What the fuck was his problem?

>When pokefags want waifu human girl
>REAL AND TRUE pokefags want fuck pokemon

I want both but I prefer just the Pokemon.

Just say a number and that will determine what you get senpai

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How hard are you forcing yourself to like this? I know your dick doesn't even twitch before you start touching yourself.

If I was to stick my dick into a Arceus. Would I get a human hybrid with weird ears, legs, tails, and Plates?

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You don't actually like any of those pictures. You've just tricked yourself into thinking you do.

I guess he wa kinda frustrated and wanted to go for smaller pokemans

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god i wish that was me

Nothing.
He was completely right.

Me in the middle

He thought people only like pokemon for furry reasons. Pretty sure that's wrong, my bro.

>raichu
>small

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What's stopping you?

I'm not a Raichu.

>What the fuck was his problem?

Not enough poke-pussy.

Just act like that one homo from early /vp/
Microwave those banana's, boy

>Plague will never do full lewds

god when he teases with cropped pics its almost unbearable.

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But the guy was swimming on it.

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>his old stuff is badly drawn but top tier material regardless
>we'll never get to see what he's puts out nowdays

He was tired of eating too many eggs

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THat doesn't sound fun at all.

That's what they always say in the movies right before they die

Ok, lets get down to business. To defeat our boners, what Pokémon do you want to fuck?

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All he did was write suggestive greentexts with raichu pics, one was microwaving bananas and eating them slowly acting lewd. He was more or less a thread derailer.

She makes me question my sexuality, her deep male graw voice makes me feel straight but her beautiful feminine body makes me feel gay like idk anymore.

Literally every single one. I'd fuck the female vags. I'd say the genderless are female and fuck their vags. I'd take the male dicks. I'd take the female futa dicks.

Reverse the question, which ones would you NOT fuck.
Most pokes are attractive to most.

I'd say: What is YOUR problem?
that prof is a-ok and completely right and based.

Ok you fucker. Let do this.

>Be Maylene
>Be callenged by this 20 somehting guy
>In trainer terms the cristmass cake has solidified and can now be used as construction material for reinforced bunkers
>Pre-midlife crisis?
>Whatever
>"Go! Lucario!"
>Not gonna go easy on him just for that
>"Eevee, I chose you"
>wat
>"...You know this is a fight-type gym right?"
>"Hey, she needs experience"
>Fucking old people
>"Lucario... Just... Bone rush"
>"How we Practiced Girl!"
>Practice what
>Lucario stops
>Eevee's looking at him with the most adorable eyes ever
>Lucario looks at me
>I shrug "You know how it works buddy"
>Suddenly the Eevee uses takedown on lucario's leg
>"What?!"
>Lucario's down
>"Get up!"
>Sudenly hidden power into Lucario's back
>The hell's with this eevee?!
>"Eevee! Number five!"
>The FUCK is number five!?
>Lucario got up, but now the eevee's using double team on a ring around lucario. Lol Aurasphere never misses
>Hadouken.pke
>The eevee starts using quick attack while keeping the double team
>Hadoken actually fucking misses
>I swear to pokegod i'll make that be considered cheating one day. At least she's getting tired
>"Remember wha happens if you win! Use return"
>The Eevee becomes a fucking ballistic missile
>Luca is KO
>the wall is ko
>the wall behind is ko
>"...The fuck?"

>Next day
>taking day off because holy shit wtf
>Find trainer
>He's piggybacking a sylveon
>Sylveon is blushing and rubbing herself all over him
>I swear there's somehting I'm not seeing

>Be trainer
>Be dimensional newfag
>ended up in pokeworld after shenanigans
>Living childhood fantasy of becoming a pokemon master
>Living teenagehood fantasy of having sex everyday
>Living degeneratehood fantasy of fucking a pokemon
>Eevee just fucking DEMOLISHED a fighting type gym
>Never_Underestimate_The_D.poke
>As promised Eeve shall receive the D tonight

>Walk into hotel room already with at half mast
>door locked, blinds closed, room searched for cameras
>Sit on bed and take Eevee out of pokeball
>The little furball looks around, immediately perks up and jumps into my lap
>Her big, adorable eyes tinkle with excitement, ever since peeking on me ‘rewarding’ my other pokemon she became curious
>One night after a fight I let her watch

>We had an agreement, if she became strong enough she would have a turn, I mean. She’s tiny.
>Now, she’s beaten a gym, so she can probably take it
>I start slowly petting her. Letting her lick my mouth until I kiss back, gently sucking her tiny tongue and responding with my own
>She shudders when my hands reach her hindquarters and my fingers brush near her entrance
>By now she’s mewling with a lost and needy look on her face
>I lift her and turn around, laying her spread on the bed
>I can see her nethers are slick and have swollen. I kiss her again as a hand trails down her chest, belly and finally, feel wetness.
>With care for the small pokemon I play with the outer ring, coating the finger will use to probe. She twitches and squeaks, a finally finger enters her.
>She bucks and clamps into herself at the new sensation. I pet her head and whisper encouraging words ‘there there’ after she relaxes, I slowly work deeper and deeper.
>Her breaths are deep and her temperature is near-scalding. She feels tight, very, but pokemon are extraordinarily durable.
>I peace my way out after touching a wall that made her clench. She’s shallow, as expected
>She won’t take everything, but a promise is a promise.
> I take my dick out and, kissing her one last time before we begin, I poise it prodding her entrance
>From then, is a slow process, I push and prod and rub until
>”EE—“

>A shrill call comes from her, I manage to cover her mouth before having to explain to other guests. She bucks and moans as slick fluids gush from her into the bed
>I am inside her now, even after settling down from her fist orgasm she is still tight and warm
>I caress her and she smiles between gasps, she knows I’m not done, and wants me to finish. Such a loving partner she is
>I begin working again. Pushing the slightest bit in, then slowly pulling back. In… Out… over and over. A bulge in her belly follows my tip
>She has gotten used to it, even working herself back into arousal, temperature flaring again and a haze coming over her eyes
>Eventually I reach the limit, less than half was inside but that was plenty enough.
>I kept up that slow peace, I want her to finish with me. Poking at the end of her channel now giving her pleasurable shudders
>As she became used to my size it became easier to move, her breathing had picked up again.
>So did I. her cries and squeaks became more frantic and I felt the pressure building.
>On a final stroke I pushed as deep as I dared, releasing my load directly on the entrance to her tiny womb

[WHAT? YOUR EEVEE IS EVOLVING!]
… … … …
[CONGRATUALTIONS! YOUR EEVEE HAS EVOLVED INTO SYLVEON!]

>All according to keikaku
fuck you and love you
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>YOUR EEVEE HAS EVOLVED INTO SYLVEON!
What a waste

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Pokemon have mysterious powers ___________________

Sylveon is good but Glaceon is just better in every way