1,000,000 sold

>we

I'm so happy for you guys that now that the DLC has come out and they made an Easter egg hidden political statement you finally have a reason to hate A Hat in Time

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fuck you tranny. You're mentally ill. We're not going to let you ruin games with your SJW bullshit.

This is the first time I've heard of the game, what makes it tranny pandering?

S-she's fast!

In a back alley of a hidden area if you turn the wall there's a pink white and blue flag which on this board meant they literally want all cis people in work camps

This to a degree, there are still plenty of platformers that come out in the modern day it's just the majority are indie so the only way in hell they get even remote mainstream recognition is through being the top grade (or being controversial enough for one reason or another they become infamous).

Still waiting on physical of this.
Then it can be 1,000,001.

It's always on sale, retard.

Specifically 3D platformers
It's almost impossible to make a successful 2D platformer

Even at half off that's $20,000,000 gross

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I played it on PS4 a few weeks back and completed it I did not expect the game to be that good and that quality at least for a modern-day 3D platformer

The music the levels the characters were all so great how did they do it?

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No substitute for passion

It's a fun game with a lot of charm

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Irrelevant.
Game being on sale = more people buying it.
Nobody asked or gives a fuck about how much money it made.

Subtract Steam's 30% cut and 25% income tax what's left?

Just a flag in some kind of sewers

>Nobody gives a fuck about how much money it made
I think the developers might
Around $10,000,000 cash which for a small team means they could live acceptably without ever working again

about tree fiddy

Yeah 3D is already pretty hectic because shit that was issues for good games back in the 90s and early 00s has been fixed now so that shit's pretty competitive.

2D by comparison is fucking insane it's kind of incredible shit is still able to break through from time to time, not only have pretty much all the major faults 2D games in the past been addressed in one way or another but there are literally thousands (if not getting close to a million) of 2D Platformers in existence that each use their own gameplay mechanics, plot, environments, etc. so being unique and standing out in that regard is a herculean effort.

and they're going to donate all of that money to trannies because the developers are mentally ill faggots. Fuck you and fuck this game, stop shilling your mental illness

How much money it made is not the point of the thread you fucking retard

Furfags are not aloud here.

It was so many little touches of love and passion put into each level. Generally surprised me

Like how when you go to the same level but the kid has a different picture to give you a general feel of what you are going to face I don't remember many 3D Platformers doing that

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Says who? You?

Heh sure kid

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>tattoos
just had to fucking ruin it didn't she

Tattoos are literally the ugliest shit I'm so happy clean skin is the new counter culture, rebellious zoomers are going to pride themselves in not doing what millennials did

You mean the Deathwish levels with their altered load posters? Nice touch and a fun challenging dlc (even after the numerous nerfs to make some easier)
Some unique bumpin music tracks only found inside that mode too.

have you guys ever considered the fact that sjws play different games then alt righters who play crappy 1st person shooters and historical shit while based sjws play platformers, fighting games, rpgs, survival horrors and cinematic shit there was literally a poll on this if I remember

It’s cute.

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Shut uuuup
Shut uuuupppp

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Tranie game

there's something off about games with cutesy kid aesthetics being marketed/made for grown adults.

>being marketed/made for grown adults.
except it isn't

That's because you're from a country where even children's entertainment needs to pretend it's serious grown up business made for adults
Come on, it definitely was made for adults

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it is 100% marketed towards 25-35 year olds that grew up with banjo kazooie and mario sunshine

I have never heard of a child playing a Hat in Time. It's always adults.

The game had sold 500k by July 2018, and then they offered it on Humble Bundle. After that they announced "1 million sold".

500k of that came from Humble Bundle. Humble Bundle has over 400k subscribers.

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Actually retarded

>definitely was made for adults
Explain your reasoning.
Just because the game isn't retarded toddler garbage like peppa the pig or something, and can be enjoyed by adults doesn't mean it was made for them.

This. Tranny manchildren aren't grown adults

Games like A Hat in Time are made to re-capture an era of 3D platformers most popular during the 5th and early 6th generations of video games, which most appeal to the nostalgia of players in their 20's.
Being accessible to kids doesn't mean it was strictly made for them.

Yea Forums tricked me into buying it, that's how. Seriously I was able to beat the whole thing in 5 hours, that does not justify the purchase. I kept waiting for it to get got, but nothing. Also the whole dlc fiasco pisses me off. I wish I could get my money back

Absolutely based.

Fuck do you guys keep going on about some tranny bullshit the game is fucking good I don't understand didn't you play games to have fun? It's one of the best 3D platformer games of this decade besides Super Mario Galaxy 2

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Sweet burn, dude. You got me good with that rebuttal. Can't actually elaborate on why I'm retarded but that's fine.

she looks like a mii

What dlc fiasco

Its a good game, as simple as that

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It was fun. Piss easy, but fun.

>re-capture
there's nothing to recapture though. The genre was always around, granted mainly on nintendo consoles but still hardly dead.

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No, it was definitely in decline. The 5th and 6th generation saw tons of decent-to-good 3D platformers, but ever since the 7th generation began the only company really putting them out was Nintendo.

Let's not change that
youtube.com/watch?v=zYQ_zH3-Ofc&feature=youtu.be&t=19

I have never heard of a child watching MLP. It's always adults
Must be an adult show

But plenty of kids DID watch it. Yeah MLP was an anomaly with a huge adult following, but it actually was intended for kids, aired on a channel and time slot for kids, and was enjoyed by kids.

Literally the best modern 3d platformer I've played in years.

Haven't played yooka or Odyssey yet though.

sounds like your own insecurity

you underestimate me.

I hated it from day one because of the name. that's some stranger things, scott pilgrim tier shit

Every single tranny in cuckmerica bought it

>this 100 percent doesn't surprise me, I know one of the devs personally, and they're queer themselves along with a lot of the other devs. They're one of the reasons I'm so open about my transition, cuz they're really supportive :)
>Yeah I saw this too and it put a big smile on my face. Makes it real fitting that you can dress up as a catgirl in the dlc :)
>Just when I thought I couldn't fucking love this game more
>I know one of the Devs and he is super supportive of trans people, he actually helped me when I was first figuring out I was trans!
>The best part is that it’s a part of the cat dlc. The devs knew exactly what they were doing
>Trans graffiti is the sexiest graffiti
>Damn… Wishlisted.
>Brb, buying the dlc for this game I don't even play much
>Even more glad I backed this on kickstarter way back. Now to just find time to actually play it.
>honestly this really makes me happy to see easter eggs like this in games, Most of the easter eggs in games are "hit this button a certain way to see a funny thing happen" or "this character makes a reference to a popular show" But, like having a icon that alot of people connect with is just really cute. I love it and this will be my favorite game of the year. (if we get a gay flag I will buy this game for all my consoles)
>Have they said "JonTron's voice is no longer in our game and we apologize for taking so long after he was revealed to be an outspoken white supremacist"? Because that's what I'd really like to hear.

same as this game

BIKINI MOD WHEN

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it is a mystery

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Are the crystal gems

Why is this associated with trannies now?
Tell me dammit, did hat kid grow a penis or something?

/thread

Will Jonas Kaerlev give up his commie ideology now that he's fucking loaded?

Could have sold 2.000.000 if only they removed that nazi JonTron

Just because they were available on humble bundle doesn't mean they removed the game from every single other platform.

they put a flag in one of the dlc levels so now it retroactively makes the whole game bad

It's just one retard samefagging, pay him no mind

literally no competition

By giving half of that away on Humble Monthly Bundle August 2018 and counting those at sold.
So you're saying that the game sold 500k in 8 months and then in the span of the next 2 months sold an additional 500k while also being available on Humble Monthly Bundle at the same time?

Fuck off.

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This is where my buck went.

You mean that meme flag in the sewer?
Thought that was some shopped image to anger Yea Forums.

Well fuck

If you can't see why, there is no helping you, but I'm nice so I will.

When op spoke of the sales, you said "it is always on sale" as if to say it didn't count. Then when people brought up all the money made even on sale, you said it "
wasn't the point." This is called 'moving the goal post'

bernie sanders owns three houses

pol out

Like this.

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So the game has actually sold around 700k at this point.

We keep on winning

>I know one of the Devs and he is super supportive of trans people, he actually helped me when I was first figuring out I was trans!
this is called grooming.

good seeth

obsessed

I want to fuck him

>hating a video game because you don't like its name

>l i t e r a l l y judging a book by its cover

For fuck's sake, user.

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based and redpilled

Pedophiles actually buy games catering to us, unlike sjws, censors and other associated filth. That's why we're fucking based.

I hated it early on because it looked really lazy an unpolished and even though it is those things its still more fun than most modern games and has a good soundtrack to boot.

trannies are pedophiles

Nope, we're not mentally ill unlike trannies.

So it's confirmed that some people on Yea Forums does not like fun game

Stop caring about politics

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Dilate

I dont see the real appeal of the game to be honest. It feels like a Twisted Tale of Spike Mcfang ripoff

a cover is a pretty picture and maybe some nice material. more generally it's something superficial

a name is not a cover. it's part of the work. it's what the artist chose to capture it. and if "a hat it time" is what he comes up with, no thanks. I'd sooner watch le stranger things

imagine being so butthurt over pixels in a game that you spend 2+ hours samefagging in a thread.
Fucking YIKES my guy.

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On Switch probably, but no fucking kid buy traditional singleplayer games on steam.
Kids on PC play only whatever fad game is popular at their time, now it's Fortnite and Roblox.

Damn, that's hot.

damn, THAT'S madame president?

>I will never have a vanilla+chocolate threesome
Feels bad, man.

>assuming shit
>"as if it didn't count"
When I said "it's always on sale" I didn't imply anything other than what I fucking said, moron. It's always on sale, thus it sold x many copies. Money was never a factor, you fucking troglodyte. How much money it made is irrelevant to what I said and what the thread is about. Keep your assumptions in your ass. Seriously.

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Reminder Hat Brat deserves to be bashed in her snot-nosed face with a fucking nail bat.

imagine being transphobic towards trans and non-binary folk

newsflash: the devs say trans rights are human rights.

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nobody cares about your narrative faggot, go kiss your dad

Reminder: This flag is at the top of a featureless wall that the camera actively pulls away from, that you have to already know the location of from internet hearsay alone and actively turn around and hold the look-up button to see.

This is what this thread is mad about.

Being trans must be amazing. You have all this free real estate in anons' heads.

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Games with sexy lolis sells

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>Being trans must be amazing.
highly doubt it.

When 40% of them kill themselves, we know for a fact it's not

>1 million sold
>still can't patch v1.00 bugs out of console versions
guess they were too busy pandering to trannies who don't actually buy games

trannies are men, they play games

Give me a game with a loli
I buy

This. I'm a simple man

I hate americans and their identity politics obsession so fucking much. Fuck off this site back to whatever hole you crawled from.

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Im gay but I dont think trans is natural. Its very unnatural and something that was man created and not by nature. Therefore its an abomination to me that it exists. Think about it. Im pretty sure this concept didnt exist during the middle ages so it only has been something created as a way to prevent overpopulation of the human race...

I'm not American and I've been on Yea Forums since 2007 and I love talking about American politics

>dude I hate both sides just let me talk about video games
Cringe

Im trans but I dont think gay is natural

This image made my pee stand up :)

Wow why am I stroking my peepee to this Im such a degenerate omg

Reminder that Hat Kid's cunny is still pure and I need to fuck her.

based

B&R
If there was no cunny, they wouldn't have my munny.

oh no its retarded

post this grill lewds

bikini mod when?

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>We
I believe you're the faggot here

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And funny.

gonna go with the classic

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So your point all along was that it only reached 1m sales because it's always on sale?
user, if the game released at $20.00 in the first place 1m sales would still be impressive.

You forgot that the place it's in is a sewer.

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The ideal female body.

You're not a good liar

the potato? you must like lalafell

cringe

It got popular, which immediately made it clear to me that it was clearly garbage, just with a lot of shilling

Good thing I'm not lying then, loser

>hold the look-up button
Hang on what? I didn't even know that was a thing, am I retarded?

>degenerate propaganda is okay if it's not in your face
I hope you will live to see civilization die

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>man of shad

Reminder that Hat Kid was made for breeding

YES YES YES Im a sucker for shortstack like Midnas body type hhhhnnnggh

anyone got the link to the unofficial shad archive site with all the deleted shit?

Did he delete things? What a cuck

>Mario is exclusive
>pedophile propaganda
>tranny propaganda
>probably money from George Soros
>Yea Forums constantly shilling it

Simple.

files.catbox.moe/k8x1do.mp3
You sick fucks.

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3D platformers is a genre thats long lost in time. It making a comeback is the best thing ever. Hat in Time satisfied my cravings for it and I might replay it again in a few months. And

These. Some people just like cute little girls. Platonic and non-platonic

They put the flag in a sewer where it belongs and Moustache girl isn't even trans she just has bad taste.

wish half of the levels(freeroam, and both dlcs) suck dick

Trans people already have the same rights as everyone else, the fuck do they even want? Honestly at this point I think they shouldn't have rights, they're fucking freaks and they need to be stopped. Why are they advised to take the opposite hormones and mutilate themselves when they could just double down on the right hormones and go through therapy or something to make them comfortable as their birth gender? Is nobody trying to do that because it isn't PC or something?
Anyway sage for off topic, rant over.

>tranny flag on display in the sewer, in a stage that's a seedy city run by criminals
I really hope the ironing wasn't lost on those involved.

hahaha
oh wow

I want to mating press hat kid.

smug

>Buying this mentally ill tranny supporting game

TOP KEK

By being fun.

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Yes.

DELETE THIS

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>HiT has jontron
>liberals: REEEEEEEEE
>HiT has tranny flag easteregg
>conservatives: REEEEEEEEEE
Based pedo dev triggering all politards.

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Based cute and funny chads

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If it's not in your face then it's not propaganda.

That anatomy

You are going to buy her big sister's game, right?

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yep, only faggotry from now on

youtube.com/watch?v=tdi19AZvHkQ
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole

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>5 hours is too little in the modern era
RPG niggers need to be gassed.

Porn of that sexy spider on the left, please.

Actually, damn, most of those girls are sexy. Spider, water and fire elementals, demoness and bee all need to get their tiddies out.

Buy the game and shill it. Then it will become popular enough for fad chasing drawfags to latch onto.

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back to twitter

White people kill themselves equally with meth and with mass genocides. They just don't report them because they control the media and make everything else their problem to make them look superior

Kill yourself burgers, all of your shitty ass culture is trash, just like most of this shit planet. All humans are cancer in some way.

She's very cute, but the game is a shitty platformer.

yeah must be real fun having panic attacks cause you have no idea what gender you are.

Your math is off.
The game came out October. By July, they sold 500K. That's 9 months.
Then they reached the 1 million mark by December. That's 5 months. If humble bundle only has 400K subscribers like you say(I don't know where you got that figure), then that only represents the maximum possible capacity of people who received the game for "free". However, you can't assume that everyone redeemed a hat in time. You can't even count in half of those people being interested in the game.

What is more like, is that humble bundle moved at most 100K units on humble bundle.(1/4th of all subscribers is being super generous) And then in the throughout the 5 months, good word of mouth sold the remaining 400K, putting them over.

>early access
Looks cute and fun, but I'll wait until it's actually out to get it.

You mean is the best platformer in the past few years.

I usually don't buy EA games but the game isn't exactly swimming in funding. I took the gamble and supported them now.

peak Yea Forums right here

oh, so I guess because it's not directly in line of site, that takes away its meaning then? That's things work?

Noooo, don't delete /pol/! We need it to contain 56M tourists!

cope

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>thing I don't like is hidden in game
>go looking for it
>find it
>i am mad now

seethe

It's not hidden. All you have to do, is turn and see it. It was found the same day the DLC was released.
Also, the level encourages you to search around, by putting stickers in nooks and crannies. Why WOULDN'T you look everywhere you could? Even if the stickers didn't exist, the level is still pretty. Why wouldn't you look at your surroundings just for the aesthetic quality?
Are you one of those fags who only cares about the challenge of the game, and nothing more? Just speeding to the objective as quickly as possible?

IMAGINE being so butthurt about some colored lines

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>It's not hidden.
It is literally in an out of the way area you have to go looking for to find.

No it's not. It's along one of the objective's routes, and all you have to do is swivel the camera behind you.

I played through the entire game recently and completely forgot it even existed and never saw it. I have no clue where it is, in fact. So yes, it's hidden.

>No it's not.
Yes it is. If you don't already know about it and are looking for it, you wouldn't know it existed.

Well upon replay, what reason would you have to turn the camera that way? it would most likely be found by people who are actively hunting for stickers.

Then how did so many people find it in the first place?

I 100%'d the game and never saw shit, my dude.

>Then how did so many people find it in the first place?
Because one person did so more people went looking for it.

Only after he gives MFGG their fucking Wiis back

Oh wow, so if you can't find it, then that means it doesn't exist. This is your world, and we're all living in it.

And how did that one person find it? They just turned the camera around.

It's the other way around. There is no way the game sold 400k in that time period. You are assuming that the devs only count redeemed keys. And even if they are, for some reason you are assuming that 300k didn't redeem their key.

Them selling 100k in those 5 months and 400k coming from Humble Bundle is 1000 times more likely than them magically selling almost half as many copies as they did in the first 9 months.

>Oh wow, so if you can't find it, then that means it doesn't exist.
Not him but that's not at all what he even implied. Come on, dude. Don't start putting words in people's mouths.
>And how did that one person find it? They just turned the camera around.
More like they went looking stuff put in out of the way places. Exploring ever nook and cranny, like you said before.

I never said it didn't exist, fuckstick, I said it's hidden.

It's a good video game that's fun to play, with memorable characters.

Good games sell units.

>magically
As an indie dev with no marketing budget, they rely on word of mouth. After their release, they would have gotten a string of positive reviews, and recommendations from person to person. This is the same thing that put Demon's Souls on the map. A game with a humble start continues to sell over a long period of time, as it reaches more people.

You're thinking like it's a major game, where they market the shit out of it, sell the most copies in the first couple weeks, and then see a huge drop off. The reason that works the way it does, is that marketing puts the game in the face of every potential buyer. So they know about it up front.

It's the difference between a slow burn and a flash in the pan.

>Not him but that's not at all what he even implied. Come on, dude. Don't start putting words in people's mouths.
What else am I supposed to take form what he said? So because he missed something, that means it's very difficult to find? I'm sorry, but all that tells me, is that HE didn't find it. It says nothing about everyone else.

>More like they went looking stuff put in out of the way places. Exploring ever nook and cranny, like you said before.
Exactly. But it's not like a wall to your back is a "OMG SO HIDDEN, HOW DID YOU EVER FIND THAT?!" easter egg. It was just a wall... to your back. You turn around, and you see it. That's literally it.

Newfag.

Sure, but I don't believe that A Hat in Time sold 400k in those 5 months. I believe that it sold 100k and 400k came from Humble Bundle.

damn, im half chub now

God how I hate her fucking autistic facial expression. What is up with that?

Looks like 3D Greta Thunberg.

It's cute & funny

hoes mad

This is some POWERFUL autism.

i never liked that expression, when cooking if there is a flash in a pan, that shit stays in your memory, you don't forget that and probably retell it to others.

slow burns are like long cooking, nobody except the lamest of the lamest hipsters care about the process of long cooking, it happens, you walk away, you get back and eat, it's unmemorable, and it's only hipsters that ever talk about it.

It's made for both. It has plenty of dark adult jokes hidden throughout

I believe it was the other way around. Any subscription based service only sees a fraction of the subscribers actually partaking in the service. Just look at youtube. Channels can have 100K subscribers, and their video only gets 10K views.
Netflix has millions of subscribers, but how many people actually watched Bojack Horseman? Probably a small fraction of that million. So you can't just add 400K blindly. I'd say 100K from humble, and 400K from positive word of mouth.

why are all trannies pedophiles?

isn't jon tron jewish

These

Lots and lots of people with shitty entry-level taste

Probably not. He's too retarded.

he's a direct descendant of Cyrus the Great

Beware the C

>we
cringe

>Nooo! Stooop! Don't look at the trans flag! You're not supposed to see it! Stop getting mad at indoctrinating kids!

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I hate this shit eating little girl.

>human protagonist for a platformer
I'd rather play Yooka Laylee.

Yooka Laylee is better

What is that supposed to be?

After an amusement ride, you can purchase pictures of yourself. The monitors display your picture before you buy. The person recording is taking a video of the picture itself, and the employee is trying to stop him.

>trannies are men
not anymore they aren't

Hah, what a cuck.
>Being this loyal to corporations

To be fair, that guy's job is to just process photos. What do you think will happen if everyone starts using their phone to take pictures, instead of purchasing them? His job is effectively over.

Sure but not to such extent. He's replaceable and not important for the corporation and if people keep taking photos of their photos it's the company's responsibility to come up with a solution not the workers.
What essentially happened in that webm was a chubby fuck playing the clown for everyone. Then again he looks super low test so I'm sure he couldn't think of nothing but to cover a single monitor out of like 8 with his hands, lmao.

I just don't buy that. I see a young man who probably doesn't have many prospects. But photo processing is an easy job that plays well enough to get by. If he just shows up every day and smiles, then there won't be any reason to replace him. He saw a threat to the order of things, and panicked. Nothing to do with being a corporate drone. Just a sheer "you can't do that!" panic.

You sure? They're usually pretty loud

>Then how did so many people find it in the first place?
Because one nigger shilled it on Yea Forums and claimed they saw it too.

>tfw played the whole game without knowing about tranny stuff so I could encoy what I consider one of the best and comfiest video games ever made without trannies living rent-free in my head

>Get told by boss to put diversity in
>Put it in the worst location possible for laughs
>Nobody notices and/or cares so it goes through fine
It's what I'd do

>Oh wow, so if you can't find it, then that means it doesn't exist.
The earth used to be better for this, zoomer. Fuck the modern world, it was better when no one knew about trannies/gays for incels to be obsessed about for nothing.

But if you had known your enjoyment would had been diminished? That's just stupid.

i dunno i pirated it lol

If he found it so quickly then why is it inconceivable that others can find it on their own? Is he special? Is he "the finder"? The one destined to locate the inconveniently placed propaganda?

>HOW

Because it has SOUL.

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>some
A large majority only ever talk about games they have not played or refuse to play, threads where everyone in them has played go a lot slower and often run out of things to talk about.
The way this site works means reactionary posting is king on the boards with the highest post/thread speeds. Guess which two boards are the fastest in those categories.

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>played the whole game knowing about the flag thing
>finished the game without seeing it once, wonder if it was actually there
>see a screencap of it afterwards, remember being in a place like that but it never clicked that it's supposed to be that flag
I guess I was too busy enjoying the game. Fuck some of the death wishes though

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But I'm 33, and I remember TV shows portraying trannies. And not only for goofs. But actual respect for the issue. Fact is, being trans was known for a long time, well before I was born, probably before you were born too. We thought it was weird, but it was tolerable, because trannies weren't asking to use the other bathroom, and people weren't getting fired from jobs for misgendering.

The current identity politics are primarily due to the internet giving larger voices to niche communities. And the media promoting such things, because the stories are eye catching.

It annoyed me a bit when Ive read Yea Forums talk about it but I consider that the game's universe and characters aren't in that tranny/alternative bubble that would have made it feel off even if I didn't know about it. You can tell the creator isn't mentally ill.

Biggest lie Ive ever read. Yooka Laylee was next on my list of "comfy" games and it's so obvious that the quality (level of details, creativity and love put into the game, coherency and intelligence of the design) of AHIT is immensly superior. Yooka feels extremely soulless.

>Tell company
>They add a 'blank all screens' button
>???
>PROMOTIONS

>promotions
yeah right

Tried to be its own thing instead of a spiritual successor of Mario Sunshine / Banjo

The Shad of Man

More likely, instead of a 5 cent pay raise, they'll give you a 10 cent pay raise. Yipeee.

I judge books by their cover. shit covers mean they didn't give a fuck about how its presented. aka its shit.

>If he found it so quickly then why is it inconceivable that others can find it on their own
He never did. I didn't see posts if this shit until a week after the DLC dropped. The same DLC that had 50 player mode in it.

Being known and being WELL known are two different things. No one cared about gay faggots until it became mainstream.

based

I liked it because I wanted to have sex with the protagonist.

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I'd have to verify when exactly it was posted on Yea Forums. But I seem to recall it being the same day of the release. but regardless I do have proof that others found it release day.
steamcommunity.com/app/253230/discussions/1/1649918058730647349/?ctp=4
Even this guy says its in an obvious position.

>they literally want all cis people in work camps
Imagine being this retarded

respectable opinion

Here it is. Same day as release.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/461667064/

So tell me, why do most normalfags don't care about this? Because I still haven't found this in game.

Maybe because normal people aren't care about trans people to recognize their flag symbol? Seriously you idiots have problems.

>Us pedophiles aren't mentally ill
What the actual fuck???

It's almost like there's more to the game than your constant cunny and tranny bullshit.

there is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile

I bought it because of loli but it was pretty damn fun.

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Yep, this

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Literally this. You faggots posting porn are all stupid.

Fuck off

yeah whatever phoneposter

Maybe we wouldn't recognize the flag, if trans people didn't fly it.
Also learn how to english.
It's "why do most normalfags NOT care"
And "normal people DON'T care about trans people"
Also, you shouldn't brag about being a normalfag.

>we

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?

This. Yea Forums is a liberal website, always has been.

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So you want shills and/or trannies?

...

That doesn't answer

>Grammar Nazi
How about fuck yourself. I literally would never know about this flag if it wasn't for this site sharing Twitter posts here. You FUCKS ARE MENTALLY FUCKED. You got that? You're no better than those people since you can't let go, you obsess and TRY to seek their culture. I legit only remember gays by the Rainbow flag more than I remember this shit pink and blue one because it doesn't even cross my mind to even think about this shit. Fuck off with you tripe, I want all of your kind to fuck off because you're more annoying than these trans are right now.

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first week?

Why do you care so fucking much?

dilate

>Yea Forums has always been a liberal website
no it's been a anime website, always has been.

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Alright well I'll leave you to being nonsensical.

thread theme
youtu.be/Y-x6QssL-rA

>there is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile
god i want you to be a troll so bad because anyone who actually believes this needs to be euthanized

either of those are better than /pol/shitters and falseflag shitters such as yourself.

you type like you're gay

>Cyrus the Great
does this means persians are white

>Grammar Nazi
Dude, your sentences literally didn't make sense. You sounded like a Chinaman speaking broken English.

>I literally would never know about this flag if it wasn't for this site sharing Twitter posts here.
Same. I literally didn't know what the trans flag looked like, until this incident. But while you blame Yea Forums users, I blame those you put the flag in the game. Because without their actions, there would be no flag to find. They WANTED it to be found. They WANTED to spread their support for trans. And it's working. More people are now more aware than ever. This is how advertising works.

>tranny
How?

would it make you madder if I said I wasn't :)

Base game or DLC?
I only bought the game, no dlc.
It was fun, maybe that's why it sold well.

>we
dilate tranny

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humans rights is a meme, you have no rights

based

Imagine having panic attacks over a made up non-issue
Gender isn't real, retard
Just wear whatever you want to wear and act however you want to act
Complain about panic when you're stuck in a dead-end cubicle job that you hate, or someone close to you is addicted to narcotics, or a close relative commits suicide
Christ, it's like these gender-confused zoomers have never faced an actual hardship in their lives

>Dude, your sentences literally didn't make sense.
Yet you still understood it too just fix the typos. Grammar. Nazi.

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Both things operate by means of deception.
Shills pretend to be part of the community, in order to sell their product. Or even if the user isn't associated with the game in any way, he's still celebrating the profits of a company, as if they are his own accomplishments. Which is like diet shilling.

And I don't even need to explain why trannies are deceptive.

I'm not either of those things. I just don't like shills, and don't agree with trannies. But regardless of what I think, pointing at some people for doing wrong, doesn't absolve others of doing wrong as well. Like your mom probably told you, "two wrongs don't make a right".

Holy shit please kill yourself unironically

WUZ

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I fixed the typos, because I feel bad that your english is so awful. I'm not even that good at it myself. But you're exceptionally bad. I hope you take what I said, and learn from it thought. Faggot.

Not him, but I genuinely believe that to be true, the DSM also agrees with me.

>We

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based

cringe

TL Note: soul = cunny.

Look really I don't really care that much if you're against trans people but if you're ARE a pedophile or you defend them then actually please do everyone a favor and drop dead.

>Was going to buy before the creators condoned mental illness

Time for piracy I guess.

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is this just an abstract way of admitting you're a tranny?

already did and have been shilling it for the past 3 days honestly

Check his Newgrounds, it still has some lolis last time I checked
theshadling.newgrounds.com/

No it's actually a less harsh way of saying please fucking kill yourselves you pedophiles.

You don't belong here, fuck off.

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Well it depends. What if I told you that you can never have a sexual, or even chastely intimate relationship with a child?

Yooka Laylee's failure boosted her game

yikes the seethe is real

>Toothpick through the condom
Oh my.

The game was fun but man it has terrible performance at least on PC. I also didn't like how they filled the entire game with eyesore visual effects like depth of field and lots of motion blur. Good thing you can disable these now.

Kind of funny how Shadfags act as though they belong.

>moralfags
>buyfags
>a combination of both faggot versions
lol you ain't gittin a single one of my jewdollars cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=64240&hilit=a hat in time

Kind of funny that you think the reddit >chad meme is relevant.

I have yet to buy a hat in time, though I probably should one day since I already bought onirism with my dick

maybe next christmas sale

The console versions are worse.
I feel sorry for the suckers who got it on console. I see them on twitch, and they're confused when you tell them they're missing DLC, mods, and multiplayer. Now the switch release will introduce a who new segment of retards to the substandard version of the game. I heard just the other day someone express how they're going to get it now that it's coming to switch. It's honestly like watching someone promise their own car wreck.

I don't use that meme, becauseshadfags co-opted it. When you see >shad now, they're actually all fans. So how do you feel being associated with reddit?

>no u

Sometimes no u is applicable. You would know this, if you ever actually thought about the meaning of memes, and not just spout them ignorantly.

Why doesn't child B just sell the flute to child A?
Also I'd buy it for Child C in exchange for a couple hours of loli cute and funny.

>I like thing
>That guy you like likes thing too
>I hate thing now
They can fap to what they want, as long as they stay on their side of the fence

/thread

I bought it on ps4 and pc, it's not that bad.

Huh? I'm not sure who liked what, and who changed their mind about what thing. But if you're talking about my opinion on Shad. I never liked him. His art was never very good. He's just a memer, with a retarded funnyjunk tier fanbase of memers who promote him constantly.

>chadfags
I don't give a shit about him or his art, I just like his Hat kid 34 because it fits perfectly with the artstyle of the game, people even reposted it thinking it was official art.

>Watching stream of a guy playing on PS4.
>He starts going on about how he loves the game.
>"I only wish it was longer"
>The chat tries to explain to him about the DLC.
>"Huh? What? This game has DLC?"
>Explain to him about mods and emotes and multiplayer
>"Haha, damn, that sounds awesome. Welp that's it for the stream today."
God that has to suck. He doesn't even realize what he's missing.

>the people obsessing over trannies are pedophiles
It makes so much sense now, they're afraid of the competition

Are you calling /pol/, pedos?

>afraid of the competition
I don't think you meant to imply what you did

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>we
Like I care about reddit the board

Well plenty of them dream of a world where children are private properties one can buy and sell, for different reasons naturally.

Caught me off guard with that one.

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I implied that trannies molest kids as well, but their identity is being a tranny, unlike "pure" pedophiles

Fuck.

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I want to be Hat Kid's seat cushion

Love is not molestation.

and only if it's straight and white

literal pedobait

>Why care about shills or trannies?
Only a shill or tranny could possibly say this.

STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

It's a front for child porn trafficking, that's why

>said the tripfag

...and that's a good thing!

I

Want

To

Marry

The

Hat

Girl

Thanks for reminding me I needed to refund this garbage fuckin tranny game.

The game itself isn't even groundbreaking or original, it's basically a clone of Mario Odyssey.

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Gay.

Tranny detected. awaiting 40%

have you bought onirism yet?

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why was the thread about it a couple days ago deleted? I had to go to sleep and when I checked next morning it was gone.

youtu.be/52BAtU21DFQ

it is a mystery

I'll buy if it goest out of EA.

Yeah whatever good for them. Wether it's impressive or not, I don't give a fuck. OP asked how it sold so much, I gave him an answer. That's all there is to it, moron. Do you get it now? I'm not discrediting anything. Stop assuming shit.

See and

I want to pat hat kid's head

>Pedos and falseflagging shitposters everywhere
This is why we can't have nice things.

>only a shill or tranny could ever get tired of shills and trannies being the only thing we talk about

Use your fucking filters if you actually think that, you fucking mental midget.

>filters are an excuse to be a insufferable faggot 24/7

Welp.

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back to twitter

>getting mad over millimeter sized squares of different colors on a screen

get woke, go b...
God damnit, how will we ever recover, fellow centipedes? we keep rising up and society keeps letting us down. Will the day of the rope ever happen?

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Just wanted to pop by and say trannies are not normal in any way shape or form!

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ok

Ok cool just as long as we’re clear

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I mean we already have a nude mod.
How hard is it to rig a two piece bikini onto it?

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SEETHING TRANNIES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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I'm a simple man, I see lolis... I buy.

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>1:37

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I love IF!

have you heard the good word of onirism

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>is wearing what is practically a thong

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a based man

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those faces look kinda weird, but I'll probably get used to them

BASTE!

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>innocent (but secretly slutty) lolis are real
no god please no, I don't wanna turn into a real pedo

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Keep telling yourself that

swing and a miss. Yea Forums doesnt like it because trannies, they like it because pedophiles

Kids like cute little girls.
Women like cute little girls.
Men love cute little girls even though some pretend they don't.

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>trannyshit
>paid dlc
>a literal niglet
yikes!
Wish I could go back an unbuy it
also it only sold 500k on its own, the rest is from humble bundle purchases

You have no idea.

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based

>>paid dlc
oh so youre retarded
I'll admit the dlc for hat in time isnt the best and tends to be a bit small, but complaining about paid dlc existing just brands you as brain dead

Marketing
It was mediocre

F A S T E R

>he doesn't know

what?

What did he mean by this

Hats are like so cool

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a-user?

Disgusting. Where do you creeps even acquire videos like this?

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it's fun

You will never pass a woman.

Because it’s a developer that didn’t murder anyone, like Zoe Quinn did.

Game was fun
never noticed the trannie flag
dont care neither because the game still pretty fun to play

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Based and cunnypilled.

>still no switch port.
Vaperware.

>still no bikini mod

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This entire thread has been nothing but a fucking pedo gathering when will jannies delete this degenerate thread?

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are they planning more dlc or a sequel?

>Shadman

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have sex, incel

>Told by boss
>Indie game company with a handful of staff
This isn't Activision

I like that it sold because it shows there is still a market for 3D platformers but the game isn't that great. They could improve in a sequel and hopefully this could encourage other devs to invest in a profession 3D plat former

It's a good game, all of the worlds are pretty cool and the experiences is consistently great from start to finish.

s e e t h e

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1744286298
I've played almost every single workshop level, here's a quick rundown on the ones that don't suck and also work in multiplayer (if people still play online).

Seething

when are going to update this list