Are boomers the reason, so many zoomers like retro games?
Are boomers the reason, so many zoomers like retro games?
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Liam Foster
zoomers don't like retro games, they just pretend they do
Hunter Gomez
but zoomers actually play and beat the game via roms, while the boomers are collector fags that just store them on shelves.
Sebastian Harris
You're putting too much faith in zoomers to think they know how to get roms working.
Xavier Cox
Is English, a language you speak?
Wyatt Allen
is cock, the thing you desire?
Brayden Hill
most zooms who care about retro games only care about big names to look cool infront if other people. they will casually mention how they beat Zelda, Megaman, Super Metriod, Castlevania, but if you ask some zoomer what the mother 1, mr gimmick or SMT 1 is they will look at you like the retarded ignorat zoomers they truly are
Zachary Watson
more like new games are garbage in terms of gameplay, as they are basically interactive movies and casinos
also creating 2d old-school games is easier, so zoomer devs usually take that path
also lack of ideas: it is easier to rip off a game like SOTN than creating a new concept
Brody Davis
You seem very overly passionate about this topic
Cooper Ross
no, it's just how it is. personally i don't give a fuck about insects but it's simply insulting to pretend to like something just to look good.
Bentley Garcia
>to pretend to like something just to look good.
what benefit do the zooms get out of liking retro games?
Tyler Davis
Arriving at the end of a game using save states isn't beating it
Lincoln Russell
wtf delete this pic of james and muh kids!!!
Brody Hall
imagine tossing your genes down the toilet fucking a kike
Joseph Ortiz
i dont know, the daughters look really cute and theyre blonde. seems like A+ genes.
William Morris
well it is...
you can debate whether they got an authentic experience or not but they presumably beat each level as presented
Charles Cooper
obviously wanting appreciation from the actual retro game community, since they secretly think it's a big accomplishment for a zoomer to like such an old game. they will desperatly try to fit in only until they realise it either filled with hardcore autists and social outcasts or actual genuine boomers with likes to really old games. when zoomers realise that retro game community isn't as cool and hip as they thought, they drop it like it's hot and regret getting that zelda tattoo.
Aiden Ross
until they grow scales and a two foot long nose
Mason Moore
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
Jayden White
That goblin on the left sure looks happy lmao. Imagine falling for the reproducing meme.
Brody Richardson
my favorite theory is that Mike, being the Romanian that he is, is a hair vampire- that has been sucking youth the out of james for the past 10 years, hence why mike looks so young for a 38 year old
Wyatt James
well, funny thing. I was exactly like this when i was 10 and 11 years old (yes, i watch avgn that young), and the obsession just sort of went away when i was 13. it was replaced by my metal phase
Sebastian Fisher
Mike is balding by the very minute
and btw, he is kind of fat now
Jace Long
mike is not balding. provide one bit of evidence that he is
>fat
hes not too bad. reddit blows it way out of proportion. He still has a nice jaw line and has no signs of double chin.
Thomas Morales
>evidence
OLD MIKE
Robert Richardson
CURRENT YEAR MIKE
Ethan Cruz
She looks like his mom in this picture.
Dylan Cook
mateifag on suicide watch
Cameron Howard
current year mike has better hairstyle
Robert Torres
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONO
Dylan Reed
none of these indicate balding. unless youre hinting hes doing a combover.
seriously, if mike is balding. photoshop his hairline to what it should be and compare to the original. ill be the judge
Leo Perez
HOW WILL MATEIFAG RECOVER?
Michael Adams
I enjoy ace combat if that’s what you mean
James Lewis
He is balding the same as many other his age, the difference being his hairline started really low: he is now pulling a combover on his "bad" side, and he already sports an oily scalp
it's happening
I am sorry
Grayson Watson
>but they presumably beat each level as presented
That's where you're wrong. Being able to rewind time to correct your mistakes is not what the developers intended.
Brayden Flores
wait until he has kids
Cameron Garcia
Delet this now
Anthony Powell
22:52
look at the reaction of james
is he a fucking retard?
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Jeremiah Young
Dylan Mitchell
temples already on deck, like any other healthy male adult
Leo Thomas
I love Ryan so much, mate
it is so freaking funny
that dude...
what a chad CEO
Bentley Barnes
you fucking retard. Mikes hairline was never low. he is clearly raising his eye brows in mikes always had a big forehead. heres pic from 2014
Nolan Diaz
if you don't see the difference between and
you may be kind of retarded
Jordan Morales
he thinks mike physically had a lower and smaller forehead. even though, mike is raising his eyebrows. Raising your eyebrows makes your forehead look shorter.
Luke Myers
James couldn't believe it either
Ryan Richardson
>save-scum through game with no challenge at all on emulator
>this still counts as "beating it"
Liam Ross
honestly, the most kino thing to come out of cinemassacre in a while. God bless Mike
Zachary Hughes
No, many of them are objectively good and can be recognized by anyone of any generation to come.
Brayden Evans
i think if someone use save states, they will say
>i beat castlevania with save states
i dont think zooms try to lie
Mason White
worst of all, probably that lerddit retard is the one creating the threads here
Liam Gonzalez
Half those games are homeconsole ports of arcade games, getting to the end without dumping $43 in change also wasn't intended either.
Joshua Perry
PLS RESPOND
John Nguyen
Ryan's porn makeover is the best thing ever
Benjamin Gomez
out of all of these, Ryans hair looks best here i dont know why he doesnt try to maintain that hairstyle
Jackson Johnson
Justin Anderson
vocals are garbage.
music sounds good, but bit generic.
Angel White
Zachary Fisher
Ahem
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Jordan Barnes
Daniel Nelson
niggers are so ugly. I wouldn't even touch their children
Samuel Reed
OH NOOOOOOOO
Matthew Ramirez
Imagine replaying the same sections a million times and wasting your life when you could just see the whole game the first time.
Landon Ramirez
No woman would have sex with you
They prefer niggers over you.
Zachary Gray