game?
magic rocks that turn you into a feral dragon if you dont have the same symbol as it

Not really, it is the same growth as every single one of her supports with other characters. You have to commit to S rank as well to see anything and the support you see until then is dead boring.
Doesn't her support suggest she isn't a werewolf? It was just her first ancestor that turned into a beast.
Lorenz, Cluade and Ferdinand all say that but she is kinda ugly and her hair kinda sucks.

Fully explored the monastery and talked to everyone every month, recruited everyone, evenly leveled everyone, 2-6 battles a month (mostly to grind supports), all animations on, all text on auto play.

I hope she actually becomes a red head instead of pink.

THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER YOU SICK FUCK

Depends on the game. Falchion seems to have a dull blade if held by someone who can't wield it, while SotC can't do its magic bullshit (and probably corrupts you like the other relics)

Only spiritually. Besides she created my mother from a test tube anyway.

>reverse uno card

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She gets a lot of character in BL. And she gets way more screen time than Dimitri who dies like a bitch in every route but his own. He is still the most popular character and most of the time he is insane or just has two lines post time skip.

She's also your mother and grandmother at the same time so it cancels out.

You can still swing the weapon if you have a crest but it doesn’t match.
Only commoners get turned into dragons.

I mean it's kinda designed so that you're supposed to.
There's no incentive to not, e.g. certain characters would react if you entered their dormitory without permission, and shit like that. You know, like an RPG.
The NG+ is great in 3H compared to previous iterations, it's just a shame the Monastery is so lackluster in design and content. It's literally just a different type of menu-based grind, but instead of just navigating a menu you have to fuck with three other menus first and then walk five paces to fuck with the menu you wanted. Also obligatory atrocious fishing minigame.
I mean what the fuck were Koei/ISIS smoking when they designed this shit? Why do these shitty games with unnecessary padding always do it in the form of mechanics that barely even qualify as gameplay mechanics?
The Auction House in Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced 2. That was a gameplay mechanic. It was optional. It was rewarding. It was fun and genuinely interactive.
What the FUCK is all this crap in the Monastery? Fishing is the only thing mildly interactive, and it's terrible, even compared to FFXV's.
Fuck IntSys, and fuck JRPGs.
Game is taking the piss. Thank God they're hard at work releasing those totally not unbalanced and blatantly artificial difficulty increases to make the core game an actual video game, or at least something resembling a video game, instead of the afterthought this trash launched as.

When does wave 3 of dlc come out? I want to play the true route already.

REACH FOR MY HAND

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No Shamir, no vote

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>Offers hand to Edelgard
>She spits on it and tries to kill you instead

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See

Damn Nintendo is really breaking down boundaries. How time changes.

She only does that if you're Dimitri because Dimitri's life is suffering.

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Why didn't they write one, long story that had two dozen or so branching pathlets that told a story unique to (You) and your choices as they reverberated off the characters and their reactions?

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

The song is for Sensei, not Dimitri

>Dorothea/Petra hidden S rank

is this legit

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hot

Does anyone else in the series have more of a dumpster fire life than Dimitri? It is pretty fucking bad.

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No, Petra is always the first to get her tits out.

>Additional playable characters
Aside from Jeralt and Rhea, who?

Better question is why they wasted their time on the Church route when its literally Claude's route and El's final boss? They could have given BE more chapters rather then fucking 19 chapters. What were they thinking?

arguably Sigurd and Arvis, cuz both got cucked hard

Other way around. Claude route is the church route reused.

For church wouldn't F-Byleth make the most sense since she mostly just calls you mom?

Wave 4 sounds like the major content update - I wonder how it will be incorporated given the branching paths?

You. Now don't tell Nintendo.

>Go BL to save my main man, DM
>Edelgard dies
>Rhea gets away with everything and fucks off
>mfw
This is giving me flashbacks to Golden Sun

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Me?

The route was rushed.

Sad I know.

Maybe? If it was the default route you would expect it to be more than just a carbon copy of GD. Heck, the save-file icon even changes to reflect you got kicked out of the actual BE path so something weird happened during development

Pretty sure that's just South Korea actually. Japan itself has a huge boner for its imperial past which has been causing a lot of political issues lately

*granddaughtermommywife

by asking this you're going into spoiler territory so i picked the church route and found it mostly just ok, it feels like most of the students are just gone forever and i believe there is a 2nd battle at gronder that you miss and you hardly see based Dmitri, not bad but im hoping the other routes are better

Explain. Cuz theyre both identical but one actaully plays out with a lord as the game promotes.

>pick Rhea for mommy memes
>she's the one calling me mommy
fuck

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What did Rhea do wrong besides try her best to keep the peace between 3 retarded kingdom?

Sigurd gets cucked and then burned to death by the one guy left in his country he thought was his friend. The only reason Sigurd wasn't able to kill the guy that cucked him first was that his stolen wife kept healing him.

Hai.

Why does BE even exist?
Nothing Happens: The Route
The more I play/talk about it, the more this game feels unfinished. Not to even mention the blatant lack of any strategy/difficulty.
Reminds me of Awakening when Chrom and his bitchboy posse go to Naga and she/he/??? randomly interjects that she isn't a God/Goddess and isn't responsible for creation or anything, and nobody says anything or reacts.
Like, fucking what?

This. Shit poll deserves nothing.

try to turn you into Female yisus which is bad cuz you are the main character and thats baaaaad

Trying to bodysnatch Byleth

she needs a spanking

Why did his ghost visit you after you hear he's dead? Its never fucking explained. Does it serve a purpose?

Look at all the cut scenes, the soldiers wearing red armor. It all makes far, far more sense in the church route. Claude only gets one cutscene animated for himself really. Half the lines Blyeth gets to choose from are about searching for lady Rhea instead of asking about whatever "scheme" he is planning.

Anna is top and most traditional contender for NU-FE. I can’t see Jeralt and Rhea though unless there is another route where Jeralt doesn’t die, and Rhea doesn’t get captured like BE gets a THIRD route or we get Outrealm shenanigans where alternate reality Jeralt and Rhea join your team.

A more realistic expectation is still Anna, Judith, Nadar, Fleche, Ladislava and Randolph.

>have Rhea hostage for 5 fucking years in the 3/4 of the routes
>never at all questions her about anything

Black Eagle route only feels unfinished to me insofar as there's a lot of missing context and a lack of cutscenes to provide said context. Like, I had no idea what the FUCK was going on and why Byleth got knocked out for 5 years.

I still got 65 hours out of Crimson Flower and by the time I got to the final battle with the Immaculate One I felt like I had reached the end of a long journey.

Jeralt has support convos and class change lines in the game code

Shambala was still intact in BE.

If only Edel knew how the Sword of the Creator and other relics were made. She could have make a sick ass axe from Rhea's bones.

Hows that worse then a literal copy and paste? You actaully get unique dialoug and new home base. How the hell does the church route beat it over that?

no fuckin clue, especially weird since afaik you cant build supports with him if you pick another house. skipping over the huge reunion battle that apparently turns the tide of the war and lets you siege the capital was a let down. then he shows up outta nowhere and fucks off to never return.

Edelgard would never believe her, even if Hubert was convinced Edelgard wouldnt listen cuz she wants everything related by Rhea destroyed, this is why she doesnt kill her, she would become a Myrtr

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Thats not what genocide is

You have a dream based on your guilt for not saving him.

They wanted to give players a way out of the evil route

> another /u/ general thread

Are mods desperate for this board to grow or something? They allow theses CRINGE threads on every board.

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My heart is for Edelgard but Rhea does so many things to my dick...
What am I to do?

Because they got a discount artist?

Considering how much of BL goes unexplained I think the missing context was on purpose for both routes.

As for chapters themselves, I get the feeling the original plan for the route was to make exploring a bit more of fhargus, with !seirosRhea being the boss of one chapter, !monsterDedue being from another and Dimitri getting it's own proper showdown

Use your brain instead of a muscle or sexual organ?

put them in the rape dungeon in the golden deer route

This game just feels unfinished in some aspects. Really wonder why the wasted their time on the shitty version of Cluade's route.

Remember that time Edelgard used her entire city as hostages to prevent your entire army from attacking her or the fact that she literally caused almost every incident pre-timeskip and attempted to kill all your students and you in every route except her own? I'd like to just point that out.

Datamined is datamined. Flayn can level and up and change classes but then the is gone forever if you side with Edelgard. Development plans probably changed so that you wouldn’t be upset that a character that you leveled up would die anyway in every single route you play.

Nobody even knew whether Rhea was alive or dead for 5 years. She could have just offed her and never said a word about it.

Thats stupid. They should have just committed on the "evil" rather then be lazy.

>we never actually visit the rape basements when we go to Shambhala
what a missed opportunity

Based

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>Edeltards

You have god power just like Rhea want, so I think the purpose of Dimitri's ghost scene where you answer his question is supposed be portray one of your future jobs as god/archbishop who help people and guide them to right direction. You wasn't there for Dimitri, in the end he just died without achieve anything so you feel regret enough to get this ghost scene.

Difference being that BE’s epilogue more explicitly mentions the shadow campaign against it (it should have been playable yes but that’s beside the point) whereas you don’t hear a peep of it in BL’s

My brain tell me to get Lysithea.
I'm torn on all sides user!

As a Annafag i hate to admit this version of her is the most unappleaing and the GBA games beat her out by a long shot.

i have never played a Fire Emblem game and I dont know who any of the characters are so I voted for the one with the least amount of votes fuck you

Someone post the cathedral gate

>is gone forever if you side with Edelgard

I seriously could not get Flayn to be useful in any way so I benched her pretty quick, I was so relieved I didn't waste my time when Hubert said she had left the team

>or the fact that she literally caused almost every incident pre-timeskip and attempted to kill all your students and you in every route except her own?

Pretty sure that's canon even in her own route

Remeber how everyone leader in this game is fucking retarded because they never talk to understand the other? God i cant wait for the true route where this happens. I'd just like to point that out.

Sothis has dialogue for leveling up, and Anna is a very obvious one to add. Both Jeralt and Rhea have level up dialogue too
I'd like to see Holst and Count Bergliz but I don't think that'll happen.

If the last story dlc is a friendship route where events unfold differently and Jerald doesn't die, they could even add Kronya.
Kronya would actually be great because he supports could flesh out dubstepper society history, and culture.

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That's because in Blue Lions you don't even know the dudes exist. Any slitherer that dies in that route happens entirely by accident

Hell, you kill Thales in that route and no one treats it like if it was a huge thing

Wonder why we only got his and not Claude's either?

Remember to smile, Yea Forums!

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I would love to see Kronya as dlc only because I wanna see the Peri archetype done right with 3H's writers

>he wants a boring golden route where everyone holds hands and defeats the ancient evil that has awakened with the power of friendship like every other anime game

Why the fuck can you manchildren not handle any genuine tragedy or dramatic stakes in your story?

I love Edelgard, and I love Dmitri. But their story is diminished if it ends in any way other than one killing the other.

Everyone is so mean to Dedue.
Who is a good girl to pair with him?

She does the same shit the Agarthan's do, except instead of aspiring to power she abuses the power she already has.
She'd rather manipulate strife and orchestrate death than even attempt diplomacy, AKA Edelgard.
The difference is Rhea's been doing it for a millennium, and Edelgard is like 17 and was tortured in a dungeon for two years or some shit, by a dude who was manipulated by Rhea.
So fuck me, I guess. Edelgard can die, that's fine, but I want the choice to hang this dragon slut from the rafters.
Also what the fuck, why does Byleth become the Archbishop of the Church? Like at this point it's completely understood that the "Teachings of Seiros" are utter nonsense.
Why the fuck does the Church even still exist?
I swear you have to be on crack for this shit to make an iota of sense.

Go to bed already fag

Shamir or Annette.

Dedue is based and getting to know him on NG+ BL run made me feel so guilty for killing him on my BE playthrough

Dmitri.

Me. Easy. I love BBC.

I am now imagining “Monica” telling the Professor that they don’t have to worry about me, followed by Byleth picking her up over the shoulders and carrying her to class kicking a screaming. Meanwhile Edelgard and Hubert look on with a smirk on their faces.

Mercedes. They literally become the sole saviors of the Duscur race together.

I also like imagining a pure Church girl like Mercedes getting DUSCUR'D.

This, fuck you faggots who want this shit unironically.

Give me a Heaven’s Feel esque, fucking EVERYTHING goes wrong and only through great sacrifices do the heroes manage to eke out a victory (Like all 3 lords dying+ Byleth)

>implying it won't instead be a dark route
>Uncle Thales decides to send Edelgard back to the rape basement and take direct control of the empire
>Rhea is going fucking batshit and turns the chuch into an insanely fanatical institution
>Dimitri still a murderhobo, but now the church are among the rats
>Nemesis somehow woke up and is raping the shit out of the Alliance so Claude bails for Almyra

It was just a joke but we all know its gonna happen. Personally i think a route like that would be nice but instead YOU die instead of anyone else. Itd be bittersweet.

Claude was reported to be missing but not dead like Dimitri. Since I played every routes I know Claude would be still alive and very likely fuck off to Almyra.

it exist because people cling to it, even if you tell people its bullshit they wont budge, but it does more good than harm because it brings hope to people, and Byleth as head would be even better and less shady, its the same shit as the prophecy thing in tales of the abyss the SCORE

I sure hope you got the special ending for that mission, where he dies together with Dimitri.

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I wish they wouldn't make their death flags so fucking obvious.

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>tfw Conquest with 3H writing or 3H with Conquest maps is pretty much the perfect FE game
Why can't I have both? Why must it always be one or the other?

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This. God imagine how good this would be.

does this happen if you somehow bypass Dedue to kill Dmitri?

She doesn't die though

I'm not saying anything is better than anything, not really.
Every route is virtual nonsense with unsatisfactory resolutions complete with exposition dumps to establish and resolve the same tired old tropes in record speed and efficiency.
Could've made Deus Ex, but they made Final Fantasy instead. They even had the conspiracy and Illuminati-type lore setup, and they soiled it with tripe and some minor character development, which apparently is a fuckin' new revelation for Jap writers.
Honeymoon's over, where're my divorce papers?

What death flags? She don't get killed at all except in BE.

You need to kill Dedue before he transforms into a crest beast.

I mean, it's holy blood from dragons that got genocided that enables people to use dragonbone weapons that can win wars.

And the church itself doesn't even put the emphasis on those, that's way more the other three. Alois, Manuela, and Shamir, and Gilbert are all relatively high-ranking people to the church/monastery, and not one of them has a crest.

Oh, that's good because everytime someone based joined and isn't playable it usually means they get knifed in the back or something.

My head cannon is that he dies since they mentioned it was a very brutal battle and how it probably means it wasn't part of his plan for it to be that bad.

So if Claude is an Almyran, why does he have a crest?

His mother is from the Alliance, he pretty much confirms that he's a halfie in a few supports.

Arvis is also retarded. Imagine if Edelgard didn't kill off the slithers after securing control of the continent. That's what Arvis did.

He's half
His mom is Duke Regan's daughter and his dad is the king of Almyra

I see. Interesting insight user. Hopefully dlc fix that.

What would be the alternative though? Let them know that Crests were created from dragon blood/bones so that the rest of her kind of hunted down, or kill off every single Crest-user and all their children so that the line is discontinued forever?

A little bit into BL after the skip. First run. Am I correct to do BL, BE, GD, then Church?

So basically Arvis is Edelgard without the wish fulfillment aspect?

How did an Almyran manage to fuck Regan's daughter? I thought the Alliance hates Amyrans.

Church is basically GD but with Rhea and no Claude, you'll want to put BE between them.

Ignore the church and just do the other three. You won't miss out on anything. Im dead fucking serious.

Switch BE and GD.

Do church or GD next.
If you do BE next you'll have to do GD and Church one after the other and they have the exact same maps so it'll get real boring real fast

If you plan to do all, either GD or Church. They're so similar that you don't want to leave them as the last two. Otherwise, BE to set up Edelgard's motivation, and then GD to point out her stupid she is.

Make it be a mark of Cain type shit.

You know how rich white girls will travel abroad to Africa for "humanitarian missions" when really they just want to get BLACKED?

same thing here

Church route BTFO.

How many people do I need to recruit on BE to have a full team with adjutants?
I think I have enough with 3 extra students, the professors, and Shamir, but I'm not keen on using Hanneman since he seems really weak, and I'm lacking on tanky characters outside of def-blessed Ferdinand.

It's implied his mom is pretty wild and tough
Probably went to Amlyra on her own to see what it was like and fell in love with his dad there and decided to stay

Are you retarded? Arvis became an idiot immediately after pulling off his BBQ. There's no reason why he let Manfloy live after Barbara except because the plot needed it to happen.

There shouldn't even be an evil route, the evil should have been determined by your choices and evershifting alignment, instead of one (1) arbitrary choice.
Every route is evil, anyway, relatively speaking of course.
>Church reinforces Rhea's ideology of manipulation and haphazard experimentation; Ends abruptly because of standard JRPG retarded nonsensical dragon shit
>Eagle reinforces Edelgard's means to an end, the end of which is obscured by her own lust for revenge against the aforementioned. The chain of retaliation is what will truly bind this world together as one; The Skullfuck route
>Lion is just dumb as fuck, despite Dmitri's dialogue/character. This faggot has no ideology, he's just a stray dog and you're along for the ride. He learns some minor diplomacy which still ends in blood, but whatever. Then he lets the reason for fucking everything go and becomes presumably the worst king in Fodlan's history, because soldiers never make for good kings.
>Deer is whatever. You like to be True Neutral? Fuck you, your lord is a contrary, vain homo who is salty that he's inferior. Also you're the ambiguous ruler of literally everything now because ???, don't fuck it up, I guess.
I guess Deer isn't really evil, it's just overtly dumb. This whole game is just nonsense, really.

>She does the same shit the Agarthan's do, except instead of aspiring to power she abuses the power she already has.
She gives her closest followers her blood, but it only became a problem when she went berserk. And reviving Sothis is sure as shit ain't as stupid as some ancient revenge scheme.
>She'd rather manipulate strife and orchestrate death than even attempt diplomacy, AKA Edelgard.
She executed Lonato's son on the pretense he was involved in the shit in Duscar, but the fucker was gonna hang for trying to assassinate her anyway.
>The difference is Rhea's been doing it for a millennium, and Edelgard is like 17 and was tortured in a dungeon for two years or some shit, by a dude who was manipulated by Rhea.
The only war Rhea started was when she rallied Fodlan against Nemesis' forces. Her involvement with the wars in history following was just damage control after humans began infighting.
>Also what the fuck, why does Byleth become the Archbishop of the Church? Like at this point it's completely understood that the "Teachings of Seiros" are utter nonsense.
Byleth has been shown to be an exceptional leader who people follow, and it's implied that the Church of Seiros' teachings are the same as Sothis' since ancient times.
If you're not going to play the game or even pay attention at least read this.
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see>Edelgard can die, that's fine, but I want the choice to hang this dragon slut from the rafters.

>The Church is evil!
I AM the Church.

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Isn't Black Eagles the evil route thought? Even if the game treats it as a good thing you're still taking over the world anyway

Bride Marianne in FEH when?

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Did something happened? Because a couple of switch exclusives are getting review bombed.

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Seething Edeltards itt

>the writing is bad because the characters don't make the perfectly rational decisions *I* would have made given hindsight and the context
>Why didn't they just wave their magic wand and solve all the problems in the world??????

How does it feel being literally autistic?

sony guys have to review nintendo games because they dont have any to review

Control getting worse reviews the week of a Nintendo exclusive (Astral Chain).

Imagine Kronya acting disgusted over the idea of having to mate with a lowly beast but she secretly likes it because its probably the only time she's ever felt affection in her life

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Do BL, then GD to get answer to masked dudes because BE won't answer it, then BE for Edelgard's POV and finally Church. Though GD and Church is very much same except for final maps and different characters in all cutscenes so you're probably better off not doing it at all if church characters don't interest you.

>he likes copy and pasta stories.

It's the "evil" route in that Edelgard is deliberately an amalgamation of every Emperor character the series has seen - she's a composite of Walhart, Arvis, Hardin, etc and she's unironically a villain in every other route because she didn't have the Professor to temper her worst impulses

>Her supports end up you slowly reverse corrupting her as she attends classes and fight along side you.
She was popular enough for FEH, it would make sense to try to use her for DLC to recycle her assets that were wasted for one single map.

Your fantasies are strange and you should be gassed lmao.

Unironically the hottest girl in the game

Your logic is sound, even if I personally wouldn't choose to retain something I didn't believe in just to... manipulate people with it.
Oh, so Byleth is evil too? I suppose the name was a giveaway.
It's a shame you can't RP and make your own choices, forced to follow the whims of a characterless mute.
I mean I never once read the books in the library, or attended choir, or trained faith. Apparently I'm a devout follower, though.

Fair enought. I'm still happy the w
writting is far better and that there isn't that much guilt tripping compared to Conquest. That game loves to shove on your face how horrible of a person you are for choosing Nohr.

3H is the best written game in the series despite the flaws, basically no other game even tried.

Well she's the only slither that they try to make even slightly sympathetic, with her death being a betrayal and her reaching out for help in desperation
The only bad thing she does in the story is kill Jeralt, and if Jeralt doesn't die in the dlc route, then she hasn't done anything bad that we know of
I mostly want her because I think her supports could be really interesting but getting to make albino mole babies with her would be cool too.

>Apparently I'm a devout follower, though.
Ignoring the fact that you pretty much the incarnation of Sothis? I think they can excuse you for your history in not attending liturgies dedicated to you.

It could have been so much better with better production values. Cutscenes and and production work can be such a bummer.

Here's hoping that with Three Houses' runaway success that the next game will get AAA budget and time considering Fire Emblem is basically a flagship franchise now

I second this.

Dude, she's the one that turned all those students into demonic beasts in Remire remember?

man, I really hate this fucking poll a lot. Just use the girl's names for fucks sakes dude, holy shit.

>Edelgard and Hubert find out about slitherers early on
>arundel catches wind of this, imprisons both and locks them up indubstep dungeon
>arundel is now lord regent of empire and wages war across fodlan
>Edelgard and Hubert break out, and find nemesis’ coffin. Believing that nemesis is the savior liberator king, he gets released and nemesis begins razing fodlan because Unga bunga
>ohshitthiswasntsupposedtohappen.jpg
>Garreg Mach falls, rhea and the knights run to faerghus and fight a defensive war with punished dimitri as king
>Claude runs off to Almyra to get more troops to fight nemesis and arundel.
>5 years pass
>byleth awakens to a world where faerghus has nuke spots and Dimitri captured, and the alliance on its last legs
>nemesis has killed rhea, flayn and seteth, and gains power up from drinking dragon essence
>he attacks the empire too because unga gonna bunga
>Edelgard has sided with Claude over the five years
>dimitri has become crest boar beast due to experimentation by the dubsteppers
>you beat him in a mission and he reverts back to himself, albeit with silver hair as he has crests also implanted in him
>you, Dimitri, Claude and Edelgard fight arundel and nemesis
>all house leaders die
>except (you)

Kek, you are still at this even after being destroyed several times.

>Why the fuck can you manchildren not handle any genuine tragedy or dramatic stakes in your story?
Are we talking about TH here? Because, to have "genuine tragedy or dramatic stakes" you need good writing, and well, that's a FE game.

>Lysithea and Marianne first
Holy mother of shit taste, this board has disappointed me yet again.