Real life vidya enemies. Nature edition

Shows more care for it's children, unlike certain other "insects".

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20 dollars

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>I LIVE

One tiny one or the whole thing? Big difference.

Bug/Rock type or Water/Rock?

How do I achieve these gains natty?

>Tell GF I want to hire a professional dominatrix to sexually torture me.
>"user, just put an ad on CL. They'll do it for free"

>Centibabbies are green
Kino

climb a shitload of trees

"Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child."

someone post the tubifex worms webm

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You have no gf, you're broke and nobody will ever engage in a sexual activity with you.

Bug/Water with Rock Armor ability

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I hate "dogs" like that. Fuck the people who buy/breed them.

>" Ohh… Thank you, Quelaag."

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unlike ants and bees, termites have kings that have a 25-50 year lifelong monogamous relationship with their queen

Imagine stomping on that as hard as possible or dropping something heavy on it. Would it squelch or crunch? Fuck, it could be so satisfying.

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Yeah, especially barefoot and feeling them squish between your toes.

youtube.com/watch?v=sen5wGrjZGE

What are those?

What happens if you step on that.

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Empress Bulbax always creeped me the fuck out

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explain

You feel guilty for the rest of your life.

cute mom

I want to pour boiling water on it.

Story?

>Talking shit before the match is over.

Sweaty, I have NEETbux for days.

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fuck that asshole bug, had to watch a kitten in pain because of that fucker fuck him.

Fuck that, imagine pouring hot water on it

It's afraid

Hydrochloric acid.

If i remember right, that suit wasn't made for those things. They were hornets or something and it was meant for bees, think he tried it twice and ended up dying the second time.

>drop a big rock on the bug nest
>a million babies burst around the rock and swarm your leg
fuck fuck fuck fuck

We need to glass the planet. It's the only way we can be purified of these things.

do you not know what leeches are?

that's kinda cute

thanks, I kek'd

>Afraid of insects.
Grow a pair.

>no timestamp
fake

guy thought it would be funny to play with bees, they weren't bees.

I know of leeches that attach to skin and suck blood. Never figured one could wind up in a kitten's nose

youtube.com/watch?v=oNHS-0WxGGs

The fuck

This is not ok. Cats in any kind of pain especially a kitten is not ok.

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Not him but I was more emphatic with the cat feeling pain and swiping at the tweezers than afraid of the worm coming out of it.

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I hope the kitty was okay.

>"Your pain medicine is kicking in in a minute."
Why didn't he wait with the removal? Is this some kind of legal snuff fetish shit?

ngl that's kind of fucking badass

youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

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I thought it was bot fly larva

Op is the momma centipede still alive? It seems crazy to me that an insect is caring for its young post birth at all beyond being devoured by it.

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Is that a fucking mosquito

i dont know how the vet put down that leech so carefully, i wouldve instantly killed the thing as revenge for the kitty

I watched too much tentacle porn.

My fellow gnostic, what brings you to my board

FUCK bugs

>Why didn't he wait with the removal?
Explains at the end of the video, it's risky to sedate the cat first, probably because of it's young age/size. Now they can give a weaker pain medication instead of anesthetia

>electrified
>getchafied

Monkey bats?

its no leech im pretty sure its some kind of parasitic fly larvae aka maggot

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That cats covered in fleas

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thats even fucking worse, i wish insects felt pain

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>tfw find 3DPD bugs gross and creepy
>but always prefer insect type monsters given the choice in monster-raising games
why

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Also, don't worry, the cot is OK

youtube.com/watch?v=J00JPkXcd90

If you think modern shit is weird. Look up what lived on earth like 400 millions years ago

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>I made my own bee suit! Let's harvest some GIANT KILLER JAPANESE HORNET larvae!
He might as well have been naked.

Jesus, the size of those fuckers.

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Most uneducated post of the day

Play stupid games
Win stupid prizes

>Look up what lived on earth like 400 millions years ago
No need to, your mom's still alive.

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Aye, it's what happens whenever one hatches.

>boss summons minions

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>taunting at the start of the match

>hmm..HMMM..mmm..HMM?
I HATE YOUR WHIMPERING

bless

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I feel like someone... wants to sell me something!

>bug people eat bugs
not even surprised

youtube.com/watch?v=aPdowP_aBXY

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what the fuck is going on and why

It's not doing it to be malicious. It's how it just is.

No more bugs or parasites hurting animals. Please. It's worse than rekt posts.

>enemy model used for friendly quest npc

UM, no

How can people like Asian women? Putting aside eating an insect, this barely looks like a human being. The pale, wide face and the black, slit eyes, looks like a fucking orc.

Im glad its ok

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I read about this. The tarantulas keep small frogs in their dens to eat bugs too small for them that might eat their eggs. But I wonder if the frog realizes what's happening or if it was basically kidnapped.

>"Please make peace"

youtube.com/watch?v=nIEXGNTFvBc

the Crowfather

a parasites entire existence is malicious. the day of the fly swatter cant come soon enough

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youtube.com/watch?v=g7yNyhLOIa4

They do. Just about anything more complex than a jellyfish does.

Convince me why these should exist

When will they ever learn?

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Imagine thinking this is a lot of money

Fucking Earthworm Jim

Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

>t. resetranny

It's what's called a cuterebra or botfly larvae, cats, I think especially kittens can get infected with them. They have to be removed and usually carefully, if they rupture they can release a lot of bacteria into a wound. My old cat Harmony I rescued had one on her neck when she came into the vet I worked at as a kitten.

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>Stacks of 20s and 50s
I live in the third world and I have more money than that.

>humans and their cthulu masters

Fucking kek

A motherfuckin Hermitaur baby

nociception ≠ pain

Shadows gather

youtube.com/watch?v=3zSwzJ1dMNA

Cause they're cute.

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What is in that glass?

imagine putting that inside your ass.

Does a parasite acknowledge what it is doing to its host? If it does not understand how its actions are harmful, then it cannot be malicious. Granted, it does not make parasites any less of a threat, but they cannot be malicious.

Its less than my monthly credit card payment

What a dummy.

Skeksis mind

Is that fucking garden snake trapped in a spiderweb?

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/centipede-embraces-dozens-babies-just-12041905

Yes, still alive. They probably did eat her after though
>"The maternal care of centipedes is really amazing. She spends a whole month keeping watch over her babies without eating."

i killed one of those in Ys Origin

>mfw I'm moving to Australia for a year soon.

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He's just trying to live his best life

>t. mongoloid chimpanzee

I said no more hurting reeee-
Wait what the fuck is going on here? Did the spider webimmobalize the snake? The snake can't get traction on tiles? I'm confused.

alright you got me there. doesnt make me any less upset

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Imagine being that and having all those lives inside of you, desperately trying to leave you. Imagine having your body growing to tens of times its original size just to host all these lives.

Hot Cooking oil. Yes, that is dangerous and stupid. Insta-thots be Instathots

But insscts dont have nerves

Me on my way to fuck yo bitch

>it explodes and releases thousands of offspring
>you convulse with pleasure as the babies swarm your rectum and begin eating your innards, building pressure upon your prostate
>you begin to lose higher executive functions as the blood loss builds
>you shit out the millions of insect babies in an explosive bloody stool mess
>you die from blood loss as the swarm consumes your corpse
this is the only way trans women can become pregnant, and it is beautiful

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Do you have a will drafted up yet user?

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>Real life vidya enemies. Nature edition.
nope this isnt video games

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>Falling for the credit jew

So is a goblin sharks bite actually painful? It looks like it could prick you a little bit but nothing more

Yeyeyeye they doin it

Haha idiots.

god i wish that was me

based palate cleanser user

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Thanks for the bump, newfag.

Real life succubi, she wants to drain your balls AND eat your face

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cute

This isn't real. Its CG and skulls don't work that way.

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>Aradia ever getting a happy ending
I wish

>AT LAST AFTER 10000 YEARS!!

>tfw no queen hornet gf

youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8

>Hello yes I am wasp buzz buzz

>moving to Australia for a year
Give me one, ONE good reason you're doing this.

More like cute-lfish

F

>He doesnt pay his credit cards off in full every month

ahhh ok so its the suicidal motherhood switch. You find that a lot in fish as well.That makes more sense or confirms my bias i guess. Generally you are only going to find actual "love" aka mirror neurons in mammals and some birds. I know there is like a few monitor lizards or so that seek affection and live in social groups but for insects to behave that way would be a crazy discovery i think.

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Bruh what the fu

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Jim Carrey is looking worse every time I see him

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>live in murrica
>almost nothing freakish looking
>more concern with getting a disease from a tick than anything else
>even most bears are pansies
>look at every other country
>if the wildlife doesn't have the capability to kill you, then it will at least give you a heart attack from creeping you the fuck out
Why is murrica so safe and relatively normal compared to every other place on this planet?

The ducklings aren't doing this for enjoyment. There is a trough of food on top of the slide. The ducklings try to reach it and slip.

>BALANCE IN ALL THINGS
>YOU WILL BE ORDERED ACCORDINGLY

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yo fuck these things, they don't even have brains and are still horrifying

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>Why is murrica so safe and relatively normal compared to every other place on this planet?
Funny enough once upon a time it was considered the opposite, America was thought of as this brutish land full of primordial throwbacks. Our bears were huge, we had huge fucking wolves everywhere, we were finding all kinds of fucking dinosaur bones and shit. At one point, Europe considered America to basically be Australia tier

Fuck you, flying foxes are cute af

It's very obviously caught in a web. Just look at how the spider moves along with the snake when it tries to escape.

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Which SCP is this?

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GFs AUS dad is sick and probably dying soon and she wants to spend time with him. I bought bitcoin in 2012, so I bought a house close to him and we're gonna move there for a while.

invertebrates need to stay in their fucking lane

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>get bit by a texan tick
>can no longer eat burgers
I can't think of any greater horror out there. We Americans have it the worst.

google mountain chicken

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oh shit nice, I saw the snake but I thought that was legit a bug crawling on it until the end

OH LAWD HE COMIN

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Fuck that thing and fuck you for posting it

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Would you, even if it meant losing your head?

So you're moving because your temporary love interest's father COULD die and you made a stupid decision
Thanks for giving me more than one bad reason

You might be a psychopath

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Brazilian here, I came across one that looks remarkably like this one, but all black and about 3 inches in size, fucking about in my backyard generally being a cunt and chasing people away. As soon as it touched down, I grabbed a wooden block that we use as door stop to our veranda here and gave the fucker a few good whacks, it only dazed it, didn't even crack the exoskeleton, so I placed wooden block on top of it and stood on it with all of 100 kilograms on it, it finally cracked it and killed it.

>local scientist rapes bees

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I love just how casual it's doing it. Like it's eating chips
>Fuuuucking whatver free food

that's even funnier

She cute.

Is that dog ok?

What's happening there?

Yeah, you're gonna regret that.

Tried taking cares of these little guys (iirc). As you could imagine, a honey bee suit isn't going to help fend against giant stingers.

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They pumped nerve gas into the water.

Why?

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WHOLESOME

H.P. Lovecraft was onto something

sick album cover

are the fish safe to eat?

Fuck yeah, such a sick fucking move. Gets me hype every time.