How do I buy a Switch in Brazil without having a job or rich parents?

How do I buy a Switch in Brazil without having a job or rich parents?

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just steal it like everyone else

Use your credit card and pay by installments?
Is this the daily br self hating thread?

Damn

Get a job and buy it

Dont be brazilian

Save up for a gaming laptop instead , the sitch is a piece of plastic shit.

That's the best answer but the most difficult to achieve.

Your lack of funds protect you from your awful taste, user.

At least wait until the new models are hacked. Otherwise you're gonna make threads about how do you buy switch games in brazil next.

But I don't have a credit card because I don't have a job.

Put a wig and lipstick on and sell your bunda to wealth old white tourists.

just sent you one in the post bro, hope it doesn't catch on fire

Move to a real country

Ask mommy then or find a job.

Handjobs? Blowjobs?
Find some faggot american tourist.

>buy computer to play games
>use computer to get a job
>use job money to buy games
>never play games because job
ez pz

I want an american daddy to buy me vidya and clothes.

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But why would you go buy a Switch in Brazil if you're not Brazilian?

Fun fact : You cant buy a switch in any place of the world without a job.

>fat
>cut
You can do better

The shitch is overrated, find an old laptop and play old PC games and doom wads.


Or San Andreas like 95% of Brazil

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Just get a old PC and play some f2p mmos

Sell drugs like everyone else

It seems like he is poor as fuck, do you know how much interest you have to pay for that?

How much is it there?

without looking I'm gonna guess something like $1000USD

About 3 banana and half a monkey

If you're already poor, why would you waste your money on garbage like that instead of getting a good PC and pirating everything?

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PCs doesn't have the Nintendo games I want to play.

Buy used, without the dock. Got mine for about $1400 with 2 games like that.

leave Brazil for somewhere first-world

You can emulate every nintendo game on pc.

Wait until you can emulate them and play better Nintendo games on emulators until then.

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Twerk that bitch ass for your sugar daddy until he gives you enough pocket money.

Didn't your president literally announced a price drop for PS4? You should go buy that kek.

>1400
Jesus fucking Christ I'm glad I live in a civilized country, hell even as a neet I can buy a switch easily every month if I want

>buying shitch on bostil
HUE

Become a tranny like everyone else

It was like a 2% drop and the dollar keeps rising every day so it didn't really matter.

You kill yourself and get reincarnated in a first world country

Sell your booty for 20 bucks a go.

honestly this
suicide doesn't sound so bad in his situation
it'd be cool to find out what happens after death

>it'd be cool to find out what happens after death

You reincarnate as yourself and go through all the same bullshit again. You don't remember what happened the first time so you can't change anything. This isn't even your first life.

how would you know, schizo

You are not from brazil. there are only monkeys there and monkeys don't know how to use a computer

I'm Death. This is where I go to kill time (pardon the pun) while I'm waiting for people to die. Speaking of which: March 17th, 2021, 09;37 AM. See you then!

Let a black man fuck your gf

Just save for it, even if it might take a while. Alternatively, save for a Switch Lite, since it'll be cheaper. This is what a friend of mine is doing.