Why are there no good games where you play as a shark?

>by tripwire
yikes

>it's EGS too
double yikes

They're not hungry and the diver doesn't look like fish/food.

sharks are strangely weak to petting, also sharks generally aren't interested in biting humans, most shark bites are accidental because wetsuits can look an aweful lot like a seal to them.

I didn't know sharks had eyelids

is he wearing mail? for a man out to pet sharks he sure is a pussy.

tripwire makes good games you nigger
and just pirate it

Yeah and there eyes make them look cute
Sounds like shark propaganda

*clears throat* ... FUCK SHARKS!

>Why are there no good games where you play as a shark?

Jaws: Unleashed on the PS2. Humans try to mess with you, so you fuck all their shit up.

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fuck off chink

yeah of course they have them, how do you think we clear our vision underwater

Is that thing under body of the shark on the left some kind of parasite or his floppy donger?

>Live in Australia.
>Every now and then a shark bites a surfer.
>Media never shuts up about it.
>Talks of culling the sharks comes up.
It's not right. Sharks are cool. Surfers barely qualify as humans anyway. There are seeing eye dogs that are smarter and more helpful than most surfers.

Why the fuck would they bite you fucking retard? We only bite to eat/defend, not for fun. You think sharks are some mindless machines of destruction?

its a fish

>our
user, how do you type without fingers, and while underwater, and while (probably, depending on species) needing to move forward to take oxygen from the water?

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>the ground is too soft

did you know that lemon sharks get jealous if they see a diver petting a different shark

youtu.be/vVnE9o5Uxik

Eh, they prefer A to die over B and you prefer B to die over A. I don't give a fuck about either really so I don't see why you should get annoyed about it.

After all, eventually all sharks and all surfers are gonna be dead anyway.

>we

It (will) exist
youtube.com/watch?v=nuUGDZBpRDU

Baby shark do do do do do do

Except surfers very, very rarely die as a result of shark bites, while many, many sharks die if they do a cull. Not even remotely comparable.

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user.. do you have something to tell us?

off the coast of California there was a shark that was eaten by an Orca. Every shark in the area fled and weren't seen for a while, including one geo-tagged shark that immediately dived deep and swam all the way to Hawaii

>awwwww, how cute these baby sharks
>don't ask why I'm wearing chainmail for protection

Yeah but if you look at it from the perspective of the people in favour of culls, the weight of a single human life is worth a fuckton of shark lives, so they're not equivalent in the first place.

It's like comparing squashing an ant to stabbing some random cashier in the chest a dozen times. One entity dies each time but one is clearly bigger than the other. These people have no concern for the lives of individual sharks, the idea behind a cull is to kill as many sharks as possible without impacting the ecosystem to greatly in order to reduce risk of shark attacks. As they see it, it's a gimme for saving lives, like the advancement of medicine or I dunno, increased traffic safety.

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I want to fuck a shark

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Depth

That fucker is lucky.
That Great White looked like he was about to attack, them at the last second realized that he was a seal.

What a chad

>swadians so unable to siege my castle they're training sharks underwater becuase they're so fucking out of ideas
LMAO @ ur life swadies lulzs

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Oh boy!!! Here >We go again

Second Life.
OwO

I know the "every single monute thing you do to animals is hurting them!" is a pretty big meme, but the divers are essentially disorienting the sharks by messing with their electroreceptive senses, they're probably extremely confused and/or distressed, just so they can get a cute photo/vid.

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very cute

>We only bite to eat/defend
we are not niggers,user

who the fuck dropped a pc into the ocean?

>Outta my way, human fucking shit!

then why the fuck are they calmly approaching the diver

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Yeah okay Jaws, take your big dumb ass back to the ocean

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>The blood coming out of the gills

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there was a 2v4 shark game were you have 30 lives for both sides
the divers had to get gold for guns and tech
the sharks had to kill for more points to "adapt"
i forgot the name tho

There is an open world shark game coming out.
It looks like a well done 3D over the shoulder/behind Hungry Shark. (Ubi mobile game)
It looks like it might be boring, but they promised you can evolve your shark all the way up to a megaladon

*coughs*

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dolphins are the worst

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Depth, I think. I remember the Steam ads

some one post the pedobear edit

>tfw you'll never get molested by a dolphin

Lmao nigger post a vid of you petting a motherfucking shark without mail right now or shut the fuck up

Perks of being the dominant species, might as well exercise them. Fuck sharks

>full on dolphin erection

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Because sharks don't mindlessly just attack, mong.

Supposedly a dolphin cumming in you would be extremely painful simce they can shoot their sperm with like the force of a strong BB gun (within very short ranges of course) or something

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how the fuck did the shark get in?

Not all sharks need to keep moving to keep water flowing over our gills.
Some can pump water over them.

>Supposedly

nice chainmail

>pseudoscientists itt posting shit without citation
Figures. Petting sharks is not fucking with their "electroreceptors".

>our
post your sharktits or get out

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampullae_of_Lorenzini
I've joined marine biologists in dives as an escort and while I didn't dig deep into the subject, the general idea is that petting a shark's snout or the water surrounding the snout does indeed neuter, for lack of a better word, the animal.

Asked politely

no not that one

where is new dakini getting posted since 8/kemono/ is dead?

>No issues swimming off immediately
So how is it catatonic?

Fun fact: God gave sharks TWO dicks!

Occasionally on /trash/

What the fuck were there people in there?

Found the video, there was still a guy in there
youtu.be/DYpGfqEK1A4

Bruce?! Is that you?!

>sharks generally aren't interested in biting humans
Why not? We're still food. Not enough meat for all the bones to chew through?

Yeah you know so i've heard and stuff

Not enough blubber, even on americans. too many thick bones.

We're big and strange-looking, it'd require considerable effort for a shark to chomp us down. Unless he's starving or having a bad day actively looking for food we're relatively safe.

Fact: sharks are the most POWERFUL race in the world

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Shark are qt

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I wouldn't doubt it, there's a fucking guide out there for bestiality for specific animals. Shits weird.

Did they die?

Remember that sharkgirl phase Yea Forums went through ages ago?

He's posting from a SHELL phone

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Why are dolphins so into raping humans?

fuck you

Why aren't you?

i hate you

Based

Depth. My friends and I still play it when we have big in-person LAN parties, it's fun as fuck.

Bloody eel, Carlos.