Why don't use talk on mic when playing vidya, user? It's so boring getting matched up with mute robots

Why don't use talk on mic when playing vidya, user? It's so boring getting matched up with mute robots.

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i don't have one

I don't want to chat, I just want to play the game.

I don’t talk if I’m playing seriously.

I only play singleplayer

amerilards make fun of my accent and voice

like talking to randoms is fun

i do talk, but only with people i know
i ain't talking to your faggy ass

I like totally agree

Because there are only three kinds of people online to talk to.

>implying I play multiplayer games

Why do you think I want to talk to you. Just play the game.

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you are not worth talking to
there is nothing useful or funny you have to say
most of the time you are just annoying

I'm too socially retarded even for mic chat

Anything I need to say is better said through either a dialog wheel or typed. And since I often play with foreigners typing allows for clearer communication.

>oh wow is that user's voice?
>he should do let's plays!
>aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~, user! Please say "You will always be Daddy's special girl."
>*shlicking noises*

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user please say "You will always be Daddy's special girl"
pretty please with a cherry on top?

>talk
>"shut the fuck up nigger"

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>who said that?
>is that a guy? lmao
>are you really a man or do you just have bronchitis
>show us your dick
>go back to watching NASCAR you gigolo

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I'm playing with a guy who's like that. We're chilling and banting, and suddenly he won't even hear what you say or respond because he's in tryhard mode.
He has things to prove wich to others more than himself I need but maybe it'll slowly change.

Because you're a simpleton with lot to say but little to tell. And those peepee jokes you spout in the lobby aren't funny.

Damn, user. That must be awful.

I've usually got my laptop open, watching stuff on YouTube, so I don't have my mic on because I'm not a massive cunt.
I don't want to listen to your music, so you shouldn't have to hear mine.