What's the last game your dick made you buy?
What's the last game your dick made you buy?
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i don't buy games i just download them
MOOOOOODS
Senran Kagura massage thingy for the switch.
So what game was it?
cute feet
I have never paid for porn, much less a porn game.
Nier automata, it was ok
I don't allow my dick to make decisions for me. My shlong is no more than an advisor.
Just stfu and post more feet
senran kagura shinobi versus. learned my lesson.
COOOOOOOOMMMIINNGGG
a gamer thread
this
this
Got a source for this?
Code Vein.
Spyro Reignited
Lazy as fuck textures. It's just copypasted vertical lines
I bought stardew valley because i heard about the romance stuff and how you could build a relationship with qts until nice stuff happens. Not sure if that's my dick though. :(
Seriously nigga?
My home
Persona 5.
And I didnt buy it I emulated it. I liked it.
Tekken 7 season 2 season pass. Bought it because I want to cum on Julia's glasses
I got into Fatal Fury because of my dick.
Overwatch because of Mercy
Yeah I ain't proud of that one, haven't made a purchase with my weiner ever since.
Gal Gun 2
Darkest Dungeon.
Stop judging me.
My dick only makes me pirate games. Never have I ever purchased a game because of my dick.
for me, it was Hana Song
Zero Mission.
Nice, rail shooters are great.
Control
But she's hideous
>bought it for D.Va
>fell in love with Mei and making people mad by playing the weakest class
Too bad it still got boring after 50 hours.
That's the gayest fucking thing I have heard today
He's beautiful
Can't say my dick has a bad taste on vidya girls, but the game is mediocre at best.
me on the right
Evenicile and I regret it
My dick doesn't decide what games I buy because I'm not 14 and a coombrain.
Also I pirate everything so
>buying
i just read that yesterday, was too gay for me
>3D relationships keep failing
>more than a dozen failures
>switch fully to 2D girls
I play alot of these games.
Succubus: The Six Spells
Crusader Kings 2 on humble bundle.
faggot
Any, I'm an slave of my ears, I bought games for music or dub, but never for my dick.
Cute girls
Fuck off with your tranny shit
I am not a weak willed faggot.
I learned not to buy games with my dick a long time ago. It's never worth it.
they're not trans
>fireden kicked Yea Forums
>will never know what thedeleted posts were
it hurts
Yes you are, faggot.
-n+p
It did? Bummer
Futas are basically trannies.
Girls with dicks.
No they aren't.
Achieve moe?
Yea Forums memed me into buying a hat in time and then they later put tranny propaganda in their game
Might as well be, they're both freaks of nature.
but they're guys in that doujin
>each succubus series game is fun and has great gameplay
>the artstyle is too cute to fap to
I hate it when it happens
I just fapped to this astolfo doujin yesterday morning
art's nice, but overall the composition was good but not as good as that other group's
you know the one
>he doesn't know
I love lolis and pantyhose.
imagine the smell
>he doesn't have everything set to the new one
Azur Lane Cross Wave
Couldn't be fucked waiting for it
Should be here Monday but what I've seen gameplay wise looks pretty fun.
Actual fun game even if combat is one note
Aurelia free pixel art porn game!
If a game doesn't have cute girls it's not worth buying.
if my let me dick have the wheel we'd be both out of money.
>Also I pirate everything so
so you're 16, then
I didn't buy it 'cause lol, but it was called, like, "Your Sweet Home Succubus Mama" or something. Basically it's an RPGmaker game where you wander around a mansion dodging enemies and solving puzzles and there's a bunch of mommy succubi. Untranslated so I didn't understand a fuckin' lick of it, but it was pretty hot.
Guilty gears, Jack-o ass was just too much, I had to play her myself.
Your mom
Man that game was amazing but I sure wish the CG viewer would be better. Stuff is just not as hot if you take out the context.
I've actually never bought based on a boner.
Kong o fighters and one other game came in a bundle, came wiht real good jiggle sprites.
Awww look at this nephew supporting his uncle and having fun with each other.
>Muh cringe
>cringe
>So cringe
Fuck, some day you have to grow up from puberty.
>futa
>picture is just cute males
are you retarded
Fighting the urge to get muse dash right now, need to save my money to actually get my dick wet
None. I almost bought huniepop but then I realized I could play literally any match 3 game and get pretty much the same experience. Also the only thing worthwhile from that shitheap was the moaning voice clips. They were okay but still not great.
I don't think I've ever bought something based purely on my dick.
A game pleasing my dick is just a nice bonus
Koikatsu. And that's the only acceptable purchase you should make for a dick because it's literal porn.
ENTIRE THREAD IS BABIES
Catherine Reloaded
ended up playing fate because of this fag and then i ended up whaling for raikou
AA is better.
CM3D2
Art style is extremely fappable to me :)
At least the succubus series are some of the few games that lets you fuck enemies unhindered. Most porn games uses sex as a punishment so you can't really use it to jerk off
Pokemon purchases are 25% comfy, 25% tradition and 50% dick
La creatura....
>tradition
Die.
Why does it feel like she's going to murder me?
Sure you can the game usually pauses on defeat only letting the animations play. That and you still can lose and get raped in six spells.
Armoured Core 4
God, I wish that was me.
What game is this? It strangely reminds me of postal?
Love at first sight.
No game has made me do that honestly, I guess the closest would be Nier Automata and while 2B is hot I was also interested in the game itself
>tradition
explain
fuck off
>buy tons of fanservice-heavy games
>never jerk off to them, but still enjoy them
They only time I can remember jerking off to a video game in the last 5 years was during the gravure-minigame in Kiwami 2, that shit was really good though
my dick doesn't work anymore. i can't remember the last time i got hard without a great effort, then earlier this year my left testicle was in extreme pain. im going to kill myself soon because of this, just waiting until the right time.
>dub
>astolfo will never sit on your face with his stuffy panties.
>you will never deeply inhale his scent as he giggles that it tickles.
life simply isn't worth it anymore
Second this. What a dumbass reason to keep buying shit.
The artstyle looks pretty fappable to me user
Skullgirls, although I'm not entirely sure if it was my dick who took that decision.
I bought it becuase I found Squigly to be very cute, in a non-lewd way, ya know what im sayin?
Anyway, after a couple of matches I quickly realized that I wasn't made for fighting games, and since then I haven't touched the game in years.
go see a doctor faggot
I can see how.
None, and I don't get this meme.
When I want to fap I'll just look up the porn, I don't need to buy a game for that, because what even is the point when you can't fap and gayme simultaneously?
I wish I was Jack-o
user, don't be mean.
That user is most likely an American and can't afford to pay 50.000 dollars for a visit to a doctor.
>download and start playing a game for the porn
>end up playing it for the next 100+ hours for the tactical RPG gameplay and store management simulator, with the actual porn taking the backseat and just being the icing on top of an already great experience
I fucking love this meme
I don't want him to lose his dick or life
this
None fortunately
Do you go out in public, look at some girls ass and start immediately fapping furiously on the street?
Something from Dlsite or Nier:Automata, which turned into "come for the story" instead.
based as fuck
Caladrius Blaze
You know what would be hot? A resetera hentai game. Where all the Yea Forums users are cute, innocent imoutos and the resetera fags are all greasy, old man trying to lure all the imoutos into their trap.
FEEEEEEEEEEEEET FEEETE FETET ETEFETE FEEEEEEEEEET I FUCKING LOVE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
When that altier ryza or whatever it is called comes out that will be it.
I only buy games that make my dick hard.
Why do you care about some random faggot?
because he doesn't care about himself
Source on doujin?
Neither should you
Feet are gross
God invented socks for a reason
Damn, that was some good shit
can't help it
Fire emblem Fates. I love short hair, I love red hair, I love wild hair.
It's my fetish, can't help it
fag
wow rude
Darkstalker, Tekken Tag Tournament 2, and Senran Kagura
Genuinely love the first two and own every port of Darkstalkers, absolutely hate myself for the last
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET LICK LICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET
Spyro
Guilty Gear XX2
Cute girl (male)
DQ11 for Switch will be one
Because of Veronica
*eyes pop out of socket*
AWOOGA AWOOGA
*jaw dislodges and tongue rolls out like a red carpet*
HUFF HUFF PANT PANT
*roll tongue back into my mouth and manually set my jaw back*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
*start jumping around the room frantically*
YA YA YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
*hits own head with a giant hammer repeatedly while stamping my foot*
ROCK A DOODLE DOOO
*calms down and adjusts necktie*
Ah-hum who might this lovely babe be?
i feel terrible knowing these artists are amazing but they put themselves to use by making pure smut
Been a while. I've also recently backed a patreon porn game but haven't been charged yet so I won't count it.
I keep seeing this semen demon being posted, who is she?
Dq8 for this bitch, nutted a few times to her in game too.
>empathy makes you a fag
Fuck off underage
Oh boy if you knew. Sometimes when I see what kind of stuff furries create but they just waste it on porn. Its really sad in a way.
Anime I at least can kinda understand but furries. I dunno, so much effort, so much talent only to draw some shitty neoncolored OC with a green dick.
Checked out Tyrants mods yet?
mega it
Haydee
There are also all kinds of skins as mods for anybody interested.
Pirated because my dick is too stupid to actually spend money.
I haven't played in a long ass time but I did play his frat house map. Looks like I might need to reinstall. I really don't know how anyone has the patience to make maps with how the editor is set up. Hopefully haydee 2 is more user friendly in that regard.
If I recall correctly, this was the last version I uploaded mega.nz
>skins tied to workshop
almost made me buy
Hollow Knight
It was some hidden object game, mainly cause you you find some lady bound and gagged and you can just leave her there struggling and talking under her gag.
None, I don't give my dick an allowance. If a game's got girls it better also have gameplay, or a worthwhile story, or something else to keep me interested.
This one still baffles me, afaik there isn't even anything interesting in this, just a fat robot with a walk cycle, big deal
There's a ton at loverslab you can download as well.
None because I dont buy games for my dick
>Muh interactivity
Here's your interactivity
Nigga you boring
I wanna fug the bug.
you need a penis to understand.
Non because my brain makes the decision gamer cretin
foot fags > gay fags
Nah you need to be too stupid to find the billions of good porn games out there to buy a boring puzzle game because the the creator made the character model fat
Check out this fucking faggot. He would unironically lick feet such as pic related.
I have yet to find anything worth buying for my dick
My dick has standards
pic-related
What is some feet kino, Yea Forums?
you're legit missing out if you unironically wouldnt want a girl's soft silky pink soles to rub against your cock
toes and smellfags are barbaric animals though
Man I really cant fap to anything that isnt high quality art.
Ive ruined my taste in porn forever
>she
That's how it's always been, shit that has bad proportions like was always unfappable.
based
I can only fap to what's my fetish, it can be deviantart tier for all I care
My dick has betrayed me.
>implying it's not just a way to start a wave of edit posting
>Implying footfags aren't fucking repulsive
FEETS!
>visit Yea Forums
>people unironically post medieval puritan thought
>Yea Forumsirgins actually believe beating your dick once in a while matters
I want China to make coliseum knock-offs just so it can feed their domestic abrahamic puritans to lions
There's a difference between fapping to porn and spamming a videogame board with softcore porn so you never have to be without something sexually arousing.
>t. faps 3-4 times a day and enjoys "not"porn threads
>She's not actually a robot in the sequel
What the fuck were they thinking
what's wrong with you
Top quality thread, this is why I come on Yea Forums
>There's a difference between fapping to porn and spamming a videogame board with softcore porn so you never have to be without something sexually arousing.
It's called trolling/attention seeking and you are on Yea Forums
Yea Forumsirgins post feet or other noticeable images to get your attention to their thread. feet are common because a lot of us like feet, but it doesn't mean we are obliged to stare feet all the time. not to mention anime feet usually don't look nice anyway
Get it now, newfriend?
Guys I love feet
>buying games
Now this is some real "deformed retard gliveling in the ground" material. This kind of stuff is literally foreverial tiedup tier.
which 2hu has the best feet
too blatant
I was so baffled I couldn't even spell groveling.
you decide
Someone make a petition to put feetfags in DSMV already
user here's a protip: I know they're just shitposting, I like the constant back and forth that goes on here, I just wish it was more creative than simply typing "incel" or "dilate", which is why I encourage shit that is more creative than simply typing < 7 characters long, even if it is just simple edits
What a cute little jewess
>dont understand touhou lore
>only recognize like 5 or 6 characters and their relationships to other characters
This russian game by literal whos with absolute 0 marketing was enough to reach internation fandom level that japanese started making 3D animation/games of it.
That is called success. The only retarded thing about the devs is that they don't know how to capitalize on the success, they don't even have social media.
sex!!! my pee pee makes me do things. i cant think so good so i make sure my pee pee does my thinking for me LOL! she makes my pee pee hard :) so i buy it, simple as that! love cummies omg i love cummie sso much oooomgggg i fucking love it :) i hope u guys r as turned on as i am. Whats ur favorite cum game guys i cant even decide i just love all the cum games
ah yes, I beat to those two regularly
I don't let my dick decide what games to buy (or pirate) because I'm not a 15-year-old gamered weeaboo discord zoomer. I jerk off to (free) porn like a man and keep my dick out of the equation. So glad school is starting and you little shits will disappear at least part of the time.
>3D
We were having such a good time then this asshole shows up.
Haydee. In terms of the gameplay, I was pleasantly surprised.
i completely agree and can find cum in all the right places if u know what i mean. I love sex makes my pee pee hard haha its so funny, sexy feet makes me cum
>3D
Ewwww
>Never played a Touhou game
>Recognize most of the characters
AAAAAAAAAAAA I AM COOMING
Is this better?
Ys 8
guys help my peanut sized monkeybrain can't do anything unless there's something to keep me sexually aroused, masturbation to increasingly weird and hardcore pornography doesn't cause any longterm mental issues it's totally normal for me to spend all my time looking at cartoons of japanese girls, i am a sane person with a functional brain not a peanut sized monkey brain i am a normal person i am okay everything is fine, nobody is right everyone is wrong, I am right my brain is okay
Ye, this is acceptable.
almost none of them are wearing hats
holy fucking scoliosis astolfo-chan
this but unironically, i am fucking stupid
where did the Q go in the last panel?
So what you are saying is you want to look at some more anime feet?
did cunny got banned or something?
these edits just keep getting better and better
I don't let my dick override my ideals.
Only sonyfags do that.
manlet
I'm not even a footfag and I post these!
Giants citizen Kabuto
Have you tried loli vanilla?
early feet thread!
Fucking this, so much art with feet doesn't look anything like feet at all
DoA6+easson pass 1 . . . It didnt make me PP happy at all]/spoiler]
Kill La Kill, for my cute wife Nui!
this
Guys stop it! Think of the poor advertisers for once! They would be creeped out by this thread.
You are saying that as if it's a bad thing.
Reminder.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>used to teach English at an after-hours school in Japan
>taught mostly ages 7-13
>our classes were always done on the floor
>saw views like OP's pic 6 hours a day, every day
>started looking forward to work a little too much
>had to quit because I started to look a little too much and was afraid someone would notice
The sims 4 with porn mods, my sims have sex all day long
STOOOOOP
Stop trying to convert me.
I have too many fetishes I can't start liking feet now.
imagine caring about 3d, especially 3d feet lmao
>tfw furfag
post more cunny feet
How well do PS4 emulators work?
Might try it out if Persona 5 can run on my medicore rig.
Must suck being a pedo
Very cute and funny image.
oh god I wish that was me
she cute, streamer name?
twitchDOTtv/annfrankly88
Footfags ruin another thread
>americans wake up
>thread goes to shit
thanks lad, reverse image search of several of the webm's snapshots didn't return anything so that's why I asked
This, footfags are retarded
>traps irl are so ugly that even 3D girls are better than them
Born too early.
soon
Best post in the whole thread
Give them a break. I myself am a assfag and I think feet can be cute too sometimes you know.
No reason to fight each other all the time.
How can they ruin something that was trash from the beginning? (see op)
Nice argument you got there, you sure showed me the errors of my way.
ahh, white pantyhose
Fallout 4
Don't reply to me, faggot.
Isn't this game a fucking cognitohazard?
Any video games with good feet?
who is this?
Probably Hizashi no Naka Real
So a decade ago.
I can't think of any with human feet
>>he doesn't fap before making a purchase so his dick can't trick him into buying games he doesn't like
I wish the cursor grabbed the gun on the left
Final Fantasy XIV
I'm pro-weeb
that user wasn't kidding around
I was being treated for schizophrenia and playing this game caused me hallucinations and severe nightmares which led to attempted an hero
>bought for Imp ass
>pretty fun Musou also
Lolifags sre truly mentally ill
trapfags are much worse.
Do not.
Poor user
Haglovers are truly mentally ill.
Fix'd.
Feetfags deserve the gas chamber.
Do not trust lolis, man.
It will not end well for you.
>t. gatcha c*mbrain
I invested a stupid amount of time into certain MMOs.
Are traps really a straight male fetish?
DEATH BY FOOT ODOR
ew
There's no such thing as straight, there's just degrees of cocklust.
it made me resub to xiv
BASED
cringe
Them potatoes have no curves
Žižek >>> Pekekerson
>Omega Labyrinth Life with all the DLC
What can I say, I'm a tit man and apparently it has become a sin to like tits?
Is zizek cunnypilled?
Don't know why but my dick really likes tickling porn, shame it's quite rare
Only if said feet are wearing nylon or silk stockings. Otherwise it just doesn't feel good without lube, and that gets messy fast.
Cunny is a type of ideology. And Žižek is a professional on the matter at hand.
>it's quite rare
I'd argue it's not rare at all, but any that are not drawn by a spastic holding the crayon in their ass-cheeks is.
She only becomes half bearable after Dholmagus I don't know why people prefer her over Medea.
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Can anyone recommend me some loli x milf yuri
Looks like indie adventure furryshit.
Don't you see the banner at the top? Jannyboi quit.
/thread
I've read tons of posts on /x/ like that about spoopy theories but for some reason only this one geniunely made me uneasy. Better follow its advice.
>dyke shit
Gross.
Trap Shrine a few months ago
Nope, straight men don't like other males.
Lesbianism is the only thing that gets me off
Better start dilating then.
You're gay
I know right two sets of pussy and ass is great
Demon/Dark Souls
What game?
I like this thread
Its true.
i still need recommendations, i wanna cum bruh. I need some good shit
>I'm all wet
eden*
Me too
Custom order maid 3D2. I play it with VR and it's like my early teen fantasies made a reality.
You're being fucked by gay psyops
Zanki Zero.
All the lines on the stockings are in the same direction.
It's SCP-3312
who /indoctrinated/ here?
No
Yes, women don't wanna fuck traps
I thinks he played the PS3 version
Not an argument
Why?
greatest philosopher of our generation
...
Why is he always so tired?
I might feel the same way if not for the first person cheat.
Thread will be purged when someone will post a dark sole
Women don't want to fuck gay men either. So by your (invalid) logic, fucking a gay man is actually straight.
God i cant believe who im on a same board with, literally children who think that anyone would bite this shit, literall fucking children i hate this site
Are there loli mods for it?
>buying games with your dick
>not playing games and then beating it to porn of the characters
Traps are gay men
Baited
Okay. That doesn't refute my point.
>Women don't want to fuck gay men either
yeah they do, but they cant cause theyre gay. theres so many bitches thirsty for fags. what a stupid fucking thing to say
>pebble pass
>when user tries to frame it as a bad thing that he had to refrain from sexually assaulting children
Go look up some Nanoha doujins.
They don't want to fuck fags, they want to fuck what they perceive as a non-threatening male because Homos aren't trying to get their dick wet with thots.
Losing your job is a bad thing
But I want to fuck certain lesbian celebrities and I'm straight
Men's sexuality isn't defined by what women will or won't fuck
What a stupid thing to say