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Why Is Samus So Perfect?
Dominic Torres
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Leo Thomas
I would eat her ass while I fuck my sister
Nathaniel Baker
She looks like she crushes testicles
Elijah Taylor
go to bed spacejin
Hunter Myers
because she is an enduring icon despite the endless fanservice
Jason Bennett
Because she loves you, user. She’s out there hunting those bounties to support her family: you and your two darling children. You miss her when she’s away fighting space pirates, but it’s worth it for the time you get to share as a family.
Anthony Campbell
Samus? You mean the power suit wielding galactic savior with badass armor? She's perfect because she knows how to keep her cool when fighting villainous alien monsters, and she's got a variety of kickass moves, and she's starred in many fun games that are almost peak metroid game design.
I don't know what that disgusting piece of shit is in your image though. Some slutty fanart maybe?
Ethan Cruz
I can imagine
Kevin Butler
based AChad
Dylan Allen
Don't care Roid Rage Redfag. Just stay the fuck away from me and my family.
Ian Jenkins
>Roid Rage Redfag
I don’t get it
Brody Thomas
>Why yes, I've never played a single samus game and only knew about samus from playing smash bros. I also fap to offmodel images of her. How could you tell?
Jordan Davis
Speaking of Metroid, take a look at this. You'll probably have to view the image in a new tab to see the details in full
Easton Lewis
Because she was remodeled
Hudson Watson
chykka larva looks like a dick
Joshua Walker
You know that if I didn’t post her in zero suit this thread wouldn’t have gotten nearly this many replies
Logan Gutierrez
Parker Reyes
So you made the image board equivalent of clickbait.
>>>/kotaku/
Parker Watson
Probably BECAUSE IT IS A DICK.
Also, for people looking for Meta Ridley, he's under Quadraxis
John Lewis
Looks like mods stopped this thread in their quest for jannies
Josiah Martin
She is blonde, she has blue eyes, she has big tits, she has a surprisingly fat backside and her games are really good.
Ethan Taylor
Don't forget the most important thing: she keeps her mouth shut.
Gavin Cruz
Based
Dylan Moore
Will we ever get a good Metroid game again?
Robert Price
While that is also important, I would argue that Zero Mission revealing to the whole world that Samus had a fat arse was more important. It was such a surprise too, coming from Super Metroid.
Liam Wright
Because she's not real, she can remain pure eternally.
Austin Jenkins
>surprisingly fat backside
Is this just you trying to be edgy or does she actually have a fat ass?
Josiah Phillips
She may have a fat backside, but she'll never have a Dan Backslide
Sebastian Thompson
based
Xavier Johnson
You tell me.
Carter Brown
I always thought she was a man who could summon a lady when I was young.
Sebastian Brown
cause why not have a perfect woman?
Justin Edwards
Meme not reckognized.
>posts "proof"
>uses modded image
Why do Yea Forums always do this? This an anime fanart that has nothing to do with how she looks officially.
Logan Morales
That's an in game screenshot from the Wii U Smash game
Lucas Cruz
Am I being trolled?
Josiah Jenkins
Nope
Colton Taylor
Don't listen to this idiot, both these images are doctored and it's the same sick fuck who keeps doing it.
Brody Williams
Mating press Samus
Liam Bailey
Show me the fanfics
Brandon Lopez
>“Oh, hello Samus, how are you today?, I hope that you’re ready because soon I’ll be there with you again”
Adam Hill
>fanfics
>not the ERP
Michael Hill
>being Samus
>your ass is so fat that people don't believe actual screenshots are real
I wonder how she feels. :-(
Jack Gutierrez
Aaron Hall
Because she is not real.
Jack Evans
It's the bird DNA
Christian Myers
Did Zero Mission go too far with the butt size?
Juan Carter
Samus mating presses YOU
Eli Myers
i don't think that she's perfect, op. she's almost there, but her shithole still needs to be remodeled
Aiden Morgan
Literally designed for BBC
Jackson Perry
Wyatt Johnson
>uses incel terms like mating press
>posts horrible jap drawing
Two for two
Grayson Collins
Her arse folds more than my jeans after laundry
Bentley Diaz
Burd DNA