FACT: Every single video-game would benefit massively from the inclusion of more skeletons

did you know your body is shaped just like a skeleton
checkmate

Heros of Mighty Magic 3 play as the necromancer guy and raise an army of skeletons

fantasy is one of the most boring and regurgitated genres
make something fucking original

report and sage this thread for being too spooky

agreed

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Hell Yeah!
What are some games i can play as a skeleton?

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Divinity Original Sin II
Even better, you can be a lizard skeleton and fuck.

Go join the Tiananmen Square protestors, Winnie the Pooh

>Walking bones!
>This skeleton is skilled indeed.

No, skeletons are shaped like us, because they are fueled by jealousy.

Some nights, when I'm laying in bed, I think about my skeleton jumping out of my skin.

shin megami tensei

Imagine a skeleton action game
>start out as basic skelly
>get more and more bones
>drink special bone milk to get stronger bones
>become bigger skeleton
>get bone weapons
>wear skulls everywhere
>skeletons

You're right.

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>start out as basic skelly
>get more and more bones

How can you get more bones if you already have all your bones?

3 rib

Become more bone filled
Reinforce your bones with extra bones
Beware the bone mages

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Maximum skull build

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youtube.com/watch?v=iUR-sg5jRBQ

BY SIGMAR

yikes

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Medievil. The remake is perfectly dropping before halloween.

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you sound like a skeleton

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Kenshi

*blocks your skeleton's path*

Who needs innards to stab when I can crack your ribcage with one swipe

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where did he get that giant skull?

I want a game with a ton of races and job classes and skills. I want the game from Overlord, even if it's just the races and job classes. I don't want just skeletons, I want the opportunity to increase my racial class and evolve into a higher form of undead/skeleton.

thats his

>no one named Medievil
You guys disappoint me more every day

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Just use a shield lmao

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The skeleton game to end all skeleton games.

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I can give you a bone

I don't like skeletons, whenever they are in a game I know I'm boned.

Skeletons are CUTE!!

Yes.
>Tutorial: Walking bones
>Early game: Skeleton warriors
>Mid game: Skeleton mages
>Early endgame: Lich
>Late endgame: Dracolich
>Postgame: Demilich
>Post-postgame: Calcium elemental

Dude, dude, get this. A Skeleton, but he´s a magic wielding detective in a suit

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skyrim's skeletons are a shame

Grim fandango

sometimes I forget that there are actual calcium haters on this board

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no way. skeletons are too spooky.
good thing they aren't real

who could be behind this post

Retard

I will beat you with thirty chariots for your insolence.

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Every day I pray that I can become a skeleton knight

>plain skeleton
>armored skeleton
>armored skeleton with glowing eyes
what comes next

Super Skelemania
You Died but a Necromancer Revived You

Skeletons are unironically based enemies. I love when I find them in games. Grabbed by the Ghoulies has some of the best ones. Also this thread is censored in China.

cloaked skeletons
levitating cloaked skeletons

Skeleton archers and sketon mages

Armored skeleton with glowing eyes and a big hat.

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big dick skeleton

t. not a skelebro

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Are there any games where I can be a skeleton and do skeleton things with skelebros that doesn't look like shit

Glowing skeleton with armored eyes

Most people seem to this bossfight because it was easy but I thought it was kino and fun

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Ok but how would a skeleton move their bones with out muscles?

Protip: you cant checkmate

Magic

Skul, if it ever comes out.

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>t. lvl 3 wraith

>he needs muscles to move
get a load of this fleshpile

>how skeletons move their bones
That's easy, with more bones.

>he got rused by the calcium lobby
open your eyes user. they can't stay in the shadows forever. as a matter of fact, i have information about mist

Mr. Bones

extremely based and spookypilled

operation darkness' only major flaw for me was the introduction of skeletons honestly

>opponents

OP didn't say anything about skeletons as enemies. They could just as easily be supporting characters, they've got a lot of potential for comic relief, or maybe even a protagonist role.

how can they move without muscles. it doesnt make any sense

Magic.

They are basically poltergeists that posses a bunch of bones

Le quirky skeleton thread. Is this resetera?

Eat calcium

Luckily most games do have skeletons as they inhabit most humanoid creatures, except for those filthy exos, showing off with their skeleton on the outside.

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Skeletons are too fast.

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They're animated by necromancy, just like zombies. If necromancy can make a dead body get up, walk around, eat people, and digest their flesh (because how else do you explain where it all goes), holding a skeleton together can't be that hard.

Blessed

Agree

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Soul Calibur 6.

he looks so chuffed and all his bros are happy for him.

skeletons are not real they are just stories your father told to scare you

>Perhaps the fact that everyone has a skeleton inside them.

Actually, your brain is inside the skull, so you're inside the skeleton.

Why are skulls so cool?

>download Skeleton race mod
>wait until night and hide on roofstops in cities
>jump down and cast Fear on people walking the streets
Last time I had fun in Skyrim

game?

Looks like Assassin Creed Black Flag with a skeleton crew mod.

looks like assassins creed 4: black flag.

the pirate stuff was fun, but the assassin stuff was so fucking tedious.

Maybe Ubisoft should drop the whole assassin thing and focus on the pirate stuff. Pirate's Creed. Though it's more like a loose guideline.

isn't that what they're doing with Skull and Bones?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_&_Bones_(video_game)

Skeletons in industrial exoskeletons.

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Fuck off, chink

Reminder there's a skeleton inside you right now.

Oh my God guys, I'm a reverse psychic. I can predict events that have already happened.

ACQUIRE
MORE
CALCIUMS

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Nice reddit thread

>skeletons are reddit
does that mean we are all reddit?

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>t. calcium deficient Nigger

Oh, that's a good one.

Give me back my old Tomb Kings, GW.

Ossiarchs aren't Tomb Kings.

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>practically immune to bullets and arrows
>garbage tier
They might be cannon fodder most of the time but they have their strengths, and it only gets better with animal skeletons and those of fantasy creatures

Reminder that this is an actual game that exists.
youtube.com/watch?v=zi8xe94_cC8

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breath of death vii is a fun game where you play as Dem Bones

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Stay mad fleshboi

hard to argue with that

Skellies are bros, come on, how can you hate them?

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