This is your bartender for tonight, say something nice to her

Get me a Zen Star.

I would just ask her how her day was maybe even shake her hand

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my wife julianne is so cute

Is the new game out yet?

>hand holding

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Why the fuck was her collab level so damn hard to do jesus fuck man.

I like her outfit. Her hair looks nice too.

To force you to spend more duh.

But I don't drink and I don't like smoking. Why would I go to a smoker bar anyways?

wish she was real

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I dislike this one.

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No hand holding, just firmly shaking hands with a big smile on my face

>hand contact

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I want to be lonely with her.

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I would let adult Jill wear a magical girl outfit and fight for justice.

Gentlemen

I dont understand how people think it was hard all you needed was x5 100s with night gear and a another one that had 12000 night

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Jill is not for lewd

That wasn't enough user

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that's not the map you get jill on though

EX stages were only for dickwaving/getting that shiny collab medal/dickwaving.

Yeah i know, I did my runs with one squad at 13k night power. Capped the bottom half, then redeployed them to the top.

Still managed to mess with everyone who didn’t have a rifle team though.

Now i have a sudden urge to go to the bar, buy some cheap cocktail and look at some bar slut`s ass.
Or I can ...acquire that game and play it while drinking home alone.
What would be comfier?

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>tfw I got my epeen extender on the very last day of the collab
>Last Rain Ex wasn't even that hard

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Pioneer EX is the hardest EX stage in the collab. The rest aren't nearly as bad. I did Pioneer EX and everything after on the last day too, along with getting Stella. I actually ended up killing the boss in Last Rain EX with the support squads.

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I relate a lot with Jill

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>you will never have a girl pick you up this way
>you will never even have a robot pick you up this way

cute

I wish she would take over Springfield's place in the cafe permanently.

It would be nice to have an option to switch between the two.

She's extremely sexually frustrated from the severe lack of action she's getting and frequently masturbates to VR porn.

Her problems are mundane and realistic. Good shit.

I LOVE Boss

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Are you really lonely if you're alone with someone else?

She's looks French desu.

Smother me in your thighs
its the only thing youre good for and the only thing the game has done good is its porn.

The writing in this game is so fucking bad. Just goes to show that Yea Forums will lap up dogshit, even Western dogshit, as long as it looks convincingly anime.

I'll rewrite this whole game. I can do better. I can even make it more compelling and interesting to. I think I might just do that. And I'll take out some of the cringe while I'm at it.

Are there games other than yakuza and catherine where love of drinking and cocktails are featured prominently and maybe you can learn a thing or two about them?

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Source?

>convincingly anime
You mean if it has waifubait. Every single problem Valhalla has is ignored because cute girls and okay music.

Man that's really rude of her.

>ywn make a successful waifu game and hire thots to cosplay your characters for your booth

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Hey, she fucked the guy in the end, so I guess it was all worth it.

test

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>want to make indie gaem
>want to make slut game
>can't code
>can't do art
>can't do music
I'm a disappointment to everyone and especially myself

What comic this?

White Korra is a slut

girls that drink and smoke do NOT have figures like that

living in a comfy cyberpunk apartment and getting drunk and watching old anime and playing Genesis games with Jill honestly sounds like my ideal life

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i'm seriously so attracted to the type of girl that Jill is. where the fuck do i find a well-read, level-headed girl that is actually dorky on the inside with a dry personality and sense of humor?

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nowhere except anime, vidya, and internet fiction

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i'm not here to drink your dog piss.

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post guys that fucked

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Jill gained brouzouf?

>post guys that fucked
Don't want to post my face here tho ;^)

Robert seems like an ordinary and upstanding citizen.

Escort services?

*post fuck boys

he's certainly post-fuck all right

what makes you think a girl like that is going to like you back?

PUT THE BOSS PLUSH UP FOR SALE ONLINE, SUKEBAN

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>boss plush
what

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the only plush i've seen for vallhalla was Jill

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twitter.com/SukebanGames/status/1167643421869142016?s=20

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yes they do

heh
nice

Nah

because i lift 2/3/4/5 and like to read books, watch anime, and play vidya

sounds fucking gay user
why should a girl like you for that?

Beacuse I'm fit mate

Very impressive user.

That's not rodin.
twitter.com/ouya296/status/1097407814366945280?s=19

traps maybe?

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>not posting this one
well maybe you're right, Yea Forums IS blue board after all

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Jill is my bartender every day though.

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I HAVE A NEED

A NEED TO CUDDLE

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oh are we posting plushies now
>tfw my jill is hidden behind a bunch of other shit because that's the only place she fit

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WHEN!?

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Why are indieshits so obsessed with gays and lesbians, especially lesbians

I'M YOUR GOD NOW

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>tumblr game

do you think we can convince kiririn to do official lewds of sam if nirvana sells well like he did with jill

Time to serve drinks and give paizuri.

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ew, fuck off cringelord

I just miss the music.
If Mica wanted real fucking money they'd let you get the soundtracks to play in the Dorm.

does jill service her customers sexually

>rio rollins with slightly fluffier hair
Sam would look real nice in her outfit

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His Jill lewds were underwhelming, it's not really worth badgering him about it if his heart simply isn't in it.

>like he did with jill
Which one's were official?

>This isn't that kind of bar

Pretty sure it was just this one:

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2908127

i'd eat that coochie like it was a pie

Jill can be my goddess any day.

God I want Jill's sweaty ass on my face after a long day at work.

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I just want to hug Jill and tell her that everything will be alright. And maybe take her up on her cigarette offer, since nobody ever does in the game.

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>Spent part of his childhood in the Arctic.
>Worked as part of a riot suppression force in Hong Kong.
>Might have just got back from fucking killing a man before being hired by Dana.
Why does everyone who winds up in Glitch City have such weird lives.

By socializing and expanding your circle of friends, retard. The same way everyone else does

Because Glitch City is a literal Bladerunner type Dystopia city of sin and oppression.

Her game is boring but she is really cute

Sounds good, how do I do that?

Console commands.

Top 10 Worst Cosplays Ever

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based and redpilled

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TEST POST IGNORE IT

What the fuck is wrong with her eyes

except for the nightmare eyes, it's actually spot on.

>sticc legs
>5kg of makeup
>shitty wig
just no

>tfw no Jill gf
It actually hurts physically somehow.

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Just what do I need to do to get one?

Cute!

DANA PLUSH

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Blood sacrifices. I swear I'm almost there by now.

I like this one. I like it a lot.

>tfw no boss gf
It physically hurts right now

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>You will never get to see the boss fight someone.

Fuck that i want an Alma gf.
My first choice would be Sei but she clearly fucks Stella on the reg.

I think they're still stuck in the anime "Just spit it out already" phase.

>saw the pics of those two
They're pretty much the perfect Jill and Sam. Seriously the faces and body proportions on both are basically spot on.

God I'm alone.

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Can I have a Piano woman? Don't tell anyone please.

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Why would you go on the internet just to lie user?

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>game: "if you add a ton of extra alcohol, you can get the customer drunk faster"
>try this a few times
>it doesn't do anything
i get that the game needed a gameplay element so zoomers could have something to do between reading dialogue, but christ it felt so pointless.

go back to sleep, al

It does though. Get the singer robot chick drunk.

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>western dogshit
but this is made in Venezuela

What a strange reaction to an arm massage.

By western dogshit he means american dogshit.

Complete with an eye patch wearing talking corgi that's trying to build Outer Heaven and ace detective George Costanza.

The distant future of Va-11 Hall-a is a dark and mysterious one.

>beer brand beer

>shaking hands with the bartender
Now this is Yea Forums.

y-you too

Bartender here. I shake hands with customers all the time. Granted not all the time, but its not uncommon.

Become attractive and you'll be tripping over that kind of girl. Or become alternative. A lot of goth girls are like that, but with a pinch of nutcase.

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>Become attractive
Why do you have to hurt me like that, user?

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It's an east-Asian makeup trend that's supposed to give the impression that you have a lower eyelid-crease. Asian eyes are quite high up and thin, which is at odds with the vast majority of cartoon characters, and that's why you see a lot of cosplayers doing it.

>ywn drink Strong Zero on a riverbank with Jill until you both collapse and embrace each other in mutual consolement

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I am, where do I go to trip over pretty girls like Jill

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you lift 2 3 4 and 5?
amazing, I'm partial to the number 7 and I lift it a lot.

If you're the same guy from previously, you need to get off your high horse. Even if you are fit and not just a "shredded" /fit/ "hardgainer", then that's not an all-access pass. Being fit wont magically give you an approachable demeanour, personality, sense of style or aesthetic. It's a good start, but attractiveness is more complex than grug lift heavy thing.

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I'm am absolutely not, but thank you for talking shit about /fit/, they need to hear these thing.

Stay fucking jelly

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Shhh user, don't ruin the internet narrative that going to the gym magically makes you some kind of fucking ascended semi-god. How else will these losers cope if they realize that no amount of muscles will cover for their natural born autism, shallowness and shitty genes?

I can’t drink beer do you have WATER?

That's not a twitter screencap with jewish flag in the name.

Be honest Yea Forums, how many of you browse danger/u/?

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I still have the app installed on my phone

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>there are people out there who lift heavy objects everyday in hope somebody loves them

>mvol
are you trying to signal something

She's very pretty for a crazy cat lady.

No not really, I almost forgot I even had it installed. Its a very old version and I havent bothered to find the newest one.

Ew, k*Rean

This game was way better at telling a cyberpunk story, has better aesthetics in general, an actual fucking bartending mini-game and branching dialogues.

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That plan background desu

Something about this game just didn't work for me and it wasn't the gay romance or the tranny.

va11hall-a didn't work for me m8, was just endless cringy text and no game- the best part was just trying to customize shit in the apartment and reading fucking Yea Forums. i just hope n1rv ann-a is good

i don't even doubt you'd succeed

>the best part was just trying to customize shit in the apartment and reading fucking Yea Forums
Isn't it great?
truly real life condensed into a video game

Is she actually bi?
So far she flirted only with girls.

you'd think going to a nightclub in a cyberpunk dystopia and lesbian flirting with your pals and then serving drinks to the most influential people in the city so that they may give you juicy info would be a lot more exciting than it actually was

but no haha the best part is just Yea Forums isn't that truly relatable amirite fellow sisters (male) :^)

the fucking game made by trannies was more exciting baka

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in STEM

>canabalt
nice

Fucking bots I swear.

That's the idea!

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The most influential people you meet are based black man and KiraMiki! though, everyone else is very run-of-the-mill
Its a character drama, not an action drama

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Is this game any good? I still haven't downloaded this since im a brokefag on steam

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Did you enjoy the event cafe minigame?

It's basically a VN with a barebones drink mixing minigame every once in a while. You read it for the characters, the OST and the comfy atmosphere. If you value any of those you'll have a good time.

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She had a boyfriend AFAIK.

no

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I started playing with only 3 days left. Life was suffering.

>
>The distant future of Va-11 Hall-a is a dark and mysterious one.

A future based on the very dark and real present of the devs' country.

VA-11 HALL-A warned us and nobody listened

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Anyone here actually bartend?

Nah

no but I drink

I liked Va-11 Hall-A but thought Jill was the least interesting character desu. They really tried hard to get me to care about her dead gf but I was like nah. Funny how her good ending has the dead gf’s underage sister moving in with and presumably getting molested by Jill though

Jill is a very nice pov character, precisely because she's fundamentally not too interesting. She's there to give others something to bounce off and let them shine.

>The remix of Base of the Titans

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Yes they fucking do

Get back to delivering my Zaibatsu Prime package, Mario.