Since my ex wife took all my consoles and gaming pc in our divorce (she doesnt even play videogames...

Since my ex wife took all my consoles and gaming pc in our divorce (she doesnt even play videogames.) I have just enough money left to rebuy one console. I'm kinda leaning towards a switch because i want to play Astral Chain and because a switch wont require me to buy a new tv either. Or should i hold out until next gen comes along?

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>she doesnt even play videogames
But Jamal does.

how the fuck does that even happen. Like why the hell would the lawyer be after your video games?

Sounds like you need something now, so probably get a switch.

>Since my ex wife took all my consoles and gaming pc in our divorce (she doesnt even play videogames.) I have just enough money left to rebuy one console.

youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

PC is what I'd go with.
Spite and dominance.

Build a budget PC.

are ya a quantity>quality kinda guy? if so get three years of gold and convert to game pass ultimate. should cost 120$

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Just got out of a 5 years relationship hearing divorce stories give me strength that i made the right decision. Bitch still took my 70 inch when i kicked her out.
Also buy a pc idiot. why would u buy a console with like 20 good games when u can get a upgradeable device with unlimited games that can be free

Hack your switch or go for a budget pc like the other anonbros have suggested

Courts are extremely biased towards women, female privilege.

Why does anyone ever get married in this day and age? The only reason a woman wants that is so she can take your property. If she loved you she wouldn't care.

Tax reasons.

Even then,people are holding off because ceremonies are expensive.

wait, women can take all of your vidya? I thought you could choose to divide up the shit you want to keep. All the more reason not to get married

>tfw I live in a country where this shit doesn't happen during divorce
the US is cucked

You can if you get prenup, but why would you ever do that when she loves and you and will never leave you, honey?

courts are biased towards women, and she'll take everything she can get her hands on if she's feeling vindictive

which country? I want to find a place where this shit doesn't happen

Good larp

Goddamn. Seeiously considering that for the future then.

Prenups are easily thrown out and voided if the bitch cries enough, they mean nothing and will not protect you in the case of divorce rape

You don’t need an expensive ceremony to announce that you’re shagging someone

I think in canada or some shit nowadays you can get cucked out of your possessions even if you dont get married. was instated because men don't like to get married anymore as much, probably because of reasons like this.

True, but it's generally expected.

So the judge can just throw it out?

>ex wife

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>generally expected
In what century do you live?

Norway, but I'm sure it extends to every Scandinavian country. now there isn't a single first world country in the world that isn't cucked, but at least women can't legally steal from you here. you don't need a prenup or nothing

Based. Fuck normfags.
Wait until they announce incel tax.

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men are basically slaves to women in how much power they have in court

why are marriage cucks so beta? like nigga if they try to take your shit just assassinate the judge. like nigga kill your ex wife haha.

The current one. In which boomers and above have been raised/taught this is the normal thing to do.

I'm not saying it's required, but you'll catch shit from nana or whatever.
And even then, some people legitimately do want to go through an actual ceremony.

last I checked it's in cases of cohabitation. I think you need to live with a person after a certain amount of time in order for that to happen. Just one more reason you shouldn't shack up with someone. It's stupid to begin with. Perpetually dating seems to be the preferable thing to do these days.

You can, but chances are the prenup will be thrown out and she with the court's help will be totally free and clear to pillage everything you own

Pretty much, the woman just needs to make up a sob story about feeling forced to do it and squeeze out enough crocodile tears and your only safeguard against being quite literally robbed by the state is gone

Every day I find a new reason to wish for Canada to get glassed.

>thinking they can tax incels when they are neet

Who here is a member of the Net Negative NEET club? The premise is simple: be as much of a net drain on taxes as humanly possible, take out WAY more than you put in (preferably none at all). SSI and/or SSDI with huge backpay checks (mine was a $17,000 lump sum because I went through appeals and hearings for a year and a half), opting for checks and paper statements in the mail instead of direct deposit and digital, Medicaid, Medicare, regular primary care physician checkups, get yourself referred to specialists and screened for every ailment known to man, medication you could probably manage without like Linzess, getting all your old fillings replaced, SNAP, rental assistance, Lifeline, the works. If you try hard enough and take advantage of all benefits you're entitled to, you can be seven figures of dead weight by 30!

vindication. most women will HATE you at some point, never trust them unless it's a loving family member
I think I would actually murder my ex wife if she took at my shit on top of leaving me and stealing my kids. I'm not that strong, I wouldn't be able to mentally handle it

I've often thought that moving to the Scandinavian countries was ideal, more so for job reasons. This just adds an extra incentive to do so.

I think what I would do is just destroy my stuff before letting her steal it. I would rather see it burn to ashes then give it all to her. I'm sure that would not go well with the courts and they would find me or jail me, but the satisfaction alone would be nice

the ex wife doesn't really do it and has no real power. You are much better off going after the lawyers and judges. If murder became the norm when you rob people with divorce injustice (seriously for rich people wtf give them millions because they are "used to the lifestyle") they would stop doing it.

LOL THIS NIGGA ACTUALLY MARRIED A WOMAN

IM DYING OF LAUGHER RIGHT NOW

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petty slave morality.
>people come to steal your shit
>destroy your shit instead of defending it from them with lethal force because reasons

Reminds me of the story where the court ordered the man to give the wife half of everything they owned and the absolute madlad sawed everything in half. The beds, the TV, literally everything

Don't know if he actually got in trouble over it (he likely did) but it was absolutely top-grade justice porn.

>use lethal force
>end up getting killed because of some bitch
No thanks.
I think at this point the best thing to do is just have sex with traps.

>heat style shootout in a last stand to defend your property
based

>still thinks your thot wife is the cause and not the system itself
never gonna make it.

>getting married
Played yourself

Be that as it may, how is suicide by cop going to help?

>how is suicide by cop going to help?
If you aren't retarded you can easily have a very high k/d and likely get out alive if you really want to. Again if people started defending their shit as they should this gross injustice of giving your stuff to someone who divorces you would have to stop. It's seriously total nonsense and only makes any sense if both had similar income levels and only one bank account for whatever reason. The billionaires giving hundreds of millions to some neet wife because she's used to living that way is insane nonsense.

The wife probably insisted on it. Probably knows he loves videogames so she claimed it in spite.

Why are women so cruel. My mom's friend divorce raped the shit out of this poor dude. They were married 10 years and nothing was wrong and one day she just says it's over

That man is my hero. Yeah, it's called dissipation of assets, and that can get you into trouble. Still, would be worth it to see the face on the slut after you went through the trouble of doing it.

Total King Solomon move there. Love this man

woman initiate divorce because they are incapable of love, only submission. All woman are defacto married to the government. reminder that your wife is your property and have no right to "leave"

I mean, what other choice would I have? Defending my peoperty with physical force would most certainly end in my death. The police always win

>all these retards who have been here for 4+ years and STILL fall for the 3d meme
It's bad enough so many of you are wagies, but letting some bitch have legal rights to over half your shit? You normalfags really are retarded and deserve everything bad that happens to you

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Can't you get her back and insist on taking her stuff though? Honestly, she wouldn't get much if she took my vidya. The value depreciated a shitton. She'd sell it and probably get less than I would recieve from pawning her shit

>If you aren't retarded
you wouldn't even think of it.

Just get a good lawyer to negotiate with her lawyer. Then move on.
You have somewhere between 20-60 years to get whatever material shit you had taken back. If you off yourself in tard-rage, you get fuck all in the end, which you induced upon yourself.

Backup your saves too, if possible.

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user, the man doesn't get to take the wife's property, only the other way around.

I can't help that I want my dick wet, it's in my nature. Especially when I'm a thirsty true force loneliness

You don't make demands in the divorce court as a man. you will be on the defensive the entire case.

>n-no goy the system is perfect! hire more lawyers!

>wife divorces you for jamal
>takes all your shit
>first thought is to get nintendo switch
based cuck

Killing yourself means you don't get to rebuild your life, plus it means all the shit you did get in the end is now going to get hocked, probably by your bitch ex wife.

You're honestly trying to flex your nuts about how suicide-by-cop is the best option? You really are stupid.

Horseshit

You just dont hear about it because scandis are so extremely cucked that tgey dont even complain when getting divorce raped

God damn i hate arrogant scandis

>be child of parents
>divorce them and move out after 18+ years
>for some reason you don't get half their shit because you are "used to a certain standard of living"
>yet for some reason the thot that married you 6 months ago does

>petty slave mentality
You're wrong. Sun Tzu destroyed resources to deny his enemies in his book The Art of War

Are you honestly trying to say that legitimate war tactics are petty slave moves?

>the year is 2024
>trudeau has won his 3rd term as PM
>mandatory annual penis inspections are now carried out to determine whether or not you be taxed for being a virgin
>need to complete a diversity training session once every 4 years to retain citizenship
>environmental tax placed on meat and animal-derived consumables
>90% of the population solely subsisting on sõy and sõy-based products
>legally required to list at least 3 sexual partners as references on your resume to be eligible for employment
>but at least black tar heroin and pasteurized jenkem are now legal
god save the queen

Men have zero power in divorce precedings, the only thing you can do is hold back extreme sadness and anger at everyone in the room while you prepare yourself mentally for the complete rape of trust and human decency that is about to occur.

I think you confuse Norway with Sweden. Norway's pretty based. They arent even in the EU

>men
>getting anything in court
lol which century do you live in?

This is what happens when you don't beat up your wife.

you're a hylic kike. it's not even about the property. Again you don't even have to "suicide by cop" you could kill everyone involved and more and just get life in prison, maybe even resort prison like in Scandinavia, if you are that scared of death.

Yes. You're not going to win. You lost the day you allowed a woman to enter your home. A man's house is his castle and you opened the gates to the enemy.

show me an example of a Norwegian getting divorce raped

Neither is Sweden though.

And people scoff at prenuptials.

>Sun Tzu
>false equivalencies
back to plebbit

That's wrong.

Or just move on with life without the leech.

I'm also American, I'd rather suicide by cop then do life in prison.
Or better, neither.

Don't they still have their own money and everything?

prenups don't hold up in court, they are as much of a meme as warranty void if removed stickers or tos agreements.

I live in a country where you can be considered in a de facto relationship if you live together for more than 6 months.

Yea you lost a battle, but the war of life still rages on. No reason to end your one and only playthrough just yet over one single mistake.

No goy you must die like the Israeli did at Masada

>still focusing on the ex wife
>lol just be stoic and stay positive bro
>how do you do fellow americans? freedumbs amirite??

Is meant for

>ex wife

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They havent adopted the Euro but they're still a member of the EU, unlike Norway.

>not being gay which has the added benefits of being on even footing in court
It's like you don't even like vidya.

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Build a PC.

>that prose
jesus fuck please go back to plebbit precumbaby

Ok, have fun in that early grave then.

So long as it's considered premarital property, it's yours. Anyting bought during the marriage is considered marital property, and can be taken. So if you were retarded and bought all your vidya post-marriage, you're fucked. But if you're a 30 year old virgin who somehow got lucky, you should be able to keep a lifetime of vidya.

But I never advocated for ending anything.

So are they part of the NWO or not?

The last man lives the longest.

Bro you're advocating a shoot out for your property that'll either end with you dead or in jail for life. Both of those are basically game over.

how does being a fag help your case in court in any way whatsoever

Ok.

Canada?

Why are you replying to me as if I was someone else? I never advocated for any of those things.

New Zealand. They are supposedly going to rewrite the now 40 year old laws surrounding divorce proceedings to be less sided against men and take into account womens earnings.

>Ok.
>>>/reddit/

Do you have kids? If not you're fucking retard. Marriage only exists to provide legal protection for children.

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I mean yeah, that's only fair. Therabill to work and have their own property and income, they should pay just as much as we do

I believe that they are also planning to include that any assets pre-marriage or relationship cannot be claimed by either party, only wealth generated while together can be divided. The details are still fuzzy as it has not gone through parliament yet.

No women to take all your stuff lol, he's just as likely to take your stuff as you are his. Or more likely, it'll be evenly split

Nigger

My uncle pleaded he was gay for the reason of their divorce and she didnt get shit. Must be some kind of loophole.

>cucked in divorce
>wants to buy a switch
you cannot make this shit up.
/gif/ should be your next stop.

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It gets so, so much worse if kids are involved and you're on the end of divorce rape

Now you not only lose shit, you now lose more of it up to and including your entire home AND if the bitch pursues child support you're now having sizable chunks of money DIRECTLY taken from you every month to support a child you will likely never see again or be on good terms with for the remainder of their childhood.

Lower taxes (in most countries) and if you want to travel the world its pretty much a requirement, in some places they won't allow unmarried couples to share a room.
Not to mention hosting a kickass party for your wedding

...I know America exists... but I refuse to believe this is real.

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It's likely fake.

i know retards exist but i refuse to believe your post is real

This is where every one on tumblr get's their mentality.
So true. Americans love to blame everyone else.

okay third worlder

I'm just saying. I actually refuse to believe that's real amidst all the evidence it could be real. Just so I don't lose my hope.
And besides that, do these divorce laws really work like that? Good thing I can't get a woman then, I'd fucking kill myself if this ever happened to me and I was left with the dust in my pockets.

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>Since my ex wife took all my consoles and gaming pc in our divorce (she doesnt even play videogames.)

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Half of it is real. The bit about wife's boyfriend is fake.

Why is she an ex?

>Willingly taking a vasectomy is real
>But the part about the cucking isn't
why would a man... what? Why would he willingly disable his pecker?

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Probably bait to begin with, but why not just buy some shit parts to swap out with the good stuff in your gaming PC? Not like the retard would be able to tell the difference in specs as long as it turns on. Clone to a shitty HDD and gut the thing like a fish, laugh when it boots up and looks the same.

no you idiot
the picture is real, the leddit post is fake

In case you want to fuck like rabbits without having children but you don't like condoms because your cut dick has no feeling I suppose.

You can have sex without a condom!

Because sex feels good bro but me me no want kids. Also meme image.

What is real then. What is my life.
What are you?
Why have we taken to doing this. What was wrong with fucking her in the ass because you love Jesus? What was wrong with a blowjob? Is the pussy really the only good part about a woman?


What the fuck is going on. I want someone to hold me, please for the love of god.

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first day on Yea Forums?

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Women don't want anal or to perform oral.

not everyone likes anal and oral is only good for one side
also not vidya

>Is the pussy really the only good part about a woman

lmao nice nap under that rock?

Pay that money to a hobo, to stab that bitch.

nah joined in 2016

>loving family member
Doesn't exist, in every family when there is talk about money shitstorm brews up.

>be me
>lvl 16
>mother of my father passes away due to age, dementia, alzheimer and cutting buns with scissors
>mourning family gathers after, there were all 3 of my father's brothers
>I'm in for just shit and giggles, hated bitch for being abusive and shitting all over stairs (we lived with her)
>every kid of my grandmother has some autismInside TM
>one of my father's brother says that to remember her life (lolwut) everyone should keep something from her possessions
>sitting there, just wanting to go play vidya and to think about booking it and fleeing to different country
>on of the uncles wants piano, which is now piece of junk because nobody took care of it and cat liked to piss on it
>other one wants a clock which last time worked in 1925 when Hitler was setting it up
>one asked for some shitty silvery thing that is used as some decoration
>and then, my father
>YOU DO THIS ALL FOR MONEY, NONE OF YOU VISITED HER ONCE IN 1985 AND YOU DESERVE SHIT UNGRATEFUL FUCKS!!
>but brudda, there is plenty of oats, you kepp the house and the rest we just wanted those couple heirlooms
>FUCK OFF!!!
>lost contact with my family due to old piano, clock and silver shit

>be me
>lvl 18
>my mother goes for work trip to acquire some deals and other shit for her company
>SIKE!!! father is drunkard you pay for bills user, I won't come back
>paid for couple, moved out to different country because from shit i was getting from both of my families because I could mend issues (?)
>now lvl 21
>my mother contacts me for some money that she need
>IGNORE
>got even more shit from my family
>now lvl 26 and no family expect wife, pretty comfy, would recommend.

I just laugh at everyone because alwways when someone speaks of family it's some issues. If you're a pussy and don't know what to do if women wants to screw you over that's your problem.

I'd go for a nice titty fuck if the time was right too

I've been on Yea Forums, since fucking 2008.
I've never seen this.
I've never heard this.
I've never spoken this.
Nobody remembers this ever happening. What the fuck are they putting in the goddamn water?

I'm just a 2 meter tall man with one (1) eye. I should've asked someone to stab out the other eye so I didn't have to witness this horror.

The dead are lucky. I just wanted to play vidya, I wanted to have discussion and good times with other people. Not hear 'soi' or 'cuck' around every corner.

Fuck you, Yea Forums. You marred the innocence of a fucking cyclops.

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What convulses men to open their mouths like this?

low test

I'm sorry about your anecdote and wish you didn't experience that, but me and my sisters are adults and have always split everything evenly. my mom and uncle did the same thing when my grandparents died and they love each other very much, there were zero problems when they split everything 50-50. me and my siblings have an extremely strong bond and a lot of love for eachother

sibling bond is a meme, you think you know them then they show their true face 3 decades in
love can be faked and it does get faked a lot of the time, especially if you're desperate to believe in a lie

>mfw not virgin but my dick has never been inside a vagina

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so youre a faggot?

No. I just fucked my ex-gf only in the ass.

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so youre a faggot?

I feel for you user, good on you for moving out and getting your shit together. Sounds like nothing of value was lost.

>lvl 24
>still live with mum
>everything is great but we don't have much money
>even lvl 32 brother and sister-in-law moved back in to save money
>all get along fine

how do you know this? also, my uncle and mom are both over 60 years old and they peacefully split their parent's stuff years ago, how do you explain that? they visit each other often and have great chemistry, they genuinely love eachother
why do you feel so incredibly confident talking about how EVERY sibling relationship is non-loving?

I don't think so.

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>2019
>men still getting married
The fuck is wrong with you retards. Women are never loyal and all of our laws favor them. Marriage is a huge risk with literally ZERO reward. Buy a fucking dog if you want true lifetime companionship.
STOP GETTING MARRIED.

>dog
>lifetime
dogs only live about 12 years
[spoiler[still longer than the average marriage though

Not him but I think my brother is a fucking retard. If we weren’t related I would hate him, same goes for the rest of my normalfag family except my grandparents for lacking any sort of logic. Literally the only reason I don’t hate them is because I feel like I have an obligation to like them because of blood and they’ve never done anything heinous like abuse so it would be irrational to hate them, even if they are retarded and degenerate.

kek

I think that's sad and I wish everyone got to experience a family like mine. I'm just trying to get through to the other user who's plagued by negative anecdotes and in denial of someone having great experiences with relatives

user I don't think you know what it means

That is true lifetime companionship, though.
The dog will be loyal and true his/her entire life...

fucking lol
also ctrl+s to spoiler tag ya dummy

>having a big, proper family under one roof
Sounds maximum comfy.

you're not really selling it, you're just saying they never had anything to fight over

oh they had plenty to fight over, they just didn't. they sat down and decided what's most important for who, like civilized people. they also share some of the things like books and records, and grandpa's war mementos
I don't even get why I have to "sell" it, I'm just telling you my experience. I have a loving family and I wish everyone else did too. we've always been extremely generous and sharing with one another

okay you just don't get it I guess

>pic

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get what? how do you know everyone is vindictive and greedy when it comes to family? we all have just one, why is everyone the same?

Not saying my family is bad they are just normalfags which I hate so logically I must hate them too, but at the same time it is illogical to hate family if they haven’t abused you. I hate people who can’t see things logically or make poor decisions despite being told they are poor decisions. For example, my dad is a non violent alcoholic despite having no real reason for it and despite myself saying he is he doesn’t stop. My mother is illogical and prefers to rely on emotional argumentation and reasoning far more than reasonable, and my brother is impulsive and often makes mistakes because of it. I am told I am judgmental, which is true, but then so is everyone. I just don’t hide it if circumstance permits I won’t get in trouble for stating facts.

>rebuild

The second your ex wife finds out she can squeeze more money out of you she'll do it.

you're saying they "had plenty to fight over but didn't", that doesn't make any sense
if they didn't fight then they literally didn't have anything to fight over

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick you family. At the end of the day you have zero obligation to them, I wouldn't waste the mental effort on relationships that just aren't going to work.

so women can't trap you.

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Can an ex just show up and say she wants half of everything you've gotten after the divorce?

you bet your ass they can.

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But that don't seem right to me, Skeeter

Sorry user, just because you have a shitty famliy does not mean everybody else also does.

I know how to deal with this stuff, I’m just venting. It just pisses me off when people can’t do the right thing even while being told the answer. It’s like if you were allowed a cheat sheet to a test but didn’t use it even though you knew it would logically be right if o use it. Fuck people that lack self awareness.

Does your gf have a dick? Or are you a turk?

how does it not make sense? instead of fighting over belongings, they chose to select what times went to who and what was most important for who
you're projecting your problems to everyone else

foxnews.com/us/man-who-won-lottery-jackpot-during-divorce-must-pay-ex-15m-arbitrator-rules

Sorry user, vagina wins.

I honestly can't even make sense of your english so whatever.

Buy a gun and kill her instead.

Okay NOW it's okay to go on a killing spree.

>right

Lol what rock have you been living under.

that's your problem. anecdotes from your life has made you in denial of several positive aspects of other families