My client left his daughter here

It feeds my headcanon so I can't complain.

why would he fucking adopt her when her mom is right there?

He won her in a game of cards

It's Los angeles, it's how it works here

The entire final case shouldn't have happened because it was retarded. The game completely derails and it shows its true colors as a design-by-committee clusterfuck being "directed" by a guy who was so asleep at the wheel from the fatigue of pumping out these godawful sequels and spinoffs that the fucking art director had to take over and pull together all the fantastic writer's room ideas (oh yeah, AA has like 10 writers now instead of 1, fuck you if you don't like it) like "WHAT IF YOU CROSS EXAMINED A ZOMBIE" and turn it into something at least resembling what these games used to be. Fuck SoJ, fuck this fanbase, fuck you and FUCK niggers

wtf i'm liberal now

>Nick should just go around picking up as many little girls that he finds
THIS is your average AA fan, no wonder this series is going to shit. Enjoy your Ace Attorney: Athena Cykes I guess.

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Eat your sushi, Apollo-kun.

>SUP FUCKER WANNA SEE MY UNDERWEAR

Jesus Capcom

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phoenix the cunnychad.

i'd adopt that. giving her up once she turns 14 though

Because now that she has his scent on him the mother will reject her young.

>giving her up once she turns 14 though

I'll take her off your hands.

Gant and the judge are the best characters in the series. Prove me wrong.

gant was annoying. even Lotta Hart is better
worst is by far oldbag and godot.

No one can have taste this bad.

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fuck godot, fuck murderers, fuck coffee, fuck piano covers of his theme, and fuck mia

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The fuck? I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t like Godot. You trolling?

I'm still waiting for that bastard.

I feel like the annoying returning characters such as Oldbag have an endearing quality when they return, and it's better than some of the new shmuck we get.
If we're talking about the fuckwit NPCs, Norma actually grew on me through the 5-DLC case.
funny how we refer to cases with DLC, reminds me of the case ID names they reference in the original trilogy.

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He should've stayed in Khurain with Apollo taking over the Japanifornia office imo.

Judge is pretty based, but for my money, it's Gumshoe as the best character. bring him back

Does Trucy even go to school?

>lmao look how quirky I am
God I hate DGS characters so much

>fuck mia
Indeed.

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Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

another unrealistic depiction of law in ace attorney, when will their crimes end

>tfw there is more porn of fucking Gumshoe than her

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Literally the hottest video game character ever

are you kidding me?
AA5 and AA6 have the worst case of "le hyper quirky" characters

Bump

I've been wanting to write my own murder mystery lately, any good premises?

He's a murderer, I hate him and how everybody thinks it's okay to just kill ladies.

>giant fucking flaw on her face
>hottest anything
it's not a "beauty mark" it's a fucking disgusting mole

TGS is my last hope bros...

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>everyone thinks it’s okay to just kill ladies

Who said this?

It’s just a tiny little dot. Are you Dahlia or something?

Bump

It works for Souseki because he's an actual eccentric writer.

>looking to Ace Attorney for realism

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kys and make it look like a murder