Obvious signs that this game was made in America

>character hunger bar rises exponentially fast
>has a lot of guns but no nudity

The obvious giveaways.

It's filled with niggers, gays and ugly women!

Competitive multiplayer

VIOLENCE GOOD TITTIES BAD

Forced sexual diversity

so no one would care about playstation if it wasnt for the exclusive games that sony developed for it?
wow
really makes you think

Wants you to die for Israel

ugly women

food analogies

>american game
>hunger bar always increasing
The jokes just write themselves

No boss fights. Even when it feels really appropriate to have a bossfight.

ham beasts aren't feeling threatened by the female characters.

"People" call it shit regardless of how good it is.

this one is true and sad, fuck Bioshock Infinite

Burger music

it's shit

user fire emblem fates was made in Japan

good netcode

niggers playing any role that doesn't show them for the chimps they are
they can't achieve anything alone so they need grown up white people to dress them up
next thing you know you have a monkey wearing a suit and dumbfuck whites clapping around it congratulating themselves for diversity

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Pointless edge
Giant pauldron
Glowing eyes
Manjaw tattooed girls

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Has a lot of brown people in it

Racism towards blacks exists.
Quit trying to put them down and let people live.

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They are an inferior race of primitives. Why do oyu think Asians have no problems with racism in America? Because they their race has a quality of not being a lazy fuck who only form street gangs in the hood.

>Asians have no problems with racism in America?
Good joke. Very much laugh.

>Why do oyu think Asians have no problems with racism in America?
They do have a problem with racism, but they've always been the favorite non-caucasian race since there is a long history of trading and no major propaganda campaigns besides during wars.

it's successful

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It's a fps.

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burguer music

the gunplay is excellent

You can identify american posters on Yea Forums through their use of food analogies. They're so fucking fat they have to use food as metaphors

I'm not an American and I use food metaphors because I know it'll trigger people and derail the thread.

You're cancer, please get permabanned

You get accused of rape if you talk to a women npc without a consent contract

The real cancer is the retards who can't help but jump on obvious bait.

IMAGINE BEING AT FOOD

>fat people
>mutts
>dykes and trans everywhere

I just use car analogies but most people don't get them because car references are too big brained.

>sell them shit food
>profit
>they choke on it bcs they are free
>they develop health problems
>sell them health care
>?
>profit

or another option

>tell them they are free
>sell them guns
>profit

I'm not convinced the majority of Yea Forums is old enough to hold a driving license.

Delicious brown empowerment.

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Makes you play as a criminal and tries to pass it off as cool.
The default in the character selection/creation screen doesn't correspond with the game's widest demographic.

all characters speak english

Is it butt hurt 3rd worlder hours already? Deary me

Came here to make sure this was posted one way or another, i expected a kirbi pic but thats all right.

>Makes you play as a criminal and tries to pass it off as cool.
What is Yakuza, Guilty Gear, and FF7?

It's always asspained hour.

long ass intro tutorial where theirs branching dialogue that has the same answer to every question.

> Wallmart mission
> Pumped Up Kicks starts playing

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ugly black women with afros

hamfisted commentary on current events

Exceptions prove the rule

Remember Microwave time

Persona 5, a lot of MGS games, Bayonetta...

>You shoot puch

Hamburger music starts playing

How's Kiryu a criminal? He's one of the most virtuous characters in any game, and the most evil thing the game lets you do is ignore random thugs bothering people on the streets.
FF7's cast are typical jrpg heroes saving the world.
Guilty Gear is a fighting game so it's expected that not every character is going to be good, but Sol is definitely not a bad guy.

Strippers

It makes you kill every single kid at school

>How's the protag of a game called "Yakuza" a criminal?

>How's Kiryu a criminal?
He works for a fucking mobster organization and one of the worst gangs in the world

>How's Kiryu a criminal?
Conspiracy to commit various crimes. Illegal possession of weapons. Disturbing the peace.

Nigga he works for the fucking Yakuza

>He's one of the most virtuous characters in any game

Oh so you are saying they make you play as a criminal and tries to pass it off as cool?

Racism outside of the containtment boards is not allowed, hope the new fucking jannies remove predictable fags like you, all you do is shit on our discussion and make us all look bad, go fucking kill yourself.

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Pretty sure Bully was made by Rockstar a bong company.

how new are you?

Rockstar Vancouver. So Leafs.

>but Sol is definitely not a bad guy
His name is Sol Badguy and he's played off as a mercenary thief in the story until you find out he's Daisuke's self insert.

devs are cucks.

>character wakes up from coma
>*AUDIBLE GRASP*

This isn't Atlus or Type Moon

you're forced to kill innocent people

pretty sure GTA was made by Rockstar, a bong company.

In real life.

hamburger music

>Riddled with microtransactions
>Token gay character(s)
>Token strong female character
>Politically charged narratives
>Syncs gunplay in trailer to popular rock song or remix of a rock song
>Early Access
You get the picture.

Ugly female characters

the protagonist is a hotdog

Ugly girls, seriously the only western girls I found attractive were in San Andreas, Half Life 2 and fucking TF2, and Miss Pauling's mostly in the comic for fuck's sake.

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They got a generic negress with that generic afro

You can't be serious with this shit.

By not being a yakuza and never committing any crimes. He stops belonging to the organization in the prologue of the first game, covering for a friend, and he's never shown to have lived a life of crime before that. He's a saint to the point of it breaking the immersion. In the prequel, where he's supposedly a regular yakuza, all he does is rough up people who don't pay their debts, and the actual criminal from the original gets a different personality to make him likable as well. We've followed Kiryu's life for decades, from the flashbacks as an orphaned kid until his old age, and all he's done is save people. Even cops like him.
If Yakuza were an American game, you could beat up or murder random people, rob stores or extort the owners and be a fucking psychopath all you wanted. That's the difference between Japanese and American and western games in general. Japanese protagonists are good people regardless of their background. A character like Kratos who murders random people cowering in fear would be unthinkable in Japan. I don't even know what the retard who mentioned Bayonetta was trying to say.

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>never committing any crimes
he regularly assaults people

Pretty sure the Nice truck attack was conducted by Rockstar, a bong company.

How new are (You), faggot? How new are you to realise you're filling the board with shit because you think you're tough fucking shit? You're not, you're in a chinese cartoon board calling people niggers online, it's fucking predictable and you're a boring faggot. Posts werent like this in 2007, not in 2011, there was discussion, so really, how new are (You) to think the r/TheDonald and Resetera invaders are somehow the true people of Yea Forums, faggot?

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>make Yea Forums look bad
You have the entire user base to thank for that.

ugly man-jawed women trying to act like heroes

>out of the containment board
>meanwhile the "containment board" is getting raided 24/7 by cuck fetishists, niggers and nigger apologists and this shit stays up for hours
fuck you, go to reddit

>Japanese protagonists stroke the Japanese ego and fantasy that they are perfect dindu nuffins despite Yakuza running around SEA, Hawaii, and California before getting utterly destroyed by local gang backlash that no one talks about because Japan dindu nuffins.
>America is honest about their bullshit.

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it makes incels seethe and froth with rage

this

No, (You), go back, your "subrererererere" got quarantined, huh? Well I don't give a shit, get the fuck off my board, you will not take our content, say it's "rerererererEDt" and then replace it with actual reddit content, FUCK OUTTA THE BOARD FAG!

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>content
I haven't seen actual content on this board since 2014. Nowadays fucking faggots get upset because someone said nigger.

>"Alright, Juan, time to detonate the bomb. These guys won't know what hit em."
>"Yeehaw, that'll teach you for not giving all your money to Israel!"

weird things has an explanation and/or explained in the end.

even most american movies do this

Also a decent chance that it's actually a modern Capcom game

white men are evil

No retard, it's the exact opposite, nowadays faggots get upset that someone is willing to call them tryhard cunts for being predictable, boring assholes on a fucking mongoloid board. This wasn't discussion years ago, you are actively admitting to invading the board and filling it with shit, fuck you, thinking you're so fucking right, you dumb cunt.

>tacky/tasteless lowbrow humor
>overly senseless violence/edgy
>cartoony WoW artstyle
>generic main character devoid of a personality or has an overly obnoxious cocky personality
>main character has a shaved head
>lack of developed gameplay in favor of cinematics, "player freedom", and/or menial and superfluous mundane side distractions like being able to pick up a 3D modeled carrot

How did I do?

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