Shh, keep quiet Yea Forums, this Piranha Plant is sleeping

Can we jump on his stomach?

Is it just me, or has Piranha Plant become far more popular recently? It used to be that Goombas and Koopa Troopas were the most popular minion characters, but now it seems like Piranha Plant is getting a huge push. What's going on?

1. He's a playable character in Smash
2, Tentacle porn

Yeah piranha plant assimilation vore is hot as fuck

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She looks very cute like that, I'll make sure to not wake her up.

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Don't disrespect the belly, it ain't a trampoline.
He probably wouldn't mind.

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>He probably wouldn't mind.

He's killed for less. He's cold-blooded.

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OOOOOOOOH SHIT!

F

>she
please take your psyop bait to another board thanks

>He's killed for less.
When

Just because K. Rool is male doesn't mean he can't be a girl.

It's the law of the jungle, baby. Kill or be killed. Life ain't all eating bananas and napping in the sun down in Donkey Kong Country.

just because he can be a girl doesn't mean he is a girl dimmbass, if he is male he is male regardless of what he could be

Fine, no reason to mes with him anyw--aw fuck, is that a red coin behind him?

Literally anything that can be a girl, which is everything, is one since it wants to be one.

Just run up and try to grab it. Either you get the coin or he eats you. It's win-win.

how the fuck do you know that king k rool wants to be a girl? he's not even a real fucking character with thoughts

It is when you're not fighting.

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Life in the jungle is a battle without end.

>Sleeping Piranha Plant

youtube.com/watch?v=uqqUgG2PUL4

user, why are you taking my bait so serious? I mean, I could have kept going but I just feel bad now. Learn to tell bait from real posts, you just end up looking retarded responding to shit like that.

FUCK GIANT BOMB

It is when you're taking a break or you're already at the top.

I already know its bait I even stated so in the first post responding to you just wanted to see where you would go with it

>"I was PRETENDING to be retarded"
Okay.

>taking a break

You mean standing still? It's like you WANT to eaten. And you don't stay at the top for very long without CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

I wasn't pretending to be retarded I literally took the bait whilst acknowledging it was bait. Also i am very well that this post was also bait but why stop now

Everyone needs a break sometimes.

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wouldn't it be the baiter who was pretending to be retarded?

From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?

Pichu is fast asleep, everyone!

wake it up and rupture its eardrums

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sasha is asleep

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What was wrong with the ampersand?

Are you ok

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