ITT: We thank Medic mains for all their hard work

As a medic main, I never got the whole ''thank the medic'' meme. I'm playing the class for my own fun. Same as anyone else. I don't thank the aggresive power classes unless they happened to actually save my life, I don't thank the one annoying cunt who switches to heavy and runs at me spamming medic 1000 times a second completely unable to understand I prefer healing scout and soldier anyways.

THANK YOU DOKTOR
let us begin

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I do not need your thanks, I'm just doing my job, my ego is not THAT fragile.

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I'm addicted to z+2ing every time a Medic is healing me. It was only recently that I realized Ive been inadvertently taunting the players I killed by saying Thanks! afterwards.

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Doc, I need medication now.

So? That makes it even better!

>Yea Forums will defend this

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DEFEND THE POINT GENTLEMEN

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>blu
SPY IN OUR MIDST, MEN

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Why does the strange kritz cost a fucking kidney? AAAAAAAAAA
Why am I tempted to buy one?

it's time to date your favourite class in the all new vn spin-off

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>White blonde demoman
>Engineer with hair
You ruined it, motherfucker, and I was so excited.

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why did they have to kill dragons fury fuck you valve fuck you
Pyro is the most hated class, literally everyfuckingone hates him

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Pyro is a class that 100% based on gimmicks. All of his mechanics and ways he fights in a 1v1 are gimmicks.

Why do people care about strange items? I can understand buying cosmetics because at least they change your look. It's still retarded but not as retarded as stranges.
It's just orange text and a number. Why spend so much money on it?

name one

Did they nerf thermal thruster ?

>laughs in walking outof your range and shooting

They want to see numbers go up with every kill.
Same reason why ranks are a thing in casual even though they serve no purpose

>Durrrr uhhhh combo flares durrrr uhhh pyroshark
DURRRRR UHHHH BACKBURNER
What fucking gun in TF2 isn't some kind of gimmick by the clear definition of the word? Dumb retard.

It's like a incentive to play the class and get better, also, it's an easy way to show that you've clocked hours in a class. I realize that they've been pretty much meaningless for a long time since idling servers were a thing but I wouldn't have bothered spending some time with classes like sniper if I didn't have a strange for them.

danke herr doktor

Medicfag here, I've never felt like anyone has to thank me, but it feels great when you wreck shit with a random and they thank you in the chat.

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>mains
Fuck off retard

Dab on Lillycucks

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z+2 everytime.

I never feel like medics have ever been underappreciated in TF2... save for the medic update when everyone went medic

yes

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Merci docteur

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Clip of absolute fucking fail

Fuck medics. Main the easiest class in the game after pyro and you still suck at it. You and your pocket boyfriend can get fucked.

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It's nice to be appreciated. Although I do get a sense of satisfaction watching a team/group die horribly as they realise how important I am when they stop getting heals, so it's OK.

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Excellent

>Go combat medic
>Votekicked

Ok Chance.

>play as medic
>soldiers and demos always blast jump away
>play as soldier or demo
>medics never pocket or uber me

fuck this shit this is why I play engi

>t. soldier main

Damn right I am, I'm doing all the hard work while you're fucking around chasing spies across the map and healing afk snipers.

No need medic, this guy could heal boys and kill enemy

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well dont that beat all

racist

Medic mains are the most pathetic breed of healsluts. They act like they are above it all, despite being the biggest cucks of them all. While Overwatch is fucking trash, at least it offers some healers who can also fight consistently. Medic's gameplay is 99 % being tethered to some guy's ass. Multiple asses in a quick succession, if you're a "pro" Medic.

They are from Katawa Shoujo where its cool to fuck cripples
The blonde girl is blind and the redhead, well has no arms
I really don't want to explain the joke

INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGERRRRR

webms are fucking lame on this website, no sound no nothing

love can bloom on the battlefield

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maybe trannies or in comp or something but never had an issue in pubs

If you think that's bad, it still uses vp8 and not the superior vp9.

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Did the OW gamegurl mercy main stereotype bleed into this game too?
I don't remember medics being regarded as such back in 2013-14, they were pretty chill.

>Aim at enemy with this
>Fire
>Broken hitbox makes you mix 4 shots
>Die
Whoa... so this is the power of the TF2 team....

most medic mains are trannies/furries who only pocket their Discord soldier friend with unusual hat

I wanna thank all the medics that block turret fire when ubered, especially when playing as heavy

>the friendless pubbie that gets outplayed by medic combos

medics should get 0.25 points worth of the credit for everything their target does. huntsman should give +20 health. vaccinator shouldn't have charges. phlog should have an entirely different concept.

wew.

Alrighty then!

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>stacking pubs with your friends because you're shit and need to be carried

Bought a Strange Professional Killstreak Brass Beast
Don't like the name it had, 2 will name it

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>On fire running back to spawn
>About to die before i touch resupply
>hatless medic who just respawned saves me just in time
Thank you, bro

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I'm gay

Strange Professional Killstreak Brass Beast

I highly enjoy penis in my asshole

'no imagination faggot'

>pyros will defend this

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tranny remover

I guess I'll name it myself then

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cunny

based

WE GOTTAM

>That Pyro.
Got any more?

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Very based

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didn't i just play against you on mercenary park

Means of destruction.

Haven't played in Mercenary Park for 2 days

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Were you that stock spy that kept gunning me down on Suijin a few hours ago?

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Thank you Medic.

Post the cringy Heavy and Medic larp pasta in here

Danka Herrr Doktor

Nah. First game of today

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>Sharing your wife

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A good medic can wreck your shit with random crits out the ass

if everyone here searched for one map let's say 2fort invasion would we get matched?

Post Loadouts?

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expect for the game winning cap, which makes it hilarious.

>that fucker who's not popping uber for solid minute and still alive

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hudda hudda huh

medics are just cheerleading spectators

Bump, can anyone help me

>join the ongoing game
>retards cant push and only 2 minutes left
>pick the medic with vaccinator
>win the game instantly

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were you that punk ass scout who camped on the big healtkit on lakeside just yesterday?

No. I mainly play Spy, Heavy and Engineer

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>add normal damage falloff to crits so you can't get crocket'd from across the map
>damage falloff to the sniper rifle unless it's fully charged
>reduce the mini sentry range drastically but buff its damage to compensate
There I fixed the game, I think flame particles and afterburn need some change too but I'm not that smart.

Are you that scunt who tries to kill the sniper with a pistol from across the map while standing in one spot