For me, it's Miri

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I WANNA FUCK RACIST ASHLEY IT'S NOT FAIR

Jack is superior you can have your basic bitch

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I hope you like prolapse and puke with the non intentional scat, user.

>Jack is superior
>Superior
Kek

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This is something I will never understand, Andromeda got in so much shit from players for making femRyder unattractive, but Shepard's human companions were always ugly as sin compared to their models, male AND female.

This game did no justice to Strahovski. but Miranda was a bitch so it's kinda moot.

Jack and Miri are the couple that loves to hate each other.

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Oh my...I say never, but seeing this, I think the taste of shit would be on my tongue.

>but Miranda was a bitch so it's kinda moot
She was only a bitch for as long as she didn't know you. Because Miri had to be like that her entire life. It's like a defense mechanism.

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That's a man.

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I'm going to have to disagree.

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Love her accent desu

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>does this make my bum look big?

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So was her sister genetically better version of her just with no training?

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Like a pillow

For me, it's Samara. Love me that GILF blueberry.

Nice to see miri get some love desu

I think Oriana was more to Miranda than just her sister. As for her genetics, probably not that much different. She doesn't seem to be a biotic, either.

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I don't have a place to cum, stop it!

damn

I too love Michael Jackson.
Imagine miranda moon walking her ass into your dick and screaming HEE HEE when you hit her cervix.

I am here to ejaculate, not to laugh my ass off, damn it.
I am still thinking in deslocated bones John K.Peta style so I still have a boner to pick.

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Who was in the wrong?

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Nah

>Yea Forums likes miranda now
What the fuck happened?

Not complaining since i've always found her to be the most attractive ME girl desu

>"You know I was genetically engineered to be perfect Shepard... you knew this already. How do you expect a perfect human to not be able perform a perfect moon walk, or a gadgetless lean forward thingy...this was part of me, of us, since the very first moment. I said if you're thinkin' of being my lover
It don't matter if you're male or female"
To be fair it was a very touching moment

>What the fuck happened?
The tranny psyops worked like a charm

Miranda is better with dick, there I said it.

The (((volus))) guild

You're better with a noose around your neck, faggot.

So... canon Miranda?

Tali!

best part is today's bioware wouldn't even DARE make a model like that. And people say mass effect went full SJW in 2 or 3, this is proof that it didn't until Andromeda

>So... canon Miranda with right fat pussy?
I agree desu

Bioware didn't go sjw until 2011, Dragon Age 2 was the start of it. Mass Effect 2 had no gay shit or anything.

3 was the point where execs thought some shallow pandering with no actual substance, combined with the same old fanservice for their old crowd, would help. They didn't actually believe it.
By Inquisition some realised it was all or nothing, but they also had enough new people that actually believed that crap to make it not just an attempt at pandering.

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She actually looks like Michael Jackson, what the fuck were they thinking

So boys which is it? You team Mako or team Hammerhead?
strawpoll.me/18552127

For me it's Ash

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Absolutely based and futapilled

>tali fags haven't shit up the thread
Today is truly a glorious day

>yes
>good

>worst girl
>best outfit
Decisions

Here I am!

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>no bogan miranda gf

God forbid someone have different taste than you user.

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for me its turian gf

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>why, yes I do romance Liara. How could you tell?

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For me it's poorly written, mentally challenged main characters who try their best.

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>Talifags
Talibros are fine.
It's Liarafags that are shitting up threads

I need an incentive to replay ME2 and 3. Are there any mods that allow female characters to walk around in underwear?

>nuclear crater fetishists

I'm convinced people attracted to Miranda are only capable of looking at her ass
her fucking face looks like Michael Jackson and a horse
also she's a horrible bitch

Shepard for not ordering them to strip naked and get on his bed.

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I hear you can get body mods in Shin Akiba. I'd love to see body modded Jack and Miranda in a swordfight.

>Jacob's sloppy seconds
no thank you.

You do understand that the only reason she slept with him was to seduce him and get him on board the Normandy to promote a certain image of Cerberus on Shepard?

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Based and Ashpilled

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They actually had feelings for each other but Jacob said some like she requires a better man then I he left her for some reason desu

I think you missed the part where Miranda is very good at manipulating people.

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cuck cope

And don't forgot she gave him info on his dad something about keeping an old promise desu she may have seduce him in the beginning but they love each other later on.

I enjoy the sweet taste of blueberries

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I see yonnve desu I don't know what this Michael Jackson meme business is

More out of pity, I think.

I wish this suit was the default. It's so damn underused.

Her armoured one was good as well, but the black one was the sexiest.

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What other non-porn games cater to my latex fetishes?

for me, it's Samara

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Wouldn't mind the view from that boot heel.

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Real life?

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utterly based

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Probably the third worst character in the trilogy. She's basically just Jaciv, but with a vagina.
Boring.
Uninteresting.
If you removed her ass, she brings nothing to ME2 as a character.

Are people ironically posting Miranda as sexy? She has a butter face, a box for a head. Average body with ugly clothing design and a severe case of polygon deficiency. Theres literally nothing atractive about her. Shes like a failed bimbo fanart.

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I found her to be quite interesting. It took me a while to realize she is space Evelyn Mulwray.

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She has a better model in ME3, its polygon count got an upscale in blender, I assume, but she's from a nearly 10 year old game now. I would love a remake of the OT in Frostbyte, for the PS5/Nextbox whatever.

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>t. mega autist

Honestly a remake might salvage the whole franchise. Not a bad idea.

It will reintroduce the franchise to a lot of people, which will reignite interest in it, but it still won't revive it. Andromeda was a bust and you can't continue with a sequel from that.

>plenty of attractive human women in the trilogy
>Shepard gets uggos
Why?

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Jack and Miri aren't ugly.

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god i wish that was me

Dam she's sexy desu.