Boot up GTA 5 for the first time in 3 years

Never once have I advocated for the state to start making video games
What the hell is wrong with you

SA-MP is unironically more fun than GTA O

partially blame complainers who didn't want weaponized vehicles to be in passive, that means I ride around in the open, that means when the bike beeps you get the missile, tell rockstar to change it back so I can fly in passive and we'll all be a little more happy

>that means when the bike beeps you get the missile
I guess this is what I don't get, I don't understand what kind of satisfaction that can possibly give

When I fly my Deluxo I constantly get blown up because the car doesn't defend itself like the MK2, so what's up with that? It's like "people" are telling me to get back on the bike.
Or anything that isn't the bike...

Some people actually try to harass me in passive, so I start sending attack teams over and over on them.

I wouldn't know, I just drive normal cars. Those hover vehicles just feel boring. I did buy the first Oppressor one time, but I don't really use it either, or have any weapons on it. But it's at least more fun to use than the flying ones

Only children play GTA because only children play pay to win games.
>it's not pay to win!
Don't even try lol

>not using passive
>not defending yourself
>not looking at your map
>WTF WHY I DIE!! BULLSHIT!

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SAMP and MTA did online GTA better than Rockstar ever will

Yeah uninstalled the day they added flying motorcycles cause its fucking autism. The game was ruined after the first money glitch way back on 360 desu

GTAV is so dull it's offensive.

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All of.that is.fine but flying motorcycles.are for retarded faggots.and should not be in GTA. Thats saints row.shit

>If you know how to brake for corners, you're significantly better at driving than most people
That’s a horrifying thought considering how piss easy it is.

OP, if you want money just ask. I'll drop you a few million.

That image

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Eh, yeah it is kind of a slippery slope and they should have more or stronger counters, but they are fun to fly and make grinding much quicker.

The hoverbike in SR3 is great for getting around, and nothing else. Lock-on missiles on that shit? Wish we could've had that.

Tell me how to get in one pls, I'm all about the free aim

hey i need some mils too

> they should have more or stronger counters
lmfao gta v isn't a fucking rts you giant autismo, that shit should have never made it ingame in the first place.

>no counter for MKII
Explosive rounds, and anyone who isn't a shit at dog fights. They aren't all that fast and you're wide open in the air. Easy to kill an MKIIfag if you see them coming because 9 out of 10 of them are retarded babies who are flying straight at you in the open air

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Yeah that's what's so ridiculous. I'll sometimes get chased by people, but I always outrun them with ease even with a much slower car, just because I realize it's probably not a good idea to go flat out into a turn. I guess that's who these bikes are for, no need to drive if you can just fly everywhere. Then if you get them off the bike, they're totally helpless again. I managed to bully a facepaint wearing dweeb out from a lobby with a damn ray gun the other day

I don't even necessarily mind that they fly, rather it's the obnoxious homing missiles that ruin it

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No. Its retarded bullshit they added for noobs to counter people who were god tier at using the Harrier or Falcon. Catering to straight no-skill scrubs. There are no flying.street bikes irl. Meaning.they should.be in Saints Row with all the other fake shit. Needless to say im not a 12 year old.so.I.find flying motrocycles fucking dumb

Go into single player and change the aiming preference in the options. Then go online and it puts you in a free aim lobby

Is your keyboard ok

I used to drive around in normal cars, now I do it only in passive, or I end up getting shot at or blown up, and even in passive people are still shooting at me and driving their cars through me and following me around the map sometimes.
The game is crazy.

shit i'd take that in a heartbeat. I'm on pc.

The Rockstar Fanboy Checklist (GTA version):
>contrarian
>it's a single player game
>the loading screens are long because there's a lot of content
>stop shilling for paid DLC
>your opinion doesn't matter
>it's not pay to win
>you're not forced to buy shark cards
>I never bought a shark card
>it's not a grind
>you don't need to buy everything
>blowing up ceo crates is part of the game
>the new casino doesn't count as gambling
>shitter
>PvP takes skill
>the controls are good
>the cops aren't overpowered
>the AI isn't overpowered
>Trevor is a good character
>muh satire
>the story is well written
>10/10
>masterpiece
>the radio isn't bad
And their personal favorite
>if you don't like it, don't play it
If you think you're arguing with a fanboy, simply resort to this checklist, call him a fanboy, then ignore him. Watch him cower and recoil as he's been found out.

They also blow up my parked vehicle, that's why I make sure to drive a car with 20 grand insurance.

lmao just do bogdan glitch and buy your own flying bike

gta 5 online is absolute shit anyways cant even spawn more than 1 of your owned cars at once its a fucking joke game
i personaly only boot it up to fly around and kill low levelers

It's more to do with the fact that it's extremely fast and nimble (how can you say it's not fast when it's literally faster in straight line and circuit than every supercar in the game, while being much smaller?) and can be easily respawned in just a few seconds meaning you can either hit and run or go even at worst. The only real counters are fighter jets and Insurgent Pickup Custom (which requires two people)

It doesn't counter jets though, explosive rounds counter jets though.

it's a shame they nerfed the payout for races years ago, they were my favourite thing about the game, even with the rubberbanding that people always enabled I had a 2:1 win ratio over a few hundred races, you would make so much money from it.

>want to do heist
>have fun waiting for hours untill you might actually be lucky and have people in who are good or you play with friends have good luck being 20+ and finding 3 people who are online and want to play gta 5 at the same time
>want to play free mode
>have fun being shot at 24/7 by other bored people
>try to do missions
>have fun waiting and doing the same 4-5 missions over and over again for minimal pay
honest to god gta 5 multiplayer is THE worst multiplayer game i have ever played
other than doing all heists with friends only and doomsday heists it has absolutly nothing to offer

>cant even spawn more than 1 of your owned cars at once
that's true, but I believe you can have your personal vehicle plus casino vehicles plus Pegasus vehicle all at the same time,
also the Terrorbyte plus MK2 at the same time.

She knows

Haven't played V's story since 2013, wonder if it's been long enough to go back. Feel like it was pretty short, and I remember most of the missions.

yes sure but you should still be allowed to spawn multiple vihicles of any kind
fucking sucks knwoing how many cars i have and wanting my bros to use them
but i can only spawn one car

whole game is a fucking joke in my opinion

It's essentially an MMO, but instead of minmaxing your stats and xp, you minmax your money gain. Some people get absolutely autistic with it, this guy is a good example

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youtube.com/watch?v=Yya5cVMcaWQ

Lmao, I knew who it was before I even clicked. Autistic people make some of the best content though.

kek holy shit
i wish there was more to the game than simply gaining money
at some point you will own everything and just ask yourself "well what now?"

i recently started replaying gta 4 and holy fuck
rockstar used to be so based

I just mess around mostly. The only thing I really buy are cars, so I don't need to make a lot of money. It's still the only game like this, where you're just cruising on a bike and suddenly you see two planes collide in the air

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They really need to expand the customization on vehicles in VI. I know they won't though, because everything has to be tightly governed, or else kids will spaz that it's not fair that they can't buy their way to instantly having the best everything on offer.

i wish the radio wasnt so shit

i mean if youre having fun thats all that matters user
i stopped having fun with this game long ago but i still play with friends from time to time and help them

I played a lot of online and people generally are doing their own thing and leave you alone

if they don't implement streaming radio in the next game, they are retards.

i hope they do a more dramatic story line
i liked the serious tone in gta 4
also for the love of god if they fuck up gunplay and explosions again i wont even be buying this shit and just replay 4 again

whenever i try to sell cars people will blow me up 8/10 times

i dont even bother doing it in lobbies with 10+ players anymore

that sounds awful as fuck

how? they take like 2 minutes

I'm sure they will, people buy a ton of cars. A while back they were looking for devs with a "deep understanding of car culture"

Strom berg > pussy oppressor

i'd rather have that than hear the same 40 songs on repeat until i just turn the radio off, and never listen to it again. don't want my own playlist either, prefer new music or it gets stale really fast.

its a phoneposter, double tapping space will enter a fullstop

>the controls are good
>the cops aren't overpowered
>the AI isn't overpowered
>Trevor is a good character
>muh satire
>the story is well written
I started playing V 4 days ago and so far didn't have any problems with any of these things. Just your typical GTA game.

One thing I love doing is abusing the OC on everyone get fucked trash and stay in story mode before you get more Lzzzzzzz faggots

Oddly enough I just reinstalled this for the first time in ~2 years. Same exact rig as before. Game runs like complete and utter garbage now. SP and online. Wound up spending a few hours googling fixes and setting everything to the lowest settings and I still hovered around 18-22 FPS. I used to get 45 - 60 with high and some very high settings. All other games work fine and the only thing I could find was that one of the updates fucked performance for some people, but there wasn't really a fix.

Oh, and also I timed it and it takes literally ten minutes to even get past the spinning wheel to load Online, which apparently is a really common problem. How can a studio fuck up a game so badly? Definitely going to uninstall when I need space for something that actually fucking works.

>Unironically playing online multiplayer

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it was shit from the moment it launched and only managed to get worse over time. the SP aged like milk, too

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