I was busy.. burying my moms man

>i was busy.. burying my moms man...
Why was carl burying his moms man, I thought his mom was the one that died

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>fuck you ten penny
Why does cj hate money so much ?

>big smoke
Actually just a fat guy
Wtf rockstar

>a flavorful smoke

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>his brother's name is sweet
>he isn't sweet at all
bravo rockstar

He's blowing smoke. I.e. he's full of shit. Not a coincidence that the initials are BS.

He's a sweet-talker.

>He's blowing smoke
Kinda rude to call him a full blown fag now innit?

>he was blowing smoke
Ha cant do autofellatio, he is fat

>Ceasar
>wasnt a salad or a Roman Emperor
Wtf..

Blowing smoke as in everything he says is bullshit. Seriously, the game gives you so many hints that he's not to be trusted that anyone who was genuinely surprised by the twist has to be the product of severe inbreeding to be that dense.

>ryder
>actually rydes and never drives
Based rockstar

>you cant trust people that smoke
Wtf user its 2019

But to be serious, the twist is meh-tier, the best twist i ever saw was the bioshock "would you kindly"

>so dense he replied to the shitposts
lmao?

He gotta bury the man so his mom won't be lonely in the afterlife

His mom got BLEACHED IN THE AFTERLIFE

>Franklyn
>did not discover electricity
Gta 5 is trash

based Maccer, fucking his bro's mom

what the fuck was his problem?

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Him and Orange 12 are the best npc

Apparently same voice actor as ryder

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he's just the average brit

>OG Loc
>he wasn't actually an .ogg log.

Wtf?

AH LUV YA MAGGIE

>Pulaski
>Doesn't speak Polish
wtf Rockstar

BIG FLOPPY SAUSAGE TITS?
EMPTY SADDLEBAGS?
OR BEE STINGS?