"I hate my life...*sobs*"

LOOK HERE, LISTEN

>"these people are affecting my ability to make money"
Streamers are so fucking entitled, holy shit. You're not owed an income from streaming video games.

I'm convincing my wife to ask her sister to start streaming, if I convince her you'll be the first to hear about it.

Is that boogie3000

This is video games in 2019

How do you even get that fat?
>exercise bike in the back

LMAO Just stop eating holy fuck.

Based

dsp is looking different these days huh?

They shouldn't have taken his spot.

webby FUCKIN LEAVE dude

DarkSydePhil playing the first 2 hours of Dark Souls 1 without lock on was kino.

On Chaturbate?

then stop posting, idiot

>Not playing with a stream delay

That's up to her, I'm just providing the tech and support.

Why are american houses made of cardboard?

>Stream Sniped

?

Look here
LOOK HERE
LOOK
LISTEN

im banning everyone trying to give me advice
real talk

>playing on a controller

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Big ups

Yeah, but they shouldn't have taken his spot.

A fearless and searching self-reflection

youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

idiots (streamers) complain when they broadcast their location in a video game to the world and someone uses that to kill/defeat/annoy them

Dude needs to get his shit together. Quit streaming for a few days, drink 8 glasses of water per day, hit the gym, get some better clothes, learn something new, just work on moving his life in a better direction

Anybody got the one of that one chick and a guy going through an empty house while she's crying and going "I fucked up so bad" and complaining that she has to sleep on some bed with cat hairs now? Apparently she had been dating some older rich guy who loved her, had been staying in a house with him, cheated on him, and when he found out he just emptied the whole house out and left.

He should try appearing offline

They use it for even dumber excuses. I have seen streamers ban and accuse people of stream sniping in dead by daylight streams because a player WAS in their chatroom before and later on appears in one of their matches, so they must be stream sniping. It's totally impossible they queued into a match, got the streamer by luck, and paused the stream to not cheat. Just ban 'em all.

that was a good one
not up on youtube anymore, or at least I can't find it

many many people have a hard time understanding why cheating is a big deal. Both men and women.

who is the redhead qt between the cuck and floater?

this too
if something doesn't go the streamers way it must be stream sniping right?
Didn't some big name streamer accuse someone of stream sniping, got him banned, and later people found out he didn't cheat but then it was swept under the rug and forgotten?

Do you remember her twitch name?

>actually requesting someone's personal information so that you may sue them because you have fucking awful aim in a shooter game

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actually i lied, everyone cares, dont mind my previous post

streamers are their own unique breed of stupid

I gotta get that surgery man

he was saving up for that surgery

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poor guy, just wanted to stream vidya and people keep torturing him

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>boo hoo my life sucks because i'm fat!
>then lose weight
>NO!

He deserves it for being a piece of shit in the first place, the fact he even continues to stream is remarkable

controller's harder to learn than mouse and keyboard

what did he do?

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LOSING WEIGHT DOESN'T FIX IT SO STOP GIVING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

>Get mad and cry on stream
>Some dude has donated $10
Is he just faking it? People keep donating.

here's an absolute kino for you m8s epic for the win

youtube.com/watch?v=WcYDsLLvp0Y

WOOOOOOOOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
A classic.

You cannot do this on stream and expect people to feel sorry for you

It screams "publicity stunt".

LOOK HERE

Do spergs like Wings not realize you don't have to win every match to have a fun and entertaining stream?
Hell, even DSP worked that out. He has practically built his platform off of not winning.

Why are streamer faggots always so thin skinned?

I hate my life but I solve it like a normal person and lay in bed all day switching between my laptop, phone, and looking at the ceiling.
I know he's a cunt but I hope Wings improves, even though I know he never will.

lol

cause they get attention for breaking down over trivial shit?

He got the surgery

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

Name a more kino internet retard creation

People who donate money to streamers will always be infinitely worse than any streamer. There is absolutely 0 reason to give them money.

the one where he spends half an hour trying to jump over a pipe in black mesa because he didn't see the tutorial on crouch jumping so he thought it was bugged.

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COOKIN WITH A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY

You say that because you are poor, my Nickname has shown up for 15:35 minutes in total on HIGH TIER streamers, can you say you've achieved anything better? Yeah, I guessed so.

That's Zack, aka Asmongold

I wish goose still streamed. his meltdowns were great

any of his online fighting game streams
love the salt

youtube.com/watch?v=4rT8q4L06sg

>I can't help it it's genetic

I do you stupid bitch

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>Asks for 25k surgery money
>People are actually dumb enough to donate that amount of money
>Delays the surgery for months while buying a new Mustang V6 car and new iPhone
>Finally gets the surgery, but in Mexico where it's a 1/3 of the price
>Accidentally posted the surgery cheque online, it's 6000$

>Bonus: flirts with underage girls, he's toxic to his teammates, trapped a cat under a bucket until it died, threatens to murder people with his pistol, morbidly obese yet continues to eat fast food, etc. Etc.

The heart attack can't come soon enough

youtube.com/watch?v=b_6V-iSbMM0 Does this count?

>this is your brain on homeschooling

he still streams but I dont think he speedruns anymore he just watches old runs.

>drink 8 glasses of water per day

That's way too much water.

I've never heard of this guy until now, link on the bucket cat? That's fucked up.

>these guys are scrub, I can't beat them but they're scrubs

I thought the headphone skull depression thing is a meme

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Fame tends to blind people

Witnessing the sexual ecstasy of DSP.

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how big are your glasses
you should drink 3-4 litres of water per day

I'm glad you left Jerma completely off your shitty list.

shoutouts ip2

youtu.be/SY16tCYKAoA

Mad cuz bad

>broteam
what's he up to now?

THE CHINGER CHANGER NIGGER DAGGER!

youtube.com/watch?v=L8rMIQQnXIA

...yes, we got it

topkek

every life advice that starts with "drink water" is the most worthless shit in the world

>I put the cat underneath the bucket
>it was like five or six years before I moved that bucket again

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>losing weight won't fix the fact that his life sucks because he's FAT

>five or six YEARS

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Wings plays like a camper in every game and legitimately thinks hes good