Look at this shity game

With is it with this game that’s triggering everyone?

Anime nintendo exclusive

Platinum games haven't made a single good game. Nier was decent only because Taro was involved

nintendo bonus

nintendo bonus

...

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BASED Jirenchad dabbing on the nincels

Nah, the funniest ones are those who created an account just to score a 0 on this game and nothing else.

based, but CTR doesn't deserve that much score

Based

The user who said that there will be around 200 troll accounts voting the game down was right

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I consider Nier a SquareEnix game.

That I just found

imagine how assblasted you have to be to make this image
no other fanbase seethes this hard at meaningless user reviews, why are nintenbabies so childish?

see

Is that why there are so many sony wojak images? ;)

>a 7.5 is still a good score

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Why are snoys so desperate over this game?

game drought is hitting them hard

They have no games of their own.

They can't stand that Nintendo just got another masterpiece while they're on a drought.

No games and they just lost Nic cage's cinematic experiences

Cause Astral Chain sounds like "Asshole Pain" and it brings up bad memories for them.

>Yet another platinum game
>Somehow this one is stirring shitposters like crazy
Why?
It's not a AAA game or anything, there's no reason for this mess

>Why?
Snoys.

>weeb cop game
>super mario maker deluxe
>the shittiest sonic racing game
>pokemon game

well, i dont see nothing wrong with that image.

No i get that console wat shit
But why this game? You dont see this shit for the last few ninty exclusives

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Literally Sonybois

I'm 7 hours in, a 7-8 score seems reasonable. combat CAN be fun, rest is meh. get over it, you don't need to suck a games dick just because it's on the platform you like to play in bed

Cause it's made by Platinum. Same shit happens/happened with Bayonetta.

It sounds like you're the only one that needs to get over it snoyfriend.

Deserves less
FUCK NINTENDO
PROTEST THE NINTENDO BONUS

WE NEED TO PUT THIS SHITTY COMPANY IN THE GROUND

I think it's because astral chain is a third party exclusive from the developers of nier:automata

S E E T H I N G

as if there’s aren’t a ton of Sony-centric sites either lol

Imagine being so braindead and lonely that you make an account to alter a number on a video game review site. Holy fucking cope.

Snoys SEETHING in this thread

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Prove it

>But why this game? You dont see this shit for the last few ninty exclusives
Uhm...

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Have you played it?

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Metacritic just needs to scrap the user ratings already. They've become more useless than critic ratings due to grown adults acting like 6 year olds.

why do you guys obsess over one console or the other? I mean, really, what does it actually matter?

you retards think anything less than 9 is trash
kys

>waaah! It’s not Mario or Zelda or one of the classics. It’s too new and different me no like
This is probably most of the people giving it a bad review

holy shit what is with most of the negatives being from spics?

metacritic.com/user/Irken

so is Zetman any good?

Because they're poor, children, retarded, or some combination of the three

Or it's just the snoy fans review bombing the game

>implying it's not salty snoyspics

Most sony fanboys are from South America, including the ones on Yea Forums

based as fuck

>sonyfag pretends making 200 bot accounts isnt the most pathetic thing possible
LOL, how analy ravaged sonyfags are

Can you prove that?

Why else are their COPE reviews in spic?
Snoyfags are filth, makes sense they are third worlders

Pretty sure this Snoy shill wanted to give that 0 review to Astral Chain and not FE.

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0 - absolute shit.
5 - mediocre
10 - amazing, the best shit ever.

game journos just misuse the fucking rating like they don't know the most basic mathematics.

Based. Nintendo shouldn't exist so their games are by default 0.

They really need to implement a verified purchase review system to cut down on the dumb 0 or 10 user reviews

Novidy ever claimed snoyfags were smart

Why do Nincels pretend people trolling on metacritic only target Nintendo games? You fags went crazy about people giving Fire emblem and Astral chain a 0 but you do realize that this happens to literally every game on metacritic, right?

5 is shit, 7 is mediocre.

Why do sonyfags always try and deflect?

That would lead to a wave of mass suicide in Latin America.
No way a company wants to be responsible for 200 snoyfags killing themselves by mass shooting

I guess Astral Chain passed the quality test if so many fanboys are seething this much. I'll be picking it up later this year

Cause snoyfags always love to point at the user score, if they didn't no one would talk about it.

man, I don't care who you are or what device you own, this shit is not okay.

>it's another consolewar thread
Anybody who uses score-based reviews for anything should be shot.

Easy math: There are 3 times as many Playstations sold than Switches, so you have 3 times the Snoys review bombing than that Ninchads.

How long until we can have threads about the actual fucking game itself without devolving into consolewars or Metacritic masturbating? I'm fucking loving the game so far.

Sadly never

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USER SCORES IS THE REAL SCORE FUCK THE (((CRITICS)))
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USER SCORES IS THE REAL SCORE FUCK THE (((CRITICS)))
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back to your shithole, pedro

I live in south america and even poor people own a sony console. Why else do you think PS1/2 sold so well?

>IT'S THE SONY, IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THE SONY, HOW GOD DO I HATE THE SONY! SONY SONY SONY SONY!

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The same reason that hideous port of doom2016 on the shitch running at 20fps managed to get better scores than the PC/PS4/xbone versions: shitendo bonus

>Nincels still seething
Based, we didn't even have to do anything

Anything above 60/100 is a good game yer knobs!

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Haha what if I bought it haha

>he doesn't kbow

>200 bot accounts is nothing
LOL

>Unironically using the word "juegazo"

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>60 dollars for a sandbox of old snes/nes bing bing mario games

Deserve a 0 desu famalam

t. JIRENGAMER25

yeah, look at that BONUS

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Nintincels, it's time for you to face the truth.
It's 2019, hell it's almost 2020. Your shitty tabletoid won't be able to survive for long, she's already having a hard time shitting out hideous old ports barely reaching 25 fps.

It's done. Hand over your Yea Forums pass nintincel, you're not allowed to post here anymore

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t. Ameritard

>posting that text with an image of a game that can't even consistently get 30fps on the "pro" model

From God of War's reviews.

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Still 30 frames more than the switch version

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Let me know when you post a good game

youtu.be/LCBfnjTmlwU

I fucking hate this place sometimes

>3:30
fuckin lol

I could just be a brainlet that can't into math, but wouldn't that push the average closer to 5 than it would have been otherwise?

>Being this retarded
Alright let's go through this slowly since game journalism has ruined your sense of rating.
0 - Not even worth thinking about it's so bad
1 - Fucking terrible, game is shit
2 - Game has major flaws that outshine all the fun/enjoyment you could of had.
3 - Game has minor flaws that distract from the enjoyment of playing it.
4 - Hits right below the average, most of it being okay but just boring or poorly thought out.
5 - Should be the standard of, "Well it's a game, it runs, it's somewhat fun, but nothing is groundbreaking."
6 - Rather enjoyable game to play, stands out a little from the other titles. There's a few annoyances, but that comes with most games.
7 - a great game that will get people talking about it for a while. If there's any problems/issues it's barely noticeable due to the quality of the game.
8 - This is where it's starts getting to home-run territory, it takes dedication and a true love of the art to make an amazing game in this range.
9 - Most can never hope to achieve a 9 as it stands to mean the game is about as perfect as you can get. People love it, sings it's praises, there's no issues with performance. What will become a classic with time.
10 - Should be used rarely, a mythical game that defines a whole generation, something so great and amazing it affects the industry. Something people will write and talk nonstop about. A literal perfect game with no flaws at all.

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I just don't get how P* keeps releasing the same garbage and people keep eating it up.

This is why the 10 point score doesn't work. Many numbers often mean the same thing and anything below a 7 is usually seen as bad. A 5 point system is more accurate and has less useless numbers.

Look at the 10 point system. Does anyone really care if a game is a 6 or a 4? No because they're often both seen as bad games to be ignored

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>they don't know the most basic mathematics.
No they are using the American grading system where a C (70s) is average, a D (60s) is barely passing, and anything below is failing.

That's actually a pretty good point, though I imagine it would then switch to people only wanting to play 5/5 games, maybe 4/5 of they felt cheap that day.

Exactly. A game like this I'd probably an easy 4/5 but thanks to the 10 point system it receives a 7 or 8 and that's often seen as "meh" or "passable" these days.

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Lol

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I don't know how you fags played games before the year 2010

>m-m-maybe if i upload a 240p screenshot of a youtube video it'll make me feel better about loyalty to a soulless corporation!

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looks like it performs better than bloodborne

Truly /ourguy/

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lol

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But it's not, everything in design is classic platinumgames style it feels like okami and mgr with a bit of bayonetta, tho Nier autissimo is less good than those masterpiece

so same dips as bloodborne nice

Now show us the Shitch version. ;)

imagine having to listen to reviewers because you are too low iq to even form your own opinion on something

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Doesn't count

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imagine being a retarded gamer weeb

That doesn't look like the Shitch version. ;)

NINTENDO DEFENSE SQUAD
ASSEMBLE

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>he can only afford one console

Let's see the ps4 version of astral chain lmao

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>A literal perfect game with no flaws at all
No such thing

Wrong

There is nothing gayer than consolewar faggotry, and nothing more meaningless than metacritic user scores.

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I'm playing it on PC. ;)