Play gameboy in car

>actually do it one time
>still survive

>walk in public
>urge to rip my clothes off

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>see dog
>Urge to ____pet___

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all me

I just want to ram everyone off the road tbqh

>room on the top floor of a hotel, ~ 5 stories up
>urge to jump through the bay window in your room

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just gamer things XD

>walking over a freeway over-pass
>urge to jump off into rush hour traffic

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>have gf
>urge to punch her everytime she opens her mouth or has that dumbass facial expression

>walk in empty hallway
>urge to scream to see if it echoes.

>poop
>urge to eat the poop

>checkout line
>some old lady cuts off
>urge to beat her to death
Seriously, why the fuck do they do that

>walk in hallway with no one in it
>urge to do dark souls boss moves

>sitting at your computer
>get the unnerving sense to look behind you

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>talking to female customer in my retail job
>powerful urge to beat the shit out of her and do nasty shit like fuck her eye socket

How do I effectively quell these thoughts because I feel like they show on my face sometimes.

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>get a cup of water from kitchen
>see dad relaxing in living room
>urge to chuck it at him

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I looked behind me
there's nothing th

>shaving beard
>get strong urge to just slit my fucking throat
>put the fucking thing down for a minute

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Why the fuck are we like this?
Is it our brain telling us it's a terrible idea?

>see sister's baby
>urge to punt it 100 yards

no it's our subconscious about to go gamer joker mode and FUCK SOCIETY FUCK LIFE FUCK RULES

>sister gets a new kitten
>urge to take a big bite out of it

>see puppy
>urge to step on it

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>talk to boss
>urge to slice his left eyeball with a sheet of paper
why the fuck

I drive for a living and that's how I feel all day.

I remember watching a Vsauce video about it, I think it was called "Why are things creepy?" or something else. He said it was basically our minds registering the ambiguity of it. Like how when you look off the side of the top of a building and you feel like somebody is about to push you or something, or when you're sitting next to somebody on a ledge and you think of how you could just push them off. Something weird from our cavemen days or something.

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just the dark side of our nature, logic and intelligence doesn't make an organism noble
my uneducated guess is it helps against ambushes, easier to fuck up an assailant if you were imagining ripping someone's ears off before they strike

Morbid curiosity just to see how people would react. There was an episode of Trapeze all about someone being troubled by having numerous fantasies where he would imagine himself doing stupid impulsive bullshit in public.

I was just playing that a minute ago. Great game.

>grab kitchen scissors
>sudden urge to snip my finger

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Our brain giving us ideas of what harm could come to us. You see an open window and think "me falling out" and your mind turns it to "what if I jumped out"

>Nothing is stopping you
you're stopping you

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Thanks watermelon Toad Genie Daddy Big Boi 420 XXX Shasta Cola at Discount prices only at Walgreens

>masturbating in room
>urge to call mom or sister and let them watch while i fap

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Doing those things is against social norms, so we're curious about what would happen if we actually did it. It's much like when you tell a child not to do something they become more tempted to do it.

It's the same reason why when we play games we get an urge to be the biggest asshole possible to the characters.

Children aren’t allowed on Yea Forums

I'm new to it, could I have any tips to get my exhibitionism stat up? I just wanted to walk around naked and be a stripper but everyone keeps saying my dancing sucks at the brothel and I'm not even allowed to go in the strip club. Is there any point where the game lets you leave your wardrobe nude?

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My desire to see is stopping me you fucking retard

It's kinda morbid how suihomicidal impulses are kept at bay simply by morals. Like all that media about humans turning into mindless savages from some disease or whatever is only half-true.
Fucking imagine a movie about humans infected with a virus that simply let our impulses run wild. You're completely aware that cutting someone, jumping out windows, breaking people's noses, etc. are wrong and bad but you literally can't stop yourself. You can try to isolate yourself, but the moment you have the thought "what if I break out", you and whoever is near you are fucked.

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Take dancing lessons at the dance studio to get your dance up, and I think pretty early you should get an option to strip your shirt while dancing, which can be a good point to start getting Exhibition up. Since you have the brothel unlocked, you should be able to buy a fake ID to get into the club too.

At max exhibition, and maybe also setting your attitude to being cool with it, you can leave the house at night completely naked. You'll still be in that 'hiding' mode though, sneaking around and stuff while exposed instead of just waltzing around in the nude all confident like.

>Fucking imagine a movie about humans infected with a virus that simply let our impulses run wild. You're completely aware that cutting someone, jumping out windows, breaking people's noses, etc. are wrong and bad but you literally can't stop yourself. You can try to isolate yourself, but the moment you have the thought "what if I break out", you and whoever is near you are fucked.
isn't that every tranny with a twitter account?

>be alive
>urge to kill myself

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>skateboarding
>urge to hill bomb without safety gear
And now I have 11 stitches on the back of my head fml

so a movie adaptation of Crossed?

Not just me then.

Normalbrain here, get fucked, reprobates

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>Would finally be free of my Catholic guilt

sign me up to be patient zero

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imagine having a boring life and being proud of it

game?

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based

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Degrees of Lewdity, HTML based

vrelnir.blogspot.com/

Degrees of Lewdity

You've done good things today, anons. A blessing on both your houses.

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Why i stopped smoking weed.
Apparently, smoking weed makes it harder for new thoughts to enter, and tou remain fixated on one.

I often have those "what if" moments, and weed makes me stay on it.

The last time i was high, i was lkterally wrestling myself on the floor, knocking furniture over, trying to keep myself from putting my hand in the garbage disposal.

I was driving this morning and Christ is the urge strong

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this is known as an "intrusive thought". perfectly normal to think, but once you decide to genuinely consider it then it's a problem. granted it may very well be just in our nature to be absolute fucking retards and acting upon them but since we have society and morals today unlike before, chances are it will not go well

tl;dr
yes its normal, just dont do it and we're good

Enjoy it, there's a lot to go through, plenty of different sorts of runs to do. Pure school girl, pure dancer, pure cat girl, pure angel, etc. Don't let temptation defile you user.

>riding on a plane
>urge to open the door midflight and jump out

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The time before that, i wrestled with a cop and took 4k volts.

I can not handle weed, something seriously hiding in my subconscious that wants out. Im suprised i can even function.

I'm actually curious, what causes this?

>The last time i was high, i was lkterally wrestling myself on the floor, knocking furniture over, trying to keep myself from putting my hand in the garbage disposal.
Sounds like you've got some underlying shit, weed doesn't do that to people.

You are nothing and so are your desires.

>see cat
>urge to punt it to fucking orbit

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>live around shitty drivers
>everyone around me regularly tailgating and going 20 mph over the limit
>waving through cars like massive faggots
>usually BMW drivers or those cunts with paper plates
>strong urge to get out of my car and pop their tires to leave a strong lasting memory of why their drivers license should be revoked
>scrap the thought and just piss them off by pacing a car next to me so they cant weave through traffic or speed off unless they literally drive through a turn lane or into opposing traffic
>which many have done anyway
i make a lot of calls to police

beware of dolphin

literally everyday but with small dogs or babies

Yeah, thats what the doctors said. They were perlexed when they heard all i took was weed.

Imaging glorifying mental illness

But I guess when that's the only unique thing about you...

:^)

That's just your instincts kicking in to protect you from toxo.

>Throw Gameboy out the window
>Car running man catches it and tosses it back to me
>mfw

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CALL OF THE VOID

There are tards that go over 60 on these winding rural roads with sharp turns and steep hills but somehow they haven't been taken by natural selection and it infuriates me to my core. The worst part is when they speed through fucking school zones while kids are trying to cross the road

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at least crash into a tree. There's no reason to take the innocent people in the oncoming car with you

>There are tards that go over 60 on these winding rural roads with sharp turns and steep hills but somehow they haven't been taken by natural selection and it infuriates me to my core.
It's called being a skilled driver, grandpa-kun. The other complaint you have is valid though.

there is a movie like this, a virus makes people want to kill themselves on impulse. Not quite the same but related.

>innocent

Everyone has intrusive thoughts, user.

>Gameboy

Do it,it would be fine after that

user id like you to watch this video and read the following spoiler with caution
youtube.com/watch?v=S5NWcdq4Wf4
I live in LA, and that video is from Angeles Crest Highway

None of the ones I've seen are skilled, they barely avoid going off the road into trees or into oncoming traffic, only being saved by luck or one of those automatic lane assist features

>sitting on the toilet
>urge to grab a comb from the stand, stab it into my shit and run it through my hair

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>faggot essentially says "me like modified exhaust, big brap noise sound good" in description
>voice sounds like a literal retard when he says "oh no!"
pottery
faggot deserved it too

>have a dream of me breaking my own hand
>wake up
>my hand is in the weird position i was dreaming about
i get chills every time i think about it.

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see thats the thing user, this event is very common on top of being retarded. this happens all the time, with or without being a tool

>see cat
>urge to grab it by the tail and swing it like an olympic hammer thrower
>then let go and shout "so long gay bowser!"

may he bless your journey in the backseat

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>see girl with big tits
>urge to grope them

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>that one guy that keeps revving his motorcycle & going 40 mph around campus
>urge to see him crash and ragdoll into an oncoming car

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based

I dont get this at all, never have, what would drive someone to want to destroy their own personal items?

You probably have some mental disorder and really shouldn't smoke weed. Just sounds like you were in psychosis.

t. capitalist

>dream about growing tits
>wake up
>disappointed it didn't happen

Brain does funny shit like that to wake you up when something is wrong. Like having to pee.

Some people with sleep apnea, before getting the machine to help with breathing, would have dreams of drowning, or being shot into space, being choked, animal at the throat. Various things like that to jolt you awake.

Dreams are somewhat of a defencive survival tool when your asleep. Didnt we evolve into something insane?

That does not answer the question.

>fart
>urge to put my hand on my butt and smell it

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Name your favorite intrusive thought you've had

I have seen this, kid threw the cat into a blackberry bush.

you need to decolonize your mind

I dont even know what that means. But okay.

Raping my cousin

it's not like we want/understand these thoughtseither
its great that youve never had intrusive thoughts like that before bur you don't have to be such an uppity faggot about it

I'm not a furry

Raping his cousin.

Breaking a glass beaker during a chem lab and using it to claw my wrists out

it's not about wanting to.

It's just the thought entering your head

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>wall jumping from the 4th floor of the uni between 2 walls because too lazy to walk down the stairs

>urge to eat cum
>cum
>no urge to eat cum
i swear

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>see cute girl
>instantly think how amazing her flesh must taste

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Fucking one of the dentist's assistants right then and there as she was leaning over me and rubbing her boobs over my chest because she was too short to reach.

Tldr, youre not your thoughts.

If only trannies knew this.

>see a fat person waddling down the street
>instantly get the urge to start punching it like the fat enemies in Godhand

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I am god, I demand you to refer to me as lady.

Go away Chris

Radians of promiscuity

Nah.

This one time in High School gym class when we were playing floor hockey, and I thought to my self "What if I just fucking brained that guy with my hockey stick?"

You can't refer to me with a male name, that's a hate crime

I'll call you whatever I want, Ian Brandon Something

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this makes you a criminal

>pacing a car
I do it too. Best part is when they start speeding away and you meet them at the stoplight.

>professor standing right in front of me
>urge to smack his ass

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This user is Chad. Say something nice to him.

>It's called being a skilled driver

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I know this is a relatively common thing, but what I really wonder is if there's anyone here who's actually thrown a system out the window.

Nice projection, mouthbreather

>innocent

Every person is automatically guilty when they choose to drive a motor vehicle user.
I know I'm a shit driver but every single person around me is a far lesser skilled, far more psychotic mental defective than I.

Was standing at the top of a staircase with my PSP and decided to throw it down the stairs. I wasn't even that young, this was teenage years

and that's just the way it has to be.

I threw 3 smartphones at the same time, total value around 300$, does it count?

>automatically guilty
except if they hit a jaywalker. if you hit a jaywalker, the walker or next of kin should be fined and made to pay damages to your vehicle.

intrusive thoughts are perfectly normal just don't follow them anons

please

>drive lifted diesel
>hope someone veers into my lane
>have the urge to park on little cars
>roll coal in faggy little cars as I pass

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Comic series "Crossed". I think it was about that topic.

>drive lifted diesel

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>pass by a cute girl in open-footed shoes
>begin fantasizing about pinning her down and going to town on her feet
>"wait, she's wearing sandals/slippers/whatever. Her feet are probably sweaty and blistered from wearing footwear without socks..."
>imagine myself convincing her to get a pedicure, to wear socks more often, and to take care of her feet so I don't have to blow my load on some nasty fungal feet...
>"crap, what if she's one of those meganormies who think feet are gross?"
>imagine getting her to warm up enough to me to be okay with me doing stuff to her feet
>"shit, what if she has a boyfriend? What if I'm not her type? What if...?"
>I'm creating this intricate scenario where I have a weird fetish-fueled relationship with a person who I don't even know by name
My face as my autistic and intrusive thoughts get interrupted by even more autistic and intrusive thoughts

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>See a person bending over
>Strong urge to kick them in the ass

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought

i feel personally attacked

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>see fat white guy
>urge to grab his tummy and jiggle it
>actually do it because this is japan

Based nip

but thats wrong you moron. he only crashed because he lost control trying to show off his stupid modded forester

>see cat
>urge to do flies on it

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don't act like you havent. countless times.

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That's basically Africa.

>minding my own fucking bussiness
>sudden urge to enter Yea Forums
>sudden urge to click on this thread, read it all, fill a captcha and post something
>cant even remember what i was doing before or how i got here

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Bold of you to assume that natives can think

>Pick up the knife
>Stab yourself in the eye

I get the urge to grind on rails all the time

>remember about a game or vn
>think about all the cool shit and fights that happened
>realizing I'm fucking doing weird motions as if I was actually fighting or doing weird sorcery
Thanks God I don't do that shit near people.

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Okay I do it a lot

>talking to female coworker
>urge to say “god, you have great tits” or ask her to show me
Thank God I don’t have aspie’s mouth.

Whenever I stand a wobbly manhole cover or some loose floorboards I want do a ground pound and explore the hidden area underneath.

>at wendy's
>faggot cashier got my order wrong
>thought about doing some sleeping dogs shit by climbing over the counter, breaking his leg, and dragging him to stuff his head into the deep fryer

Well thats new

Not that user, but
>start the game
>start punching and kicking the living shit out of everything that approaches me
>especially horny dogs
Can I go full on 'the weak should fear the strong'-mode?

What's wrong with you all, I get the urge to make the window is properly, completely closed so my phone or book or glasses don't magically fly off my face and get sucked out the window

>only learned about intrusive thoughts last year
>till then i thought i was going fucking crazy by thinking of horrible things
Why the fuck isnt this taught in school

You know the cashier doesn't make your food?

I was walking in middle school with this female friend to the nurses office or something and I thought
"I could just grab her, drag her into the bathroom or bushes and just rape her."

It really kinda weirded me out and it was the first time I noticed those weird thoughts.

Stay mad you DRIVELET

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most common is breaking my thumb and clawing out eyes.
favorite is the john wick tier ways my brain comes up with to murder annoying people i have to deal with

>winning as support
>sudden urge to force staff your carries into high ground

Sounds like we've all been hearing "The Call of the Void" boys.

Careful not to fall for it.

They are the ones who send the orders to the cooks. So if you got a different item than you requested, yeah it is the cashier’s fault.

>sleeping
>urge to pee
>pee a couple of drops
>wake up
>check pants
>dry
>need to pee badly
Thanks brain

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This

ITT: All retards who don't know call of the void.
en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/appel_du_vide

>sleeping
>urge to pee
>empty my bladder into a cooking pot
>wake up
>check pants
>pissed myself
t-thanks brain...

Why is the void calling me to pin a random woman down and lick her feet clean?

Because you have a trash tier brain that got miswired during critical developmental phases.

>Work part-time at a grocery store
>Often in charge of self checkout
>Nobody knows how they fucking work and won't take a moment to listen to the voice that guides them through it
>Back of my mind, constantly hoping somebody gets so irrationally mad that they take a swing at me so I can hit them back/get them arrested/sue them

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Well at least my brain's not telling me to smash my face into a brick wall.

>sitting at work
>sudden urge to scream nigger

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I hate when people commit sudoku.

I always get deja vu.

Same here user

havent seen this in years. this brings back memories

monkey instincts, object in hand --> weapon

>rub area behind/above ear
>smell it multiple times
>follow with rubber gooch and smelling it

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Cooks can make mistakes too

Wrong. I ordered something at McDonald's, confirmed everything was right on the screen, and still the order was wrong. Lazy cooks that don't pay attention and just make the food the same way they always do.

Killing a fucking baby or puppy.

dumping a can of gasoline on the horde of chinese students that all chain smoke right next to the main walkway of the university. I got asthma from that shit.

that's just your autism user

>eating in food court/cafeteria
>urge to smack tray out of everyone's hands

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Nigga just dont breath

Going completely ham with any sharp object.

For a tamer one:
>doing real good at a game
>sudden urge to deliberately fuck up

Based

I once almost asked my older sister to let me grope her boobs when I was on NoFap week 2. I woke her by tickling her feet, she woke up and shouted at me, which made me come to my senses. Dodged a bullet, really.

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Sometimes i have a strong urge to scream curse words in public like nigger, i sometimes have a mild physical reaction to fight the urge. Do i have tourettes?

and theres numerous other times this happens and it being NOT for that reason. i live in this area. it happens all the fucking time

Sometimes i smell my finger after scratching the inside of my ear, it's fucking awful but i keep doing it.

>waiting for train
>sudden urge to jump down the tracks as it arrives

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>work at retail
>have to constantly fight the urge to become Steven from Dead Rising

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>drive 4th gen camaro z28
>top speed of 162mph
>urge to get to top speed and slam into brick building

You'd probably bust trough fine.

Wait, since when and how can you get cat ears/tail in that?

Jumping in front of a moving car.

>driving on the highway
>urge to bail out at full speed GTA style and roll on the highway

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All the dumb shit I ever did throughout my life comes back to haunt me in the form of intrusive thoughts. Most of it isn't even that bad, but I just get these brief, sharp feelings of intense shame that hurt really badly.

indian af

>"normal" brain
>posts frogs